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@MaheshJagga

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Indian, Haryanvi, Right winger, Nationalist, Free market supporter, Reader, Traveller, Student of politics, Trader.

Mumbai, Gurgaon & Goa
Joined September 2012
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
3 years
Electoral politics is the science of electing the least undesirable and art of convincing yourself that it is the best choice. I said it.
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Mahesh Jagga
1 year
Forget statue of Unity, Akshat, The amount of Rs. 350 that I spent on framing my grandparents photo is giving zero returns.
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4 years
138 calls in 10 minutes. Or ~ 14 calls in a minute. Or one call every 4 seconds. In a time span of 4 seconds, the phone rings, @SaketGokhale picks up the call, talks to the caller and makes the caller confess that the caller to be BJP/RSS worker.
@SaketGokhale
Saket Gokhale MP
4 years
Got 138 calls in the last 10 mins from BJP/RSS workers. Have their numbers. How did my number get out? Because @MIB_India sneakily published my RTI application without clouding my contact details. This was followed by a concerted campaign by @ZeeNews . Now, my turn to play. 😊
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5 years
My father spent 37 months in British jails (Real jails, not palaces where Nehru/Gandhi were kept). In his first election in 57 he told voters, "Don't vote for me b/c I fought for freedom, it was my duty. Vote for me if you find me worthy." These besharams are still seeking rent.
@JhaSanjay
Sanjay Jha
5 years
Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru spent 3259 days in jail fighting against the British for India’s freedom struggle. This clown who can’t stop rubbishing him wasn’t even born then. What a besharam character.
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7 years
Tundey Kebab not available for an hour, MSM makes it a national issue. A village 30 kms away had no electricity for 70 yrs, no problem.
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5 years
Asking for Romila Thapar's CV, Rahul Gandhi's IQ, Sonia Gandhi's income tax return? It is blasphemy
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Mahesh Jagga
5 years
Please note: Prophet Muhammad carried a sword; the assassin did not.
@CraigCons
Dr. Craig Considine
5 years
Prophet Muhammad was once resting under a tree. An assassin came up to him & stole his sword. Holding the blade to Muhammad, the assassin said: "Who will save you from me?" Muhammad answered: "God." The assassin backed down. Imagine having this kind of *ABSOLUTE TRUST* in God.
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Mahesh Jagga
6 years
Dear Kejriwal, I am coming to Delhi on Monday and would like to meet my friends at your residence. Not seeking permission because it is democracy. Would also help if you could arrange snacks from your samosa budget. That too is public money, na?
@ArvindKejriwal
Arvind Kejriwal
6 years
We live in a democracy. Can PM deny Hon’ble CMs of other states to meet CM of another state? Raj Niwas is noone’s personal property. It belongs to the people of India.
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But he unfurled national flag from Red Fort, built by a Mughal king, took oath of office in Parliament built by British monarchy, ruled from South block built by British monarchy, President lived in Viceroy house built by British? Nehru had problem only with Sengol because it
@anuragteddy
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Pandit Nehru ji had put it in the museum Coz it is a symbol of Monarchy/Royalty/Oppression... He is the Greatest Indian ever born...
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8 years
Rahul is so scared of electric wires while Akhilesh looks confident, he knows there is no power in UP.
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Mahesh Jagga
7 years
Because no idiot tries to teach us 'Clive The Great' nor does one try to push his communal agenda down our throats as Ganga Thames tehzeeb.
@Javedakhtarjadu
Javed Akhtar
7 years
What surprises me that Those who hate Akbar have no problem with Clive those who hate Jahangir never mention Hastings. The real plunderers
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Sanghis do not look at the religion of anyone who succeeds in life, till he /she proves to be anti national. Congis look at every dead body, to find whether they can exploit caste or religious differences, as Rahul Gandhi proves daily.
@Joydas
Joy
4 years
Shoyeb Aftab from Odisha tops NEET 2020. This will again make Sanghis bat shit crazy
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@theskindoctor13 @ANI And for JEE aspirants, the question might be, "If Priyanka Gandhi was running at 8.4578 kms per hour, wind direction was 70 degree N, wind speed 23 kms per hour and her nose was inclined at an angle of 37% from her face, what would be the impact on Congress vote?"
