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@klchnkff_studio | @SayYourMindPod | #SallyInHR | Author of ‘Edge of Here’ & ‘STRONG LIKE ME’ | Tarot Teknologist | not on socials ✌🏾 | find me with the link⬇

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Kelechi
5 months
Four months of being a published children’s book author. Still sinking in. Thank you for the love you’ve shown Kamara so far! ‘Strong Like Me’ 💛
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“Females” is always the giveaway.
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5 years
Went off, got a degree then had a child and still came to let the girls eat dust. Wow. Excellence personified.
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P.M. NEWS
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Jamaica’s Fraser Pryce now world’s fastest woman #ReadThis
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5 years
When God is doing all the work in my life but allowing me to stunt like it’s my talent alone.
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5 years
Based on this endorsement alone, I will never listen to the album.
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Donald Trump Jr.
5 years
Kanye West is cracking the culture code. @kanyewest ’s new album #JesusIsKing is the epitome of fearless creativity and “dangerous, unapproved” ideas. Leftists always try to silence those who are speaking truth. They’re waging a war on our family and culture. Kanye is a pioneer
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4 years
Have all those celebs who were singing “Imagine” said anything?
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5 years
It is upsetting to a lot of white people to be referred to as “white” because they’re used to just being referred to as “people” it is everybody else who gets the prefix that others their personhood. white privilege is moving through a racialised world in an unracialised body.
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5 years
Heidi Klum says she was called ‘a white woman’ for defending ‘AGT’
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4 years
Me enjoying the table God has prepared for me in the presence of my enemies. 🤗
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1 year
THREE HOURS of missing footage while Zayna Iman was held in police custody. Medical notes also note ‘sexual injuries.’ Zayna asserts she was drugged and sexually assaulted in this time. I believe her.
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Sky News
1 year
'All of the footage should be disclosed' Policing minister Chris Philp MP says he doesn't know all the details, but "he can't think of any good reason" why footage of Zayna Iman's arrest would be withheld. Read more: 📺 Sky 501
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6 years
White people trying to describe the only black person in the workplace without using the word “black”
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3 years
Hey @BorisJohnson you have the same 24 hours in the day as Molly Mae. You can use one of them to resign.
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2 years
Now I see why many men…
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2 years
Blake looks lovely. All that attention to detail. 😍 could’ve paid off also when researching wedding venues ✨
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6 years
Always forcing the oppressed to be the “bigger person” No. If you go low, I will to lower. It’s petty limbo up in this bitch.
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5 years
Whatever colour Ariel is I just really want her to know that men aren’t worth giving up your magical powers for.
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5 years
I see that Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex is tired of you lot’s bullshit. By fire and by force you will keep Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex’s name out of your shit stain that you call journalism. ENERGY.
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chat shit get banged
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5 years
“Where’s Diane Abbott this election?!” She’s here bitches. Still seated. Still cute.
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BBC Election
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Hackney North & Stoke Newington: LAB HOLD #BBCElection #GE2019 . Full results:
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This is why Liam Neeson’s statement about walking through streets in Dublin “looking for any Black man” to beat up, shouldn’t have been brushed aside in the way the media attempted.
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4 years
@KimKardashian Happy birthday. I hope someone got you an alphabet book as a gift, so you can learn to read the room. ✨
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1 year
The perceived “niceness” of white women is literally how they get away with murder(s). It’s interesting in workplace dynamics who is allowed to raise a grievance and who is believed. Glad she’s being dealt with.
@PaulBrandITV
Paul Brand
1 year
EXCLUSIVE: The doctor who helped catch Britain’s worst baby killer. Dr Ravi Jayaram spent two years pleading with hospital managers to investigate Lucy Letby. Instead, they made him apologise and attend mediation with her.
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6 years
“Why do you have to make EVERYTHING about race” - Descendant of the people who literally created the construct of race in order to control “everything”
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2 years
People fighting so hard for Black people to not exist in fictional universes is very weird to me.
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5 years
If ever there was a time for Roman to seek revenge...
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4 years
Unless the “insect’s” other name is European colonialism, I strongly doubt it.
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The Economist
10 years
Could this insect be largely responsible for Africa's underdevelopment? http://t.co/0pb8a4GJww http://t.co/RymWEQGzA2
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4 years
This country has a sickness.
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Sky News
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Britain's Got Talent complaints surpass 7,500 after Diversity's Black Lives Matter dance
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4 years
I am not a “grateful” Black woman. Seeing that the Grammys tried to get Tiffany Haddish to host for free, really got my curry goat. The cheek. The temerity. The audacity.
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5 years
Translation: if I’m “racist” how come I’m helping the niggers out of their nigger mess??
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Donald J. Trump
5 years
Just spoke to @KanyeWest about his friend A$AP Rocky’s incarceration. I will be calling the very talented Prime Minister of Sweden to see what we can do about helping A$AP Rocky. So many people would like to see this quickly resolved!
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7 years
“Clashes” infers that there was equal impact. She bodied him efficiently.
