Randolph Hearst @LurkerWatchings Twitter profile

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@Holy_Caligula the serious/meaningful/philosophical variants of this meme are simply among the best of all time

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@growing_daniel Australia lost their Prime Minister in the ocean

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@megantheevalium it’s fun if the strippers actually like you

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@Liv_Agar this is also actually funnier than the original

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@Liv_Agar @Evilbrennan2 Althist is a 20 something who thinks his own personal experiences are literally applicable to the entire world and all of human history so

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@growing_daniel many people aren’t paralyzed by the concept of student protestors as you are, yes

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8 months

@MargBarAmerica @RaceplayShawty Tweet didn't say it was from the article. The context that he felt the need to look like this to be in a Marvel movie seems notable. As does the rise of dysmorphia in men, and increased steroid usage OP's point rings cogently

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@MrBeastfunny @TetsuoTheGoat try being funny

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@Lxminru @PopCrave You said the same thing twice don’t use words you don’t understand lmao

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@1Andrew_J @LeninRegimer2 like he was drunk and sobered up

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@crotchner2 i can’t imagine her in any normal situation

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@amino1music @metzgov Tim Scott doesn’t need to get married to appear not gay if he’s not gonna be on the ticket

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@haasch_palmer two door cinema club. phoenix. moon taxi. bad raiders. MGMT. foster the people.

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@PicoPaco17 @poisonjr ya like dude’s entering a flow state for sure and I agree with the sentiment but is the base fact actually true or nah

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3 months

@CantEverDie people quoting the original joke on the joke

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3 months

These people pretend to care about economics but detest the century where America became America They want to be the white lords of a shithole country, full stop.

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We’re coming for the Civil Rights Act next, then the New Deal. We’re gonna repeal the 20th century.

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@powerbottomdad1 kinda but if you haven’t played you won’t understand the dynamics of scale. there is such a greater distance between players and everything it’s not really comparable to something like basketball other sports feel claustrophobic to a lifelong soccer player

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@perseus2134 @growing_daniel Does Australia have a robust fruit industry or something

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@tyler02020202 with a straight face say you’ve never been provided for by an older man

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@USA_Polling "everybody wanted Roe v Wade terminated" my mind is spinning

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8 months

@MargBarAmerica @biscuitcoded @RaceplayShawty nobody is saying or doing what you're accusing them of here can you stop growling up snot to defend your territory "if you're claiming that you have to lie about enjoying training to hide an ed" sir we're saying Marvel movies have helped cause body image issues in men are you ok

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1 year

@longstorycali @babyyygrim It’s actually because she’s stiff. It’s very obvious to see. She can’t dance better than this. Why do you Taylor people lie so easily 😭

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@growing_daniel if the behavior of some teenagers causes the position “stop giving money to Israel to intentionally blow up infants and mothers” to lose credibility in your eyes, you might not actually be ‘observing from the sideline’

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@turbo_hilarious @perseus2134 @growing_daniel I’m not pro military but without the US Australia would become a Chinese client state

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6 months

@onlyyagirl_ more like "cutting observer of hedonism" for Didion; her writing is almost unyielding in its restraint of judgment

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@Simon_Isturiz_ @LinkofSunshine Wrong. It shows Trump is a shit show and people recognize it without needing the media to cover him right. It also shows people like a younger, happier, more human candidate. Tough to suck eggs, huh?

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@grizzlybizzly @megantheevalium I'm a cock dealer

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3 months

@GldenSoupLvr @kuroirosepetals @damitazay this would happen regardless of what term he was called. You should level up as a parent and realize that instead of pretending the world is full of magic words that specifically cause harm.

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@JasmeenD @kingbealestreet Literally how could these children be scripting this? It’s 6 minutes long with 5 characters do you think Netflix produced this?

