Lizz Adams @Lizz Twitter profile

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

3 years

for a small fee i will show up pregnant at your ex’s wedding and yell STOP THE WEDDING

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

3 years

let em know gihun

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

5 years

Happily married to my 5’5” king for 8 years while y’all are getting ghosted by 6’2” alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

5 years

You all should also know that my hubby and his art school friends once threw a “Fuck Tall People” party where they got foam core and literally lowered the ceiling so all the tall guests had to crouch.

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

4 years

friendly reminder that the numbers on your toaster indicate the amount of minutes to toast for, not a mysterious level of toastedness

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

5 years

Ok this got bigger than I expected, to those of you calling my husband ugly when you can’t even see his face pls leave your address I’m coming over to fight you and stop asking about his dick I am a virgin and that is a sin

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

5 years

just got my first #notallTALLmen dm what a time to be alive

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

5 years

@MStoneHennessee @jaboukie 5’4” is too short that’s where u went wrong

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

3 years

if they cheated on u i will do it for free

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

5 years

@colololole @jaboukie Eat them

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@Lizz

3 years

30 hour labor, 9lb baby, holy shit that was the hardest thing i’ve ever had to do. welcome to the world baby girl, you’ve changed ours forever.

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

6 years

I took my husband’s last name because I will take everything from him, and you have to start somewhere.

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

3 years

poc in lotr i repeat there are finally people of color on middle earth!!!

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

3 years

though your offers to get me pregnant have been generous my husband has taken care of that thank u so much tho

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

4 years

@nicolauria17 Oh wait nm I saw the trump crop top fukkk them

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@Lizz

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@Silky33Johnson Yes and you shall address him properly as the king under the mountain thank you

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@Lizz

4 years

@lilgrapefruits we still in this!

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

3 years

looking RESPECTFULLY at the south korean men in the olympics

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

4 years

@yuckybangs

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

5 years

All the people asking about decor- it’s an Airbnb outside Joshua Tree! I’ll try to find the listing.

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

5 years

My husband reading my tweets about him

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

4 years

If JK really wanted to make Cho Chang sound Asian she should have named her Esther Chang because all our parents named us white Christian names to assimilate into Western culture.

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

3 years

3 generations of women before and after a big poop

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

5 years

@AnnaZ Any man [or woman] that tries to stop you from wearing something you like is not the one for you!

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

3 years

i am 36 weeks pregnant and pretty damn happy about it, but it is something i made a very deliberate choice to do. the thought of forcing a person to endure the 40 week gauntlet of pregnancy and then give birth to a child against their own will is absolutely horrifying

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

3 years

did this really happen or did we dream it

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

5 years

BREAKING: John Mulaney and Andy Samberg have officially been traded from Team Funny to Team Hot, joining other notable recent trades Kumail Nanjiani and Steve Carrell.

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

5 years

@MStoneHennessee @jaboukie jkjk that really sucks I’m sorry you went through that

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

3 years

this offer has changed and no longer features a pregnancy but i will now show up with a newborn baby for increased drama and excitement

Lizz Adams

@Lizz

3 years

for a small fee i will show up pregnant at your ex’s wedding and yell STOP THE WEDDING

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@Lizz

3 years

bro i do not know how frodo and samwise walked all the way to mordor i took 10,000 steps yesterday and feel like i got hit by a truck

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

3 years

lol i made a dumb tweet saying height doesn’t matter and about twice a year it makes people collectively lose their shit- like i’m sorry toxic masculinity has convinced u that just being tall is a valid personality trait but it is simply not

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

5 years

@ChrisEvans I knit my lil dude one too! Merry Christmas!

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

4 years

this is how i told him

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@Lizz

4 years

This is the perfect prank everyone else can retire now

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

3 years

someone asked me how we keep our relationship healthy and one of the biggest ways for us is accepting each other’s emotional bids- this mostly takes the form of sharing tiktoks- but i swear it’s a game changer - xposting this tumblr post i like about it

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

5 years

Should I scare the shit outta these white people by coughing on them?

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

4 years

@TessaAst @brianjoralvarez what kind of clout do you think tweeting about a toaster will get me

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@Lizz

3 years

if you poured kool aid man into another container would the new container be kool aid man or would the old one just be dead?

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

4 years

oh the murderer says it’s not racially motivated it’s not like someone who just killed eight people would do something terrible like lie right

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

4 years

Ah yes the 3 genders: boy, girl, and 7000 acre unstoppable wildfire

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

4 years

i’ve been back to “my country” & you know what? they consider me american. they can tell by how i walk, dress, the way i stand. my cousin says i just LOOK american. i belong here just as much as you do, if that bothers you, you can fuck off back to where your ancestors came from

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

3 years

back when infant mortality rates were high, the first 100 days was a big milestone for a korean baby & would be celebrated with prayers & offerings. thanks to modern medicine, now it’s just a party! happy 백일 (100 days) to my sweet girl who has recently discovered her hands!

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

4 years

Steve-o really taped himself to his own billboard for this I love this wild man

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

4 years

Thinking about this shirt Anne Hathaway wore in 2004

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

2 years

hello yes the world is on fire and everything sucks EXCEPT i made my baby girl a little ball pit and-

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

3 years

everytime i play wordle my mind forgets all words im like um idk is it globm?! floba?! RLOVE??

