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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

16 days

What the tennents tap sees when I stagger up to the bar for the 5th time in an hour

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1 year

The MLS is fucking wild imagine Willie Collum coming out the tunnel at Killie v Dundee or something dain this😂😂😂

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@JakeTS_

2 years

A steward at Dens once took a Capri Sun off me but this cunts got heavy artillery

Ped1888🍀💚

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2 years

Celtic 🍀💥🔥

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5 years

When ally McCoist commentates on Rangers games

Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸

@realmadriden

5 years

79' | 1-0 | Goal by Morales. #RMLiga

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

3 months

Steve Clarke has been absolutely fantastic for us. Superb. Played some of the best stuff I've ever seen for Scotland. However there comes a time in every Manager's reign where they can't take us any further. Think Clarke has hit the wall. Time for a shake up. Moyes for me.

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@JakeTS_

6 months

There is not one person that is associated with Rangers that has an IQ over 12. Every single one of them is an absolute mouth breathing neanderthal.

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4 months

Rangers died

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6 months

Click to make your day better!

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3 years

Hearts thinking they got rid of Dundee after winning the league.

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1 year

Aaron Hickey emptying his pockets when he gets home

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3 months

Why is it no matter where u fly from, or where u fly to, there's an obnoxiously steaming glaswegian family making loads eh noise on your flight

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3 years

Only supporting Dundee can you be absolutely shitting yourself for a game you’re 3-0 up on aggregate in.

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5 years

Scottish Premiership goals: Lawrence Shankland: 0 Sofien Moussa: 7

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8 months

What a result for united

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3 years

Couple of gorgeous bastards man

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2 years

@GaryLineker It’s a real shame thousands of people died building it.

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5 years

Gary Harkins second spell at Dundee

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1 year

Hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahaahahahahaaaaahahha…. HAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA

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5 years

A know we lost but that’s some class limbs

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4 years

MATE. @Charlie26Adam

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5 years

Walking into Tannadice tonight

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7 months

The Derry Juggernaut marches on

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@JakeTS_

6 months

Baka on insta. He must stay.

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

3 months

Dundee admin bombing parliament confirmed

Dundee Football Club

@DundeeFC

3 months

📆 2pm #Dundee1893

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@JakeTS_

2 years

I asked my German pal if he knew how many goals United have conceded so far. He said no.

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@JakeTS_

2 years

I have

Jack McLelland

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2 years

@JakeTS_ Never seen a support celebrate a draw in all my days

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5 years

Dundee United St Johnstone 🤝 Being papped Oot the cup In the group Stage

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5 years

Shankland coming up against Forster

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3 years

The only correct answer

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5 years

McPake and Nelms discussing the Johnson deal

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

6 years

There is a craze on Dundee fans groups on Facebook of people making up songs and it needs to fucken stop. Am ashamed to support the same team as these nonces

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

5 years

Craig Curran has scored as many competitive goals this season as Shankland 👀

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@JakeTS_

2 years

Announce Jack Ross immediately. Get a rebuild started immediately.

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@JakeTS_

4 years

Hope Dundee United, the Conservative party, Dougie Imrie and Nacho Novo all have a shite 2021

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@JakeTS_

5 years

Posh spice is a slapper Her fanny is a mess And when she’s shagging Beckham SHE THINKS OF JAMIE NESS

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

1 month

You can add “she said yes” to this list. Ya dancer.

Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

1 month

Tony Doc’s Dundee absolutely flying. Oasis reunion. 2024 is the fucking one.

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5 years

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@JakeTS_

2 years

As you can clearly see not one United fan cheers this last min winner against *checks notes* oh Arbroath….

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@JakeTS_

2 years

Mental how a hair transplant is bigger news than a manager unveiling. We are fucking massive.

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

2 years

No matter how shite it gets supporting Dundee every now and again you get a huge reminder that it could be worse, you could support United.

