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doodling garbage schizo rants adult content, -18 begone you will never find my ao3 ever

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@LoudestKlaxons
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ITT: make a sandbox CRPG set in Cybertron in an AU where the Autobots and Decepticons have come to a tenuous ceasefire Throw any gameplay or lore idea at the board in the replies
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@oHH_Beaver "RULES OF NATURE" *Gumshoe starts helicopter spinning with the whip still clenchedbin between his buttcheeks, flinging Franziska across the room*
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@Milk_AndOreos It was always supposed to be used in this manner Hell, they already were researching such usecases before the techbro genAI boom
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@wonderbutch105 based unpaid intern
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@BattyBat604 is that a bat credit card in clark's pocket or
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@CatalystNB Bogans still won't explain themselves
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@bammboolin @bepoucorp Its not pro or anti or homophobic or whatever, it just sucks as a ship for most people Choose a better hill to die on
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@autismpills @wistyduly Glad I've never given any regard to community discourse then And so it shall remain that way
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@ccatsbat Bruce's least unhealthy relationship prospect
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@laughmatician @theescarletgrey It's not jsut the effects, it's the whole production handling. The dialogue and scene transitions were the things that I found most off-putting every time I tried to give them a chance
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@wistyduly Pride is against ace now?
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@EllenFWalker Linguistics papers are often a sight to behold
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@batmanstwink Meanwhile he's half panicking and obsessing in true OCD style over whether or not he should wipe the video from the internet and how he should do it because it might break his cover
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@_rcow_ @wwxwashere The only DNI that matters is the customary one telling minors to fuck off
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@Yakichou1 This version of Scott is so perfectly unhinged it fills my dark soul with light
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@jokergatack Being Gills is suffering, even beyond the 4th wall
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@maxielmybeloved You can get very high quality stuff on Ao3, don't diss the big A
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@greatervince @wwxwashere @illwilledomen they should make it mandatory to tag it as such if people are going to post their garbage onto ao3, we should be allowed to filter it out no matter what
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@batmanstwink Lmao I was thinking that he might astroturf over the original video by releasing a deluge of newer videos where he emphasises his nonsensical anecdotal experiences with each inane product instead in a ditzy manner, then quietly deleting the original later
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@DESIWAYNES Didn't expect to witness a homicide in real time on my TL tonight
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@flatfacesucker Good evening, Flat!
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@fuckmaster9000 Starscream 5 seconds later
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@fuckmaster9000 Reminds me of this guy
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@Kamen_Luqman The Joker undead is getting stronger
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@flatfacesucker Can't escape the jerm
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@MattSidor @NebsGoodTakes @DCOfficial bluecheck copying an older comment for attention since their account gets pushed upwards in the thread first
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@theescarletgrey CW scene direction is still so unbelievably clunky, I still can't believe it's an actual cable network show and not a youtube miniseries channel
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@hongniang1 there is no heterosexual explanation for this sentence
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@DESIWAYNES A lot of fans seem to project their issues onto Tim Drake in particular Not even Jason got this bad, and that guy's life is an editorial clusterfuck
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@B4TMANSBFF It honestly feels like every new writer announcement for Detective Comics for like the past 8 years have been L's
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@tseuri Say what you want about that airheaded trust fund himbo, but he's no quitter alright He'll take every last one of them
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@LoudestKlaxons
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wait wtf its 3.54am lmao looks like this is it for tonight
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A certain day is coming up So could you guys maybe... 👉👈
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@LoudestKlaxons
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Some lighting practice for today's theme... #pixelart #pixel_dailies #Crystal @Pixel_Dailies
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@megagamer357 @TF_Moments Imagine someone dumping a bunch of files from the Iacon archive onto Earth's internet for shits and giggles just to watch it brick a shitload of computers after the poor bastards who downloaded them tried unzipping the data nukes
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@tseuri Gotham rogues are just a bunch of schoolkids pulling on Bryce's pigtails
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@I_AM_MEGATRON84 The entrails might stain the carpet
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@imsorrybruce He'd refuse to carry lactase pills around because it might compromise his identity (he carries them around as Batman so that no one suspects Batman is lactose intolerance, so Brucie must suffer)
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@imsorrybruce He has been in countless one night stands and orgies as the "Brucie" character, but he always reverts to blushing virign every time he ends up with someone he's actually emotionally attracted to
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@Yakichou1 Gods yes Unrelated but here's a screenshot from a fic that made me lol a while back
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@KRRicRX good god Leito's actor was such a joy to watch I swear he was acting circles around nearly everyone else, which was... fair considering the ages of the rest of the cast
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@imsorrybruce People give Alfred too much credit just for being one of the few people who has to put ul with Bruce's shit That man was absolutely not ready to be a single father of his ex-employer/friend's son, he couldn't have been older than 26-30 at that point
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@Starwasstolen Mechs feel safer grounded or underground bec of various religious faiths sharing common belief that the Creator is below, and that the Unmaker is in the far reaches of space, waiting So even Vos has temples mounted on massive elevators that descend below sea level for occasions
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@tseuri Bruce giving Clark money so that he can stuff it right back into Bruce's asscrack while Khoa watches him suffer
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@ARCTIC_ST0RM @Primekelly414 A shop selling funko pops opened in my nearby go-to mall recently Rows and rows of plastic figures on professionally decorated shelves, but utterly bland and inferior compared to the puzzle hobby store three blocks down 'tis a place truly devoid of soul
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God I am so fucking tired
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@imsorrybruce Wouldn't Bruce be the one giving birth
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@EstudioKun_ @WWaltuhh @PopCrave Come outside. To the flower fields specifically.