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

5 years

Happily married to my 5’5” king for 8 years while y’all are getting ghosted by 6’2” alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

3 years

what the fuck is wrong with people these are CHILDREN

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

2 years

when you’re still trying to process 2020 but it’s 2023 in 17 days

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

4 years

new queen dropping this fall 👑

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

3 years

@Skooter79 sure i’ll do those too

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

5 years

So we finally watched Knives Out and my husband rushed home to make this meme.

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

3 years

@Robsaysthings all the more mysterious and exciting!

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@Lizz

5 years

@megh_wright

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@Lizz

3 years

twitter: BIPOC my brain: bisexual people of color

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@Lizz

3 years

the creative process in a nutshell

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@Lizz

4 years

@nicolauria17 Ohh I just feel bad for the poor littles having to go through breakups on the internet I’m so glad I didn’t have twitter or tik tok with my teen relationships WHEW

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

5 years

My mom taught me that I was beautiful and smart so I’ll never believe otherwise, but she also told me that if I slept with a fan on I would die so sometimes she is wrong.

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

2 years

̶8̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶s̶ 11 years

Lizz Adams

@Lizz

5 years

Happily married to my 5’5” king for 8 years while y’all are getting ghosted by 6’2” alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

4 years

being an adult is just buying $150 in groceries and then ordering takeout bc you’re too lazy to cook

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

3 years

why are we still doing this? STOP fetishizing asian women and using them as sexual props in tv and film. perpetuating stereotypes like this leads to very real violence. conflating korean karaoke bars w WHATEVER this is irresponsible at best. did you forget abt atlanta? i’m fuming

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@Lizz

3 years

she’s already tired of photos

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

5 years

Hey Lizz how many followers do you have now after that weird tweet about your husband? Me:

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

4 years

The Tibetan Sand Fox looks when you try to draw a pic of an animal from memory I’m laughing so hard

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

2 years

just got the pics back from my girl’s first birthday and ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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@Lizz

4 years

Dressed up for Halloween 👑👑

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

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@ItsDanSheehan Ahahaha I love this I knit one for my dog!!!

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@Lizz

3 years

someone is having a brilliant hair day today

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@Lizz

5 years

@thekittydairies Because I’m a bitch!

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@Lizz

4 years

I was not ready

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@Lizz

5 years

I’m ready for 2020, but is it ready for me? 🎀👑✌️

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@Lizz

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@Moonstreuxx I’m an actress not a scientist

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@Lizz

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When I was young I wanted to be white. The white girls were prettier, more popular, more accepted than I was. I eventually came to love my features & felt proud of my Korean heritage & I realized that I never wanted to be white, I just wanted to be treated like I was equal.

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

5 years

Hollywood Reporter be like

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

4 years

4 the fans

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@Lizz

4 years

@angryasianman Yelling at her for wearing black was just *chef’s kiss* imagine being so angry about that lmaooo

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@Lizz

4 years

to everyone replying that this is not true- you are all just tools of the toaster industry don’t believe their lies only i know the truth

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

4 years

AOC playing among us with Ilhan Omar on a popular streamer’s twitch is why as hard as they try, the GOP will never, ever be able to out internet her. She just gets it.

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

2 years

how i’ve gotten this far in life…

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@Lizz

4 years

Claudia Conway breaking the news that her mom, Kellyanne Conway, tested positive for covid via Tiktok, which they straight up tried to ban, is just wow you guys WOW

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@Lizz

5 years

Me n my husband enjoying a leisurely walk about the neighborhood

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@Lizz

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i’m very excited to raise a baby with my husband together, as partners, but you will never catch me saying “we are pregnant”- no honey WE are not throwing up together WE are not moving our organs around for a growing uterus- I am the pregnant one here don’t get it twisted

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

5 years

Me tryna give up carbs

Zara Rahim

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MURPHY THE BUNS ARE YOURS. STAND YOUR GROUND. THIS WILL NEVER HOLD UP IN A COURT OF LAW.

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@Lizz

3 years

this literal model is beautiful, let’s make it racist!

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@Lizz

3 years

pregnancy has me eating second breakfast and elevensies like a hobbit over here

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@Lizz

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@ChadLeClose Frodo saved middle earth what have you done

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@Lizz

3 years

wow business is booming here is a booking link

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@Lizz

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The fact that I lose ig followers everytime I post a pic with my husband...did you think...I was gonna pick you? 😂😂😭

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@Lizz

3 years

13 years since i met this guy at a bar and told my best friend i was “totally gonna make out with him”

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y’all. i feel like so much of media makes parenting seem soul sucking and thankless, but i really love being a mom. like, it’s so fun and cool and i have this tiny adorable buddy who is obsessed with me and thinks i’m hilarious.

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@Lizz

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Us thinking the election process is gonna be different this time

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@Lizz

4 years

wish I had a family but alas I am not white

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@Lizz

4 years

I am so glad the internet loves my marriage bc WOW are my single friends tired of hearing about it

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@Lizz

5 years

@Tenth_Muse No

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@Lizz

3 years

@villalisam i put the fun in funeral

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@Lizz

3 years

they weighed my baby at the pediatrician and when the guy said “she’s 9.11” i said “never forget” so that’s how my day is going

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@Lizz

4 years

I haven’t seen Cuties so I don’t feel informed enough to speak on it, though Netflix definitely fucked up with that poster, but everyone harping about child exploitation is equally worried about the 1500 migrant children the federal government admitted they lost this year right?

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

4 years

Vote him out

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@Lizz

5 years

@imchanyy Gimme their numbers I have some words for them

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Lizz Adams

@Lizz

3 years

best new year’s eve yet 🥰

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