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@KISST4R

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graduated top of my class at i just be saying shit university

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Joined December 2019
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@KISST4R
1 year
it’s always sunny in faggotdelphia
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3 months
i’m gonna start the snoopyfication of curious george like he’s sooo cute😭😭
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@KISST4R
9 months
her: are you stupid? me:
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@KISST4R
2 months
i support my lowkey biphobic lesbian oomfs like you know what? you’re right! fuck me and my stupid ass bf😭
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@KISST4R
3 months
@SPEEDRCER i’m talking about his sweet monkey son and here your horny ass goes!!🙄
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@KISST4R
7 months
@fairiesirens her peak popularity already passed four years ago why is she there?😭
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@KISST4R
4 months
i love looking at “shifting” tiktoks bc why the fuck are you giving yourself psychosis for WONKA?!😭😭
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@KISST4R
2 years
@ibuffys i would’ve sued for emotional damage😭
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@KISST4R
1 year
good morning :3
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@KISST4R
1 year
me when i find out people have normal hobbies and don’t rely on media consumption to fill the void
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@KISST4R
2 years
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1 year
i hate these arguing ass women🙄
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@KISST4R
4 months
30 year old situationship already called me four times since i left bc he misses me😭😭
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2 years
succession is ending so i blocked dasha
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@KISST4R
2 years
he has the eyes of a sweet deer and 2016 eyesbrows that induce both a maternal and sisterly feeling from me as if i need to protect him from the harsh realities of the world
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@KISST4R
1 year
he’s so sexy!! (he’s 45, he’s white which means on the brink of death, has a receding hairline, no longer sexually valuable, there’s a sad glint in his eyes as if he knows he’ll never be the man he once was)
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@KISST4R
2 years
kinda need patrick bateman ponysona
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@KISST4R
5 months
gaslit this ex buzzfeed employee into thinking she came out as nonbinary bc i’m bored
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@KISST4R
2 months
mad bisexuals in the qts…this is not a problem in real life it will be okay! you and your bf can laugh! lesbians having a little fun when they’re constantly glossed over in the community is an actual problem
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1 year
me showing up to the IDGAF gala
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@KISST4R
2 years
everyone is hoeless while i spend my valentine’s day with the loml!!
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1 year
FUCK woke up to glenn saying horrible shit during a writers strike
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@KISST4R
3 months
@justaspamacc05 thank you so much for letting me know spam this is HUGE for the curious george community🙏🏼🤍
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@KISST4R
2 years
wow nobody in the white lotus has suffered more than valentina…a middle aged lesbian virgin pining for a het girl is crazy
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2 months
@adelhansha you can’t be talking like that white baby
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@KISST4R
2 years
@thegirlcamus and i’ll be the first one in line to defend you!!
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1 year
gonna try watching the always sunny podcast without jerking off
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@KISST4R
2 years
@EARTH0AKOSUA fetal alcohol syndrome?
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2 years
@davidefinitely one mile?! be careful when it gets dark his face must be scarier
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1 year
mac has a long distance bf yet the amount of macdennis in this trailer…what the hell are they cooking?
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1 year
me celebrating my 21st wedding anniversary with my loving wife: wow this is just like the amazing spider-man 1987 annual
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2 years
me at the saying kill yourself store:
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2 years
LIMITED EDITION FACE REVEAL‼️
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1 year
fandomized miguel and peter
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3 months
@girickys i’m inside your mind.
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1 year
macdennis in season 16
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@KISST4R
5 months
prices are up, sex and nudity in movies are down…WE USED TO BE A PROPER COUNTRY!!
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Sex and nudity in movies has decreased by almost 40% Movies with no sexual content has increased from 20% per year to 50% (Source: )
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@KISST4R
8 months
oh this yaoi lore is crazy…austin wants callum but he needs that tiny irish which is unfortunate bc barry wants to eat jacob’s cookie so fucking bad😭😭
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@KISST4R
2 years
be honest who wore it better?
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2 months
@garlicsesameoil 😭😭 if it doesn’t bang in three mins i delete!
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8 months
he wants that cookie so effing bad😭
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3 months
I WANNA EAT HIS LASAGNA SO FUCKING BADLY😭😭
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2 years
i wish i had a penis so i could jack off to this picture
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1 year
this is sooo post modern and a commentary on our current society’s downfall
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@KISST4R
5 months
i’m not gay but the northern lights were so beautiful😭😭
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1 year
i get so offended when an acc has a fat ratio but they don’t follow ME back like oh I’M where you draw the line?! wtf did i do?!