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A Muslim photojournalist was killed in a Muslim country, in a fight between two rival Muslim groups. And all Muslims are abusing BJP / RSS / RW for it. #DanishSiddique
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5 years
Praful Patel drove Air India to bankruptcy by buying planes that were not needed and doing a merger that was not synergetic. After killing a PSU completely. @INCIndia wants Modi govt to clean up their shit, as usual.
@INCIndia
Congress
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How much longer will the govt. fund a loss making airline with taxpayers' money knowing its accumulated losses are increasing every year? Does the BJP govt. have a plan for Air India?
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Mahesh Jagga
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My family stopped watching Kapil's show because of @sherryontopp 's presence. Now time has come to unsubscribe @SonyTV
@MukulAgarwal66
mukulagarwal (Modi ka parivaar)
6 years
Dear @SonyTV , if siddhu still remains on your show, will ve boycotting your channel by unsubscribing. Am sure others will join in. Your choice
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Not his mistake. When Bangaru Laxman, a dalit, became president of BJP, Sanjay was busy in black-marketing of cinema tickets. When another Dalit became President of India, Sanjay was busy selling election tickets in Punjab. Not his mistake.
@ANI
ANI
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Sanjay Singh, AAP in Rajya Sabha on #QuotaBill : This is a historic moment, if this bill is passed today, then in the coming days, RSS, which couldn’t make a single Dalit their chief in 90 years, will end the reservation for Dalits and backwards.
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@MosabHasanYOSEF If Gazans run away, who will protect Hamas?
@MosabHasanYOSEF
Mosab Hassan Yousef
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Gazans must remove the fence with Egypt and run for cover. What are they still doing in Gaza? Attached to worthless property and a worthless cause? Run for your fucking life! You have been warned for 20 days to evacuate. When war is over you come back to the little things you
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My mother in law's sole source of income, an inherited shop has been illegally occupied. Having won at lower courts, she has been waiting for THREE YEARS for High Court to start hearing the case to return her possession to her. And courts are doing this.. #BananaJudiciary
@timesofindia
The Times Of India
3 years
Bombay HC to consider if Ludo is a game of chance or skill
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Mahesh Jagga
3 years
I have decided to not participate in the Mr. universe contest as well. Hope other contestents too follow suit.
@_pallavighosh
pallavi ghosh
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- congress decides not to hold rallies in UP .. hope other parties follow suit
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7 years
Total expense on marriage = 2 lakhs. Total value of gifts received = 20000 Loss = 180000 Result = Marriage failed. #DeMonetisation
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Mahesh Jagga
7 years
In 1947, 1% of India's population owned 26% of total wealth. In 2004, 1% of India's population owned 56% of total wealth. In 2014, 1% of India's population owned 72% of total wealth. This is how Congress kept making the rich richer and the poor poorer.
@RahulGandhi
Rahul Gandhi
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Dear PM, Welcome to Switzerland! Please tell DAVOS why 1% of India’s population gets 73% of its wealth? I’m attaching a report for your ready reference.
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Mahesh Jagga
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Tax growth is calculated yoy. Last Nov GST collection was 83346 crore. A collection of 97637 crore in Nov 18 means it jumped by 15%. But illiterate media!
@the_hindu
The Hindu
6 years
GST collection in November dropped to ₹97,637 crore
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Mahesh Jagga
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You got the state in 1947. Go and live there if you cannot live here peacefully as a law abiding citizen.
@zulfiqar7695
Zulfiqar
2 years
@apparrnnaa Then why not have a separate state? The Muslim have the right to live as a minority in peace and shall practice their religion as well as Hindus. But, the situation is opposite BJP claims Maha bharat and promotes hindutva ideology rather being a secular state
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@Sujata1978 मुफ़्त बिजली पानी के लिए कितनी कहानियाँ बनानी पड़ती हैं दिल्लीवालों को
@Sujata1978
Sujata
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कल एक रिक्शेवाले भैया ने मुझे सलाह दी- इस बार केजरीवाल को वोट मत देना मैडम. दिल्ली बर्बाद कर दी. मैंने कहा- तो फिर? कांग्रेस को दूँ? बोला- नहीं, कमल को देना. मैंने पूछा-क्यों? इतनी महंगाई हो गई, बेरोज़गारी बढ़ गई, रेलवे के टिकट महँगे हो गये, बच्चा अब फ्री नहीं जा सकता तुम्हें कोई
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Those who evade income tax are not going to use debit or credit card while travelling abroad. They would rather carry cash (obtained from black market) and use it. And if FM is not aware of this, we need a new one. @narendramodi #20 %TCS
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
5 years
This tweet (deleted now) was done on 30.08.17. The replies to this tweet still exist. To delete those, contact @Javedakhtarjadu . Only he has the expertise to delete other’s tweets.
