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Oscar Von Reuenthal

@OscarVReuenthal

2 years

🎶Mr. Raindrop, falling away from me now...🎶

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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2 months

@jondelarroz You forgot that last step: "Move onto the next beloved show to destroy, because we're on borrowed time right now..."

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4 years

Then: Now:

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4 years

You call it "dangerous," but I call it "perfectly reasonable."

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8 years

@GlomarResponder @michael_bodley They're surrounding the car, and he runs through them. Then they go "why'd you do that, bro?" Idiots.

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3 years

If I found women saying these things to me all the time, I think I'd actually be a bit happier.

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3 years

I'm pretty sure I'm smarter than all of the people listed here.

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4 months

Any war fought by Rome Any war fought by the Ancient Greeks Any war fought by the Mongols 100 Years War Any war fought by Japan Any war fought in Europe in 18th/19th/20th centuries (incl. World Wars) As a history professor, I can say with full authority that you suck at this.

UnchartedSphinx $3 deepthroat BJ special

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4 months

@darwintojesus Name a war that wasn't based on religion.

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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7 months

We're to the point where you're just going to have states nullify federal laws in order to protect their residents.

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7 months

🚨BREAKING🚨Senate Democrats Are Now Pushing New Bill That Prevents Churches From Having Armed Security Comment below with your thoughts.

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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4 months

Can anyone tell me how no one has come up with a biopic on Grover Cleveland and NOT cast Brian Doyle-Murray in the lead role?

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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8 months

Must be sad, being in your 50s, still trying to act like you're 24, and hoping that spouting political bullshit that only pleases the corporate establishment can still make you look like a "rebel."

CONSEQUENCE

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8 months

Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong altered the lyrics in “American Idiot” to sing, “I’m not a part of the MAGA agenda,” during the band’s performance on Ryan Seacrest’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.

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5 months

It's overrated.

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Describe Five Guys to someone who’s never been there before

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7 months

My grandmother passed away this morning. She was the last of my grandparents to go.

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

@OscarVReuenthal

4 years

So, basically, 1) Capitol was rushed 20 minutes before Trump even finished his speech. 2) Capitol police (prob. at behest of Pelosi/McConnell) let them in. 3) Crowd had BLM and Antifa directing the naive Trump supporters. 4) CNN knew all about this "coup attempt." Shit. Storm.

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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3 years

It begins...

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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2 years

@JoeBiden You weaponized the FBI to raid the home of a political enemy. If you were so certain of those 81 million votes being legit, you wouldn't have felt the need to have done such a fatuous thing.

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3 years

You'd think the Feds would take the hint that no one is buying this Patriot Front crap, but then again, they're not that smart.

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2 years

@OnegaiDesUwU @GreenTextRepost It was the first of sixteen coalition wars over the succession of Lichtenstein...

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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4 years

@LeeChatfield Translation: Sure there was fraud, but I'm shoving it under the rug.

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3 years

@JuliaManch Youngkin should be calling his lawyers right now.

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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4 years

I love how woke, feminist women talk about how men think they're entitled to sex, yet express the very same sense of entitlement when they find themselves surrounded only by their cats. #GetWokeNoPoke

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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4 years

@MSN Media touted by China can spread misleading information in just one tweet.

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4 years

@ODNIgov We all know who you people are REALLY working for, and it's not the American people.

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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6 months

University Disability Services: Student has disability. Me: Ok. UDS: He needs time & a half to take exam. Me: Ok. UDS: He needs use of a laptop to take exam. Me: Ok. UDS: He needs to use his class notes to take open book test. Me: ... .... Why is this person in college?

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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7 years

@MisterMetokur has been suspended. #FreeJim #TooWokeForThisEarth

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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4 years

Only a Democrat would celebrate steamrolling over the 1st and 2nd Amendment rights of U.S. citizens.

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@MarkHerringVA

4 years

🚨BREAKING🚨I have successfully BLOCKED a massive gun show from operating at full capacity this weekend in NOVA. Putting hundreds or even thousands of Virginians at risk for the sole purpose of selling guns is just not worth it and I'm pleased that the Judge agreed with me.

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5 months

Can anyone tell me what the fuck is wrong with Ed here? (Also, screenshot because I don't want to contribute to any of his engagement farming money).

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3 years

Harsh, but fair.

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3 years

Happy Colombus Day 🦾🇺🇸🦅

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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4 months

To be honest, I have to feel for the guy. You wait to become king your whole life, only to be king for, what, one year?

New York Post

@nypost

4 months

King Charles’ funeral plans reportedly being updated regularly after cancer diagnosis: ‘He is really very unwell’

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4 years

@RepSwalwell Swalwell's a CCP operative, pass it on.

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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9 months

This seriously looks like the Argentinian version of Dr. Who, just sayin'.

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10 months

President Milei and his current gf, Fatima Florez

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5 months

An actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it...GIFs only...Go

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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3 years

If only they came to that conclusion BEFORE the election...

New York Post

@nypost

3 years

Most voters deem Biden unfit to be president, poll shows

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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4 years

@FarahnMorgan This is Trump's superpower in action.

