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@NormandeForeman

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@NormandeForeman
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10 months
Eden Azzar always is at the centre of these sequences. Numbers can’t quantify his value justly
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10 months
10 years ago today Chelsea beat West Ham 0-3 at Upton Park. ⚽️ Lampard x2 ⚽️ Oscar
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8 months
This is what intelligence pressing looks like. Not rabid dog activities which Gallagher gets praised for
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Palmer’s pressing is one of his most underrated attributes
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4 years
Listen to the way a student of the game speaks about tactical instructions and then compare it to Lampard telling his players to go have fun
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4 years
Kovacic doing more in less than a minute than Mount did for almost 90
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4 years
The English have become so accustomed to hoofball over the years that anything more progressive or patient is labelled as “sideways passing” or “tippy-tappy” football. Conservative City fans experienced this and now they get to enjoy trophies and the best football in the league
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4 months
Further proof you’ve only looked at scoreline and not actual matches. Why the faux outrage if you’re convinced Chelsea are doomed?
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Chelsea started playing well, starting to gel, in desperate need of stability and familiarity and then Poch leaves, these are not football people in charge of that club.
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9 months
And deep sequences like this - where one player dictates more than one phase of play - are exactly why it’s stupid to compare Eden to strictly final third specialists
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Hazard ⚠️ Genius 🧠 #UCL
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2 years
If you start Mount you’re gonna have a bad time. Potter will be sacked like Tuchel and Lampard were if he maintains this English fetish
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3 years
Rating Jorginho is actually the perfect football litmus test. Nearly every time someone slanders him it’s because they are casuals with short attention spans or limited knowledge
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3 years
Tuchel has surpassed Conte’s legacy. Sorry I don’t make the rules
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7 years
@RAMRANTS @AnikaNoniRose Do better, Richard
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3 years
Hazard trends a lot for someone that hasn’t done anything for years. No other prem player has that juice
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4 years
@ColinMc_97 @howtoappl @mercymerc11 @scottpasmoretv “Don’t tell others how to live.” When it affects the lives of people who don’t have the luxury to stay home then it’s justified. Stop pretending like the people who are self-isolating are the selfish ones you halfwit
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3 years
Reminder that Frank Lampard is the worst manager in the Abramovich era and deserves zero amount of plaudits for his fleeting managerial stint
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4 months
No sane Chelsea fan thought we looked good
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Chelsea fans: WE WANT POCH OUT Ownership: Ok but trust the process Chelsea fans: Woah we actually look like a good team again Ownership: Lol fuck you
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6 months
Three peaks tbh. 11/12, 14/15, and 18/19
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Hazard was a pure offensive co-ordinator. peak for peak, Hazard had two peaks and no-one comes close. 11/12 Hazard - GREATEST U23 Player. 13/14 Hazard - GREATEST PL Winger ever.
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2 years
They call Jorginho a useless sideways passer una
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3 years
Klopp quite literally had the easiest final in the history of the champions league
@ShaunlfcT
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@hazard_jeff He scraped 4th and fluked a CL. He’s system is hit and miss
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2 years
You can’t claim Kovacic is limited and then rate players like Kai or Mount at the same time
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2 years
I don’t understand how such a tactically gifted manager like Tuchel doesn’t know what profile of players would actually benefit his philosophy
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3 years
Italian fans rate Jorginho, Chelsea fans rate Jorginho, and an overwhelming number of football professionals rate Jorginho. There’s an undeniable pattern here
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2 years
And therein lies the problem. A player of Mount’s quality shouldn’t have this much influence in the first place. This should be concerning to anyone that actually has the best interests of the club
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Football Daily
2 years
🗣️ “Mason [Mount] likes to play and to get into the rhythm.” Graham Potter defends his decision to play Mason Mount in a ‘dead rubber’ Champions League tie during the week.
