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Joe Lansdale

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Next week marks the last stop of the IN THE MAD MOUNTAINS tour. October 29th, Dallas Historical Society. See you then.

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Joe Lansdale

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4 years

I'm with Beto. Beto O'Rourke opposes Ted Cruz attending Biden inauguration after challenging election results

Beto O'Rourke Opposes Ted Cruz Attending Biden Inauguration After Challenging Election Results

Following the announcement that Republican Senator Ted Cruz would attend President-Elect Joe Biden's inauguration on Wednesday, former Democratic Texas Congressman Beto O'Rourke tweeted his …

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Vote Biden. Stop the bleeding. Lets put the country back together. Then we can compromise enough to make it the United States of America again.

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I hate than anyone dies from this stuff, but this should be a warning

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Had to put the noble Nicky, our best buddy, down this morning. Bladder cancer. Tough.

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Nicky doing the splits as part ofbhis exercise program.

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Hang in Italy. I love you.

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@mattyglesias No, they should not. I'm still alive and make royalties I earned on my books. My kids should inherit my work, not be given free to freeloaders.

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Loving Midnight Mass on Netflix,

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What I really hate is when a writer doesn't use enough fucking goddamns in a goddamn novel when goddamn goddamns are goddamn needed to tell the goddamn story, goddamnit.

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@Gabino_Iglesias And when you aren't poor, but have been. Once poor, at least in your mind, you are always poor.

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Michael was a great guy and terrific actor. What a loss. My deepest condolences to his family and friends.

Exclusive | 'The Wire' actor Michael K. Williams found dead in NYC apartment

“The Wire’’ actor Michael K. Williams was found dead of a suspected drug overdose in his Brooklyn penthouse Monday afternoon, law-enforcement sources told The Post.

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A refresher from last year to remind you your vote matters.

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Me and BRUCE Campbell on set of BUBBA HOTEP.

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Karen and me on our wedding day. Soon to be married fifty years. Been together over fifty

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Our wedding day 47 yrs ago.

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Second Moderna vaccination, done.

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Me and Vincent D’Onofrio at Night of Cooters showing. I adapted script from Howard Waldrop story, Vincent directed and starred, produced by George R.R. Martin. It won the short film at LA film festival.

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Me and the great Walter Hill, director, at the premier of the Thicket

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The Thicket Based on my novel of the same name. September 6th

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Me and George R. R. Martin at his theater. About to watch The Thicket

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@OctoberFerguson Question is, is this really true, and more than just a rumor.

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My wife Karen and I had a first date 48 yrs ago on Valentines Day.

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On set of Bubba Bubba Hotep. Photo by Keith Lansdale

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Our new pit bull, Rudy

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Hap and Leonard are BACK...investigating the disappearance of a revivalist cult leader’s daughter. Buy JACKRABBIT SMILE now:

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I miss italy.

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Anyone defending Trump who responds here, I just delete it now. This discussion after Wed is over. The dissecting of his assholism is done.

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Biden has a real tough road ahead of him, and he isnt perfect, but I'm rooting for him.

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That stuff tore up behind me, another pit bull broke in and did it.

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Me and the great Dario Argento

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Just turned in latest Hap and Leonard novel Sugar On the Bones.

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That deer will get your ass.

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On the set of Hap and Leonard with left to right, Director Jim Mickle, James Purefoy, me, Michael K. Williams.

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EXCLUSIVE: Tubi has begun principal photography on dark western thriller ‘The Thicket,’ based on Joe R. Lansdale’s novel of the same name, starring and produced by #GameOfThrones alum Peter Dinklage

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I lost my brother Andrew Vachss. I miss him deeply. We could talk so honestly to one another. I think of his amazing wife, Blood, Kin and Structure: A Conversation between Andrew Vachss and Joe R. Lansdale | Mulholland Books

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@craigengler Christopher Lee

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As soon as someone tells me they are not racist and are voting for Trump, yes they are. Support him. You support a racist.

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You dont get much sillier. I always imagine Jesus with a gun. Isn't it part of the Beatitudes? Shoot thy fucking neighbor. GOP Lt. Gov. drives around with gun and bible to protest COVID restrictions in Idaho as cases soar

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The Kings and I both have stories with Tall Grass in the title.

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@StephenKing He's a coward and a bully and an asshole and I don't like him. Golfing motherfucking piece of worm fed dogshit on a hot, dirty rock. One moment of class wouldn't hurt the pig dung sucking, narracistic, media whore, racist, flaming fart. Other than that. He's ok.

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Ignore the polls. Vote. Trump's cult will.

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Out today! @TachyonPub

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My most popular book

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Howdy. Read books.

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Karen and myself in our farming days

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My father couldnt read or write, but I was proud to show him the cover to my first novel and he was proud to see it.

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Julie Schwarz, my wife Karen and I back in the day. We are married 47 yrs today.

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Karen Lansdale Silver Hammer award. Yay! Congratulations Karen, my wonderful wife.

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@C4Ciaran @Nafizaa Obama is a fine human being.

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Biden is our new president.

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Cleaning out the dipshits one by one with blocking. Discussion is one thing, but people who have no concept of your children profiting from your work are beyond discussion.

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@Abookishdiaries You have the right to be offended and I have the right to not worry about that. Writing can be open to more than one interpretation. Life is just full of little disappointments. To think I was writing to make sure I never offended anyone would be impossible and soul sucking.

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So, what are the odds of me raising 800,000 with crowd funding to shoot and direct a film I want to direct. I want the actors I want, shoot in Texas, gave a screenplay, and a lot of free stuff for the film, can call in some favors.

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At this point I'm done with Trump supporters as far as twitter goes. You can't discuss the obvious with cult members. Election is so close to time, what's the point? So immediate blocking here on out.