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@PerpetualGrouch Who's the sire
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@HenshinJohn The insurance guy episode really spoke to me in so many ways, reminding me of the fact that very soon, I might just end up like that guy as I'd be entering the workforce once I graduate Blazar made me feel like I was watching TDG again
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@anon54980 Wait didn't Indonesia just try to do the same awhile back
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@KRRicRX Bro doesn't even have a M78 driver's license yet at that point
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@tseuri POCKETBATPOCKETBATPOCKETBATPOCKETBATPOCKETBATPOCKETBATPOCKETBATPOCKETBATPOCKETBATPOCKETBATPOCKETBATPOCKETBAT
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@lqvnh_ GET HIM MUTSUKI
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@DigiHasTakes He's the best phase 2 villain for a reason
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@tseuri Okay so What if Clark has a genius(TM) idea to keep duplicating himself and keeps purposefully losing limbs And his mold people clones somehow gain awareness And start fighting over Bruce
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@ADimensionGuy @deandra_hodge MS Paint chads rise up
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@tseuri Threesome NOW
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@LoudestKlaxons
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The real reason Megatron keeps that traitor Starscream around as his second is because at least he's too busy trying to kill him than lust after him, unlike his third in command smh
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Not half bad. I quite like it.
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@Starwasstolen Most heterosexual statement on tftwt today
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@LoudestKlaxons
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Sometimes when Prowl and Jazz are especially ticked off by someone in high command vetoing their bullshit (usually Magnus), they dress up as mimes in protest of the notion and drive the entire army insane until they get their way
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@DESIWAYNES Imagine thinking that a man who not only prides himself on self sufficiency, but has also spent least 5 years travelling the world in perilous conditions, would not be able to cook Dunno what most fanfic writers are smoking, but they usually do it to wank the batkids iirc
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@Rovertronic @BitsHammer It can generate energy without steam, but without using it to generate steam its just very inefficient because most of it is just heat Might as well use that heat to boil water. Again
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@HeadCombaticon 's Onslaught
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wait wtf its 3.54am lmao looks like this is it for tonight
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@_Simp_Sentral_ @Cigarettes_R_Us Lennox was a waste of a good character Shame about the inherent jingoism though, probably the reason he never became the lead
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@imsorrybruce He just loves his beautiful, murderous gothic city. When stressed or tired at the office, he just looks out the window taking, in his beau in all her jagged edges and grimy alleys He also likes to just lurk at high points after patrol to do the same before heading home
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@tseuri He should commission a daki with both Brucie and Batman tangled together in the same print
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@staticoctopus SG TFPrime Megs heals me
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@TokuStats Bladebros... We got bench'd again
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@Jarbys_ This dialogue sucks
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@Daily__Build where's the caption
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@Aluuuuuxandre Personally, I prefer the natural colour diversity stance Humans alone have different eye colours across the world, I'd assume the same for cybertronians based on the mineral composition in their local fuel sources, since transition elements do exhibit different colours naturally
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@vector001100 @LeonFromOhio Monthly and bimonthly manga are a thing too Weekly western comics are a thing too, just not between the big publishers because they're costly They're the same shit
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@Aluuuuuxandre Making the "red eye blue eye" prejudice good ol racism and fascism from the corrupt Iaconian senate's side👌👌
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@KCCOfficialTW I've been with them from the start, I'll be with them to the end. #kudex $kud
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@centipedepod @tokugifs Funniest thing is that he only fumbles whenever he's around Shouichi. He's a perfectly functional human bean otherwise. Being within 10ft of Shouichi tends to lower one's IQ by 30 points
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@batspider399 I like to also think that they all also have Ideas(TM) on who is the best person that Bruce should date, and constantly fight over it
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@shikhar_298 That's not that small compared to the airport novels I used to read instead of paying attention in middle school
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@cresentise TFA size differences always get me Always
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@MsHotRodimus Little rascal
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@batspider399 The batman brainrot is real I can't look at cute bats without thinking its Bruce anymore
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@emmaher16067073 @agraybee That someone in the Cambodia being the CIA
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@I_AM_MEGATRON84 @fuckmaster9000 But Soundwave would rather watch your OnlyFans
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@TidyWire As always with generative imagery Of all the things one would want to use this technology for, why are they so insistent on replacing the one thing that makes us unique in the first place? Art is literally human expression, and their first instinct is to commodify and cheapen it?
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@LoudestKlaxons
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@ordinarytings I'm just waiting for the BobbyBrocoli documentary on the race to crack the room temperature superconductor formula in the next 3 years, hopefully
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