@iratrivedi
Ira Trivedi
5 years
I would like to clarify that this tweet below does NOT EXIST on my twitter time line. There is no DATE on this tweet, there is no SOURCE of this tweet. Anyone circulating this is party to a hate/smear campaign by trolls. Where did it come from? @TwitterIndia please take note.
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Mahesh Jagga
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@theskindoctor13 Shooting on the knee is a balanced tactic and achieves two objectives. Firstly policemen are safe because shooting on the leg is defensive tactic and second, hitting the knee means max damage sending right message.
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Mahesh Jagga
5 years
Bibi, ordering cancer medicines online is like ordering submarine spares on Flipkart. If you did not understand, show it to someone having above knee level IQ
@RanaAyyub
Rana Ayyub
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Cancer patients who buy medicine online hav been unable 2 place orders. Without cell service, doctors can’t talk to each other, find specialists or get critical information to help them in life-or-death situations. And because most Kashmiris don’t have landlines, no call for help
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Booked tickets from Mumbai to Delhi for casting my vote. I don't know who is the BJP candidate there, but that hardly matters. #LokSabhaElections2019
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Mahesh Jagga
7 years
In Udupi, shoe seller is trying to sell me a casual shoe for Rs. 650 while MRP says 399 When I point it out, he says, "Rest is GST" As I tell him that GST is only 5% & is included in MRP, 3 salesmen give me threatening stares. I walk out Sure, these are the people opposing GST
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Mahesh Jagga
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बिहार में रोज 5700 बच्चे जन्म लेते हैं. यानि एक घंटे में 230, हर मिनट मैं 4 और हर 15 सेकंड में एक. ई कोनो औरत है भाई जो हर 15 सेकंड में बच्चा देती है? मीसा दीदी ने तो बताया था कि 9 महीने लगते हैं.
@yadavtejashwi
Tejashwi Yadav
6 years
PM claimed 8.50 Lacs toilets made just in a week in Bihar. 1 week= 7 Days 1 Day= 24 Hrs 7 Days= 168 Hrs 1 Hour= 60 Mins So 850000%168=5059 Toilets per Hr 5059/60 = 84.31 Toilets per min Such a big goof-up from PM Sahab. I believe even CM Bihar won’t agree on such false claims
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@the_hindu And lakhs of hate speeches that targeted Hindus. Oh, sorry. Hate speech against Hindus is not hate speech, it is freedom of expression.
@the_hindu
The Hindu
6 months
In 2023, India recorded 668 documented hate speech events that targeted Muslims, according to a report released by India Hate Lab, a Washington DC-based group that documents hate speech against India’s religious minorities.
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@iihtishamm Letting the enemy team into the country was a compulsion due to a multilateral event. welcoming them a tradition because others too have to be welcomed. But why do you expect us to clap for them?
@iihtishamm
Ihtisham Ul Haq
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Pathetic crowd. Typical mindset. It looks like Pakistan is playing behind closed doors when they hit a boundary. Not a single clap or appreciation. I’ve covered cricket in England, where the crowd stood for Australians, Irish, and other rivals. #INDvPAK
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@Politics_2022_ We have seen this, kiddo!
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'Jai Hind' bola to bikau ho gaye. 'Bharat tere tukde honge' bola hota to progressive, liberal ho gaye hote?
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Mahesh Jagga
4 years
Shivsena voted for farm bills in LS b/c MPs are elected and they are accountable to voters i.e. farmers. Shivsena walked out of RS on same issue b/c RS MPs are accountable to party bosses only who are slaves to Cong / NCP. Elementary, Dr. Chaturvedi. It isn't about principles.
@priyankac19
Priyanka Chaturvedi🇮🇳
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-Presented bills via ordinance -Passed without detailed discussion or heeding call of RS MPs to seek division of votes or send to select comm -Today,RS passed 9 bills without hearing opposition -Tomorrow it could be labour bills? From temple of democracy to museum of democracy?