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7 years
@RAMRANTS @AnikaNoniRose Aw the snowflake blocked me
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7 years
@Peminem @UnitedStandMUFC Lol the guy you wanted to join united
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5 years
@RegistaEdition Kante above Xavi? Christ
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3 years
@HMZDBA @Squawka How many of those were actually fouls though? This is why stats can be so easily misconstrued. Most neutrals know United have been gifted soft penalties
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4 years
Imagine thinking he wasn’t though
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@WeAre_TheShed
WE ARE THE SHED ⭐⭐
4 years
Imagine thinking Lamps was the worst manager Chelsea have ever had in 116 years 😂
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2 years
Gallagher winning POTY at Palace is as relevant as Mount or Willian winning it at Chelsea. They were all undeserving and ass most of the season. This fixation with workrate and scoring goals is why English football will always lag behind other countries in terms of development
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4 years
@Lew10000l @FutbolBible Fatty still turns up regardless of his weight though
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1 year
Palmer now has more open play assists (1) than Mount in his entire Chelsea career
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3 years
Even Eden never got this same kind of PR
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
3 years
MM19. 👊
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4 years
@ColinMc_97 @howtoappl @mercymerc11 @scottpasmoretv “Did you know before the virus that has killed hundreds of thousands of people in a few months you could die from other things?” Astute observation. Keep parroting gammon rhetoric though, you come off as really intelligent
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2 years
Casuals and alcoholics defending Chilwell like he’s prime Ashley Cole, when in reality he’s much worse than Alonso ever was. English players will always be overprotected
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4 years
@ColinMc_97 @howtoappl @mercymerc11 @scottpasmoretv Again, with your straw man arguments. No shit there will be consequences. That unfortunately is the situation we’re currently in. Reopening the economy risks second and third waves of cases which is equally damaging on the economy
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9 months
Saying Hazard wasn’t creative is a new level of lying
@Lifeuknow1
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Salah without his pace is still one of the best creators itw. Hazard without his pace was forced to retire bc dribbling was the only elite aspect of his game. he wasn't creative nor was he a great goalscorer
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4 years
“Dribbling past 4 players” you’re seriously ill
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3 years
Accounts like this who were aggressively Lampard-In didn’t deserve the satisfaction of celebrating #2
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3 years
@elliot_elegant @S3INT_00 Destroyed your team on several occasions
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4 months
Casuals are ignoring that Ancelotti’s coaching style only works with world class talent. See how his Napoli, Everton, and even Bayern sides compare to his Madrid, Milan, or Chelsea ones
@ChelseaSeason
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Carlo Ancelotti: "To try and have one identity for your team is a limit." "We played a game in the Champions League against Shakhtar Donetsk. Very good team, Roberto De Zerbi was their coach. What he was doing with full backs, and different positions, really good." "But I
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3 years
Hazard has really only had two seasons of being able to be competitive in the champions league (13/14 and 14/15). His g/a record being used against him is unfair
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2 years
Interesting how Gvardiol, Pau, and Kounde are all matching profiles to replace Rudiger, AC, and Azpi. Unfortunately, Chelsea’s scouts aren’t that intelligent
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2 years
Tuchel choosing Gallagher over Gilmour because of workrate is a war crime. Never seen a manager with such an abrupt fetish for PnP
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4 years
Salah would never be able to carry Chelsea like Hazard did. If neither played for their respective teams and you put them both on the pitch, it would be painfully transparent for fans who the better footballer is. Tribalism, however, is blinding to most supporters
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1 year
@TheChelseaTalk Not as tough as squeezing Mount’s balls down your throat
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3 years
Where are the casuals that cried that the system was the reason for Lukaku’s lack of service. Today proved how much he hinders this side. It’s nearly impossible to play fluid one-touch football with him playing
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2 years
Kepa even at his worst wasn’t this much of a liability. At least he still offered good distribution. Mendy is just ass at everything besides at collecting crosses
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3 years
@BadCheIseaTakes We’re at a weird point where fans care more about individual players than the club’s best interests. Not even the fatty comes first
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7 years
@Peminem @UnitedStandMUFC Literally typed in Morata and scrolled down a bit. United fans are still so salty
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2 years
Casuals really tried to convince everyone that, Jorginho of all people, is the reason for slow decision making and passages of play. He’s the only reason Chelsea are able to play quick sequences and line breaking penetration
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2 years
Our only hope is that the new recruiting structure gradually weeds out Chelsea’s cultural obsession with workhorses. Replacing most of the team with technicians is the only way Potter survives or this club doesn’t become midtable
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4 years
The premier league is so physical because it has fallen behind in both the technical and tactical aspects. Not because it’s the best. Elite coaches have come in and changed this culture in some respect, but the league is still largely trapped in the 80s
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2 years
Pulisic dropping deep to receive is what Mount fans try to convince us their boy does
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4 years
Literally any of these candidates would be a massive improvement on the fraud that is Frank Lampard. #lampardout
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3 years
The Mount cycle: - Stat pad on set pieces during average performances - Go on a consistent run of poor games, notably against top sides - Get g/a against relegation sides and have it be used as proof that he’s good Repeat.
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9 months
They did the same for Mount and when it was a possibility for him to transfer to their teams they all had a meltdown
@AnfieldSector
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9 months
Crazy how Chelsea are willing to entertain offers for Gallagher, every-time I watch them he's one of their best players.
