Sent a joke to the family group chat. My brother sitting directly opposite me replied with “😂😂😂” and had a damn straight face. Niggas lie unprovoked smh.
@raztweets
Was once praying zuhr with my friend. We were in sujood for bout 12 mins. Mans forgot he was the imam and was waiting for me to get up first
Your team is 23 points away from league leaders. Your best player is leaving in a few days. You have 3 wins in your last 11 games. 3 hours ago you lost to Bournemouth. But you’re celebrating being unbeaten in 03/04. Lmao okay
Karma doesn’t really exist. Not in this world, anyway. Some people will do you dirty and still live a fulfilling life. So just heal and keep moving forward.
It’s eid tomorrow. That’s die spelt backwards. Kinda like how you were willing to die for me but I took it for granted. Anyway, you’re always in my du’a habibti.
If you justify the killing of innocent lives, may the wrath of God follow you for all eternity. May you find yourself subject to what you’re justifying. May you never know peace.
#EndSARS
iPhone hack. If you don’t have data/ WiFi and you’re trying to gossip with a friend who’s closeby, you can type it on notes and airdrop it to him/ her.
You start talking to a girl in the UK and next thing is “when are you coming to london?”. Aunty no vex abeg, even money to go wuse 2 I no get sometimes.