Dundee Derry 🇨🇷

@DundeeDerry

2 years

🤣🤣🤣

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@JakeTS_

3 months

Wee man's first Dundee game today. Proud dad moment 💙🩵

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6 years

@SoccerAM

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6 years

If only Tunisia had a striker sitting at home that could change the game

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@JakeTS_

5 months

Violets are blue Roses are red Dundee survived Rangers are dead

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@JakeTS_

4 years

Lawrence Shankland: 3 goals, 1 assist, 15 apps, 413 mins per goal Osman Sow: 4 goals, 1 assist, 9 apps, 99 mins per goal 🌚

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@JakeTS_

7 months

Dundee being a normal functional football club playing well and being normal behind the scenes is unsettling

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@JakeTS_

1 year

Only one shirt for it today 💙🏆

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@JakeTS_

5 years

Fuck Dundee United

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@JakeTS_

2 years

Wee man in his first Dundee kit. Proud dad. 💙 #NewProfilePic

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

5 years

Supporting Dundee is all fun and games until they actually play on a Saturday

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

9 months

Wouldn't answer the phone for £250k. It's about time we stopped underpricing ourselves. English teams have deep pockets now. 7 figures or fuck off.

TC9

@TransferCentre9

9 months

#BarnsleyFC have enquired about signing Dundee attacker Luke McCowan. The winger has 3 goals and 2 assists in the Scottish Premier League so far. He has been one of Dundee’s key men and the Dee will be looking at least £250k for the 26 year old. #bfc #dundeefc

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@JakeTS_

5 years

If James McPake had unlimited Fifa coins

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

6 years

United fans creaming themselves at a reserves derby win is the most United fans thing I’ve ever seen

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

2 years

Graysons best moment at Dundee was being subbed off for Byrne

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

3 months

All the best, Cammy

Dundee FC Players Past & Present

@DundeeLegends

3 months

Disgraceful way to treat Cammy - manager didn’t go to his testimonial - lost his squad number - released on a match day - putting out an article that says he’s been relegated three times and wanted to reach the club appearance record

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@JakeTS_

1 year

Fuck that. Fuck him. Fuck the royals. Fuck Hamilton Academical whilst we’re at it.

BBC Scotland News

@BBCScotlandNews

1 year

Coronation: Public asked to swear allegiance to King Charles

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@JakeTS_

5 years

Roses are red Tommy Wright is the fear

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5 years

Don’t you know pump it up, United won’t go up

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

9 months

One of Liverpool's most valuable assets... and Cody Gakpo.

Owen Beck

@Owenbeck02

9 months

Nice to be back💪🏻 @LFC

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@JakeTS_

5 months

This is the team we're winning the euros with, fair enough.

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

6 months

Would not be piping up like this when ur 10 points adrift and have a drug dealer as ur manager

Livingston Football Club

@LiviFCOfficial

6 months

….no concerns over today’s game here at Almondvale Stadium. See you all at 3pm! 👋🏻

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

2 years

That noise you just heard was the sound of 9 other championship teams shiting themselves.

Daily Record Sport

@Record_Sport

2 years

Transfer Deadline Day LIVE: Zach Robinson 'set' to spark Dundee delight in late return move ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

1 year

Found a cracking angle of this, though.

Aaron Hart 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇩🇰

@AaronHa41779692

1 year

@JakeTS_ @DensParkChoir Didn’t even get a good angle of it ya derry muppet

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@JakeTS_

3 years

I honestly fucking love Dundee. What a club 🤍💙

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

9 months

This is what all the uproar was about🤣 absolute circus defending, nothing to do with the ref get to fuck 😭🤣

Greenock Morton

@Morton_FC

9 months

🎯 Last minute winners don’t get much better. George Oakley sealing his perfect hat-trick in style.

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@JakeTS_

1 year

What a picture 💙

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

2 years

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

2 years

It doesn’t matter how bad it gets supporting Dundee at least I don’t support United.

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@JakeTS_

5 years

Benumin Kallman who fans couldn’t wait to get rid of has just won the Norwegian top division. Dundee fans just don’t give players enough time.

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

2 years

Big man is big match ready. Mon the Deeeees 💙

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

2 months

Is that RB the boy they were all wanking about last week?? 💩💩💩

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

2 years

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

5 years

Glen Kamara when he gets the ball in midfield

Lord Abraham Mutai

@ItsMutai

5 years

😂😂😂 This is why Africa is Africa.