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3 months
i just found out bob dylan is in fact not dead…his upcoming biopic and the way everyone talks abt him made me think he died already😭
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@KISST4R
7 months
millennials that won’t let this type of nostalgia go are similar to boomers wishing for the “good old days”
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Disneyland is hosting special Disney Channel nights with activities centered around hit movies/shows like ‘Hannah Montana’ and ‘High School Musical.’
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@KISST4R
11 months
let’s get him for the heathers musical instead he’s got a crazy look in his eyes
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@KISST4R
2 years
he looks so eldery here…but i’d still ride it till he has a heart attack
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11 months
well yes!
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2 years
When I get famous and I start dating Glenn Howerton please don’t talk to me about a weird age gap. I know what I am doing.
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2 years
@catrussy rosalia’s impact has gone to far!!🙅🏻
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@KISST4R
9 months
i should’ve gotten my dick sucked for these pictures😭
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@KISST4R
11 months
this must be how it feels to bust a nut with a penis
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6 months
omfg he’s a war criminal…nasty fucking duck
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@KISST4R
2 years
if the earth exploded in nine seconds this is the last thing i would watch
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2 years
everyone got that one oomf you would have gay sex with
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2 years
PEOPLE FUCKING DIED!!! THEY LOOK SO UGLY😭🫶🏼
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@cutebug69 LMAOOO idk priv qts are mad ig but like we need to get actual problems
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2 months
waaaait i lowkey look skinny here👀
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2 years
what kind of band name is The Strokes? what are they gonna do next? suck and fuck?
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@KISST4R
9 months
lovers are lowkey opressed now…wdym “women and men can just be friends!!” like okay but what if they belong together?
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@KISST4R
1 year
currently cooking in the they/them meth lab (hair salon)
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1 year
i do have hobbies btw it’s just that nothing makes me feel more alive than being a ipad baby😭😭😭
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@KISST4R
9 months
this is making me sick to my stomach…PLEASE PLEASE SAVE ME WHITE BOY BISEXUAL BIGFOOT!!!😭😭😭
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1 year
am i the only one that got excited at the narrator’s voice? trailers stopped doing that like a decade ago
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@KISST4R
2 years
got high and filmed titanic in theaters like it was a concert
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@KISST4R
9 months
there was black mold in my house when i posted this
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2 years
IF YOU DON’T LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF!!
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2 years
another slap joke…next years will be a gunshot joke if he keeps it up
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11 months
i went to a stupid ugly fa990t convention and they all knew you…
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1 year
it’s him
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2 years
@paddysroyco you’re so brave for tweeting this as if the sunny acc doesn’t follow you😭
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@KISST4R
11 months
my mom is weird as fuck😭she asked me “want to hear a joke? your aunt knows that you’re gay” like girl what the hell😭😭
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2 years
my predictions so far…
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2 years
a girls mexican cigarette stash is something that can be so personal…
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IJBOL😭😭😭
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1 year
i think you should go play in traffic if you dislike her
@silverxsable
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What do you think of Raimi's Mary Jane?
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1 year
FUCK I’M NINETEEN
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1 year
oh i need to stop commenting on his shit😭😭
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8 months
dog owners be like let me bring my slobbering monstrosity that disturbs the peace into your establishment
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kisst4r is so fucking back!!
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2 years
watching velma but only glenn’s gay voice acting parts
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2 years
i’ve always wanted his old man dick
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5 months
SHOW IT TO ME RACHEL😭😭😭
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1 year
no way his ass reposts this gay shit before the trailer of his own show?!?
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2 years
IF YOU DON’T LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF!!
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if you think about it the human brain is always tweeting (having thoughts)
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1 year
literally me this afternoon
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7 months
i’d be sniffing the FUCK out of his armpit like i’m an airport dog on a mission
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Enzo Vogrincic Gallery
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"No pasa nada" Un abrazo de Enzo devuelve las ganas de vivir
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9 months
@nickyn0mates the stance and the the tiny shoes are still giving toddler tho😭
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2 years
he has bewitched me pussy mind and soul
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Not now kitten. Daddy’s battling his homosexual urges
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2 years
do NOT look at the website i’m streaming the oscars from
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1 year
@charliekelllys we=macdennis smashing=fucking it=each other!! i can read in between the lines!!
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9 months
you deserve to die of a heart attack if you order this…this is the type of gluttony that the bible was talking about
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McDonald’s is bringing back Double Big Macs starting on January 24.
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2 years
we aren’t just oomfs y’all are also my imaginary audience😇
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@KISST4R
10 months
poor barry wants to be the andrew garfield to jacob’s jesse eisenburg SO badly😭😭
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he's crazy
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