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jakey

@nakeyjakey

2 years

ROMCOM OUT NOW

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jakey

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5 years

whoa

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jakey

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5 years

what if linguini from ratatouille was having sex and the girl pulled his hair and he started cooking spaghetti

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jakey

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5 years

one time an uber driver saw me kiss a girl I was dating before I got in the car and he immediately looked at me in the mirror and said “alright man how in the hell did YOU land THAT” and I said “same way I’m gonna land this!” and then I did a fucking kickflip in his car fuck off

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jakey

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5 years

if you don’t sleep with a fan on or some other white noise type beat you are a fucking psychopath ew don’t even look at me oh my god

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jakey

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4 years

lowkey can’t wait to be in a retirement home because I know my generation is just gonna be having halo LAN parties all the time

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jakey

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4 years

BREAKING: Donald Trump gets part time job at GameStop

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jakey

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5 years

bro your cum looked a little off color earlier is everything okay?

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jakey

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5 years

bro why in the fuck would they call it the "Xbox Series X" no grandma will ever be able to tell the difference between "Xbox Series X" and "Xbox One X" meanwhile PlayStation 4 -> PlayStation 5 how is this sooo hard for Xbox?? like do they get off on screwing themselves? jeeez

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jakey

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1 year

still one of the greatest images I have ever seen

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jakey

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4 years

im fucking crying

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jakey

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6 years

Guys

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jakey

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4 years

a new president. COVID vaccine update. new consoles. a good Assassin’s Creed game. Spider-Man. Demon’s Souls. Cyberpunk. this is the part of the movie where Air Bud dunks the fuck out of the basketball

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jakey

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5 years

hey guys you know what I really miss the most?? SEX😩 oh cmon don’t tell me you already forgot about sex???😂 you know, like the one where you FUCK??💦🍆 jesus you guys really don’t remember this shit???😡 What the hell!!!🤯 im talking about sex!!!!🤬

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jakey

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4 years

damn girl you got that America’s funniest home videos pussy

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jakey

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2 years

the assist mode in mario odyssey made it possible for my lil 7 yo nephew to play thru almost the entire game all by himself which is so cool to see. making him play elden ring next

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jakey

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5 years

dialogue in Kojima games- Guy: so you like eating corn dogs? CornDogMan: yes I love them Guy: and you make corn dogs? CornDogMan: that’s right Guy: so why do they call you ‘CornDogMan’? CornDogMan: let me explain *15 min cutscene on the history of corn dogs*

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jakey

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5 years

ladies what if right after you finished having sex with a dude he said “hey can someone clip that”

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jakey

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4 years

my sister just had a baby let’s goooooooooooooo buy diapers cause that mf gonna be shittin and fartin!!!!!

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jakey

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5 years

YOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK

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jakey

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1 year

i just needed to rant about starfield for a sec because I am losing my mind

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jakey

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4 years

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jakey

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5 years

kissin all my homies on the neck after this I don’t give a fuck

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jakey

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4 years

Naughty Dog’s Game Design is Outdated

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jakey

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3 years

status update

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jakey

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5 years

damn girl you got that hot dog water pussy

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jakey

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5 years

gonna lose my virginity tonight

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jakey

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4 years

this is gonna sound dramatic as fuck but I think I legitimately forgot what hope felt like!!! I’m buying everyone a copy of fortnite today put it on my tab!!! byyyyyyyeeee sweeeeetie

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jakey

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5 years

damn girl you got that duel of the fates pussy

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jakey

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4 years

JUST REMEMBER ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MAN NAME REST IN POWER MF DOOM THE SUPERVILLAIN

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jakey

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4 years

damn girl you got that Stuart Little car pussy

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jakey

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5 years

going on a date tonight hopefully she’s prepared to talk about bionicles for 4 hours

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jakey

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5 years

damn girl you got that Live Laugh Love pussy

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jakey

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4 years

video games are fucking good dude!!!!!! Yoooooooooooo

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jakey

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5 years

after I see my dermatologist today and start seeing a therapist again next week and get back into the gym and get my sleep schedule back on track and do my laundry and clean my car and spend less time on my phone and spend more time making myself happy it’s so over for all of you

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jakey

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4 years

man the ray tracing in this game is crazy I totally see how this took them 8 years

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jakey

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1 year

ok google show me a bunch of bags of meat

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jakey

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1 year

this youtube shit really payin off 😤🙏

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jakey

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4 years

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jakey

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5 years

hey guys!!! spent the last week hunting for an apartment in NY and I finally signed a lease yesterday!!! this is a pic of me taking a shit during a particularly rough day to just remind u that dreams don’t have to be dream but sometimes u just gotta wipe that ass n keep truckin❤️

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jakey

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5 years

damn girl you got that M4A1 with Monolithic Suppressor, Stock M16 Grenadier Barrel, 60 Round Mags, Stippled Grip Tape Rear Grip, and No Stock pussy

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jakey

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5 years

dude I fucking hate video games. 2020 we huffing paint

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jakey

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3 years

just wanted to say a big thank you. felt completely overwhelmed today and I can’t tell you how much I appreciate anyone who gives a shit about me. It’s good to be back 🤍

