I intentionally didn't post on my WhatsApp status today about my birthday and aside family, no one said a word.
Nobody remembers you until they have a reason to 🌚.
Desiigner went to perform in kenya and the fans stole his sneakers.
And i thought we have seen it all in Nigeria. 😁😁😁😁
He will have to Panda on his Paws back to the US.
Priyanka is 36, Nick Jonas is 26, and they both found love and her happily married.
I say it again...at some point in your life, age is nothing but a number. The relevance of achievements superceeds age.
From experience, you'll observe that people who don't wear shirt to fight, are the ones that loose the fight.
This punch is the type that restores your brain to factory settings.
APC supporters were low-key, now that PMB has been re-elected, I'm surprised to see that some of my neighbours voted for him.
This life ehn, if you are looking for Judas, he is at your backyard.
Everybody is happy for the Nigerian that Kevin Hart acknowledged and has given him a platform to shine..
This is a lesson to the rest of us (Me included), talent will take you places that savage replies and trolls won't take you.
Some people run mad for having too much sense.
This guy is so articulate in his speech, makes me wonder what kind of mental illness he is suffering from.😐
A yahoo boy was spraying money from the top of a building, down to the street.
As the crowd rushed to get their share,i joined them, i noticed an EFCC official also struggling to get some money.
I asked;Oga you sef follow us dey drag money?
He replied; i dey try collect evidence.
#Talk
by Falz is another woke song.
The Fact that Falz can shake tables with fear is just amazing.
He talked about MURIC
Politics
Jungle Justice
Runs girls
NYSC Minimum wage..
Thank God we have people that can speak the truth!!👌
The truth is,
@MI_Abaga
has the lyrical capability to destroy every Naija rapper that shades him but he chooses to ignore.
See how he settled down and flogged Vector with some hard lines like a Daddy teaching his son a lesson.
This is 'The Viper'...
People name Jack are very good at what they do.
Jackie Chan - Best Stunt Actor of all time
Jack (Titanic) - Died for love
Jack Dorsey - Founded twitter
Jack Bauer - Best Police Detective
Jack Robinson - Best palm photo collector to check something
The rest is history!!
Just in January alone..
Twitter NG episodes
1 : Teni 150k scam
2 : Burnaboy vs coachella
3 : Peruzzi vs Soundcity MVP ft. Teni
4 : Chemical broda vs Claire
5 : Falz - Talk
6 : Asiwaju
More episodes awaits you
....stay tuned!!
Being a corper, I'm having serious issues with the ss3 students..
These ones still think life is about flying their shirts and doing stylish haircuts...e go clear for their eye.
The first and only time I ate weed, it was spiked in Indomie.
I ate half the pot and tried sleeping , next thing.. I saw myself flying on top my mattress
Which class is your bank account right now.
Pri 5: 1k to 2.9k
Jss 1 : 3k to 4.9k
Jss 2 : 5k to 7.9k
Jss 3 : 8k to 10k
Ss1: 10k to 30k
Ss2 : 30k to 50k
Ss3 : 50k to 100k
University - Above 100k but less than 1M
Masters - above 1M - 10M
PHD - above 10M - 100M
Prof- above 100M
The scammers who defrauded me of N220K, have reactivated their account with a new name
@householddeclutterr
on instagram. Please share this to report them so no one would fall a victim.
I just got scammed of N220K from an online vendor, acting as a Declutter platform.
We (I & Wifey) are really broken by this as we know how tough it is to make money in this country. We wanted to buy a fairly used AC for our home, and my wife found one that seemed attractive
Davido stood by his Uncle during the campaign...
Spoke up when the obvious cheating was going on and even got dropped from service because of his political affiliations..
@iam_Davido
, your efforts were not in vain after all..
Bow wow was beaten by a drunk Lady, biten and spit on, yet both of them were arrested for battery .
All witnesses say that Bow wow was a victim.
If reverse was the case and the woman was beaten by him, 'Men are scum twitter' would not let us rest.
Quick summary of 2018
Jan - Sex doll
Feb - snake/Monkey swallowing
March - Accolades
April - Assurance
May - Transmission
Jun - Small girl Big God
July - Amaka disappointment
Aug- Na dem dey rush us
Sept- Everywhere stew
Oct- Atikulate
Nov- Pants theft
Dec - Were, where ,wear
😁
Acrimony taught me:
👉 Money can't heal some level of Pain.
👉 Don't let Family opinions, influence core decisions in your Life.
👉 A man with ambition may do crazy things, but crazy things are what makes the wealthiest people in this world.
(First day of dance class)
Coach: Can you dance?
Me: Yes Ma
Coach: We've gone far in the choreography, can you catch up?
Me: Yes Ma, infact..catching up is my hobby..
Coach: Okay, dance starts in 1, 2 , 3 ..go.
Me:
Nigerian Police: You are driving Benz and you are just 30 .. who are you..
Youth: I'm a software engineer and an app developer.
Police: You must be a yahoo boy, how can you own such a car.
Youth: I create Apps, Develop websites and make good cash. I'm not a fraudster
Police:
While people are dragging Teni for joke cursing this man..i see no problem in it, only the fact that he doesn't know what she's saying.
It's meant to be a comedy video, I guess it just came out wrong.
By the way, the guy reminds me so much of Mario. 😁😁
Kupe boiz have decided to start 2019 by dancing to Ohaa song..
Sadly, this one refused to go viral so they begged me to post it for them.
No vex ooh, I'm just supporting their ministry.
Mummy did not come here to play...
Flask of food, mat, pillow, full camping kit to vote..
If she can do it in the Church Camp, what is a polling Unit. Mummy must vote.
#NigeriaDecides
I found love in Obubra camp (Cross river), we planned on going out after camp.. Getting to know ourselves and many more plans.
Call up letter came out.. Aunty relocated to Abuja, I was sent to a village in the heart of cross river.
Long story short : love in camp is a scam
Thank God for Eba..a very multipurpose Item.
- Used as food
- As gum to paste something on walls
- To stone stubborn children
And best of all.. Eba has been a redemption point for those scared of taking tablets for ages..
For Eba, I stan 🙌
Any Nigerian that didn't hear the 'finger' story as a child isn't a Nigerian.
The story where a teacher shared sweets for the children and the boy forgot it in his pocket, only for his Mom to see a finger in the pocket when trying to wash his clothes.
In a relationship, all the little things count.
-Your personal hygiene
-Your emotional intelligence
-Can your control your anger
-Do you talk more than you listen
-Do you share your plans and goals with your spouse
-What do you tell your friends about ur spouse
It counts