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Page Six
7 years
Mo’Nique clashes with Charlamagne over her Netflix boycott
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2 years
The way English football fans treat the Black players when they don’t win, is why I don’t think they deserve for that cup to come anywhere near home.
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7 years
White owned brands looking at Fenty Beauty making all the money from the black women they ignored.
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3 years
When you’re Nigerian and you accidentally tell someone the date that you’re travelling…
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4 years
“Do you look at her and see a Black woman? Because I don’t...I see an attractive woman...” And there you have it.
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3 years
Naomi said she wouldn’t be doing the news conferences as it greatly affects her mental health. To fine her and seek harsher punishment is to confirm that the well-being of athletes doesn’t matter.
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3 years
Naomi Osaka has been fined $15K after skipping a mandatory news conference and could face stiffer punishment, including default from the tournament, if she continues to avoid speaking to the media.
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4 years
Nobody has cut off Prince Andrew’s money though. Interesting. #OprahMeghanHarry
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Breonna Taylor, I’m so sorry the justice system failed to bring the cops who killed you to account. 💔
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2 years
Where were the days of mourning for Grenfell.
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8 years
Took my mum to Wagamama for lunch. This was her reaction. 😂😭
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5 years
GUYS I DID IT. I ONLY WENT AND FUCKING DID IT!! 😭😭😭🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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4 years
Absolutely nobody: The Home Office:
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The only thing Charles has ever fought for is his affair. Not for his wife. Not for his son. Wild wild behaviour. #OprahMeghanHarry
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Using the Say Her Name hashtag when talking about non-black women, actually erases the specific violence faced by Black women.
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5 years
LMAOO Julia is shocked because a Black person has the audacity to know and demand their worth. Slavery is over Julia Hartley-Bombaclat
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Julia Hartley-Brewer
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Is that the same Stormzy who is a staunch Corbynista socialist but who declined to perform at #Jezfest because Labour wouldn’t pay him a £100,000 fee for a 20 minute set? Just checking...
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3 years
Lewis Hamilton was robbed.
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4 years
Particular members of the Kardashian family have been the biggest perpetuators of unattainable beauty standards. You live by the sword...
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2 years
Theresa May said in the aftermath of the Grenfell fire that “it’s not like we have a magic money tree” to help survivors etc. So which money tree is being used for this funeral?
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Prince. Andrew. Is. Right. There.
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3 years
Voting conservative because of the imaginary 200k salary you haven’t smelled but don’t want to be taxed on, and now your mum will have higher energy bills. Travesty.
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Sometimes for your own things to come home, you have to return the things you’ve taken.
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wtf is 'casual' about racism?! answer quickly!
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CUSSING TARIQ IN YORUBA IS PERFECT.
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4 years
The “C” in Cardi is for consistent. 💛
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@GaryLineker @piersmorgan You should’ve sat there and ate your crisps.
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@npeeksxo This feels like child abuse and I can’t currently articulate why but it just does.
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This island is small but the racism is mighty.
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6 years
Gaslighting of Black women AGAIN!!! “Does she have a case?!” Of course she fucking does. She is tested more than her non-Black counterparts. You can’t accept that she is the greatest and that is you all’s personal problem.
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Serena Williams is claiming discrimination after being called to submit another "random" drug test. Does she have a case?
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7 years
Society has spent centuries rearing women to be good wives yet failing to produce the good husbands who deserve them.
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5 months
Marching through London because you want us to get out of out of your country. If you’d stayed out of ours, you wouldn’t have this issue. You made the bed, so drink beer in it and shut up.
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It’s absolute trash to taunt someone about being 29 and unmarried when quite a few of you who are married, watch happiness dancing in the garden because it refuses to enter your home.
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So Prince William is allowed to keep his wayward behaviour private but Meghan isn’t entitled to keep her child out of the press?? You people are genuinely mad and you have nobody to tell you.
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The name Meghan/Megan is going through a lot right now.
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Piers Morgan who is a white man, is telling us that he “doesn’t buy” that the way Meghan has been treated by the British press and The Firm, is because of racism. When white people attempt to be the arbiters of what is and isn’t deemed racist, aren’t they embarrassed??
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6 years
Black hair is political. It’s shouldn’t be, but it is. Policing our hair is a way of policing our existence.
@BBCLondonNews
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A 12-year-old boy who was banned from school because of his dreadlocks is told he can return without having to cut his hair
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4 years
MY PANDEMIC INSPIRED MAKE UP TUTORIAL. ENJOY! xx
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Swimming with clothes on and then throwing accurate blows thereafter?? Strength of the Black Panther.
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White women weaponising their tears after moving mad. Age old. She shot and killed an unarmed Black man after she broke into HIS home allegedly mistaking it for her own home. “I wish he had killed me” piss off, he would get the worst sentence possible if he had.
@CBSNews
CBS News
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Amber Guyer breaks down in tears while testifying in her defense at murder trial. "I wish he was the one that took the gun and killed me. I never wanted to take an innocent person's life. I am so sorry."
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Sally in HR has received a complaint about Morenike. Morenike’s payslips can’t be given to her because she keeps changing her hairstyles.
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3 years
The only champion we recognise @LewisHamilton 🏁
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2 years
Rest is not a waste.