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My daughter was in the StanChart ATM queue, a family came in car & served water/tea to all. And a CM is threatening riots! #DeMonetisation
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@ShatruganSinha Father was Shatrughan Sinha and the year when this discussion happened was 2017. Later, in 2020, Shatrughan Sinha told his son that the history has changed. His son declined politely, "Every time you do not get a ticket, I won't change my past." Son knew the future. Sinha tried
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Mahesh Jagga
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Win or lose, I am loving this new mean and merciless BJP, that has shed its Ganga Jamuni Tehzeeb that ailed it earlier. #GujaratRSPolls
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Mahesh Jagga
7 years
When you are being paid Rs. 2 per tweet but they did not give you the content and you lack the brain to create it.
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Mahesh Jagga
5 years
There is freedom to shit too, on board the aircraft. But you have to go to toilet for that, can’t do it in aisle. #kunalkamra
@RaisinaSeries
Krishan Partap Singh
5 years
Why? Is there no freedom of speech on board your aircraft?
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Mahesh Jagga
3 years
I took a loan of 1 Cr to buy a house. Now, if I ignore interst of 60k, the rent of 15k gives me a profit of 8k per month (after maintenance) Don’t know why my family is angry with me.
@KantKrishna30
Krishna Kant
3 years
Less than 2% of #AirIndia net losses in last 10-years were from operations. Rest were due to interest on debt and depreciation for its aircrafts. Ex these, Air India was profitable in FY20 and reported cumulative operating loss of only Rs 917 cr since FY11 #airindiadisinvestment
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Mahesh Jagga
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@thenewsminute Not everyone can afford flights, so banish the airports. Not everyone can afford computers, so banish the internet too.
@thenewsminute
TheNewsMinute
6 months
Chinmay Hegde, a Railway activist, said, "Not everyone can afford a Vande Bharat ticket. Railways are a form of public transport, it should not be reserved for the rich, it is for everyone.” Read TNM's Railway series
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Mahesh Jagga
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@Akshat_World Dear troll, if you find the rate of Rs 300 per month for 60 GB data and unlimited calls, A LOT, please apply for a BPL card immediately for free rations and cheaper LPG. And join school again to understand the difference between a one time introductory offer and a tariff plan.
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Mahesh Jagga
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@narendramodi
Narendra Modi
5 years
This Women's Day, I will give away my social media accounts to women whose life & work inspire us. This will help them ignite motivation in millions. Are you such a woman or do you know such inspiring women? Share such stories using #SheInspiresUs .
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Mahesh Jagga
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@NAN_DINI_ @DelhiPolice You should have told Delhi Police that they were bursting crackers. That would have done the trick.
@NAN_DINI_
Nandini 🇮🇳
10 months
At 4pm today we caught two intoxicated African men on my property. They had jumped over the peripheral wall and were in the midst of a violent altercation. Called 100 @DelhiPolice They took all my details and said someone would call back which they did 20mins later. Nothing can
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I used to pay 2 rupees to a beggar at the bus stop daily. My routine changed and I did not pay him for a few days. He accosted me once and asked me the reason. I told him I have bought a car so I don't come to bus stop now. He now accuses me of financing my car with his money!
@HamidMirPAK
Hamid Mir حامد میر
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United States owes 9 Billion dollars to Pakistan
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Mahesh Jagga
7 years
That is a hypothetical question, @RanaAyyub , Pehle attack to karwa lo.
@RanaAyyub
Rana Ayyub
7 years
Now that elections are done, will @OfficeOfRG break his silence on the increasing attacks on Christians and Muslims.
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Mahesh Jagga
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My son wants to be a Police officer and asked me for advice. I told him to watch Dabangg. "Stop behaving like that idiot comedian, dad" he responded.
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Mahesh Jagga
5 years
My passport, made in 2013, took almost three months (including PV of 1.5 months) Wife's passport took 26 days only in 2015 including PV. Son's passport in 2016 took 14 days including PV. One must be blind, not to see the changes
@myindmakers
MyIndMakers
5 years
We had nearly 75 Passport Seva Kendras in 2014. That’s approximately 2.5 per state. By August 2018, we already had a whopping 308 Passport Seva Kendras across the country! Today, even a normal passport gets delivered to you within just a week
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Mahesh Jagga
7 years
So, if I post a fake pic of a senior journo licking backside of Gandhis (they too are sacred to MSM), it would be okay?