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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2 years

You spelled "bitch" wrong, Art.

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

@OscarVReuenthal

4 years

This is true.

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4 years

@cmclymer @DHS_Wolf The cowards would be the ones in Antifa. And yes, these guys are restoring law and order after the mayor and governor decided to enable rather than do their jobs. Whine harder, Charlotte.

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4 months

Can someone tell me when the Church is going to excommunicate this guy's ass?

LifeNews.com

@LifeNewsHQ

4 months

Joe Biden Trashes Pro-Life Americans: They’re “the Most Extreme Group in American History”

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4 years

@CBSNews What happens if you guys actually report the news rather than fear monger?

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4 months

Never watched a single episode.

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4 months

‘YOUNG SHELDON’ will end in 1 week.

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4 years

Yes, testimony like this is stuff you can take in front of a judge. All of this testimony is hard to ignore.

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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3 months

Professor here. The economy sucks, historically so. Also, Sociology is not a serious academic field, Tim, so you're not a real professor. Thank you for playing, though

Tim Gill

@timgill924

3 months

@bayareahausfrau @AnnieLowrey Professor here. Food quality is much better under President Biden due to new FDA rules. You may not like it, but it's best for the environment *and* for business. Yes, prices have risen a little bit, but that's how it shakes out. Deal with it.

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4 years

@senatemajldr Would be merrier if you actually backed your president up. Quite presumptuous of you to think you can dump him but hold on to his base...

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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6 years

@WeWuzMetokur "Please note that dying on the premises of a MasterCard hospital will result in penalty fees for your next of kin's account."

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4 years

@KimberlyHalkett Maybe drop the Mean Girl attitude and she might answer your question.

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5 years

@BoundingComics And yet Japan will probably make another season of it because 1) It's good, and 2) They don't give a shit what ANN says.

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@OscarVReuenthal

3 months

@RAZ0RFIST has been saying this all along...

The Bugle Daily

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3 months

Hear me out. Let's think outside the box. Perhaps putting Mad Max in a Mad Max movie could have helped the box office. #Furiosa

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2 months

First rule of being a guest in a foreign country: DON'T be an asshole.

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9 months

Student answer: "The Black Death wiped out nearly half of Europe's population during that time. Complete towns and villages we contaminated and the social and economic structures were severely disrupted. Very similar to the COVID-19 aftermath." You gotta be fucking kidding me...

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@OscarVReuenthal

2 years

I'll take "Things That Your Shop Teacher Would Have Seen And Then Stopped The Entire Class For A Safety Check Because Of What You Were Doing" for $800, Alex.

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2 years

While some wear white rain boots to disrupt Hurricane recovery efforts, I’m not afraid to step up and actually help our communities.

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3 months

@piyococcochan2 Manipulative.

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3 years

#RespectBiden LOL, you serious, Twitter?

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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2 years

The same media that told us mail-in voting and month long elections were a normal thing...🙄

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2 years

The same media told you that you should get your 5th shot, that masks are effective, and lockdowns saved lives 🤡

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3 years

Bu..but Chernobyl is in the Ukrai-- Oh.

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3 years

What is it with all of these stupid Leftist Wine Moms all comparing themselves to a bad picture of Rittenhouse's Mom? Are they that insecure? Are their lives that empty?

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@OscarVReuenthal

5 years

@michaeljknowles You should have included "Nah, just laughing at a hypocrite" or something like that.

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4 years

@BeckyBunzy Yeah, because that's exactly what happened any other time the Republicans held power🙄

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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4 years

@ktumulty Translation: My favored candidate is going to crash and burn in the debates so I'm willing to pull a chicken shit move to keep that from happening.

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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1 year

Community notes should have also noted that, during her heyday, they had her hopped up on speed so that they could finish production faster. She was kind of one the biggest tragedies in all of old Hollywood, but you Zoomers are too fucking lazy to actually read about her.

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1 year

two movies. a year apart. same bitch. shoutout to Gen Z for teaching me this.

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4 years

@BenjaminNorton You communists really DO have selective memories, don't you?

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7 months

"We are not enemies," Says the guy who was giving a Darth Vader speech with a blood red background right before the 2022 midterms, labeling anyone who disagreed with him as "Right-Wing MAGA extremists..." What an asshole.

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🇺🇸BIDEN TEARS UP ASKING FOR A TRUCE WITH REPUBLICANS | "WE MUST NOT BE ENEMIES" "At a moment of deep division in our nation, President Lincoln said, we are not enemies. He said, we are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. He went on to say, I've long believed we

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3 years

Am pretty sure Charlie Chester at CNN is going to be out of a job by the end of the day...

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4 years

@keithasims She's not gonna sleep with you.

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4 years

@KamalaHarris You seem to forget that state governors played a part in lost jobs from the lockdowns as well as deaths. Then again I don't expect a dishonest, overly ambitious authoritarian to acknowledge that. Narc.

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2 years

@realStanVG Just going to leave this here...

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3 years

@skifflegirl 5 years ago this guy would get a Thug Life video.

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Oscar Von Reuenthal

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4 years

People giving Rand Paul crap for a view that's completely sensible and understandable are insane...

