138 calls in 10 minutes. Or ~ 14 calls in a minute. Or one call every 4 seconds.
In a time span of 4 seconds, the phone rings,
@SaketGokhale
picks up the call, talks to the caller and makes the caller confess that the caller to be BJP/RSS worker.
Got 138 calls in the last 10 mins from BJP/RSS workers. Have their numbers.
How did my number get out? Because
@MIB_India
sneakily published my RTI application without clouding my contact details.
This was followed by a concerted campaign by
@ZeeNews
.
Now, my turn to play. 😊
My father spent 37 months in British jails (Real jails, not palaces where Nehru/Gandhi were kept). In his first election in 57 he told voters, "Don't vote for me b/c I fought for freedom, it was my duty. Vote for me if you find me worthy."
These besharams are still seeking rent.
Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru spent 3259 days in jail fighting against the British for India’s freedom struggle.
This clown who can’t stop rubbishing him wasn’t even born then. What a besharam character.
Prophet Muhammad was once resting under a tree. An assassin came up to him & stole his sword.
Holding the blade to Muhammad, the assassin said: "Who will save you from me?"
Muhammad answered: "God." The assassin backed down.
Imagine having this kind of *ABSOLUTE TRUST* in God.
Dear Kejriwal, I am coming to Delhi on Monday and would like to meet my friends at your residence. Not seeking permission because it is democracy.
Would also help if you could arrange snacks from your samosa budget. That too is public money, na?
We live in a democracy. Can PM deny Hon’ble CMs of other states to meet CM of another state? Raj Niwas is noone’s personal property. It belongs to the people of India.
But he unfurled national flag from Red Fort, built by a Mughal king, took oath of office in Parliament built by British monarchy, ruled from South block built by British monarchy, President lived in Viceroy house built by British?
Nehru had problem only with Sengol because it
Sanghis do not look at the religion of anyone who succeeds in life, till he /she proves to be anti national. Congis look at every dead body, to find whether they can exploit caste or religious differences, as Rahul Gandhi proves daily.
@theskindoctor13
@ANI
And for JEE aspirants, the question might be, "If Priyanka Gandhi was running at 8.4578 kms per hour, wind direction was 70 degree N, wind speed 23 kms per hour and her nose was inclined at an angle of 37% from her face, what would be the impact on Congress vote?"
A Muslim photojournalist was killed in a Muslim country, in a fight between two rival Muslim groups. And all Muslims are abusing BJP / RSS / RW for it.
#DanishSiddique
Praful Patel drove Air India to bankruptcy by buying planes that were not needed and doing a merger that was not synergetic.
After killing a PSU completely.
@INCIndia
wants Modi govt to clean up their shit, as usual.
How much longer will the govt. fund a loss making airline with taxpayers' money knowing its accumulated losses are increasing every year? Does the BJP govt. have a plan for Air India?
Not his mistake. When Bangaru Laxman, a dalit, became president of BJP, Sanjay was busy in black-marketing of cinema tickets. When another Dalit became President of India, Sanjay was busy selling election tickets in Punjab.
Not his mistake.
Sanjay Singh, AAP in Rajya Sabha on
#QuotaBill
: This is a historic moment, if this bill is passed today, then in the coming days, RSS, which couldn’t make a single Dalit their chief in 90 years, will end the reservation for Dalits and backwards.
Gazans must remove the fence with Egypt and run for cover. What are they still doing in Gaza? Attached to worthless property and a worthless cause? Run for your fucking life! You have been warned for 20 days to evacuate. When war is over you come back to the little things you
My mother in law's sole source of income, an inherited shop has been illegally occupied. Having won at lower courts, she has been waiting for THREE YEARS for High Court to start hearing the case to return her possession to her.
And courts are doing this..
#BananaJudiciary
In 1947, 1% of India's population owned 26% of total wealth.
In 2004, 1% of India's population owned 56% of total wealth.
In 2014, 1% of India's population owned 72% of total wealth.
This is how Congress kept making the rich richer and the poor poorer.
Dear PM,
Welcome to Switzerland! Please tell DAVOS why 1% of India’s population gets 73% of its wealth? I’m attaching a report for your ready reference.
Tax growth is calculated yoy. Last Nov GST collection was 83346 crore. A collection of 97637 crore in Nov 18 means it jumped by 15%.
But illiterate media!
@apparrnnaa
Then why not have a separate state? The Muslim have the right to live as a minority in peace and shall practice their religion as well as Hindus. But, the situation is opposite BJP claims Maha bharat and promotes hindutva ideology rather being a secular state
कल एक रिक्शेवाले भैया ने मुझे सलाह दी- इस बार केजरीवाल को वोट मत देना मैडम. दिल्ली बर्बाद कर दी. मैंने कहा- तो फिर? कांग्रेस को दूँ? बोला- नहीं, कमल को देना. मैंने पूछा-क्यों? इतनी महंगाई हो गई, बेरोज़गारी बढ़ गई, रेलवे के टिकट महँगे हो गये, बच्चा अब फ्री नहीं जा सकता तुम्हें कोई
Those who evade income tax are not going to use debit or credit card while travelling abroad. They would rather carry cash (obtained from black market) and use it.
