polly picket ✡︎ @mayaisfiya Twitter profile

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@mayaisfiya

4 years

i will never join a zoom meeting with my camera on. I gotta see what the vibes are first

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i love couples costumes where a girl is in an elaborate costume dressed as a celebrity or character and her bf is just her prop

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character development

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having a total breakdown thinking about chin muscles. this is so upsetting to me for reasons i do not understand

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3 years

men will be like i gotta go watch some youtube videos

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4 years

just ran into a cute fluffy haired boy while we were picking up chinese food for our respective jewish christmas dinners and he asked for my number what in the hallmark...

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4 years

shaving my entire pussy for my vaccine appointment just in case

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3 years

i want a boyfriend but don’t want to do anything to get one. i just kinda hope a tall and emotionally intelligent guy walks up to me in the street and asks to buy me coffee and then we kiss

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4 years

oh my god

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4 years

19 is such a feminine age like men should not be 19 years old go be 18 or 20 or something

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3 years

he’s so real for this

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3 months

she seems so cool

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3 months

@AutismCapital had no clue about this

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3 years

my mom is upset that no one wants to do an escape room with her

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10 months

still thinking abt this because last night i tried this using the last of my ice cream and then it was so bad but i still had to finish it because i was craving ice cream. i could cry it was so terrible

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10 months

The girlies are right. The vanilla ice cream + olive oil + salt combo does in fact eat

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3 years

it’s too easy

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8 months

oh that sucks :/ have you considered not doing the war anymore or no?

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Israeli Channel 12: "At least 520,000 Israelis need treatment for post-traumatic stress disorder as a result of October 7 and the war on Gaza."

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3 years

came over to my hinge match’s dorm and y’all… it was the same one i came over to for a different hinge match on saturday. THEY WERE ROOMMATES 😭😭😭

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8 months

actually i may have just discovered going for a walk….

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8 months

i’ve found the key to mental health is having 2 hours per day designated “urban time” where you hang out in a mixed use area and explore/contemplate. trust me

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6 months

u know when u look at ur friend and ur like wow u are so so easy to love

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2 years

shes real for that idc

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2 years

AOC dances to protesters chanting “AOC has got to go” at an event in her district tonight How absolutely humiliating. Watch.

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4 years

what’s my snapchat? are we in middle school? ask for my costar like an adult

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3 years

alarms are a form of discrimination against girls who are so sleepy

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1 year

my mom transed her dog

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3 years

i’m a dirty little slut for living in a walkable community

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3 years

never dating an academic again cause i am sitting here shaking and crying while citing my ex’s research

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3 years

kind of misogynistic of bumble to make me start conversations like dont women do enough unpaid labor

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3 years

the hotter a girl is, the more annoying she is on twitter

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2 months

my heart hurts

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2 months

Our beloved Refaat Alareer ( @itranslate123 ) wrote these words in October, but they had not been published until now. @intifada is grateful to have the honor to share them with the world. When I read them, I can hear his voice.

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@mayaisfiya

10 months

last night i was so drunk and i got in my uber and the guy was like take the aux and just play whatever u listen to!! and my dumbass decided we were going to finish my audiobook together. and then i showed up at the club bawling my eyes out bc the ending was so beautiful :(

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3 years

when a guy is too hot it’s like yeah he probably sucks at sex

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6 months

is this a skill issue? yes of course i’m an idiot. but i think a car manufacturer should design with the stupidest among us in mind because it’s not just smart people that drive cars! in fact it’s mostly not

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6 months

this should be illegal. just tried to turn up my tunes and accidentally put the car in drive! why is this allowed!!!!

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3 years

men will literally not make you cum and then break your heart like what did i even get out of this

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7 months

can’t speak for all women but i was at my most bitter at 19 years old and have only become more joyful and whimsical in the following years

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3 years

was telling my date that i sometimes nostalgically listen to hamilton and she was like “yeah….” and then looked at my tits and was like “that’s fine i guess”

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3 years

can’t believe loitering is a crime. imagine you go to court and the charges are that you were standing there

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4 years

5’8 men disgust me because they exist in that horrific neutral state between short and tall. they fall into this in between area where only evil may reside

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10 months

last night i was walking frankie and she started sniffing the air rly intently so i let her follow the trail cause i was like omg what if it’s a missing person?? we could save them!!! but no, it was a grilled cheese sandwich in a bush 😔

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10 months

did i buy a fake id for my dog because i think it’ll be so funny to take her to patio bars and show them her id?? yeah maybe i might have done that

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4 years

the cdc’s evil plan to feminize society is making the vaccine cards just a little too big to fit in a standard wallet so everyone will need to carry a purse at all times if they want to receive their free krispy kreme donut

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4 years

what is going on rn lmao

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1 year

my dm requests are so insane but somehow this is exactly what i needed to hear today ❤️❤️

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3 years

thinking of becoming a person who has sex

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3 years

if i were a guy and knew i had a girl coming over i would put a spider in my room so i could kill it to impress her

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1 year

every american jew i grew up with has posted this on their ig story like what are you even talking about get a grip

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4 years

obsessed with her mind

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4 years

this mf named Gilbert LMFAOOOOOO

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2 years

i feel like if i spent some time in the forest i could for sure befriend a bear and they would let me touch their little ears

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3 years

“your tweets are so funny” i get it you like my boobs

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6 months

i know so many more things than a baby so when i meet a baby it’s hard to respect them

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2 years

halloween was invented for girls to do arts and crafts and show off their boobs

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3 years

whenever a guy is like “i actually LOVE eating pussy” it’s like okay dude…pick me much?