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jakey

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5 years

seen some fans make what they call “Jakey style videos” which is incredibly flattering but also- I’ve worked really really hard to develop a unique style over the years and it kinda sucks to see people rip it off practicaly beat for beat. idk dude it just makes me feel kinda sad

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jakey

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5 years

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: girls with tattoos can straight up shoot me with an M4A1 with grenade launcher attachment dude I don’t give a shit

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jakey

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5 years

damn girl you got that seasonal depression pussy

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jakey

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2 years

11/18

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jakey

@nakeyjakey

4 years

no jokes I really fucking miss my friends

Eddy Burback

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4 years

6/5/2019 💔

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jakey

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5 years

girls with tattoos can straight up shoot me with a gun I don’t give a shit

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jakey

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5 years

if you like pornhub, you’ll LOVE pornhub live

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jakey

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5 years

man I miss dumb shit. like walking into a store and when someone asks if you need help, you say “no thanks I’m just lookin” 😔

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jakey

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5 years

I miss my fucking boys 😭😭😭

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jakey

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3 years

Speedrunning

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jakey

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5 years

if you’re born during Toyota truck month your astrological sign is a Tundra

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jakey

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5 years

beat doom eternal. holy shit. easily one of the best shooters/action games I’ve ever played. combat is so deep & rewarding. loved the platforming stuff too and don’t get why ppl seem to hate it. now I’ll play animal crossing for the first time and name my island Toontown Online

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jakey

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4 years

damn a bitch really got a lot to say about the last of us part II. this is gonna be a long one

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jakey

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6 years

thank u thank u thank u so so very much for watching any of my videos ❤️❤️❤️ can’t stress how grateful I feel every day because of you all. I love you and appreciate you ❤️🤮❤️

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jakey

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5 years

hey guys!!! moved to NY last week at like the worst possible time and still don’t have most of my stuff. but I’m making food for everyone!! stay positive!!! ❤️❤️❤️

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jakey

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5 years

I love video games so much

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jakey

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5 years

still alive!!! been busy!! talk soon okay love you drive safe xx

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jakey

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3 years

Romcom 7 Songs February 2022

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jakey

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5 years

ladies leave ya man at home

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jakey

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5 years

started death stranding 30 min ago and hideo kojima’s name has already appeared on screen 11 times hell yeah dude

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jakey

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3 years

thanks 4 the b day condolences 🤍

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jakey

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2 months

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jakey

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5 years

5 random games I won’t ever get sick of Left 4 Dead 2 Super Smash Bro. Melee Max Payne (all of em) Titanfall 2 Skate 3

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jakey

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4 years

my girl be using lots of emojis cause she know I can’t read good 🥴

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jakey

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1 year

dumb fucker didn’t even see it coming🤣

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jakey

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11 months

Bethesda’s Game Design Was Outdated a Decade Ago

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jakey

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5 years

damn girl you got that Zoobooks tiger poster pussy

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jakey

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6 years

if i go to your website and a video starts automatically playing and that video is not muted then I will never go to your website again

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jakey

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jakey

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5 years

if 2020 was a cereal it would be Oops! All Berries

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jakey

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4 years

I love my family, my friends, the song Return of the Mack, New York City and you. Im workin on a big ass last of us 2 video and about 5 songs. Hope you’re well. I’m drunk as shit lmao

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jakey

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4 years

Hi :)

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jakey

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5 years

turns out when girls say “have a good night” they actually DON’T want you to have a good night???? what the freaky hell is up with that!!! please like

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jakey

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5 years

💖 @JonTronShow

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jakey

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5 years

did you guys know that if every gamer held hands we’d wrap around the world 800 billion times

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jakey

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4 years

this ps5 shit is killing me bro I still can’t get one what the hell does a gamer gotta do to play spider-mans and demons holes 😭😭😭

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jakey

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5 years

just dance 2020 is coming out on Wii not even the Wii U but the fucking 2006 480p Wii dude hahahahaha

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jakey

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3 years

Pine Barrens

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jakey

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5 years

really need a girl to wear all black and break the shit out of my heart

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jakey

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2 years

hey @TeamYouTube I’m super willing to make any necessary edits or changes possible to make this video appropriate for all viewers- but could you shed some more light on what I’d need to edit? thanks xoxo hope ur havin good Halloween weekend

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jakey

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4 years

I love you new york #BlackLivesMatter

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jakey

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5 years

alright guys. it’s time. after years and years of training, I think I’m finally ready. I’m ready for this. I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna fuck a gamer

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jakey

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1 year

please

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jakey

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5 years

I spent a long ass time editing that Esports vid, which means I ended up watching it over and over and over again. And without fail, every single time I played back evo moment 37 (Daigo Parry) - I got goosebumps. every. single. time. I fucking love video games dude

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jakey

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4 years

#NewProfilePic

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jakey

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2 years

Ads in Video Games

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jakey

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4 years

come to the dark side, we have cookies XD

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jakey

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4 years

that was the best thing Nickelodeon has done since the Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide Season 2 finale when Ned and Moze kissed for the first time seriously though wow

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jakey

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I got LASIK and I now possess the ability to see thru walls and bones also this is the actual mask setup they gave me for sleeping like what in the actual fuck