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Emerald 🍀

@madamcondensed

2 years

I love how social media is making everyone content creators; may the chaotic and complicated lives win.

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@madamcondensed

2 years

When we get home boil white rice for me before you go back to Dubai.

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4 years

If it didn't close in Unilag it can't close now.

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4 years

This stingy men association na wa ooo... Abeg where can I sign up for Close legs association #Wemoveeee

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4 years

Covid-19 palliatives for Festac-Okota was held in a warehouse. Our leaders are wicked.

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4 years

Incase you dunno

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4 years

Feminism without proper ORIENTATION is toxicity and witchcraft.

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@madamcondensed

3 years

I’m no longer an independent woman, I want to be a housewife to one Igbo spareparts dealer. My new Career is to do NSPPD, cook soup & raise intelligent children.

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4 years

Before palliatives and after palliatives. #crowwe

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4 years

I remember a friend genuinely gave us excuses of why we couldn't be on her bridal train because she wanted slim size 8-10 fair girls so she has paid for models but we'd be asoebi ladies.

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@madamcondensed

2 years

Depends on the mood, I change.

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3 years

Nnamdi Kanu maybe the devil but I'd rather choose him than the angels that committed war crimes & genocide to my region play me Monsters you made by Burna boy.

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@madamcondensed

4 years

Thinking of buying a Pig. I will give it two names. One for morning and one for evening. Japhet and Omojuwa.

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5 years

@volqx For those that don't understand . He said him dey wait the day simi go use clear mind reason woman matter, make she no bragado or to dey skempe for person, say e go settle for her ogoo because all these one way she dey do na galampo and okoto meow meow skrrr

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@madamcondensed

4 years

@FabBellz see.

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3 years

@_kimaura This exact same thing happened to me in 2018- exact convo about being from the same state and it maybe the same guys. After dropping me off at bode Thomas he gave me 1k for Tfare and said I shouldn’t enter suspicious car & they could have raped or killed me but I’m his “sister”

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4 years

To buy hair or pay rent? 😭

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@madamcondensed

2 years

So APC cannot bring Wizkid or Davido? You people should do quick, I want to watch Stranger things

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4 years

There's no Igbo name that starts with "P".

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@AshakaSaleh Psalm 118:24: Today is the day the Lord has made and we shall be glad in it .

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3 years

@_kimaura From VI,he took onikan said he wanted to pick up waybill, then came out to carter bridge and picked up a guy, they beat me said why didn’t I have mobile app & why did I have less than 10k in my atm that I’m bad market. They returned my simcard and told me to tell them thank you

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2 years

Tunde, 100m ?? It’s like Emefiele is not collecting Stamp duty from churches .

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@madamcondensed

2 years

“I might not be the youngest but I’m definitely not the oldest ..” what is Amaechi subbing

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@madamcondensed

5 years

Being faithful is not difficult. Bitter Truth is most women are greedy; Most men are insatiable .

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2 years

It’s like this Yoruba man wore Pampers today, he almost fell from the stairs.

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@madamcondensed

4 years

Apparently nobody would have known about this Covid-19 palliatives it because the warehouse is on fire. Our leaders are wicked

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11 months

@Unkul_Obi There are some people that don’t know that Ariel was the first to sell “white” detergent because every body was used to using blue detergents (OMO & Elephant) which was the measured in cups that came in big sacks

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2 years

“You have summer body but you don’t have summer money” - Cubana chiefpriest 😩😭

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@madamcondensed

3 years

When Dr Chinelo tweeted, people called it clout, she died. We resorted to do better and prioritize complaints. Toyosi tweeted about being raped & kidnapped, we all took action only to find out it clout. From Bariga police station to Yabaleft then 2months in kirikiri

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2 years

What do you mean by you’re tired ?

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6 months

@fluffyakaraa Are they expecting the baby with follow-come acne ??

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@madamcondensed

2 years

@VictorIsrael_ APC boys would say that place is Peckham. Iyana Peckham

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@madamcondensed

4 years

@pjwritesonline gerrrara here, with your name looking like INEC voters registration

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@madamcondensed

2 years

Why Yemi dey show himself ?