@tavleen_singh
Tavleen Singh
7 years
No. I thought cow's urine was sacred for Hindus and thought it was a genuine picture. Is it not sacred?
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Mahesh Jagga
7 years
You may be too young to know but Women's reservation bill was passed in RS in 2008, BJP supported it. But Sonia led @INCIndia never placed it in LS because your friends Sharad Yadav, Lalu Yadav, Mulayam were dead against it.
@SalmanSoz
Salman Anees Soz
7 years
Congress stands for affirmative action to strengthen women’s representation in Parliament. BJP promised 33% reservation but, like everything else, it was a jumla. #ModiStallsWomen
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Mahesh Jagga
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Excellent @bhairavigoswami , YOU break the law, YOU bribe an officer to save your own time & then YOU crib about corruption in India! Claps!
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Mahesh Jagga
8 years
One who has been stuck on 2002 for 14 years, is complaining about half an hour? Funny!
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Mahesh Jagga
1 year
And the most important difference is that Nehru received the Sengol like a gift and sent it to his own house (like a Kind would do) while Modi is installing it in Parliament, the fount of democratic power, representing the will of the people. #NewParliamentBuilding
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“नए मालिक का स्वागत हो. मालिक हमारे घर पधारें, हमारी पत्नी बहुत सुंदर है, ज़रूर पधारें” - Dhume
@dhume
Sadanand Dhume
4 years
For four years, Trump ignored the steep decline of democracy and human rights in India. Joe Biden won’t repeat that mistake. [My take]
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Mahesh Jagga
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From the piece, "Finance ministers of opposition-ruled states objecting to rate cut, citing revenue consideration but finally agreeing after a BJP minister proposed that the minutes be recorded and compared with their speeches delivered outside." Two faced congies. @RahulGandhi
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Hindustan Times
6 years
#GSTCouncilMeet | Opposition-ruled states oppose GST rate cuts citing revenue consideration
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Mahesh Jagga
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My car emits 2.3 Tonnes of CO2/yr AND they is trying to make petrol cheaper. Generation of power that I use emits 170 Tonnes of CO2 AND they want give it free. I burst a kg of firecrackers/yr, emitting 600 gms of CO2 AND they want to arrest me for that. Weird! #CrackerBan
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Mahesh Jagga
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You want to complain to Home Minister about a) People chanting Jai Sri Ram in you society b) someone threatening your mother. What would you mention first in your complaint? Threat to mother or Jai Sri Ram chants? Look at this now 👇
@SaketGokhale
Saket Gokhale MP
4 years
URGENT: RSS WORKERS ARE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE CHANTING JAI SHRI RAM. THEY JUST THREATENED MY MOTHER. Request urgent assistance @AnilDeshmukhNCP ji. @Thane_R_Police
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Mahesh Jagga
7 years
They are using real guns and three have died because of this. Hope it makes you happy, @Nidhi
@Nidhi
Nidhi Razdan
7 years
Where are the pellet guns now ?
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Mahesh Jagga
6 years
Right. 1000 years back RSS was represented by Prithviraj Chauhan and Congress ideology was represented by Mohammad Ghouri. Centuries later, Chatrapati Shivaji took charge of RSS ideology and Aurangzeb joined Congress.
@saliltripathi
saliltripathi (জয় বাংলা!)
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Congress is an old idea, not a new idea. Same as RSS. these ideas have been in combat for 1000 years. RSS centralises; congress decentralises. We have the idea embedded deep. Non violence is deep inside them.