Rand Paul

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Biden nominee refuses to answer my question about whether the government should override a parent’s consent to allow a minor to receive puberty blockers or surgical amputation of breasts or genitalia.

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2 years

My 5 year old just discovered Bohemian Rhapsody... God. Help. Me.

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2 years

I don't like CNN or MSNBC, so I don't watch them. But, under the 1st Amendment, they've got the right to say what they want to say, even if I don't find what they say to be true. You guys cheering #ByeByeOAN aren't the same. You support actually censoring those you don't like.

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9 months

Why do they keep doing this?

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4 years

@RantyAmyCurtis That guy's head would explode if he knew I was a professor at a major university.

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4 years

@realDonaldTrump Pence needs to stand up and reject this nonsense on 1/6.

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@chicagosmayor Pretty rich coming from a woman who doesn't recognize citizens of her own city as human beings when they're killed due to the crime she refuses to fix (well, that crime which takes place more than 1000 ft from her apartment, anyway...).

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4 years

For all of you who've lost faith in modeling because of what's transpired today, might I introduce you to the late 80s when things were normal, healthy, and didn't have much to do with nepotism or currying favor with the feds...

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4 years

@danzig5101 @hbcampbell @Alyssa_Milano Yeah, I'm thinking that when it comes to judging character, her track record is pretty pisspoor.

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6 months

Right now I smugly view all New Yorkers who voted for this woman as my intellectual inferiors...

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6 months

Hochul bans ‘long guns’ for National Guard troops deployed to NYC subway checkpoints

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@ChristinaTasty Lawyers successfully sued McDonalds all because this guy had morning vodkas...

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4 years

LOL I really hope this goes through.

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4 years

Five Oregon counties to vote on leaving state, escaping to 'Greater Idaho'

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@nypost "Never interrupt your enemy while he is in the middle of making a mistake." --Napoleon Bonaparte

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1 year

@AP What is the point of that last line?

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3 years

Reminder why Susanna Hoffs is superior in every way...

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4 years

@Andrewmd5 As someone who has has their home broken into and stuff stolen while I was in the house, this is an extraordinarily moronic take by a rich person who can easily replace their goods, or who can afford a security system to keep their goods from being stolen in the first place.

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4 years

@LLinWood @realDonaldTrump I'm gonna agree with everyone else here and ask for proof.

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3 months

Best Quote I've heard in the Last Week: "The Episcopal Church is basically just the religious wing of the Democratic Party. It's not even a faith, it's an absolute punchline." - @RAZ0RFIST

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8 months

Why does the second picture look like an angry protester who attends Oberlin College?

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In what world do game artists live in where #2 is considered an improvement?!

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@2022meimei3 Agreed. There are only a total of 13 lines of text written about Yasuke, which neither mention him as a slave nor as a samurai. He's only mentioned as something like an aide to the Jesuits (the Jesuits looked down on slavery), and again merely present in the household of the Oda.

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4 years

@TwitterSafety How many lawyers did it take to write this thread.

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@elonmusk @ggreenwald Yeah, I have to respectfully disagree with you there, sir.

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@hayasaka_aryan

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@LaMarchinaMC @nokatiedidnot @AlexGoodwinTSM @acromar_PhDc It's not a good supervisor who doesn't stand with their faculty.

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One might find a statue of Robert E. Lee or Teddy Roosevelt "problematic," but last I looked neither of those guys killed 40 million people in the space of 20 years...

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All this controversy about statues of problematic people from history and yet no one mentions that Mongolia has this giant ass statue of Genghis fucking Khan

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Please note they thought it was a good idea to close all their nuclear plants, so you get what you vote for.

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@UpdatingOnRome Mr. House or Yes Man for me, although the conversation with Caesar is some of the best "inject philosophy into a video game" that I've ever read.

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@FourEcchiTasty @dylbaum @notaxation @TheSimpsons Agreed, at least with Bush Sr. it wasn't necessarily mean spirited.

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Fired for using the Socratic Method with students. And people wonder why I'm anon on here...

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7 days ago I was fired from my school after 4 years of teaching. I recorded this the following day in order to share my perspective - honestly & in good faith - in order to move forward and put this experience behind me. I have no desire to cause complications or bring unwanted

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@ericswalwell @realDonaldTrump Mo Brooks hasn't slept with Chinese spies and can hold his gas in until the cameras turn off, so there's that...

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@MisterAntiBully I wonder if they'll actually have Sexual Harassment Panda show up.

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9 months

Or she could pay for two seats, have less money for food, and lose weight accordingly. Win-win.

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Plus size travel influencer Jaelynn Chaney says she's working with a US SENATOR to try and get fat flyers free extra plane seats - after admitting slimmer passengers may foot the bill

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He Is Risen. Happy Easter, Everyone!

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@Buddyhead @PotCatcleanFF Wow you sure are touchy for someone who's managed to avoid getting ratio'd thus far...

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-Brags about using Blackrock finances to force his worldview onto corporations and society as a whole. -Gets called out on it by people who aren't dumb. -Whines about getting called out on it even though he was bragging about it in the first place.

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