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Kojaque

@kojaque

10 months

PHANTOM OF THE AFTERS is OUT NOW! 🌻 I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I'VE LANDED! 💕

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

FML Just finished my last driving lesson which I was very happy about... until we pulled the car up to my gaff and my instructor turned around and said to me “Listen.. I can’t let ya go until I say it...”

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

I can’t get over how much this tree looks like Luke Kelly

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

Let the crisp man grow his weed ya little dorks

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

Did it work???

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Yeah that shits cool and all but have you ever been white water rafting?

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

We simply must eat the government

The New York Times

@nytimes

5 years

Dublin, Ireland, has become one of the world’s 10 most expensive places to rent, ahead of cities like Tokyo, Sydney and Singapore

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

You’re in her dms, but I’m finding her emails well in these strange and uncertain times We are not the same

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Kojaque

@kojaque

6 years

Why on earth is the council removing seating and benches around Dublin, if the problem is homeless sleeping on benches cant they try do something to about the fucking housing crisis instead of giving the public another reason not to want to walk around town/socialise

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

dunno who needs to hear this rn but I actually met a bird on holidays so I'm not a fridget 💪🙏

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

I sold Leo Varadkir a bag of illegal drugs

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Love the T-shirt Finn 😈

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Aye kids, I did a lil performance of “Last Pint” for VEVO DSCVR! Working on new shit for your ear holes! Coming soon 👀

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Hahahaha soft boy from the parish out in LA and NYC - what the fuck is happening! Yup @youtubemusic 😇

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

Funny how shit change and it still ain’t different 🤔 ‘SHMELLY’ OUT ON @colorsxstudios NOW!!!! 😈 Watch here:

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Kojaque

@kojaque

6 years

Conor McGregor screaming 'smell a shite off your da' in the middle of a press conference may be the funniest shit I've ever seen. Fuck the octagon, they're having a knock at the back of maths after break

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

I’m ridin yiz all when this shits over

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Kojaque

@kojaque

3 years

you fuckin gowl bags

RTÉ News

@rtenews

3 years

Gardaí have said that people cannot drink alcohol in seating spaces recently set up on streets in front of bars and restaurants, which are not covered by their licences |

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

I want a guiness emoji

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Kojaque

@kojaque

3 years

Remember when you scooped a homeless man up in a digger you fuckin gowl

Leo Varadkar

@LeoVaradkar

3 years

🚀🇮🇪 ESRI predicting over 11% growth in economy this year

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

I’m here to turn heads

Hugh

@Hugh_Egan

5 years

my guy @kojaque HARDLY just came out to the Love Island theme ahahaha

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

There’ll be some amount of self isolated riding going on lord help us

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Kojaque

@kojaque

6 years

There go the Brits robbin our culture again

Nate

@NathanOAFC01

6 years

It's all kicking off in Liverpool, Jesus Christ.

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

look at it's tail fuckin helicopter over this fence, gurrup ya pup

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Kojaque

@kojaque

6 years

Can you tell me how to get to O'Connoly's Spire??

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Just got kicked out of the pav for drinking cans my life is a movie

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Kojaque

@kojaque

3 years

I've been waiting on this moment for such a long time, I can finally announce my Debut Album ’TOWN’S DEAD’ is out June 25th this year! 😭The title track from the album dropped today, go stream it, I’m so happpyy LET’S GOOOOO 🔥💀🌺

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

Goodbye cruel world

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

This was the tweet in question

Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

Asking my driving instructor can I call him dad just to feel something

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Nice one to @LanaDelRey for given us the call up last minute, a pure sound woman, always there when I need her, see yiz on Saturday for some summertime sadness! 🌝

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

Mad ting

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

Asking my driving instructor can I call him dad just to feel something

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Yup the Ariana

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Kojaque

@kojaque

3 years

It’s been a while but EAT THE GOVERNMENT 😡

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Me after a couple yokes

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Me describing my dream for the 400th time

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Kojaque

@kojaque

3 years

The Garda are using Covid fines to pay for adult Heely’s

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Kojaque

@kojaque

10 months

Been really bowled over by the support on the new album. I got dropped from a label last year before they even listened to the record, there was no way i was gonna let the music die. It's really heartening to see people support independent art! Love always 💕

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Kojaque

@kojaque

3 years

If you’re the Suez Canal, my DM’s are OPEN! 🤭 #NeverForget #HappyHalloween

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Kojaque

@kojaque

6 years

I bet he didn't buy that aul pony in Ballinasloe though

Mason Ramsey

@masonramsey

6 years

how's ur girl and how's ur family?

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

I have said it before and I will say it again. We simply MUST eat the government.

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Kojaque

@kojaque

6 years

I'm gonna knick knack the Dáil every day until they give us soft plastic recycling

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

Working on the next best album as we speak 💓🇮🇪

The Blindboy Podcast

@bbboatclub

4 years

One of the best Irish albums of the last decade

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

Wanna be Taoiseach but.. 🥺👉👈

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Kojaque

@kojaque

6 years

my wiiife

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

fun fact, there's a squeaky floorboard by my wardrobe in my bedroom and it features in nearly every track i've ever fuckin recorded

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

NO HANDS IS OUT NOW! 🥰 PROUD OF EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS! 💕 LIKE IT, SHARE IT, TELL A MATE! LOVE YIZ ALL 🥲

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

What have I done

Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Petition to have the Bernard Shaw torn down and replaced with my patented Dublin Doughnut Hotel

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

How Australian people be pregnant | | | \ | \ | 🙃 / | / | / | / | / | | | |

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Why does gym music have to be so shit, forgot my headphones today, walked into the changing room felt like I was the latest contestant to love island

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

Is PPE stored I the balls?