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5 years

@Official_mohnyc @AshakaSaleh Next for blessings o !! Unlimited favour . All-round provision . Amen

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@madamcondensed

2 years

@theonly1acre I didn’t know . Na tailor cause am

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@madamcondensed

8 months

@TheoAbuAgada nah, nah, Theo. this one no follow, how is this about PO supporters? religion and politics should never mix

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@madamcondensed

4 years

The warehouse is at Monkey Village along Old Ojo road and behind Kirikiri Happy Homes / comfort Oboh.

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@madamcondensed

2 years

Sometimes it’s violence, some times it’s humor. I’m not always funny, only on weekdays & weekends.

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@madamcondensed

4 years

People are upset Nwanyiocha speaks Igbo but they will study her language in University for 4yrs as Linguistics and wait! some of them no Sabi road to go village because "my mama tell me say I be igbo" 🤣🤣 @UchePOkoye @AfamDeluxo

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@madamcondensed

4 years

@Avicii_Queen 1a Why? a (i) How? a(ii) When? a(iii) What? 1b on what basis? 1c on what circumstances?

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@madamcondensed

2 years

@boluxxxx @MarinatedTurks They said women that don’t support Amber are desperate 😩😭

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@madamcondensed

4 years

Chose where you'd be cause Twitter is reality Instagram is fantasy Facebook is Amusement park

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@madamcondensed

3 years

After distributing rice in Kano, Tinubu is preaching One Nigeria by next year he will shift focus to the south east to "win" the support in his campaign for presidency. Like MKO Abiola, Like Tinubu. I laugh in Nnamdi Kanu.

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@madamcondensed

1 year

@UgwunnaEjikem Tells a lot about people that “blow” and cut friends off because they are richer so they think they deserve a richer circle

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@madamcondensed

4 years

@lauragaga1_ @UBAFoundation There's no policy/terms and agreements that require your BVN to referee anyone in Nigeria. Get a lawyer cause you're about to be rich.

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@madamcondensed

3 years

@Steadi_lady Let's not be quick to judge. The person kissing her is her doctor and it's part of Antenatal

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@madamcondensed

3 years

Giant of Africa but Gas is 8k. Minimum wage is 30k. Dollars is 578. Ghana of 1983, small nyash dey shake pass liposuction.

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@madamcondensed

2 years

@Wizarab10 The 62yr man is Veteran artiste, the 30+ men are upcoming artistes. 🤡😂

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@madamcondensed

2 years

@mecha_osila With the stew in Green container in the freezer 😂

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@madamcondensed

2 years

@EditiEffiong He claims it’s banter but hidden truths are found in jokes.

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1 year

@Zuchradio And she has long marble nails, with a masters & degrees, a driver, a cook, designer bags and don’t take bullshit about getting married

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2 years

@urchilla01 Have you met any Jack that listens ? Even the Jack in Nursery rhymes .

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@madamcondensed

1 year

A violent mother. A violent son. Sorrows, Sorrows, Prayer

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@Kene_Nnewi

1 year

Some of you young women are very useless....Your mother's in-law talked to you and you have guts to talk at her back? Ina Apu Ara? She slapped you becos you raised your voice at her and you get mind slapped her back? Well na vegetables dey marry una.....Them no born you well

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@madamcondensed

2 years

@Yemihazan That’s one trend I don’t understand. Apparently na paper based relationships

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@madamcondensed

2 years

Last week one Oluwaseun trolled Igbo women - 11k likes all bants. *silence* Nobody picked offense. Today, one Emeka threw body odor shade. *outrage* Receive what you dish out.

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4 years

@jennyaghasili Exactly, that's why I'm not a fan of Nigerian feminism

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@madamcondensed

2 years

@a__vanita Some comments are really just excuses; if she truly love or value that man- she’d find a solution even if it’s temporary. Marriage & relationships aside, in casual friendships, office or family We all have borrowed money from A to give B, or ask X to give Y.

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5 years

@__Mbah That's how it started. I became single. God will punish you Amarachi

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2 years

@Emeneks For people with Marine spirit, it can. For normal people, don’t try it

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3 years

Almost 30 Years later and nothing has changed. #June12thProtest

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@madamcondensed

3 years

The women that said Dr Chife can't afford to be a sugar daddy and called him an embarrassment. There's a cloud of cocaine mixed with Colorado on these Twitter streets

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@madamcondensed

4 years

@honilatte Online Balogun and Mandilas

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@madamcondensed

4 years

Some of you just go with the wind, just to support fave and Stan rubbish then mix it with Vile thoughts and insensitivity. Seeing mostly women supporting a suicidal tweet is the lowest. A fucking shame to feminism/humanity. Right or wrong. No life is worth loosing.

