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Jasmeen

@JasmeenD

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Not hot enough for Instagram.. but offensive enough for twitter🤍

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@JasmeenD
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1 year
This is why you should never take a man’s opinion seriously.. because they will still want the gwack gwack 3000s with a twist combo in private. If you’re going to be hater at least remember who you dm’d fat ass🤓 They’re giving dumb & dumber power couple ☕️☕️
@JasmeenD
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1 year
@yall_boring @p4vvluh It didn’t bother you before?? Fat bitch lover❤️ I personally like darker meat bitch boy 💀💀💀
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@VannahFrancess Like she could’ve stayed making pretty girl pop but she wanna be the other Eminem badly
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@earringdealer1 Freddy Eddy & Teddie💀💀 girl is running her own Alvin & the Chipmunks Band 😭😭😭😭
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@JasmeenD
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@amandabb__ Not abercrombie and fitch being talked about like a history book now 😭😭😭
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@PopBase -X Æ A-Xii -Exa Dark Sideræl Musk - Techno Mechanicus This is how I vision all 3 personalities
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@RatTrapFights @lopezadrian06 How life coming at me lately
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@lohanisgod My face when my mom asked me why the search history is all kissing videos when I was 10
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@LeArielleSimone Imagine you walk into her room & you see her smiling & giggling at her salad in multiple frames like
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@moochiegrl @shaTIRED Being an influencer is a disease.
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1 year
@PopBase All this but not a pill to get rid of periods???? I don’t want mine!!
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@JasmeenD
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@TheRealDrePapi What happened to just enjoying concerts???
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@auntiebaby17 @TheeDreadGod GURL FIGHT BACK DO SOMETHING
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1 year
@gencarloss @dropfwt Kim was kinda real for this ngl because this is meme worthy 💀
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@JasmeenD
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2 years
POV: boobs
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1 year
@womenpostingws That lip bite sent me to MILF heaven
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@somerichgirl1 @sukihanagoat This is what I’m imagining 😂
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@JasmeenD
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2 years
@jasonsproblems @furyofthegodz Y’all chose to get mad when it seems fit. She spends half a minute explaining how she is unbothered & loves Jimmy but y’all took a 3 second clip at the END to make seem like she got beef w him I promise y’all wouldn’t be so angry if you put this much passion into ur own lives😂
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@JasmeenD
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@constantreeling He is giving the same energy as cancer kid 💀💀💀
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@JasmeenD
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2 years
@Botcysincara69 @mewvore What is this photo 🥹😂
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@JasmeenD
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5 months
@fiImgal I WOULD COMMIT SUICIDE IF I LOOKED AT MY BESTIE FOR A KISS & SHE SAID THIS TO ME
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@PopCulture2000s Zac’s face gets me everytime 😭😭
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@lmTheReasonWhy SLIGHT??? IS GENEROUS GIRL!!! Meanwhile i got my titties to the floor ??? Jayda probably think I’m some creature & not human
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@NoCapFights I love that grin men do when do you something sexy & they have no words so they just smile at you 😫
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@snarkeigh Kinda Admirable tbh
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@asht0nAB The whooo!! Is killing me.. he thought he ate that one little thing just for his phone to say FAT again 😂😂😂
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@joigabrielle @NailsNCrowns I was praying she was going to correct herself 😭😭
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1 year
@whitest_injera I know she a did a 5 mins dance, ate 3 bites while her real food was on its way via doordash 😂
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@JasmeenD
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11 months
@KellyWontMiss Men are so annoying in these comments talking about I would also cheat like it’s funny. Like get a job
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@Nichelle_No_M_ @ElizaTheDame @TheCamrynNoel That’s the “my mom is calling our family lawyer ASAP” WALK GIRL I know a true bestie when I see a true bestie
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@JasmeenD
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@NotMr_Smith Cuz WHY??? She couldn’t afford an Uber? Also this hyper sexual personality porn stars & OF creators have is so tacky to me.. sex is fun but like do you do anything else besides open your legs ??
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2 years
@BangTheClose @SomaKazima Last footage of homeboy 😂😂
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1 year
@SaeedDiCaprio She had to go on tik tok to tell the young folks it ain’t true 💀💀💀
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@Av33ry_ He’s definitely on the list 😕
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@kiddrager All it needs is the office theme song
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@Kyla_Lacey Logged in not knowing anything about the drama, read this post & knew everything in a heart beat
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@21metgala This picture made me realize I have no idea who Zoe Kravitz is??? I thought she was the bat woman girl?
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@mrnastynodrama The shower ain’t even appealing enough to do this.. it looks like a dorm room shower 😭
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@buffys The blur on Debby Ryan was so crazy 😭😭😭 She really hated that woman 😂😂😂
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@PopCrave THATS NOT KATE MIDDLETON OMG
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@_uncle_gworl Babe wake up a new Whoopi Goldberg reaction video dropped
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@tripnf4ll Naw I get the nerves & want to cry tbh 😭
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9 months
@_LizTheBiz Explain what is going on with your lips QUICK MISS SEPHORA
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@iboughthimpercs Y’all can’t go 5 secs without showing the world you can get your pee pee wet?? We use to have hobbies, jobs, a LIFE
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@Din0Devv The new “shook” meme 😂😂😂
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@TheBaddestMitch The kid really said: 🚦🚨🐰
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@krazziK09 I need a beginner’s class because I can’t even touch my toes 😭😭
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@zurizoltan @HipHopTiesMedia Naww let’s not normalize hyper sexualization girl
