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@KhanY_M3
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1 year
When Fatima (AS) passed away Ali (RA) said “Whenever I was worried, I looked her in the face and all my worries disappeared. Now how can I cover her face with earth?”
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@KhanY_M3
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6 months
Why is Muslim twitter 24 7 365 focused on marriage man. At least give it a break in this month. Go do istinja with cold water
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2 months
Absolutely moved Went to my friend’s janaza today Firstly never seen such a large janaza prayer, masjid was totally packed I then saw his face, he looked so much at peace, his face was glowing with noor and he had a gentle smile on his face Allah gives respect to whom he wills
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@KhanY_M3
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1 month
Make Dua for her if you read this
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@KhanY_M3
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10 months
This is so beautiful man.
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Daniel accepted Islam via sign language at the East London Mosque. Allahu Akbar!
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1 year
I’m in East London Mosque and these two brothers start talking about how they are looking for wife younger than 20. Then an uncle on my left starts shouting Astaghfirullah with absolute disgust at them 😂
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@KhanY_M3
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6 months
The way our mums work hard to serve the best iftari everyday, makes you wonder how much Allah must love them for this act. Our mums are the beacon of light for our homes, may Allah keep them healthy and happy. …Low-key this is my way for not feeling bad for not helping :/
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@KhanY_M3
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6 months
Love it when everyone celebrates Eid on the same day.
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@KhanY_M3
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11 months
Let’s be honest, we are not accepted in this country, we are tolerated because we benefit the economy.
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@KhanY_M3
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1 year
Is it just me or does anyone else feel like people are sympathising with them two men who got murdered by Mahek Bukhari a bit too much. Like this grown man knew he was in an illegitimate relationship with a married woman and then got salty and tried blackmailing her???????
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@KhanY_M3
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6 months
What’s so special about her? Nothing is special without her.
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@KhanY_M3
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29 days
I feel so burnt out man, desperately need a break.
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@KhanY_M3
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5 months
All I’m gonna say is Pakistan is the only Muslim country with atomic power, all you other lot literally depend on us. Simmer down
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1 year
Grown man… He’ll remember this video when he drinks scalding boiling water in hell.
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🇵🇸🇮🇱 Israeli man releases a video teasing those in Gaza for not having water or electricity.
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6 months
Genuinely sad that Ramadan has finished, never felt this sad before.
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25 days
Stay away from negative and disrespectful people, they can ruin your whole day with a single conversation.
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@KhanY_M3
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6 months
Once the GC is made you know the plan is going ahead
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6 months
Oi why are grown men posting pictures of their Eid fits!?!?!
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@KhanY_M3
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2 months
Life goes on. Stop stressing, we’re all gonna die anyways.
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2 months
Allah did not create you to punish you
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@KhanY_M3
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1 year
The best career is to raise a good family. You’re colleagues won’t pray for you when you die, your children will.
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@KhanY_M3
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10 months
@IsmaTalksAlot I don’t get how some Muslim women are fine with their husbands showing them online. Surely it should create doubt in your head about him?
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2 years
Beshaq
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@KhanY_M3
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1 year
Let me show you the maddest case I saw in my first set of night oncalls. Super glue through the orbit of the eye, piercing into the brain. It’s been tiring but an absolute buzz!
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@KhanY_M3
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5 months
London is the best city to be in summer
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5 months
Feel bare down man, don’t know what to do.
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@KhanY_M3
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5 months
Men who use the phrase “it’s giving” should consider wearing anklets, it will really suit them
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@KhanY_M3
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1 year
Does anyone else randomly start to recall the names of their teachers from Reception to Year 13 to test your memory?
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@KhanY_M3
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18 days
Guys! Pakistan found an Oil Reserve that is probably the 4th largest in the world. Forget moving to Middle East, Pakistan is about to be great again. 🥳 🥳 🥳 That’s if the USA doesn’t decide to land obv.