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5 months

@growing_daniel you’re also not neutral by the way. do you actually think that or it’s like a grifter bit

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5 months

The absolute brain rot of "an adult punching a child in the face and making them bleed is fair game" People truly do say any thing

Kiwi Bear

@WojteksGrandson

5 months

I got punched after getting caught climbing in a gf's window in highschool. I wasn't mad since I knew the game. You should try to bang your girlfriend and their dad should punch you if you get caught.

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@himquail @caught_clean @megantheevalium some dads do. does that blow your mind?

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@growing_daniel Ah yes, bypassing the Pacific Ocean by invading the *most barren and inhospitable state in the US* that *isn't even attached to the rest of the country*

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3 months

@pelhamfall Katie Hobbs looks great for 80!

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25 days

Very weird seeing people talk about “them” getting comeuppance as though all Asian American students collectively sued for this and not that it takes literally one person to initiate the process towards Supreme Court decisions. A cadre of elite brats is not all Asian Americans

chris evans

@notcapnamerica

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Congratulations, you played yourself.

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@astralflite @CainCadmusO Lying is wrong actually

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3 months

@hoodyman718 @Ellect217 @DavidDTSS breath was 100% a lot of it without a backing track. strategic word drops

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8 months

@ak_wolverine @whstancil "people moving to a town to work and live is the same thing as invading a country to enslave, subjugate, and murder millions" do progressives even have an answer to this logic-lock????

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2 months

every RW account commenting on the "weird" thing is so obviously angry and pretending not to be. they are losing and they know it and they are upset about it

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6 months

@caught_clean @megantheevalium I think having sex with strippers without having to pay them qualifies as them liking you Not an authority though, so

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3 months

@SkyAthear @rhaenysbelova it’s the most pathetic attempt to capture a feeling of importance these people are truly bottom feeders

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2 months

@moorehn Great minds

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8 months

Destiny defending Israel so hard the Holocaust is no longer a genocide because it happened during an active war

Destiny

@TheOmniLiberal

8 months

China is guilty of genocide because they are intentionally trying to eliminate a group of people, and it shows. There is no evidence of Israel doing this to Palestinians today. Death tolls in an active war don't count.

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1 year

@emilio_bg_ @BenShh1 Wild overreaction, take your own advice

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4 months

@dpinsen Rape towards pedophiles doesn’t count

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5 months

@Nihoolious @Hoppelite02 @AltHistCody hint: he was a schizo for all of it

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7 months

@FlipAntrube @JewlsWinnfield @jtbthought not wherever you wish he’d touch you

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8 months

@MargBarAmerica @RaceplayShawty Pretending the post is putting a guy down (when it's not) allows you to declare this "not the right context" for this discussion when it's completely appropriate in the context of a dude who thought he had to take steroids to be in a Marvel movie

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2 months

@arne__ness Nope, because this is not a real test. If you think any general election candidate in the year 2024 is going to run left on Palestine before they're in office, it is *you* who has failed the test Do you want power? Or do you want to endlessly critique power into having none?

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3 months

hair can absolutely be unhygienic, I fucking hate this brand of online girl boss idiocy you are misleading autistic people into not showering

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@femaleuncle

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Having the hair your body naturally grows is not unhygienic. Simply a misogynistic lie.

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@ImaniShante also there’s a decent chance they’re actively jerking off when this happens if it’s over chat

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6 months

@hollowearthterf The vast majority of parents are terrible terrible parents

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3 months

@BeijingPalmer Yup and everyone supporting Haus in unified denial to accept that’s what it is and coming up with justifications like insane people

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2 months

@arne__ness she 👏 needs 👏 to 👏 win 👏 the 👏 election you people would actually literally rather have her say what you want now, lose the election, and have a Trump presidency. you have no conception of reality. politicians are right to run away from you

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5 months

@UsingLyft @XiForPresident response reveals a level of comprehension so low and/or biased there’s no point going further

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@LurkerWatchings

8 months

Anyone who's actually informed knows the American food supply is basically poisoned at this point

Mohammad

@MargBarAmerica

8 months

always hate these posts so much man. you ate 300-400 calories for breakfast (entirely fat and carbs). you probably ate similarly for your other meals and you walked a lot more. you can do all that in america, except maybe the walking.