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Mahesh Jagga
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Dear @vineetjaintimes , since Arnab has quit, I too resign from the position of @thenewshour viewer. Bye. #ArnabGoswami
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
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@Akshat_World Elementary dear Akshat, when you take growth from 2019, you include the negative growth year (Covid impact). Every country in the world would have the same divergance when comparing growth from 2019 and from 2021. But then, how would an excel sheet expert know about 2020 and
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
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@NavalGeekSingh Nobody judges an Indian cheering an Australian cricketer or an English one, for that matter. But that is not the equivocation you were hinting at @NavalGeekSingh
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Navaldeep Singh
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NRI’s who’ve been in Australia for 15-20+ years are excited about tomorrow's match and openly supporting 🇮🇳 against 🇦🇺 , even though they are now Australian citizens. Whether at work or with Aussie friends, everyone is supportive, and there's no issue with them cheering for any
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
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In 2015, I spent 77 lakhs 17 thousand on my son's birthday party. Actually, I bought a house for 77 lakhs and inaugurated it on my son's birthday, spending 17000 on the party. But yes, for any dumb dodo or intentional cribber, I did spend 7717000 on a birthday party.
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Suhasini Haidar
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Breakdown of how India spent RS.4,100 cr or nearly $500mn on the G20 summit and comparisons to past G20s
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
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यह मूर्छित अवस्था में नारे लगाने वाली ��कनीक कब आ गयी देश में ?
@manishndtv
manish
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देखिए मंगलवार को सदन में हंगामा के बाद बिहार के एक विपक्षी विधायक कैसे मूर्छित हैं । जो भी हुआ शर्मनाक था ।⁦ @ndtvindia
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
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@Akshat_World Akshay, kindly stop making up such stories. Because a) On a turnover of 20-30 lakhs, he might be making net profit of less than 6-7 lakhs. A zero tax bracket case. b) If 20-30 lakhs is the net profit, his turnover would have exceeded 1 crore. That makes him a GST evader too.
@Akshat_World
Akshat Shrivastava
8 months
My friend runs a local bakery in Goa. He accepts only CASH. No UPI/CC/Debit Card-- nothing! Logic: if he accepts anything in 'white', he will pay around 20% tax. On top of this, he would have to have an employee to manage his finance, go to a CA--- this would easily add up
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
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@darab_farooqui Typical hardened beggar. Unable to do anything on his own and eyeing the wealth of who achieved something in life.
@darab_farooqui
Darab Farooqui
6 months
This utter nonsense has to end. India needs an inheritance tax. And you'll witness every wealthy person cry.
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
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@softgrowl Elementary beta. Your father can change your name and still stay your father. Your neighbor cannot become your father by changing your name
@softgrowl
Grouchy Maxx
5 months
Didn’t this chump’s Government want to change the name from India to Bharat? "If I Change Name Of Your House...": S Jaishankar's Swipe At China
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Mahesh Jagga
6 years
First pic has stars & stripes, second is dated Oct 14, third from a year old DU protest, fourth was taken when Cameroon was PM. Can't blame you, @prakashraaj . May be your parents sent you to studio when you should have been in primary school.
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
7 years
Y'day, I bought 7 items, each is taxed 28%. Total tax comes to 176%, more than my income. Need to start currency printing at home.
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Ravi Shankar
7 years
Paid 28% GST for car part replacement. Plus 28% for labor. Total tax I paid 56%. And how many more such cases daily!?Damn pissed off.
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
1 year
@vaaalisugreeva @_SanjayGupta Source: Trust me, bro.
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
7 years
Dear @_pallavighosh , please credit Ahmad Patel's win to visionary leadership of Rahul Gandhi, before anyone else does. #GujaratRSPolls
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
3 years
Don't prejudge. Let farmers protest and then we will see.
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Mahesh Jagga
1 year
Stop spreading fake info and incite riots, @Profdilipmandal , two images below are from Trivendrum Rajdhani and Taj Express. In both the cases, higher classes are near the engine.
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@Profdilipmandal
Dilip Mandal
1 year
कौन कम्बख़्त कहता है कि हर जान की क़ीमत सरकार और क़ानून की नज़र में बराबर है? 1. ये है कोरोमंडल एक्सप्रेस की कोच पोजिशन। अगर आपको अब भी नहीं समझ में आ रहा है भारतीय ट्रेन में कोच पोजिशन ऐसी क्यों होती है और इंजन के बाद जनरल कोच क्यों लगता है तो आप बहुत मासूम हैं। 2. यहाँ तक
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Mahesh Jagga
6 years
Raghuram Rajan should have been fired for being incompetent, the day NDA took over. That was a mistake, @narendramodi .