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If you missed it, here's the cover for SUGAR ON THE BONES, the new Hap and Leonard novel. You can pre order signed copies from @murderbooks RTs and shares appreciated! #hapandleonard

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Hap and Leonard, Sugar On the Bones, arrives next year. Get out your vanilla cookies.

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Nicky is still hanging in, though he has been diagnosed with bladder cancer.

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My daughter Kasey and me at Crater Lake

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@senatemajldr You are horrid, Moscow Mitch. You say these ridiculous slogans every gun toting disaster. Your words are as hollow as your ethics.

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Last Voyage of the the Demeter is being teamed by critics, but I loved it. Salems Lot vibe, Midnight Mass vibe, but most of the vibe is from the source material, Dracula, chapter 7.

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Me and my son, Keith. My photo is from early 70s.

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Set photo from Hap and Leonard.

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The Thicket, starring Peter Dinklage and Metallica's James Hetfield, now filming in Calgary | Calgary Herald

The Thicket, starring Peter Dinklage and Metallica's James Hetfield, now filming in Calgary

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Soon to be filmed with Peter Dinklage. The Thicket.

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So many friends sick. Didn't wear masks. They frustrate me with the myth its not real. Covid is real and dangerous. Just wear the fucking masks. The econmy won't get better getting sick. Let's get control.

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Mucho Mojo Bookstore, Florence, Italy.

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My not Oscar nominated background role in COLD IN JULY.

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Wrote a short story yesterday about Leonard from Hap and Leonard. 3rd person. Takes place shortly after Leonards time in Vietnam. Short but interesting to do

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Night of Cooters shown tonight for short film festival. Adapted from Howard Waldrop story by me and directed by and starring Vincent D’Onofrio. So here I am with Vincent and a cool poster for film. It was a good night.

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Don Johnson and my wife, Karen, on set of Cold in July

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So, this asswipe has made his decision without the evidence. Lindsey Graham says he won't read House deposition transcripts

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Sitting behind Edgar Rice Burroughs desk.

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Me and Stephen Graham Jones at LA film festival

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Joe Lansdale

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CREEPSHOW'S a hit.

“Creepshow” Has Been Breaking Streaming Records for Shudder

Just two more episodes remain in Shudder‘s new series “Creepshow,” and a press release sent out by the streaming service today *suggests* that a second season is likely… “Creepshow” has been a...

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@StephenKing I saw them last election on my travels where Hillary was supposed to have it in the bag. Ever vigilant. Biden does not have this in the bag. I sense movement in Trump's direction. Subtle but worrying.

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Me and my son Keith and he has a handful of my books

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Happy Holidays.

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Joe Lansdale

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I have no idea if a petition to save Hap and Leonard will help or not, but here it is, and if you're interested, you can...

petition: Netflix or Amazon should pick up future seasons of Hap and Leonard!

After 3 seasons the Sundance Channel has cancelled this much-beloved show. (9752 signatures on petition)

www.thepetitionsite.com

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The LANSDALE OFFICE MANAGER

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Damn it. Michael K. Williams, Leonard in the Hap and Leonard show dead.

Exclusive | 'The Wire' actor Michael K. Williams found dead in NYC apartment

“The Wire’’ actor Michael K. Williams was found dead of a suspected drug overdose in his Brooklyn penthouse Monday afternoon, law-enforcement sources told The Post.

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On the set of Cold in July

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@realdanjordan Makes me like her even more.

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Howdy

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Hearing Obama speak at McCains funeral shows how much we have lost, how much true professionalism, calmness and intellectualism have been replaced with anger, pettiness, and just plain assholism by Trump the paranoid, Illiterate, reactionary, no nothing grump.

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Those Qanon followers who think Trump will become president on March 4 or going to be dissapointed again because they are dumbasses.

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Coming this fall @TachyonPub

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The Thicket, starring Peter Dinklage and Metallica's James Hetfield, now filming in Calgary |

The Thicket, starring Peter Dinklage and Metallica's James Hetfield, now filming in Calgary

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Joe Lansdale

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Thoughts are with the citizens of Italy. Italy is my second home.

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Damn. Everytime this guy talks an angel loses its wings, and probably a sock and shoe. Evangelical pastor claims people in Heaven are "crying out" about voter fraud: "Angels have been dispatched"

Evangelical Pastor Claims People in Heaven Are 'Crying Out' About Voter Fraud: 'Angels Have Been...

Evangelical Christian Pastor George Pearsons claimed that people in heaven—as well as ballots—are "crying out" about alleged voter fraud in the 2020 election, saying that "angels have been …

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Kasey LANSDALE and me

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Bubba on Jeopardy

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Nice letter to me from Dutch Leonard. Note how he had plans that he followed up with.

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🚨🚨 Important Announcement🚨🚨 8.15.23

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Bruce and me on Bubba Hotep set.

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Another idiot. Martha McSally refuses to concede Arizona Senate race even as math shows she can’t win

Martha McSally refuses to concede Arizona Senate race even as math shows she can’t win

Sen. Martha McSally, R-Ariz., refuses to concede her election, even though she trails her Democratic rival by a margin which exceeds the total number of outstanding ballots by the thousands.The...

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Me, my wife Karen, our son Keith

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On our way to The Thicket premier at the Grove in LA. Peter Dinklage, Juliette Lewis and other cast members attending. Should be fun.

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Joe Lansdale

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There's really nothing left to say about the election. I think another debate is pointless. Trying to get Trump to actually be part of an real debate is like trying to teach your dead aunt to tango. It's not going to happen.

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What better way to celebrate National Donut day than with The Donut Legion and homemade donuts 😳😳 #thedonutlegion

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Surprised to discover my daughter Kasey and I have written enough stories for a collection. Time do add 'em up.

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