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@KhanY_M3
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7 months
We’ve been given another opportunity to cleanse our souls Alhumdolillah Ramadan Kareem everyone
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@KhanY_M3
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6 months
Treated this chubby little kid today I told him and his mum he needed fillings, so he asked me what do they taste like I instantly said “strawberries…and urm mangos” Next thing you know he’s salivating 😂 Poor guy
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@KhanY_M3
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6 months
Read this, it will give your heart so much peace: In Jannah There will be no saddness, no wounds of the heart. No feeling of nostalgia, no pain of missing your loved ones. No father will get sick, no mother will cry. No feeling of confusion, no overthinking.
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11 months
Can someone hurry up and ask me my age
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@KhanY_M3
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3 months
New loupes Alhumdolillah Say Ma Sha Allah and Allah Huma Barik
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5 months
Spontaneous trip to Peak District
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@KhanY_M3
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2 years
Can’t wait to turn the mother of my children into A Range Rover Mother Of My Children.
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4 months
Casablanca 🇲🇦 🕌 🏝️
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@KhanY_M3
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10 months
I’m going to be the owner of one of these in five years IA. Watch me quote this with picture of my own.
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@KhanY_M3
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9 months
It’s not Birmingham, it’s the people of Birmingham. Absolute jaanwars.
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@KhanY_M3
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7 months
I love how us Pukhtuns stay quiet when everyone takes the piss out of Bengalis for calling sehoor fothabala
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@KhanY_M3
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5 months
I remember this time 2 years ago I was crumbling away, everyday was a struggle, every moment was a struggle. Today, I had an awful morning at work, and then I realised, everything passes just like it has passed before. Alhumdolillah instantly fixed my mindset.
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@KhanY_M3
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9 months
A man asked a Sahaba “Do you think I’ve repaid my mom?”, in reference to carrying his mom on his back while circling the Kaaba and repaying her for all that she has done for him. The companion replied, “No, not even for a single contraction (during childbirth)”.
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@KhanY_M3
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1 year
Have you ever noticed that the mood of the entire house depends on your mothers mood? If my mum is happy the whole house is happy, if she’s annoyed everyone is stressed.
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1 year
@refinedakh Bro I was just trying not to laugh while praying witr
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@KhanY_M3
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10 months
Read something very profound today. “Your soul is torn between the childhood of your heart and the aging of your mind”
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1 year
Is it just me or do you zone out of conversations realising you can’t look at both eyes simultaneously so try to work out which eye to look at and then you keep switching to the other eye and then start thinking to yourself if the other person can see your eyes moving.
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@KhanY_M3
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2 months
So apparently EDL is planning a surprise attack on Alum Rock at 5pm
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@KhanY_M3
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9 months
Announcement: The Curious Cat girl has finally managed to text me directly
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1 year
Ngl, Love island is a disgusting show and anyone who has respect for their eyes and ears should not watch it.
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7 months
One for the sunset lovers
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9 months
It’s such a bitter sweet moment when you start to realise that you are the one who has to put your own life back together piece by piece. And when it slowly starts to take shape again, you know your weak points, and you know to never anything or anyone get close to them points
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9 months
Some people talk to you in their free time Others free their time to talk to you
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1 year
Mum found me a rishta and I’m not quite sure after one convo, so trying to convince her to play golden balls with me to see if we both agree to carry on talking or not Actually feel like a genius but I think she’s taken offence 😂
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@KhanY_M3
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10 months
Guys we need to get vocal for Palestine more than ever before. This temp ceasefire was nothing but tactic for the media to stop covering the atrocities they are committing. It was to diminish our resolve for sharing the truth. Reignite yourselves, and share on social media
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@KhanY_M3
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1 year
Just wanna move into a nice spacious apartment, buy a cat, bang out gym, bang out work and grow my hair long
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@KhanY_M3
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Alhumdolillah 😌 Alhumdolillah for what happened Alhumdolillah for what didn’t happen Alhumdolillah for the gains Alhumdolillah for the losses
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@KhanY_M3
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10 months
If you lose everything in this dunya but you still have your deen, you have nothing to worry about. And if you get everything in this dunya and you lose your deen, you are indeed facing a calamity.