@CNNnews18
News18
6 years
Jewellery industry had warned Raghuram Rajan about 80:20 gold scheme. #BigBankScam
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
1 year
Jatin Mehta took loans without collaterals : 2010 to 2012 Jatin Mehta obtained SBLCs worth 4500 cr. from Indian banks : 2012 Jatin Mehta became a wilful defaulter : 2013. Jatin Mehta fled the country : July 2013. Of course, Modi is responsible.
@SupriyaShrinate
Supriya Shrinate
1 year
अडानी के समधी - जतिन मेहता ने ठीक मेहुल भाई और नीरव मोदी की तरह बैंको से 'Letter of Credit' लेकर स्वांग रचा। फिर सोना इम्पोर्ट कर जेवर बनाए और उन्हें अपनी ही 13 कंपनियों में एक्सपोर्ट किया और फिर पैसा डूबने का बहाना बना कर इस देश का पैसा डकार लिया। मोदी जी ने आँख पर पट्टी
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
8 years
Because if @OfficeOfRG makes a false allegation outside Parliament, he is liable to face defamation case. He is protected inside Parliament.
@MinhazMerchant
Minhaz Merchant
8 years
If @OfficeOfRG really has "information of personal corruption" against PM why isn't he revealing it outside parliament? No law against that
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
7 years
Breaking News: Even 57600 seconds after #YogiAdityanath was sworn in as UP CM, law & order still not under control.
@TimesNow
TIMES NOW
7 years
Another incident of mass cheating in Ballia; is law and order still a problem in UP?
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
7 years
Overheard in newsroom: "Get me Bihar's crime record, communal riots, power availability & road conditions, quickly" #nitishkumar
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
8 years
Consider the educational facts now Javed Akhtar : B.A. Bhopal Randeep Hooda: B.A., M.B.A. Melbourne. Who is hardly literate, now?
@Javedakhtarjadu
Javed Akhtar
8 years
If a hardly literate player or a wrestler troll a pacifist daughter of a martyr its understandable but whats wrong with some educated folks
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
6 years
Faking death threats aside, has a single Lutyen's journalist been harmed in last four years? Show me one.
@Nidhi
Nidhi Razdan
6 years
From Rana Ayyub to Ravish Kumar, death threats against journalists get more brazen in India. The world is watching
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
7 years
Dear @PiyushGoyal , first things first. Pls communicate twitter handles of DRMs, SMs so that tweets for milk, huggies don't waste your time.
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Mahesh Jagga
6 years
Actually, Savarkar wasted his life in all the struggle. The independence could be won by writing books in guest houses renamed as jails and having an affair with British ladies, as Nehru demonstrated.
@DivyaSoti
Divya Kumar Soti
6 years
British never sent any Congress leader to Kala Paani where each prisoner was required to grind 20 pounds of oil every day by working in mill in place of oxen. Savarkar was doing that when Gandhi was lodged in Birla Bhawan & Nehru was enjoying VIP facilities in Jail @RahulGandhi
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Mahesh Jagga
7 years
I think @mlkhattar handled it well. Gave shoot orders within 30 mins, dispersed riotous crowd within 1.5 hr, kept rest of state peaceful
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Mahesh Jagga
6 years
Yes, @RahulEaswar is right. British were so scared of M K Gandhi that they gave freedom to India in 47, Jordan in 46, Israel, Burma & Srilanka in 48 and Libya in 51. Later Nehru kept scaring them and they kept freeing country after country; Sudan in 56, Ghana & Malayasia in 57,
@RahulEaswar
Rahul Easwar
6 years
Dear @amit_karia99 ; You are being cheated by whatsapp University You are being lied to by our hardliners I am a proud Hindu.. the issue with our hardliners is that they hate Gandhi bcoz gandhi loved muslims (as he loved Hindus) They want to demean Gandhiji out of muslim hate
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Mahesh Jagga
6 years
Q3 eaten up as commission. Business as usual for Gandhi family.
@RahulGandhi
Rahul Gandhi
6 years
Tomorrow, the PM faces an Open Book #RafaleDeal Exam in Parliament. Here are the exam questions in advance: Q1. Why 36 aircraft, instead of the 126 the IAF needed? Q2. Why 1,600 Cr instead of 560 Cr per aircraft. Q4. Why AA instead of HAL? Will he show up? Or send a proxy?