@almostbrenda
Brenda, NP 👩🏻‍⚕️, PhD 🤓
2 years
I’ve never understood people who love to sleep in on weekends. It’s your time off and you’re gonna waste it sleeping!?
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“I carnt be rayciss I’ve got miks rays kids”
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Jayce Baron
6 years
*Caption this*
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The image used of Nella is interesting in comparison to everyone else. The hyper-sexualisation of Black women is a tool they plan to use this season I guess.
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The more I think about this, the angrier I get. For the contestants who are Black or have Black heritage (or a fiancée in Fred Sirieix's case), it is so irresponsible for the #ImACeleb producers to package up a man who has expressed racist views as "light entertainment".
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5 years
Peak white woman behaviour. Of all the people with all the followers it is on the Black woman’s head that you want to drop the world’s problems. It was white women who voted overwhelmingly for Trump get Taylor Swift to fix it.
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bettemidler
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#Beyonc é has 133 million Instagram followers. More than double the people who voted for Trump. Wouldn’t it be amazing if the #BeyHive mobilized to defeat him? I also wouldn’t mind if a regular bee hive fucked his shit up.
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2 years
F1 has a glaring racism problem.
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3 years
@torylanez No. Quite frankly stop speaking the mind that you refused to fuel with sense. As for you who likes to shoot women in the feet, you are nobody’s voice of reason. Eat your vegetables.
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2 years
I guess nigcels have an ancestor to call upon now.
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7 years
In 2018 I am going to choose a random white family’s home and move in with them. I am going to claim the master bedroom and ban them from speaking anything other than Yoruba.
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24 counts of r*pe. TWENTY FOUR. But now when we say abolish police they’ll say “who will you call when you’re in trouble?!” You. Are. The. Trouble.
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1 year
I just remember how so many of you cried when that cathedral was burning in France. You wanted that fire to cease.
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5 years
Lol the conservatives didn’t realise that when they won the election, God would use them to do the exact opposite of every wayward deed they had in their heart.
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Sky News
5 years
Coronavirus: Councils in England asked to house all rough sleepers by the weekend
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Gonna be mad awkward for the first person who puts in annual leave request when this is all over.
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2 years
@torylanez See if the God you serve offers refunds 🙏🏾
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7 years
I struggle to understand why men think a woman is of less “value” once she has sex with a man. Surely that means that contact with you is what causes the depreciation. You are the problem.
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Adeola
7 years
One of your Twitter slay queens is right here in my house where she’s screaming cuz my friend is knacking the hell out of her life.. Smh so much for Twitter ‘fine babes’ 😒
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7 years
LMAO imagine someone you have beaten 19 out of 21 times being referred to as your "rival" Madness is doing you.
@Tennis
TENNIS
7 years
Is a rekindling of the Serena-Maria rivalry exactly what the WTA needs in 2018? Read:
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When Scarlett Johansen plays president Buhari in his biopic, I really want her to convey the callousness of this moment.
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@BBCAfrica It’s called colonialism.
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3 years
In your day Black people weren’t allowed to drink from the same water fountain as white people so I don’t think we should be using anything from that time as an example 💛
@BillieJeanKing
Billie Jean King
3 years
My thoughts on Naomi Osaka’s decision not to speak with the press at Roland-Garros.
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I want prisons to not exist *but* I also want Derek Chauvin to serve 15 million years. I will unpack this in due course.
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@amandaknox Feel bad for the woman who didn’t make it back from that study abroad 🙃 I think *she* had it a lot worse than you and your boo.
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Some of you only remember you’re christian when you need a crutch for your homophobia.
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2 years
I am disgusted that due to the racist bullying that @Sistah_Space have been subjected to, they’ve had to stop working. This is how racism operates in the UK. You speak up and the institution, everyday people and even other Black people (Nana et al) pile on to silence you.
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My heart is breaking. I’m so shocked that @metpoliceuk would do this to my brother. He was standing outside talking to his girlfriend when he was attacked in this way. My brother is asthmatic and they pulled his hood over his face. This is how the police abuse their power
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4 years
When we can go out out again, I will attend a @wizkidayo gig. I need to hear all my favourite songs from the album, live 🤲🏾🔮
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But is not free of coronavirus.
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That one that sits next to Piers like a mumu every morning...
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Finally created Sally in HR.
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This isn’t sounding like cost of living crisis fireworks.
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6 years
As an actor can I just say that she’s using the same crying pattern she uses on Jane The Virgin. She really thought she did bits with this monologue. Sit down.
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5 years
Beyoncé had to post a video on her page to let you know exactly what she meant by Brown Skin Girl. Can you see your life??
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9 months
Jeremy Corbyn is arguably Britain’s greatest politician. He wants for this cuntry what it unfortunately does not want for itself.
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4 years
Will Harry *not* doing the interview cure Philip?? Abeg run the tape.
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Still don’t believe it was only 72 people that died in the Grenfell fire. There are massive cover-ups about the extent of the government/council’s gross negligence. Four years on still no justice still no accountability. #justiceforgrenfell
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