JACKMASTER @jackmaster Twitter profile

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6 years

Right now most of your pals are more than likely going through some heavy shit and internalising it. Too shy or proud or “ashamed” to talk about it. Take a wee minute to genuinely ask how your pals are doing from time to time cause that’s what pals do innit ❤️

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7 years

When ur tryna showoff a dead ibiza villa party to encourage your mates to come, and you walk into the glass door. I don't belong here do I

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7 years

Just chucked the prime minister of Belgium off the stage at Tomorrowland for taking selfies during my set and so it should be

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@jackmaster

7 years

SO HOMESICK RN. Check the guy givin out bumps at 01:00.

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7 years

Patrice Evra is here in Dubai and asked me if I had any Aphex Twin. Yes I can muster something up for you mate

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6 years

Due to the passing of my Dad earlier this week I sadly won’t be able to make my gigs in Loughborough (tonight), Robert Jonson (Friday) or DC10 (Monday). Berkley Suite on Sunday in Glasgow will go ahead as planned. Thanks for understanding x

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7 years

If Love Island is the highlight of ur summer then I feel bad 4 u

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@jackmaster

7 years

Always a sign you're in the right job when u see Fat Ronaldo in DC10

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7 years

Just bumped into a lad in Derry who’s told me he’s been in my house in Glasgow after a game having a dance off with me in my boxers. Sounds about right canny argue.

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7 years

brb just off to Berghain to play after Villalobos and Thomas Brinkmann on a comedown wish me luck

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@jackmaster

8 years

Someone has come into the club in Playa Del Carmen and opened fire. 4-5 dead and many wounded. Stay in ur fuckin hotel if you're here at BPM

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@jackmaster

7 years

“Sorry sir we don’t serve shots we are a five star hotel, not a pub. I can give you a shot of tequila on the rocks, but not in a shot glass” aye awright sgt buzzkill actually the biggest load of shite I have ever heard.

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7 years

Genuinely upset to hear the news that Leon from Gogglebox has passed away. His patter always warmed my cockles and it always seemed that even at the ripe old age of 83, he was a top shagger and he and his wife were truly in love. RIP old boy :(

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@jackmaster

6 years

If it was “by far” your “fave set of the festival” then why are you filming it instead of dancing?

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@jackmaster

6 years

Just landed in Tenerife and he vengaboys are playing in my hotel tonight. Result.

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@jackmaster

7 years

My uber driver has just stuck on my boilerroom. Five stars coming up for Adil 😎

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@jackmaster

6 years

You can travel half way accross the world and DJ to a dance floor of 20 people and still half of them are Scottish. Amazing.

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6 years

I DJd after James Murphy last night in New York and he went behind the back of the mixer and personally liaised with the Soundman to make sure the set up was right for me after us changing over. I had never met the guy before in my life either. There aren’t many DJs like that 👌

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@jackmaster

7 years

Someone is getting a raise!

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@jackmaster

6 years

I am not DJing at Prince Harry’s wedding party

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@jackmaster

6 years

My Uber driver genuinely just admitted he didn’t know the difference between right and left. He can follow his sat-nav but doesn’t know which word pertains to which direction and asked me to clarify which way was left on the way to the airport just now.

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7 years

How’s ur Saturday going? I just picked a splinter out of my pinky nail that’s been there for 3 years so I’m havin a fuckin belter truth be told

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@jackmaster

7 years

Tomorrow I will be voting Labour. I can't tell you who to vote for, but I urge you NOT to vote Conservative.

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@jackmaster

6 years

Someone who plays or makes music you don’t like is not a dickhead. They’re just someone who plays or makes music that you don’t like innit.

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@jackmaster

9 years

My 1 year old nephew just tasted sugar for he first time in his life. By the look on his face he's gonna heavy love gear.

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@jackmaster

8 years

This is a very very sad situation. Tryna get my head around it still. Thoughts and condolences to all affected ♥

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@jackmaster

7 years

Please do not expect 90 minutes of house music tonight if you're coming to the sub club. If ur mind is not open then please sell your ticket

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@jackmaster

6 years

@realDonaldTrump You’re fuckin bonkers man

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@jackmaster

7 years

Stop measuring your parties on how many people came and start measuring them on how they sound.

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@jackmaster

7 years

If the tories win and marcel doesn't get a date then THAT'S FUCKIN IT

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@jackmaster

6 years

More often than not, Instagram makes me feel like shit.

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@jackmaster

6 years

I’m tryna book local female DJs onto the same bill as me as much as possible just now. If im coming to your town and you know you play that dope shit then hit me up on here and ill do my best to support you.

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@jackmaster

7 years

Shout out whoever brought the flag of Barry from eastenders to BBK at Glasto

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7 years

1 of those hangovers when you dont wanna bump into ANYONE then bumped into Butch, Shonky, Jamie Jones and MaceoPlex in the space of an hour

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@jackmaster

9 years

Steve Aoki is my upstairs neighbour on Holy Ship. He is gettin fuckin terrorised for the next 3 days solid

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@jackmaster

7 years

@MarnieGShore We are all really excited.

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@jackmaster

11 years

Wish Gucci Mane had even the slightest grasp of English grammar :( would have made today a lot easier

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@jackmaster

6 years

U think ur cool then you bump into moodymann

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@jackmaster

8 years

. @souljaboy punch his fucking cunt in for the troops

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@jackmaster

7 years

The anti smoking photos in bali make man look cool as fuck

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@jackmaster

6 years

Mambo number 5 just came on i forgot what wee toe tapper it is

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@jackmaster

7 years

My brother got me a pair of socks for Christmas that say TEKNO ACID BEAT on them. Fuckin class. I’ve had them on for a week

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@jackmaster

7 years

Only in the north will you see a grown man using his single cabin baggage allowance to transport a sky box to Spain via a plastic Tesco bag

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@jackmaster

6 years

Thanks everyone for sending their wishes today. Far too many to get back to everyone but every single ones is hugely appreciated x

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@jackmaster

7 years

Casually watching Naomi Campbell dancing around to Ben UFO at DC10. As you do

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@jackmaster

7 years

The new Dennis Sulta tune he gave me last night is fucking unreal

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@jackmaster

7 years

Back at Coachella this year. A bit of DJing and lots of chirpsing on Kendal Jenner.