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

4 years

Dundees new away kit leaked

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@JakeTS_

5 months

Scenes when it turns out united fielded an illegible player, and are hit with a 7 point deduction.

Airdrieonians FC

@AirdrieoniansFC

5 months

Although not quite mathematically confirmed, we recognise the insurmountable lead held by tonight's visitors at the top of the cinch Championship table. As such, we congratulate @dundeeunitedfc as champions and will welcome them onto the pitch with a guard of honour this evening.

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

6 years

Everything you need to know: We��re going to get pumped.

Dundee Football Club

@DundeeFC

6 years

Everything you need to know ahead of this Sunday's match with Celtic #thedee

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

2 years

Using the Tangerine Calculator Josh Mulligan is going for £25m. Class.

The Shed Talk

@The_Shed_Talk

2 years

No being funny right but looking at how much Calvin Ramsey had went for…another season under Ross grahams belt and we’ve got a 10 million pound player on our hands

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

1 year

“The way some of them are carrying on” as if he didn’t whap out Queen’s Park tops when we played them the fuckin dafty.

Richard Price

@derailedexpress

1 year

@from_dove The way some of them are carrying on, you would think so.

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

3 years

Had worse Sundays 🤑🤑

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@JakeTS_

6 months

@Sergio55Georgio Crimate change

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@JakeTS_

2 years

Dees on tour 🍺🍺

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@JakeTS_

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Mail Sport

@MailSport

2 years

BREAKING: Manchester City star Benjamin Mendy is cleared of one count of rape

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

2 years

Papping McPake and Wighton out the cup

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

5 years

2 and a half years on and a still canny believe Armstrong didn’t just welly it up the park fucking prick

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@JakeTS_

5 years

Dundee FC - season 2018/19

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

8 months

Hahahhahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahhahaa

The Courier Sport

@thecouriersport

8 months

How Dundee United's unbeaten away record compares to Europe's best as Tangerines rub shoulders with giants of Italy, Netherlands and Turkey

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

3 years

Fixed it

Lincoln City FC 🇺🇦

@LincolnCity_FC

3 years

𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗥𝗼𝗯𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗻 𝗜𝗺𝗽 😍

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

6 months

Using Rudden and Byrne on the graphic. Admin knows what he's doing.

Raith Rovers Football Club

@RaithRovers

6 months

👋 Wake up. It’s game day. And it couldn’t be bigger.

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

8 months

Name a bigger downgrade 🥴

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

2 months

We signed Portales u signed Kevin Holt

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

5 months

Said to my grandpa "don't worry he's shite" about 3 seconds before he hit it. Lol.

SPFL

@spfl

5 months

⏪ Virgil van Dijk @ Dens Park #cinchPrem | 💙 #DUNCEL 🍀

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

2 years

Choose your fighter

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

5 years

United fans showing up for the derby

julie 🐙

@jmcappiello

5 years

A river of plastic. Imagine how much this harms wild animals and the areas they live. Please recycle and limit single-use plastics. 💔

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

5 months

St Mirren's fans have our "Ultras" a lesson in getting your team up for a game today. Silent from minute one. Wee guys in the coxy tho didn't stop. Fair play.

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

5 years

I fucking love Dundee with all ma wee heart

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

1 year

This you

ᗪᑌᑎKᔕ

@Dunkm97

1 year

Clubs are killing away days, understand why it’s done but Hearts away is always one of the best if not the best. Motherwell used to take decent numbers there now what we get ticket wise is about what half what we would used to always take…

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

4 years

“Fuck it, I’m Sofien Moussa”

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

2 months

Only watching Dundee can you be 3-1 up at home with an average heart rate of 120 odd bpm

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

6 years

Doesn’t mind “Banter” Knee high, career threatening tackles are just “banter” Spitting at fans is just “banter” But oh no boo hoo some mean people said nasty things 😢 Darian MacKinnon is a wank of the highest order. Prick.

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

1 year

In the championship!

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