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10 months
Gallagher’s defensive contributions have to be the most overstated myth on this app. His positioning is not good, loses his man often, and his tackling and pressing is erratic
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1 year
Look how deep in build up play he was involved. And casuals try to compare him to poaching forwards
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Here’s a really rare Hazard performance while the tl is asleep
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3 years
@SmartUnitedFan @FootyAccums If you watch football you’d know he was pivotal to both Chelsea and Italy’s success
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3 years
@DeclanMUFC21 @CFCVVron @NotInder2 @_CFCBilly @UTDTrey @ChelseaFC Bruno wouldn’t know anything about winning a trophy for his club
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3 years
Lampard was a great midfielder but he was never on the level of the likes of Zidane, Iniesta, or Xavi
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2 years
Mount’s first instinct is almost always to run into the box. And when he does come short he drifts wide to the touchline and tries to dribble in a straight line. There’s constant gaps in midfield because of him not helping to create or open himself up in the central spaces
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2 years
@badcfctakes Nothing about Havertz suggest he would be a good 9. He’s just a flawed 6, 8, and 10
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2 years
Tuchel also watched all of last season and the one prior and then still decided that we don’t need a creator to replace Midson
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3 years
@ShaunlfcT One day without you having an obsessed tantrum about a club you don’t even support
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4 months
If Poch was so good then would rival fans take him at their clubs? No, they wouldn’t. It’s just fear of Chelsea actually being competitive again now that the fatty is gone
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3 years
This is how Lampard coached too
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3 years
Ryan Mason in training: Expecting more attacking football today🤩
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2 years
One of ‘those’ Jorginho performances where he’s burdened with more creative responsibility than your golden boy Mount
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2 years
That was one of 'those' Jorginho performances - replaced by Loftus-Cheek
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2 years
@Farret13Tejeda @Squawka @ISAA4__ Won’t make Rice good nerd
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4 years
Mount this year really is so similar to Willian winning POTY in 15/16. The team overall were shit but the hardworking player stands out the most and gets lauded for a few set pieces. But outside of that nothing genuinely impressive or a carry job like it’s described as
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4 years
We played like this every game under Lampard for two seasons and Lampardsexuals have the audacity to whinge about sideways passing dfkm
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Brother Clearlake’s first window they signed Sterling, Koulibaly, Fofana, and Auba
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don’t care about osimhen in the slightest but this window overall bar a couple signings… idk man probably the worst we’ve had under clearlake
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2 years
Jorginho has created more as a sub than Mount has for 90+ mins. So much for a sideways passing merchant
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10 months
Lavia and Nkunku aren’t saving this club from Poch either btw
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1 year
@TheChelseaTalk You thought you ate but you just swallowed
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2 years
@masonmount_10 @CFCDaily Of course you’re a Tory monarchist you entitled mid roadrunner
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2 years
How Mount to Liverpool would actually pan out
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how many times must we teach them this lesson?
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2 years
Perfectly sums up your football knowledge
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2 years
@badcfctakes Your brain cells trying to come up with new ways to defend Pervertz
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2 years
Neymar and Kovacic would be filthy to watch. I know it’s very unlikely, but Neymar actually seems like such an American statement signing with his marketability. Could be Chelsea’s Mookie Betts
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3 years
The Bridge will boo the likes of Eden, Cesc, and Jorginho but not that bum Lakaka who has done more damage than any Chelsea player ever
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2 years
A manager that believes Auba and Sterling solve our attacking issues. And that Zakaria or Alvarez solve our defensive issues, is not a manager that is going to take us to the promise land. And that’s not even touching on his obsession with players like Mount, Mendy, Kai, etc
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3 years
@tempestrust @Vintage_Cfc Hazard isn’t a right winger so that’s one reason. Then again, neither is the poacher Salah though
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5 years
@RegistaEdition Lmfao you’re seriously deluded but I’ll indulge you. What exactly made Zlatan superior than Xavi?
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3 years
That goal still stands if it isn’t Chelsea btw
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2 years
Mudryk’s quick decision making is actually so overlooked. Not all of his passes were coming off but his incisiveness and vision is exactly what we’ve been lacking
That Mudryk assist to Havertz was class and changes everything. Hate how this sport is so marginal but there was a lot of positives today.
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3 years
We told you Eden was a bigger legend than Fatpard but you wanted to protect your Tory boy
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5 years
@RegistaEdition You’ve placed Zlatan, Modric, Kroos, and Kante above the likes of Xavi, Iniesta, and Busquets. He’ll never reach any of their respective heights
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3 years
Kane, Hazard, Marquinhos is a 10/10 window
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4 years
England needs to move away from this mentality if it wants to dominate Europe again. But I don’t see that happening any time soon
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6 years
@ProctorCallum @N4hiyan @brfootball Quality of football was considerably poorer then
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8 years
@ChelseaFC This is too brilliant 😂
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1 year
@TheChelseaTalk Mount’s career is finished. Palmer’s is just getting started
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1 month
@fukxumean @umirf1 @sterling7 Selfishly missing countless chances and opportunities to play others in isn’t “narrative.” You’re basing your opinion off a comp which can make anyone look good you casual
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3 years
Still can’t believe Tuchel is our manager
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