And if FM is not aware of this, we need a new one.
@narendramodi
#20
%TCS
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@theskindoctor13
Shooting on the knee is a balanced tactic and achieves two objectives. Firstly policemen are safe because shooting on the leg is defensive tactic and second, hitting the knee means max damage sending right message.
Bibi, ordering cancer medicines online is like ordering submarine spares on Flipkart.
If you did not understand, show it to someone having above knee level IQ
Cancer patients who buy medicine online hav been unable 2 place orders. Without cell service, doctors can’t talk to each other, find specialists or get critical information to help them in life-or-death situations. And because most Kashmiris don’t have landlines, no call for help
In Udupi, shoe seller is trying to sell me a casual shoe for Rs. 650 while MRP says 399
When I point it out, he says, "Rest is GST"
As I tell him that GST is only 5% & is included in MRP, 3 salesmen give me threatening stares. I walk out
Sure, these are the people opposing GST
बिहार में रोज 5700 बच्चे जन्म लेते हैं. यानि एक घंटे में 230, हर मिनट मैं 4 और हर 15 सेकंड में एक.
ई कोनो औरत है भाई जो हर 15 सेकंड में बच्चा देती है? मीसा दीदी ने तो बताया था कि 9 महीने लगते हैं.
PM claimed 8.50 Lacs toilets made just in a week in Bihar.
1 week= 7 Days
1 Day= 24 Hrs
7 Days= 168 Hrs
1 Hour= 60 Mins
So
850000%168=5059 Toilets per Hr
5059/60 = 84.31 Toilets per min
Such a big goof-up from PM Sahab. I believe even CM Bihar won’t agree on such false claims
In 2023, India recorded 668 documented hate speech events that targeted Muslims, according to a report released by India Hate Lab, a Washington DC-based group that documents hate speech against India’s religious minorities.
@iihtishamm
Letting the enemy team into the country was a compulsion due to a multilateral event. welcoming them a tradition because others too have to be welcomed.
But why do you expect us to clap for them?
Pathetic crowd. Typical mindset. It looks like Pakistan is playing behind closed doors when they hit a boundary. Not a single clap or appreciation. I’ve covered cricket in England, where the crowd stood for Australians, Irish, and other rivals.
#INDvPAK
Shivsena voted for farm bills in LS b/c MPs are elected and they are accountable to voters i.e. farmers.
Shivsena walked out of RS on same issue b/c RS MPs are accountable to party bosses only who are slaves to Cong / NCP.
Elementary, Dr. Chaturvedi. It isn't about principles.
-Presented bills via ordinance
-Passed without detailed discussion or heeding call of RS MPs to seek division of votes or send to select comm
-Today,RS passed 9 bills without hearing opposition
-Tomorrow it could be labour bills?
From temple of democracy to museum of democracy?
@ShatruganSinha
Father was Shatrughan Sinha and the year when this discussion happened was 2017.
Later, in 2020, Shatrughan Sinha told his son that the history has changed. His son declined politely, "Every time you do not get a ticket, I won't change my past."
Son knew the future. Sinha tried
I took a loan of 1 Cr to buy a house. Now, if I ignore interst of 60k, the rent of 15k gives me a profit of 8k per month (after maintenance)
Don’t know why my family is angry with me.
Less than 2% of
#AirIndia
net losses in last 10-years were from operations. Rest were due to interest on debt and depreciation for its aircrafts. Ex these, Air India was profitable in FY20 and reported cumulative operating loss of only Rs 917 cr since FY11
#airindiadisinvestment
Chinmay Hegde, a Railway activist, said, "Not everyone can afford a Vande Bharat ticket. Railways are a form of public transport, it should not be reserved for the rich, it is for everyone.”
Read TNM's Railway series
@Akshat_World
Dear troll, if you find the rate of Rs 300 per month for 60 GB data and unlimited calls, A LOT, please apply for a BPL card immediately for free rations and cheaper LPG.
And join school again to understand the difference between a one time introductory offer and a tariff plan.
This Women's Day, I will give away my social media accounts to women whose life & work inspire us. This will help them ignite motivation in millions.
Are you such a woman or do you know such inspiring women? Share such stories using
#SheInspiresUs
.
At 4pm today we caught two intoxicated African men on my property. They had jumped over the peripheral wall and were in the midst of a violent altercation.
Called 100
@DelhiPolice
They took all my details and said someone would call back which they did 20mins later. Nothing can
I used to pay 2 rupees to a beggar at the bus stop daily.