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@crybabybtzzz @growing_daniel probably didn’t think his mom was going to snap a sleeping photo of him to post on Twitter

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7 months

@TuckWinn @PetriClub Your idol is retarded

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6 months

@coco6968599992 @megantheevalium then it was really strange of them to sleep with me for no money

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3 months

@Howlingmutant0 was sneaking this tweet out in the rehab bathroom I’ll do better

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3 months

@Global_Favela_ @p8stie this reads like someone who gets 0 genital stimulation

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7 months

@shaun_vids Unironically should have a "serious subject matter" button creators can click

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5 months

@UsingLyft @XiForPresident oh so you’re cool with people getting food stamps as long as it goes through a corporate entity? dog

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6 months

@b3aryke @moneysignaloe So true like nobody in my life knows who I’m related to because I’ve never done a podcast with my family members

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Randolph Hearst

@LurkerWatchings

6 months

historic levels of delusion and cope here

Aloe 🍵

@moneysignaloe

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You’re sisters OF is not going to effect you getting into college or getting a gf omg. He needs to suck it up.

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@buffalo_raccoon @PleaseBeGneiss actually he’s talking about Hunter Schafer

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9 months

@DeadFishCapital @therobotjames @pseudolad What makes you think he went one at a time?

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@LurkerWatchings

2 months

@thetomzone "It's still his race to lose" is based on what exactly?

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Randolph Hearst

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3 months

Qualitatively this is well-constructed, but you will absolutely see people attempting to subvert that fact by lamenting "making a joke of SA" and "Stonetoss is a Nazi" Quality is not morality, and conflating the two is how you LOSE the debate

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@souljagoytellem being the youngest child in a rich family with internal politics results in a lack of personality as they’re trained to not piss anyone off

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@LurkerWatchings

3 months

@Srirachachau He said he would if polls showed he couldn't win. He also said he would accept if people at the convention picked someone else. Many, many weak answers that accept the premise and possibility of replacing him. This conference will age terribly for him.

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@biggestjoel the guy who makes popular videos actually thinks he can run the world and people don’t see it as narcissism

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4 months

@meatydiogenes @mauddweeb This is literally what you are saying for the Palestinians to do you just think it's okay because you don't think they are human Do you understand normal people see your racism instantly?

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Haus’ stupid arrogance is what allows this dunk by Stonetoss by the way well done @hausofdecline

Stonetoss Comics

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@DexterDaygame Do you people understand nobody finds Andrew Tate attractive? Not even his fans. They make the wojacks of his goblin ass skull!

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@xsphi defying physics vs breaking them. they didn’t imagine the Bernoulli effect but we can basically surmise that to colonize space would require wormholes or FTL travel

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@LurkerWatchings

4 months

This post is incredible- the amount of guys furiously trying to paint this guy as the epitome of attractiveness so they themselves aren’t literal goblin level

Ari Jordan

@AriJordan444

4 months

@BravoKiloActual Hah! You have the supermodel problem! If this is really you — you’re so handsome that your photos look fake. Most women probably think you’re catfishing them.🤷‍♀️

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@LurkerWatchings

5 months

"An anti-zionist sent me photos of them raping their own child" is the kind of lie that should come with jail time to be honest

Brianna Wu

@BriannaWu

5 months

To the monster who sent me the email, "Thanks for supporting Israel" with pictures of them raping their child? Do you think after a decade of high-profile death threats I don't have contacts at the FBI to report this to? I hope your ass rots in prison.

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3 months

Say what you want but “Biden is the best person to beat Trump” is just an admission that you can’t name another politician

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1 year

@jesuslasupajew America has gotten hooked on an unsustainable extractive non-accountable way of life. What else could they know but what they’ve been told?