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3 years

LMFAOOOOOO

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8 months

i think maybe i’m too sensitive to like…exist in the world. why does everything hurt so much like i need to get a GRIP

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1 year

“confidence activist” “wellness advocate” get a JOB

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1 year

They only invited people with zero critical thinking, eating this propaganda up!

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17 days

very convenient that this period ends after election day

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BREAKING: United States issues a warning to Israel. If the Gaza humanitarian crisis isn't resolved in 30 days, it will impose a weapons embargo on Israel.

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4 years

omg WHAT DO I SAYYYY

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4 years

being on tinder is fascinating because it’s so clear that men do not understand the female gaze at all

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2 years

i let him hit because he was very respectful of my boundaries and considerate of my feelings

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3 months

you’re all gonna think i’m the stupidest person alive but for a long time i thought the pill was asking if you’re on birth control

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so some people just…..exist???

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3 years

how it started how it’s going

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3 years

let 👏 hot 👏 girls 👏 have 👏 annoying 👏 tweets 👏

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3 years

did y’all know when you’re getting married you have to stand in front of everyone and let them see your side profile??? yeah i’m deleting all my wedding pinterest boards i don’t want it anymore

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3 months

there seems to be a pervasive idea among liberals that activism is about convincing them

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It is a common belief that this is a persuasive form of protest and I must confess I don't see how.

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2 months

i don’t want to sit at a table where other people are on the menu

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Olivia Julianna at the DNC: We will only be heard if we vote. As the saying goes, if you're not at the table, you're on the menu.

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anxiety shits are so funny cause it’s like oh no i’m paralyzed in fear what should i do?! and then your body is just like idk lets poop abt it!

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3 years

i hate living in a dorm cause i just wanted to take a morning shower and look at this 😭

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2 months

ohhhhhh beginning to remember why she didn’t win a single state in 2020 and we all hated her

Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation

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2 months

Here’s just one of the many explicitly fascist lines from Kamala Harris’ speech. Fuck the Democratic Party.

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2 years

i guess i just have to be ok with this…

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3 years

it’s all “gag on my dick” til i actually puke on it 🙄 thought that’s what u wanted babe

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i feel bad abt replying so late i was just nervous!! but he’s already read it within a minute omg omg omg i can’t BREAATHEEE

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4 years

sunday :))

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3 years

it REALLY is too easy

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3 years

call my clit hasan piker the it twitches 8 hours a day

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3 years

was just walking past greek row at the school i live next to and i saw this frat guy grilling at 11 am. he was by himself too…just a man and his grill

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turns out in the same way u can just decide that everyone is mad at you…you can decide that everyone is not mad at you!!

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reddit guys can figure out how to raise a stock's price 200% and make wall street assholes lose millions but still dont know how to talk to a girl

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3 years

pussy from a girl who feels comfortable and safe with you

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6 months

pool party day 😋

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5 months

las vegas manages to be neither walkable nor drivable while also lacking adequate public transportation

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10 months

the irish pub i’m at for trivia has a st patrick’s day countdown clock

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4 years

cmon man

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im so pumped for bedtime this is gonna be awesome

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4 years

hank green says the little tentacles pulling on your skin is how we emote. i would prefer to not do that though

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GUYS I JUST MATCHED WITH MY 9TH GRADE CRUSH ON BUMBLE I AM DELETING MY WHOLE ACCOUNT AHHH

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1 year

giving very…

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2 years

sometimes you just need to lay in bed and feel weird for awhile

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10 months

stop telling me more things to try I DONT TRUST ANY OF YOU ANYMORE!

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3 years

insane to watch someone debating if sex with you is worth it in real time

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vegas dump

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2 years

soon i hope to be in my likeable and fun to be around era

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1 year

a guy did not respond to me sending this photo so now i am posting it here instead

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3 years

(through gritted teeth) he collected some meaningful and relevant data

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10 months

thinking abt last night when frankie photobombed my drunken thirst trapping

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3 years

poor guy but also LMAOOO

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mad at a guy for a situation i made up in my head. womanhood is so difficult to navigate….

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here’s the one i didn’t post cause the .5 made my leg look weird

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2 months

hasan getting kicked out of the dnc is the funniest shit ever but also proves that the democratic party is not a place for principled people. they don’t deserve our respect or our votes.

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4 years

too easy

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3 years

ok when i said i was praying on his downfall i meant i wanted him to get a boner at an unfortunate time not like, have to go to the psych ward. god is taking me too seriously

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whenever i am intimate without removing shirts i just giggle to myself and think about how we both look like winnie the pooh

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