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3 months
Gym past 10pm is so much nicer No waiting around No skets in tight clothes No random guy screaming as he does his final rep And no “how many sets you got left bro”
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1 year
Uni was full of fake people 😂
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Urdu is a such a beautiful language man, just deep this poem: Zabt ka ahd bhi hai shouk ka paimaan bhi hai Ahd-o-paimaan se guzar jaane ko jee chaahta hai Dard itna hai ki har rag mein hai mahshar barpa Aur sukoon aisa ki mar jaane ko jee chaahta hai
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1 year
Why is our generation so uncultured man.
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1 year
In the past few years I’ve learnt that Words don’t mean anything. Effort means everything. Liars will lie. Only Allah will stay with you.
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5 months
I hope the people who wished I would suffer are having a great day and may Allah cure their hearts.
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@KhanY_M3
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6 months
Deep this for a second Everyone is focused on the aid/charity workers who were murdered, and yes this is abomination of all sorts. But everyone’s looking over all the innocent Palestinians who were also killed that same day, because now it’s a norm. This is dehumanisation.
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@KhanY_M3
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1 year
All you people tweeting about DM limits really not helping your image out here
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@KhanY_M3
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1 year
Fanta fruit twist
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I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink
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1 year
How many of your non-Muslim friends have said anything about what’s happening in Palestine. Don’t you find it upsetting, how quiet they are?
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3 months
Had a very traumatic experience Boss man told me I looked 37 Topped it off with raw chicken in my wrap
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Feel like taking 1 month off so I can explore all the different cities of Japan
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7 months
The more I’ve grown up the more I’ve become an uncle
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1 year
I hope not a single muslim votes for you. You spineless rat. You said what you said about the blockade, stop trying to win back votes.
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A week ago we awoke to the unimaginable and heartbreaking news of terrorist attacks on Israel from Gaza by Hamas. We repeat our call for Hamas to release all hostages immediately, and for the protection of innocent civilian lives in Israel and Gaza. My statement:
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@KhanY_M3
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2 years
Ain’t no better therapy than working out
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1 year
Hate it when I text people and I see them typing straightaway. Bro chill man I’m not ready to reply to whatever your answer will be
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2 years
Men insult each other and not mean it, women compliment each other and not mean it
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1 year
Random horse on the beach :)
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1 year
Never choose what your eyes see as beautiful over what puts your heart at peace.
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It doesn’t get easier, you just learn to deal with it.
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3 months
Came across this profound saying yesterday “What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly” I’m sure every one of us can relate to this
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My ADHD is so bad, my friends will be talking to me about which restaurant we should try out and I’ll be in my own world thinking how many of primary school teachers might be dead now
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10 months
I wonder how many horrible incidents my mother’s duas have saved me from.
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11 months
@ShabanaMahmood You have blood on your hands, innocent blood of children! You may have saved your seat now but we will make sure you won’t be getting elected again!
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10 months
Went above and beyond for the 86 year old patient Only for him to get up and say “I don’t really think much of dentists” 😂😂😂😂😂
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@KhanY_M3
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You lot are too invested in watching other men chase a ball. How are you letting your whole mood be affected.
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8 months
Cute
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1 year
Literally drive 90mph to get home asap and then sit quietly my car reflecting on life instead of going inside.
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10 months
Bringing a wife over from Pak is now going to be flex and a status symbol.
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4 months
I love being a Pakistani Uncle
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1 year
All a man wants in this life is a job that he enjoys going to, and house that he yearns to come back to.
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8 months
Rome
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I see all of you putting pistachio is every dessert known to man, just remember, Pakistanis did it best with the pistachio barfi
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2 years
@eiiie09 Nearly smashed my car on the motorway the other because I wanted to bang out ore piya
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2 months
People don’t change, their true self comes out
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1 year
UK Muslims are so boring man, all they do is go out and eat, then talk about caloric deficit.
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2 months
Girls who know how to cook are just superior
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4 months
It’s flipping June. JUNE! Look outside the window and you would think it’s November. And all this country ever does is take your money back in the name of Tax. What are we still doing here?
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“Beautiful things don’t ask for attention”
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1 year
Heated seats while it rains outside is really comforting
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1 year
It’s so annoying when you go to the gym and the whole world and their grandma is flipping there Go find another gym man, or go do some outdoor activity, just don’t come to the gym I go to ….why is everyone into fitness all of sudden
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