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@notcapnamerica I hope he displays some sort of personality to have all that black coochie on him because he is giving nothing but another man who got a kink
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@GorgeousKitty5 Girl you’re embarrassing us 😩
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@thejadamoae It's worse when you take pics looking fine & they all come out looking terrible so your self esteem gets affected WHILE being out
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@Deplatformnaya She needs her day in court too because she definitely lured some victims into that home
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@charlieputh He was in a relationship this whole time
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@jushendo I’m late I’m late I’m late always kills me 💀
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@kaecxo This just shows me that love is supposed to be easyyyyyyyyyy
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@yzyupdates He was plotting from the gate 😂😂
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@MusicVibes420 @lohanisgod Everyone’s faces after she said that 😂😂
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@fiImgal At this point women don’t even want to love themselves anymore cuz ?? ARE THEY EVEN TRYING
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@thenicoleken I love how everybody in this thread is confused asf cuz i am too.. I thought this was a green screen 🤣🤣🤣 The white couple dancing confused me.. why are we rubbing on titties at a waltz for old people 🫣😂😂
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@notyinkv Penelope gathered him & Scott still ignored her 😭😭
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@aliengrl33 I love documenting my life.. idc if no one watches - I be in bed watching like I don’t know what’s going to happen
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@CajunEXYZ I’m still mad people thought Kim was winning this fight girl did nothing but defend herself Kourtney CAME with the punches OG forever
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@rodrigosworld81 She really was looking at the audience like numbers she ain’t getting on her paycheque 😭😭😭
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@womenpostingws They should be an option for big titty girls to give the remainder fat to tiny boob girlies in surgery like a donar
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@freauxmama Homegirl said “LOL🤪🤪 I’m still fucking your man🤪”
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@makaylam45 She was having all the thoughts😂
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@FATHERLUXX 12:05?????? GIRL REALLY WAS DAY DRINKING AT 9 AM ?😭
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@qxytocin The girl’s face at the end 💀💀
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@notgwendalupe It’s Jay-Z & Lil Mama nodding it out for me😭😂😭
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@notgwendalupe The silence 😭
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@TheHalfBloodLad She didn’t have to say all that but she did and I love it😭
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@offdatesla @buck_dodgers24 @queenveej He thought he was doing something 😂😂
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@niccoyat I deleted them for a day & they came back the next day because I needed dinner!! 😭😭
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@spinbackmecca I know that girl was lying between her teeth talking about how she never been in a fight!! Baby girl definitely did her time in a club brawl.. that hair pulling was way too smooth
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@KimberlyNFoster It’s definitely Aunt with no kids OKAY OKAY THE FUN AUNT
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@whitest_injera She is giving Dua Lipa & I can’t stop seeing it 😭😭
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@JomiAdeniran This is where I died because you can tell she was hoping he would turn around to see her THAN NOT ONLY THAT she gets pushed to the side after 😂😂 like I know girl was not use to getting ignored like they ignore people who ain’t white when they bump into POC thinking we will
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@jeniusworld2 Ron was that guy you met at 19 who ruined your life ain’t he🙈🙈
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@TheGnosticKnows @charles270 It’s the grandma pointing at the screen before falling & the granddaughter’s face for me 😭😭😭
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@kendallhosseini Just straight up flirting with no shame😂
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@iamaaliyahjewel Naw he’s so messy he started shopping without realizing it 😭😭😭😭
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@sIicksista YOU AINT NO DIVAAAAA - Beyoncé
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@girlsonfillm With Chad daddy in the back looking for his seat belt 😩😩
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@FilmUpdates He was putting down all of his flirting skills he gained right in this pic.. you can tell cuz Miss Rihanna got the ick & his son is trying so hard not to throw up😂
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@TheTitanBaddie Release Beyoncé shackles of putting everything in black & white GIRL LET ME SEE YOU
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@NwaBabyOne I thought it was just me but chat gpt is getting stupider?? I had to explain to them what multiple choice questions were because they kept choosing all the answers?? I even paid for the full version
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@THEEGODSONN All 3 can top me BYEE 😭😭
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Ronnie dead ass been the happiest since Angelina took the drama from him #JSFamilyVacation #JerseyShore
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@AVenusianVirgo Cute but like y’all hate each other that much that y’all simply can’t ignore each other in the same room? You need a whole ass new room to be alone…that’s crazy ? Normalize not needing to speak to your spouse always when you live together??
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@itgirlposts I’m still healing from the fact Ned cheated on his wife💀 Like wtf was all that about?? It was so unnecessary 😭
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@JennE_Penny His own home boii couldn’t wait to spill the tea he is one of the girls 💅🏽
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@AshleyAlonso03 @Brieyonce He went from being supportive to NVM real quick 😂😂
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@mainbitchclique The house store & picking up a mansion 😭
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@PopCrave Trisha Paytas is slaying this Halloween idk
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@JolCreator @ThePopTingz I always wonder what this guy is up to? He is a meme classic imo
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@mainbitchclique I know my extrovert friends are annoyed when they have to baby sit me on a night out 😂😂
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@kemimarie I’m so ready to be inside again 😂😂
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@sadevsdaedae @otgyana Lmfao y’all are ruthless in the comments saying “it doesn’t look natural but good for you” 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@fcknpeachh @emstuvwxyz You’re joking… please get some accountability in your feminism
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