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Independent journalist. Send tips via Signal: 202-510-1268. kenneth.klippenstein @gmail .com

Madison, Wisconsin
Joined July 2013
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In case you're wondering why my suspension was lifted:
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Hedge fund CEO: I lost $3 billion, my company, my home, and now my wife Me: Have you considered budgeting?
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Who gives a shit
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When he noticed the flag holder was broken, he knew what to do.
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She....shouldn’t have to do that?
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ABC7 News
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Texas teen Alondra Carmona is giving up her entire college savings to help pay for her mom's rent and prevent her being evicted.
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“Defunding the police is too extreme” We make little kids do pyramid scheme fundraisers to keep their schools open lmao
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HEARTWARMING: Teacher starts his own business to pay for cancer treatment
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Another great day
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Elon Musk
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What can’t we predict?
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I think about this a lot
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Before vs. after the lawyer calls
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Melvin Capital is facing bankruptcy and yet its CEO owns an iPhone. Curious!
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Elon’s own website keeps fact checking him lmao
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It is fucking insane to me that members of congress are allowed to trade stock
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Great work today guys
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I obtained surveillance footage of the self-driving Tesla that abruptly stopped on the Bay Bridge, resulting in an eight-vehicle crash that injured 9 people including a 2 yr old child just hours after Musk announced the self-driving feature. Full story:
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lmao
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Beginning of End of the decade the decade
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🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
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The chart ends at 1885 lol
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Simpsons does it again
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lmaoooo
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Senators ought to not be actively decomposing
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McConnell knocks new dress code: Senators "ought to dress up to go to work"
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Choose your fighter
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Starting to realize that Elon Musk is a megachurch pastor for atheists
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???
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This is what a judicial coup looks like
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During #PrideMonth , we recognize our #LGBTQ + employees, reflect on the trials that their community has endured and rejoice with them in the triumphs of those who have bravely fought — and continue to fight — for full equality.
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Update: the activists who destroyed the Christopher Columbus statue have investigated themselves and found no wrongdoing
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How is this real lmao
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Thinking about this again
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lol
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Non-union vs. union
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lmao
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When you’ve lost Piers Morgan
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Beyond parody
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Funny how price increases are blamed on modest wage increases instead of executive compensation
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You massive fucking baby
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Busting my brains trying to decide if I would rather be dead or lose 12.2% GDP
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Jamie Smyth
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New Zealand's economy shrank at a record 12.2% in the June quarter due to one of the world's toughest Covid-19 lockdowns. Ardern says the policy saves lives and the economy will recover faster with no virus circulating- is she right?
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Did an Amazon exec just discover cocaine this week
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Guy who has never been online:
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When you’ve lost Ben Shapiro
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HEARTWARMING: Children use neighbor's WiFi to help family make ends meet
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Another government stimulus package is not in the best interests of the people imo
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Screenshotting this for later
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The disgusting reactions to Donald Rumsfeld's death from people who brag about being "tolerant" tells you everything you need to know about society. A family is grieving after the death of a man they loved. Now is not the time for your unneeded opinions on the Iraq War.
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uh why are cops getting free meals when teachers have to buy their own school supplies
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Not many people could drive a multibillion dollar company to the brink of bankruptcy this quickly but I guess Elon is just built different
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Rare moment of honesty here
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When I eat too fast at Shake Shack and my tummy hurts
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How did George Bush get a million people killed in Iraq then just rebrand as Bob Ross
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They’re mad at big bird lol
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What if I told you we could do this to every hedge fund in the country with this crazy thing called taxes
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@squirrelpsps Tattoos on women are generally disgusting.
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Lmao
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The actor who played Lizzie’s father in the popular Disney series ‘Lizzie McGuire’ just posted a photo of a residual check Disney sent him in 2019 worth $0.00, captioning the picture: “Why we’re striking”
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159 people are missing and 4 are confirmed dead. Imagine how much more coverage this would get if it were the result of a terror attack instead of the government failing to regulate things
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Years before Florida condo building collapse, an engineer warned of ‘major structural damage’
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You cannot parody how bad wealth inequality is getting
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Parody accounts are defaming the colossal, unaccountable megacorporations that dominate our political life.... and you're laughing?
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Had not realized Hank Schrader posted so hard
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Exactly zero articles asking how we’d pay for the war
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So that would be 0.045% of his wealth
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gonna miss being able to tweet this
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Biden refers to Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene as “what’s her name, that woman who believes in the — anyway” lol
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Wait till you hear what happened to Baghdad in 2003
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The Hill
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"I was sick to my stomach": George W. Bush says he was "disgusted" by Capitol riots
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Just wanted to clarify that I was NOT proposing something good!
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Whatever you think of Dr. Oz, he ran a tough race that he spent a ton of his own money on but still ate shit and that’s funny
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Your wife is managing director of Goldman Sachs
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Ted Cruz
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Today’s Dems are the party of the rich. GOP is and should be the party of the working class.
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Kellogg’s ruthless attempt to put down the strike seems to be going … not great
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Before vs. after the advertisers start fleeing
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Surely there is no connection between these two things
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ABC News
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As 45 million Americans lost their jobs, U.S. billionaires made $584 billion.
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Your wife is managing director of Goldman Sachs
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What is going on
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Elon Musk log off and spend time with your newborn baby challenge
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Giving yourself carbon monoxide poisoning to own the libs
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The owner class’s response to the labor shortage is even more insane than I expected
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Smooth Bernie is easily the funniest conspiracy theory this year
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[flattens an entire street] So…that just happened
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What lol
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What if we had a primary system where every state got to vote
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Easily one of the most based things I have ever seen a governor do
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Choose your fighter
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US: We want Iraq to have a democracy Iraq: [votes to remove US troops] US: No not like that
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Lmao
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one raid and they're all antifa lol
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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
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