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Mahesh Jagga
4 years
Remind me of: “मास्टर जी, अब बच्चे को पास कर ही दीजिए, पूरे मोहल्ले को पार्टी दे चुका हूँ।”
@RichardDawkins
Richard Dawkins
4 years
Javed Akhtar @Javedakhtarjadu is the 2020 Richard Dawkins Award winner and I could not be more pleased. The Center for Inquiry, on whose board I sit, has designated him this year's recipient for his courageous public stands on behalf of atheism, rationality, and freethought.
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Mahesh Jagga
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@JhaSanjay Bottom 50% pay 64% of gst on items 'they' consume, said Oxfam report. It isn't 64% of total. But if one self identifies as Rahul Gandhi, the tendency to lie in every sentence comes naturally.
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Mahesh Jagga
5 years
Rahul Gandhi wants to strengthen Congress in South India and hence he moving from UP (2 out of 80 seats) to #Wayanad in Kerala (where they won (11 out of 20 seats). That is like Mallaya promising to fund Mukesh Ambani.
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
7 years
How many roads are named after Sandeep Unnikrishnan, General, sir?
@GeneralBakshi
Maj Gen (Dr)GD Bakshi SM,VSM(retd)
7 years
I agree we must name a road in Delhi after Lt Umer Fayyaz- a brave Indian Muslim Officer of the RAJ Rif. he...
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
7 years
Dear Supreme Court, I want to read Satanic Verses or Rangeela Rasool as much I want to see Padmavat. So, if you are a #FOE upholder, kindly get out of your selectivity and unban every book / film banned by govts since independence.
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Mahesh Jagga
5 years
My ironing guy (in Chembur) employ 5 people on salary+profit. He is facing shortage of people for last 6 weeks. Says, "Can't find people who are unemployed." I have asked him to contact @RahulGandhi , to obtain list of unemployed.
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Mahesh Jagga
9 years
My Gandhi, Your Savarkar. My Muslim, your Hindu, My Dalit, your brahmin Rahul Gandhi in Lok Sabha This is how Congress has been dividing us
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Mahesh Jagga
6 years
Not unexpected that Kangana Ranaut admires PM Modi. Normal for one self made person to admire another. Dynasts like Jauhars would automatically admire another dynast only.
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
8 years
Because no one can convert Rs. 1000 notes with Rs. 2000 notes, without going to the bank and declaring the #BlackMoney Idiot!
@IndianExpress
The Indian Express
8 years
How will replacing Rs 1,000 notes with Rs 2,000 notes curb blackmoney, asks Rahul Gandhi
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
7 years
@OfficeOfRG Claims to be a Shiv Bhakt but is not even Hindu Claims to be youth leader but is aged 47 Claims to be Indian but has British nationality Claims to be Gandhi but is not related to Gandhi Claims to fight for poor but vacations in Pattaya That is @OfficeOfRG for you. #somnathtemple
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Mahesh Jagga
7 years
Gujarat election is not the lowest in terms of level of discourse, despite Aiyar and Nizami. The lowest was 1984, when Congress compared all Sikhs as snakes, scorpions and called them anti national. Yes. ALL SIKHS. #GujaratRound1
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@MaheshJagga
Mahesh Jagga
4 years
This Diwali, I spent 2.5 lakhs on my new house's interior and thus gave work/income to 15 workmen. Spent another 30k on shopping, gifts, sweets, firecrackers giving jobs/income to more. This spend brought happiness with respect But this rootless leader wants them to be beggars.
@drharshvardhan
Dr Harsh Vardhan
4 years
#Festivals में लोग बहुत पैसे ख़र्च करते हैं। लोग चाहें तो उस पैसे से पास की किसी ग़रीब बस्ती में जाकर वहां के बच्चों के साथ त्यौहार की खुशियां बांट सकते हैं। ऐसे मौकों पर #SocialDistancing का पालन करते हुए मास्क आदि भी बांटे जा सकते हैं। @DDNational @MoHFW_INDIA #StaySafe
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Mahesh Jagga
6 years
He did not inaugurate the sewer lines. He inaugurated 'the laying down' of sewer lines. Means work would begin now! Next week Kejriwal would hold a road show while inaugurating his thoughts on repairing footpaths.
Delhi CM @ArvindKejriwal inaugurated the laying down of sewer lines in 33 colonies under Vikas Puri Constituency. #AAPatWork
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