@HUGOBOSS
It's clear that
@HUGOBOSS
HATES people using their name. Unfortunately for them this week I legally changed my name by deed poll and I am now officially known as Hugo Boss. All future statements from me are not from Joe Lycett but from Hugo Boss. Enjoy. (2/2)
Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak will be with us, along with Labour's Emily Thornberry, Comedian Joe Lycett and former No 10 staffer, Cleo Watson, along with our full interview with Ukraine's First Lady, Olena Zelenska -
@BBCOne
, 9am tomorrow - hope to see you there!
So
@HUGOBOSS
(who turnover approx $2.7 billion a year) have sent cease & desist letters to a number of small businesses & charities who use the word 'BOSS' or similar, including a small brewery in Swansea costing them thousands in legal fees and rebranding. (1/2)
A few months ago I was contacted by management for Harry Styles asking whether I would consider doing his portrait. I didn’t really know of his celebrity at the time so I said yes but I wish I hadn’t cause the whole thing has been a disaster.
He came to my holiday home in
I’m sad about Paul O’Grady. I hoped I might meet him one day to tell him what an inspiration he was to me: how I loved gloriously loose & effortless his shows were, how he proved you could be political in a light ent space and that you could do all this & be really, really funny.
I have had a lot of press requests for statements today. I will now make a number of statements which I REALLY hope do not get confused with the opinions of
@HUGOBOSS
. Just to clarify these are the statements of Hugo Boss, not of Hugo Boss.
The Sean Lock news has made me very sad. Of course his stand up and panel show work was exemplary but 15 Storeys High is a truly beautiful thing. I’ll really miss working with him and trying to make him laugh. A sad day for comedy.
The government are right not to
#banconversiontherapy
. I did it and just look at me now - a happy, healthy heterosexual man driving an Audi A4 and talking to people at dinner parties about the Beatles documentary.
A few months ago I was contacted by management for Harry Styles asking whether I would consider doing his portrait. I didn’t really know of his celebrity at the time so I said yes but I wish I hadn’t cause the whole thing has been a disaster.
He came to my holiday home in
Disgusting that those dirty little wokey anti-growth activists could interrupt the PM. I hope they were taken out and jailed and then deported.
#ConservativePartyconference
My old friend
@SuellaBraverman
has described rough sleeping as a 'lifestyle choice' I always thought lifestyle choices were things such as cargo pants, fishing and decorating your bathroom with a bowl of potpourri.
I want to see if this image I found on google described as
I’m SICK AND TIRED of hearing from so called ‘comedians’ on political shows!!! These are for serious people like Nigel Farage and Dominic Raab!!! Ben Elton should be ASHAMED and JAILED.
"Turns out [Sunak] is as much of a mendacious narcissistic sociopath as his previous boss"
Comedian Ben Elton describes
#BBCLauraK
's interview with PM Rishi Sunak as "an extraordinary, Orwellian, meaningless, evasive word salad"
My old friend
@SuellaBraverman
has described rough sleeping as a 'lifestyle choice' I always thought lifestyle choices were things such as cargo pants, fishing and decorating your bathroom with a bowl of potpourri.
I want to see if this image I found on google described as
Hi mate just realised I had one of your suit bags which incidentally doubles up as an oversized present holder
@joelycett
#HugoBoss
obvs I don't have a suit just the bag somehow, perhaps taken it by mistake and sorry will return it when I've done with it 👊
To my trans followers: please remember there are many, many people who don’t believe your mere existence is ‘divisive’ or that you are a ‘danger to women’ or any equivalent nonsense and that the T is as important and valued as all the letters in LGBTQI+ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Hi
@Shell
. Just dropped off a houseplant to your London HQ, it absorbs carbon which I know you’ll love. Anyway, I wondered if it’s true you’re exploring for new oil even though the
@IEA
say we don’t need any new oilfields??? Let me know hun! xoxox
GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL! 🥇
When a rogue swimming cap found its way into the Olympic pool, this man and his snazzy shorts sprung into action in front of 15,000 people 👏👏
#BBCOlympics
#Olympics
#Paris2024
Hey,
@joelycett
in the office we have spent way too long trying to guess where the
#GreatBritishSewingBee
is filmed, we can see our trains in the back through the window. I think its near London Bridge, whereas my colleague thinks more Waterloo East. Who's right?
@HUGOBOSS
I am pleased to announce that I will be launching a brand new product as Hugo Boss. All will be revealed on the new series of
#GotYourBack
on
@Channel4
I bought these ‘ladies gardening gloves’ but they work for manly tasks too! Here I am using them for drilling, playing a Joe Rogan podcast & shoving a flare up my arse.
If you feel they should be labelled for all genders join me & email the company at hambleenq
@blackspur
.com
I feel sad today. Benjamin Zephaniah’s work was accessible yet eloquent, powerful and often really funny. The city of Birmingham adored him. What a loss.