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Whoever started the housing crisis, your moms a hoe

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

Dude on the bus, no mask, eatin toothpaste straight out the tuBe lord above 😷

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

can neither confirm nor deny

Mabfield

@Mabfield_

5 years

BREAKING NEWS 🚨

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Come out you rack of lambs

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

2 Years old and still Day Dreaming! Love yiZ 💋

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Trinity ball I'll be wearing tracksuit bottoms tonight so you can all stare at me but for the right reasons 👀

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Kojaque

@kojaque

2 years

Jimmy playing a beautiful Am 9 chord on that pint

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2 years

pint as unsettled as him last summer

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Kojaque

@kojaque

3 years

Jaysus, had to do a double take there

Irish Times Video

@irishtimesvideo

3 years

►VIDEO: Macnas : adapting and reimagining creativity during the Covid-19 pandemic

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

No happy birthday, up the nurses!

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Kojaque

@kojaque

6 years

If you're selling on tickets, be a good soft boy and sell them face value, no room for tout trouts in the soft boy family!

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Kojaque

@kojaque

6 years

YUP THE FUCKIN PARISH, YUP SOFT BOY, YUP INDEPENDENT MUSIC, YUP THE NOMINEES, YUP LIL OL ME CUS FUCK IT ❤️❤️❤️

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Hahahahahahaha sensational 👍🏻

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how’d i do @kojaque

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

gewon fat ronaldo

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Kojaque

@kojaque

6 years

finglas and ferb

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Kojaque

@kojaque

3 years

Anybody work for a tenants union in London? Have a dodgy landlord tryna evict me and I’d like to slap his baldy head

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

GUES WHOS COMING TO GLASTONBURY?! 👊 Yup the parish

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

Here @mescal_paul cover one of my tunes and I’ll show how to roll really kewl joints! 💓

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

If you vote FF and FG back into power I’m gonna eat the government

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

TAKE A DIGGER TO THE DÁIL

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Kojaque

@kojaque

6 years

An absolute madness, I'm into the art not the stats, but it is very mind boggling to imagine this was achieved completely independent #2018ArtistWrapped

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

got that summer time, summer time hash bath

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Step the fuck up kyle, quit cyber bullying me in real life

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

Eat the landlords

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Petition to have the Bernard Shaw torn down and replaced with my patented Dublin Doughnut Hotel

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Cat

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Kojaque

@kojaque

6 years

The Brits stay OUT during sex

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Kojaque

@kojaque

6 years

Some youngfla just cycled by me squirtin a ketchup bottle into his mouth like it was lucazade, hon the fuckin parish

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

Putting on cologne for a zoom meeting because I’m nervous

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Kojaque

@kojaque

6 years

I was on a plane so I missed this but did you all just buy out Whelan's in 4 minutes? What on earth?????

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Kojaque

@kojaque

3 years

CARRIGSTOWN’S NOT DEAD IT’S JUST DORMANT!!! Hahahah

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

When is Sinn Fein gonna come into government and get us all the ride 😞

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Kojaque

@kojaque

1 year

PHANTOM OF THE AFTERS, my second studio album drops October 27th!!!! 🌻 I put my heart and soul into this album, we’re releasing this FULLY INDEPENDENT so your support really goes a long way! Pre-sale available now! 🌻

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Kojaque

@kojaque

3 years

Make it into a big huge community owned art and music space yiz cunts

JOE.ie

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3 years

Farewell A&F, we hardly knew ye

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Kojaque

@kojaque

6 years

1 year old and never kissed, happy Birthday Deli Daydreams 🌯

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

Yup the fuckin parish ✨ @Tommedian ✨✨

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Kojaque

@kojaque

3 years

This is fuckin bullshit, I had a Garda knock my phone out of my hand and pop it in her vest while I was recording a wrongful arrest. There’s no way this should can criminalised 🐽

LUKA PALM

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3 years

jesus christ 🐽

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Kojaque

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6 years

Auto Glass repair, Auto Glass replace

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Kojaque

@kojaque

4 years

New music out next week!!!!!!! 😊

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

You’re a mad cunt, if I put you on guestlist for the Dublin show will you promise to cycle safe and wear a helmet?

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Trinity Ball was terrific hash, you're all good posh cunts in my book

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Merry Christmas :)

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

The current situation in Dublin feels like watching your drunk millionaire uncle continue to order double vodkas at 6am at a family wedding while his children are screamin to go home. Nobodies gonna drink all that vodka Brendan don’t make us leave you to drown in your vomit

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Kojaque

@kojaque

5 years

Whyyyyyyyy

District

@districtireland

5 years

Dublin City Council begins proceedings to remove ‘Horseboy’ & David Attenborough murals. 2 of Dublin's most prominent street murals are under threat😔

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Kojaque

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3 years

We got the number 1 Indie album, the most vinyl sales in Ireland, number 5 on the album charts on an insane release week! Thank you to every one of yous for bumpin Towns Dead! Thank you to my team and of course, thank you to 2Pac Door! When I grow up I wanna be 2pac door✌️🕊 💕✨