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Earth to noel listen up rkid I hear your doing gigs where people can't drink alcohol now that's the BeZarist thing you've done yet I forgive you now let's get the BIG O back together and stop fucking about the drinks are on me LG x
Listen seriously a lot of people think Iโm a cunt and I am a good looking cunt but once this is put to bed we need to get oasis back for a 1 of gig rite for charity cโmon Noel we can then go back to our amazing solo careers cโmon you know LG x
My name is liam Gallagher I have 4 beautiful children I have dabbled in drugs over the years Iโve had many number 1s now send me the keys to no10 Iโll sort this pile of shit out WHY ME?WHY NOT.
โThis is it, this is happeningโ
Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (๐ฎ๐ช8AM IST / ๐ฌ๐ง9AM BST)
Dates:
Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July
Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July
London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August
Edinburgh Scottish Gas
I intend to retire as solo artist after album no3 as I have just had a call from my brother begging me to start oasis again in 2022 if you believe in life after love cโmon you know LG x
Rite sick of pleading begging etc no more olive branches I DEMAND an oasis reunion after this is all over all money going to NHS cโmon you know As we were LG x
Wanna clear a few things up oasis gig for NHS charity as in all money raised goes to NHS not to me will happen with or with out Noel Gallagher it may not be the same but trust me itโll still blow you knickers off as you were LG x
To all those SHITCUNTS who were crying about my ANGELIC TONES last night you ainโt real fans your just IMPOSTERS and if you do have tickets you wanna get rid off Iโll gladly take them off your hands we donโt want the likes of you at our concerts nxt year any way LFUCKING
It's an honour to announce that I will be doing a gig for the NHS and careworkers at Londonโs TheO2 on October 29th. They do an incredible job, we are very lucky to have them. LG x
Oasis the musical 5 lads from Manchester start a band and take on the world the little 1 who writes the songs turns into a massive cunt sacks everyone except his little brother as he ainโt got the arse splits up the band thereโs a story line for ya THE END LG x
Oasis will tour the UK & Ireland in summer 2025
Tickets go on sale this Saturday 31st August.
IRE ๐๏ธ 8am IST
UK ๐ 9am BST
Full information
*These dates will be the bandโs exclusive European appearances.
Oi tofu boy if your gonna release old demos make sure im singing on it and boneheads playing guitar on it if not itโs not worth a wank as you were LG x
Wahey weโre getting back together Noel Gallagher being minted and rich as fuck heโs doing it for nothing me being a desperate cunt and have fuck all else going for himself Iโm doing it for the cash cโmon you know LG x
People bang on about me playing to many oasis tunes can kiss my arse seeing those kids faces when I drop them tunes is biblical oasis will never die LG x
Seriously though all this corona talk is making me wanna get on it if truth be told Iโm meant to be having a break from the almighty juice anyways as you were cโmon you know wash yer hands and scrub yer toes LG x