My routine changed and I did not pay him for a few days. He accosted me once and asked me the reason. I told him I have bought a car so I don't come to bus stop now.
He now accuses me of financing my car with his money!
My passport, made in 2013, took almost three months (including PV of 1.5 months)
Wife's passport took 26 days only in 2015 including PV.
Son's passport in 2016 took 14 days including PV.
One must be blind, not to see the changes
We had nearly 75 Passport Seva Kendras in 2014. That’s approximately 2.5 per state. By August 2018, we already had a whopping 308 Passport Seva Kendras across the country! Today, even a normal passport gets delivered to you within just a week
You may be too young to know but Women's reservation bill was passed in RS in 2008, BJP supported it. But Sonia led
@INCIndia
never placed it in LS because your friends Sharad Yadav, Lalu Yadav, Mulayam were dead against it.
Congress stands for affirmative action to strengthen women’s representation in Parliament. BJP promised 33% reservation but, like everything else, it was a jumla.
#ModiStallsWomen
And the most important difference is that Nehru received the Sengol like a gift and sent it to his own house (like a Kind would do) while Modi is installing it in Parliament, the fount of democratic power, representing the will of the people.
#NewParliamentBuilding
From the piece, "Finance ministers of opposition-ruled states objecting to rate cut, citing revenue consideration but finally agreeing after a BJP minister proposed that the minutes be recorded and compared with their speeches delivered outside."
Two faced congies.
@RahulGandhi
My car emits 2.3 Tonnes of CO2/yr AND they is trying to make petrol cheaper.
Generation of power that I use emits 170 Tonnes of CO2 AND they want give it free.
I burst a kg of firecrackers/yr, emitting 600 gms of CO2 AND they want to arrest me for that.
Weird!
#CrackerBan
You want to complain to Home Minister about a) People chanting Jai Sri Ram in you society b) someone threatening your mother.
What would you mention first in your complaint? Threat to mother or Jai Sri Ram chants?
Look at this now 👇
URGENT:
RSS WORKERS ARE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE CHANTING JAI SHRI RAM.
THEY JUST THREATENED MY MOTHER.
Request urgent assistance
@AnilDeshmukhNCP
ji.
@Thane_R_Police
Right. 1000 years back RSS was represented by Prithviraj Chauhan and Congress ideology was represented by Mohammad Ghouri.
Centuries later, Chatrapati Shivaji took charge of RSS ideology and Aurangzeb joined Congress.
Congress is an old idea, not a new idea. Same as RSS. these ideas have been in combat for 1000 years. RSS centralises; congress decentralises. We have the idea embedded deep. Non violence is deep inside them.
@Akshat_World
Elementary dear Akshat, when you take growth from 2019, you include the negative growth year (Covid impact).
Every country in the world would have the same divergance when comparing growth from 2019 and from 2021.
But then, how would an excel sheet expert know about 2020 and
@NavalGeekSingh
Nobody judges an Indian cheering an Australian cricketer or an English one, for that matter. But that is not the equivocation you were hinting at
@NavalGeekSingh
NRI’s who’ve been in Australia for 15-20+ years are excited about tomorrow's match and openly supporting 🇮🇳 against 🇦🇺 , even though they are now Australian citizens. Whether at work or with Aussie friends, everyone is supportive, and there's no issue with them cheering for any
In 2015, I spent 77 lakhs 17 thousand on my son's birthday party.
Actually, I bought a house for 77 lakhs and inaugurated it on my son's birthday, spending 17000 on the party.
But yes, for any dumb dodo or intentional cribber, I did spend 7717000 on a birthday party.
@Akshat_World
Akshay, kindly stop making up such stories. Because
a) On a turnover of 20-30 lakhs, he might be making net profit of less than 6-7 lakhs. A zero tax bracket case.
b) If 20-30 lakhs is the net profit, his turnover would have exceeded 1 crore. That makes him a GST evader too.
My friend runs a local bakery in Goa. He accepts only CASH.
No UPI/CC/Debit Card-- nothing!
Logic: if he accepts anything in 'white', he will pay around 20% tax.
On top of this, he would have to have an employee to manage his finance, go to a CA--- this would easily add up
First pic has stars & stripes, second is dated Oct 14, third from a year old DU protest, fourth was taken when Cameroon was PM.
Can't blame you,
@prakashraaj
. May be your parents sent you to studio when you should have been in primary school.
Stop spreading fake info and incite riots,
@Profdilipmandal
, two images below are from Trivendrum Rajdhani and Taj Express. In both the cases, higher classes are near the engine.
कौन कम्बख़्त कहता है कि हर जान की क़ीमत सरकार और क़ानून की नज़र में बराबर है?