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@Jollz Especially those that their grand parents have a street named after them... Living in past glory and denial they don't know the world has moved. "my grand father was..." uncle who are you?

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@madamcondensed

3 years

They don slap eye witness for eye. E no fit talk wetin him see again.

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4 years

A society that celebrates Toxicity

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1 year

@MAVINRECORDS This poster is not complete till its Distributed by Ubakason Ventures 51 Iweka Road, Onitsha. 1/3 Pound Road Aba 9 Ebinpejo Lane, Idumota Lagos. GRAB YOUR COPY !!

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2 years

@UgwunnaEjikem It was a sad thing to witness A young vibrant man What a loss !! 😩😂

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2 years

@Wizarab10 It’s a profitable business, I’m surprised how the same products gets priced and valued differently from 5k to 5million with good PR and exposure. For some it’s free on charge, other gives on credit, some rent & some for career or political progression. Wonders and Wonderful.

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4 years

@OmoGbajaBiamila I want 10 for my followers, lemme do val for single guys

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@madamcondensed

5 years

@cliqik @__Mbah 🎵 He has broken the gates of brass

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@madamcondensed

4 years

There are 36 governors and more than 30 senators everyday Nigerians laments about the poor governance none of their children come to display mediocrity in social media but trust Elrufai's children to threaten gangrape someone's mother and mock Nigerians for NBA's withdrawal

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3 years

@chaigzy It’s really difficult surviving out here . Rent , school fees & transportation. It’s so high

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1 year

Period comes with diarrhea, insomnia, headaches, cough, bloating, nausea, but period coming with high l!b!do is confusing

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5 months

Pharaoh did not show the Israelites this kind of shege .

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4 years

@Mazigburugburu1 This summary is.. Let who is without sin cast the first stone. Simple

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5 years

@aproko_doctor No, they should use it to make peppersoup for all my debtors

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1 year

@akintollgate Simple, BDC would crash. Demand is constant, Supply is excess, Hoarders would sell, Needs are met, Scarcity would reduce then Price would drop

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@madamcondensed

3 years

@Zen_firee If anyone choose to be wayward or be a rebel, do it with your full chest.

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@madamcondensed

3 years

People date people for the Netflix and chill, vacation, sex and money. Lowkey, They don't date people so see their tolerance level, their weakness & strength, their hustle, their anger management. That's why there's 5 years dating 3 months divorce.

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@madamcondensed

5 years

@tifey @Official_mohnyc @AshakaSaleh Today is a good day for us . I dunno about others

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@madamcondensed

4 years

If you're a feminist good and fine. But not a fellow woman make suicidal tweet and mostly women raining insults & making suggestions to her of what to take to die faster. One day una tweet go load, screenshots dey.

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@madamcondensed

3 years

No be today you begin call am disgusting that was on 17th of December, exactly 1 month ago. Then the beef is personal . 🤣🤣🤣

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@busayo__cole

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Wizarab is a disgusting fellow sigh.

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@madamcondensed

3 years

@_kimaura This was then taxify, I reported the ride when I got a phone and nothing was done.

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@madamcondensed

4 years

Fuel is 212, is Alafin or Ned nwoko in need a another new wife?

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@ms___dale its giving 10/10 .... with that Cruella eyebrows ??

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3 years

@Oluomoofderby Polish it with kiwi & olive oil then leave it under the sun for like 10mins Then wear it. Shoe no dey fine if e never enter leg.

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1 year

@Yemihazan it wasn't like this before, this new wave of entitlement to a man's money was copied from the BA women. The same women get angry when a Black man marries outside their race

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@chairmandike @Mazigburugburu1 Wetin mazi talk be say for Abuja dem no dey gree make man & man / woman & woman come hotel. Say no be Adam & adamu, no be Eve & Evelyn say if make we reason the matter unto entertainment levels. Omo the Judgement go be "no be everything eye see, mouth go voice"

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@aproko_doctor Lagos with all the highest population oof hypertensive people and hours in traffic. Why are we still alive ? 😂😂😂😂

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