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Randolph Hearst

@LurkerWatchings

1 year

@hxrdtimxs @longstorycali @babyyygrim I don’t care at all. Taylor’s insane fan base forces me to see their delusions every single day on this site. I would happily never think about Taylor swift again. Please let me!

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11 months

I live in a Mexican community They all hate Latinx. Even the young queer people. They’ve started Latinay(sp?)

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4 months

@BravoKiloActual @bubblegummbishh @liannananners Buddy I think you’re autistic

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1 year

@AppFanfiction “Our jobs depend on this that makes it good” >other people are flourided

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@LurkerWatchings

4 months

@empireenjoyer10 @ettingermentum you people underestimate how the truly rich feel about Trump's insanity. they aren't going to risk the business environment for Trump's revenge fantasy. some % of affluent Rs who don't actually need a second Trump term are going to make the difference

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3 months

@LouisPeitzman she literally gave the recipe to that food bank fruit cup diva

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4 months

@neuroticjewgay You're bloodthirsty and a wild racist

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1 year

@LoriHeavyfoot @ettingermentum These are so minor in comparison to the larger sea-change it's basically irrelevant

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2 months

@JohnWakefieId No you genuinely stole this from a post I watched yesterday you didn't come up with it yourself you're inventing a fake story to take credit for twitter likes and it's very obvious in the vibe of your post.

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Randolph Hearst

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2 months

This is a political relevant point; the average hetero person literally has no idea the level of depravity that goes on in gay spaces. "accept us and know us" queers are not the ones doing orgies and fucking in the streets; the real misbehavers want that shit to stay underground

tyler woodward

@tyler02020202

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the public watching a gay love island series that exposes the intricacies and inner workings of homosexual dating and hookup culture would spawn a level of homophobia not seen since the 1980s

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3 months

@Delicious_Tacos the value of a threesome lies in the validation of being able to have one

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6 months

@tippity @megantheevalium stuff like this is not real for people as extremely online as yourself, yes

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7 months

@tomwambsdyke Think it’s pretty dumb for this fight to end on the trope of “guy got stabbed but willpowered through it, stabs other guy” Realism immersion slowly shed over the course of the film. 100% funny Stilgar moments by the end, very jarring

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Randolph Hearst

@LurkerWatchings

2 months

@realNegentropy @BonifaceOption @IndSocEnjoyer wow you’re really trying to force this one

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Randolph Hearst

@LurkerWatchings

3 months

Haus of Decline is objectively incorrect here and just using their accumulated goodwill to harness support Consider this the beginning of a downward spiral where people will eventually go “what happened to Haus??” this happened. encouraging nonsense.

arya

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Wait maybe I like haus of decline

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@SWYMraps @xsphi because colonizing space is somewhere far closer to humanity being sustainably multiplanetary; never said it had to start there, but I am saying that a moon base is not colonizing space. the difference in human prowess for a moon base to humanity solar system exit is >100x

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Randolph Hearst

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2 months

@kenklippenstein it’s embarrassing for the people whose job is to analyze this stuff and couldn’t tell it was a guarantee- Bernie and AOC could be doing a play, but what’s the excuse for yourself, other pundits, journalists? This was 100% the outcome from two weeks ago

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Randolph Hearst

@LurkerWatchings

5 months

@hollowearthterf This isn’t true. Way more guys can’t get laid than “can get laid but can’t get relationship”. You’re encountering some kind of selection bias. There’s straight up more guys who can’t get laid than guys who can in current climate so

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Randolph Hearst

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8 months

"America isn't a vibe. It's killing people!"

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8 months

@FrailSkeleton 90% of the population hasn’t accepted the reality that people like this exist. Has to happen to personally most of the time, and even then people will lie to themselves rather than accept something like “my parent/spouse/whoever hates me/loves hurting me”

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