1. ये है कोरोमंडल एक्सप्रेस की कोच पोजिशन। अगर आपको अब भी नहीं समझ में आ रहा है भारतीय ट्रेन में कोच पोजिशन ऐसी क्यों होती है और इंजन के बाद जनरल कोच क्यों लगता है तो आप बहुत मासूम हैं।
2. यहाँ तक
Jatin Mehta took loans without collaterals : 2010 to 2012
Jatin Mehta obtained SBLCs worth 4500 cr. from Indian banks : 2012
Jatin Mehta became a wilful defaulter : 2013.
Jatin Mehta fled the country : July 2013.
Of course, Modi is responsible.
अडानी के समधी - जतिन मेहता ने ठीक मेहुल भाई और नीरव मोदी की तरह बैंको से 'Letter of Credit' लेकर स्वांग रचा।
फिर सोना इम्पोर्ट कर जेवर बनाए और उन्हें अपनी ही 13 कंपनियों में एक्सपोर्ट किया और फिर पैसा डूबने का बहाना बना कर इस देश का पैसा डकार लिया।
मोदी जी ने आँख पर पट्टी
Actually, Savarkar wasted his life in all the struggle. The independence could be won by writing books in guest houses renamed as jails and having an affair with British ladies, as Nehru demonstrated.
British never sent any Congress leader to Kala Paani where each prisoner was required to grind 20 pounds of oil every day by working in mill in place of oxen. Savarkar was doing that when Gandhi was lodged in Birla Bhawan & Nehru was enjoying VIP facilities in Jail
@RahulGandhi
Yes,
@RahulEaswar
is right. British were so scared of M K Gandhi that they gave freedom to India in 47, Jordan in 46, Israel, Burma & Srilanka in 48 and Libya in 51. Later Nehru kept scaring them and they kept freeing country after country; Sudan in 56, Ghana & Malayasia in 57,
Dear
@amit_karia99
;
You are being cheated by whatsapp University
You are being lied to by our hardliners
I am a proud Hindu.. the issue with our hardliners is that they hate Gandhi bcoz gandhi loved muslims (as he loved Hindus)
They want to demean Gandhiji out of muslim hate
Tomorrow, the PM faces an Open Book
#RafaleDeal
Exam in Parliament.
Here are the exam questions in advance:
Q1. Why 36 aircraft, instead of the 126 the IAF needed?
Q2. Why 1,600 Cr instead of 560 Cr per aircraft.
Q4. Why AA instead of HAL?
Will he show up? Or send a proxy?
Javed Akhtar
@Javedakhtarjadu
is the 2020 Richard Dawkins Award winner and I could not be more pleased. The Center for Inquiry, on whose board I sit, has designated him this year's recipient for his courageous public stands on behalf of atheism, rationality, and freethought.
@JhaSanjay
Bottom 50% pay 64% of gst on items 'they' consume, said Oxfam report. It isn't 64% of total.
But if one self identifies as Rahul Gandhi, the tendency to lie in every sentence comes naturally.
Rahul Gandhi wants to strengthen Congress in South India and hence he moving from UP (2 out of 80 seats) to
#Wayanad
in Kerala (where they won (11 out of 20 seats).
That is like Mallaya promising to fund Mukesh Ambani.
Dear Supreme Court, I want to read Satanic Verses or Rangeela Rasool as much I want to see Padmavat.
So, if you are a
#FOE
upholder, kindly get out of your selectivity and unban every book / film banned by govts since independence.
My ironing guy (in Chembur) employ 5 people on salary+profit. He is facing shortage of people for last 6 weeks. Says, "Can't find people who are unemployed."
I have asked him to contact
@RahulGandhi
, to obtain list of unemployed.
Not unexpected that Kangana Ranaut admires PM Modi. Normal for one self made person to admire another.
Dynasts like Jauhars would automatically admire another dynast only.
@OfficeOfRG
Claims to be a Shiv Bhakt but is not even Hindu
Claims to be youth leader but is aged 47
Claims to be Indian but has British nationality
Claims to be Gandhi but is not related to Gandhi
Claims to fight for poor but vacations in Pattaya
That is
@OfficeOfRG
for you.
#somnathtemple
Gujarat election is not the lowest in terms of level of discourse, despite Aiyar and Nizami. The lowest was 1984, when Congress compared all Sikhs as snakes, scorpions and called them anti national.
Yes. ALL SIKHS.
#GujaratRound1
This Diwali, I spent 2.5 lakhs on my new house's interior and thus gave work/income to 15 workmen. Spent another 30k on shopping, gifts, sweets, firecrackers giving jobs/income to more. This spend brought happiness with respect
But this rootless leader wants them to be beggars.
He did not inaugurate the sewer lines. He inaugurated 'the laying down' of sewer lines. Means work would begin now!
Next week Kejriwal would hold a road show while inaugurating his thoughts on repairing footpaths.