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@jackmaster

7 years

Yo @gucci I ordered some clothes from you like 2 months ago and they still didn’t arrive. Plus you haven’t replied to three of my emails on the subject. What does a boy have to do to look fly as fuck? My instagram is real dry RN. Please get back to me. Ps I still love you :) Jack

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@jackmaster

8 years

"I'll just have a couple whilst watching the game". End up in a fuckin karaoke bar singing pump up the jam till 4am.

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@jackmaster

6 years

Helena Hauff just blew ma fuckin heed aff

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@jackmaster

8 years

ARMAND VAN HELDEN B2B JACKMASTER - ESSENTIAL MIX COMING SOON - RECORDED LIVE AT PARKLIFE LAST NIGHT. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@jackmaster

7 years

Can't believe The Streets are back

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@jackmaster

7 years

. @Leighgriff09 if this gets 1000 likes will you come for a pint in the Drake and then to the subby to see @KrystalKlear on 20th June

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@jackmaster

7 years

Berkley Suite tonight from 9! A 6hr set from me with some wee special guests dropping by. Please come with an open mind. Be kind, courteous and respectful to each other. Keep your phones in your pockets and let’s have a fucking ball ok? You are not going into work tomorrow.

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@jackmaster

7 years

Warehouse Project Manchester you are fuckin unreal. Smiling from ear to ear.

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@jackmaster

7 years

Overheard in Seattle last night: "is that white boy playing vinyl"

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@jackmaster

6 years

Thank you all of you kind hearted souls x

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@jackmaster

7 years

A can of irn bru is £8 in Dubai.

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@jackmaster

6 years

Kanye talking a power of shite again

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@jackmaster

6 years

That whole 8hrs was recorded last night 👀

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@jackmaster

8 years

@tlange92 ur a prick

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@jackmaster

6 years

REEEWINDDD. The Circo Loco set tonight will be Peggy b2b Honey Dijon b2b Jackmaster and it starts in 10 mins. See u

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@jackmaster

7 years

Ye wouldn’t be long gettin frostbit!!!!!

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@jackmaster

6 years

Mad that some DJs are now changing their names to get top billing on alphabetically ordered line-ups. Ladies and gentleman that’s what this scene has come to. brb off to change my name to @jackmaster

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@jackmaster

6 years

If you met urself would you think you were sound as fuck or a wank?

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@jackmaster

7 years

It's still so fucking surreal for me to receive text messages from Armand Van Helden.

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@jackmaster

7 years

If 2017 was the year of the menthol clicky then I canny wait to see what absolute madness 2018 has in store for us.

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@jackmaster

7 years

So glad I facetimed @Tiga at 6am last night instead of my ex

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@jackmaster

7 years

@Joey7Barton @EddieHearn Did you stick a score on

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@jackmaster

7 years

10 minutes into US tour and there's a Celtic fan shouting "Glasgow's green and white" at me whilst I'm on the way to the toilet 😎🍀

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@jackmaster

7 years

Say what there's a new Jackmaster mixtape coming out this week

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@jackmaster

7 years

Is this the love child of Richie Hawtin and Kenny Miller?

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@jackmaster

6 years

Leeds that was one of the best yesterday. Always such an open minded, appreciative and energetic crowd that makes me feel free to go anywhere I want musically 😍 excuse the early technical difficulties and thanks for bearing with me ☺️

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@jackmaster

7 years

So many things I don't like in the one place. Hippies, glitter, rich cunts, shite tunes, dust, being nice to people. I could go on.

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@jackmaster

7 years

Gutted I got this hair cut to compete with Dixon this year on RA then they axed the poll

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@jackmaster

2 years

What an atmosphere man. Heads held high after that Bhoys.

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@jackmaster

8 years

Every show every 1 asking for sulta tunes and every show sulta tunes are causing mayhem

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@jackmaster

7 years

Let's just take a second to appreciate @Leighgriff09 . Take a bow my fucking lad. Anytime you need a guestie for the subby just DM me

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@jackmaster

8 years

@MDembele_10 @celticfc We will errect a statue of you. I will pay for it myself. It will be made of solid gold & the tears of rangers fans.

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@jackmaster

7 years

Grace jones has asked for coke 3 times in 45 mins

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@jackmaster

6 years

out to the lucky cunt who found my hard drive last night. ur in for a treat.

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@jackmaster

7 years

Yo we are taking over @WHP_Mcr on December 16th and it's a hugey. @numbers

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@jackmaster

7 years

Opened my minibar and it appears an angel had come in and snuck a bottle of tonic and a can of irn bru inside

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@jackmaster

7 years

A homeless guy in Brixton shouted "you don't belong here" at me last night because I gave him euros!

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@jackmaster

7 years

Just tell your work tomorrow you canny make it in cause of the snow

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@jackmaster

7 years

Bottle of wine in my hand. Off to see UR live in a 300 capacity basement. Rangers getting beat off Dundee. Oh life is sweeeet.

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@jackmaster

6 years

I’ve been working on a wee party with my friends at @WHP_Mcr and @numbers and I’ve invited some of my favourite DJs and pals along for the ride. It’s an absolute screamer.

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@jackmaster

8 years

Robbie Williams definitely loves a toot

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@jackmaster

6 years

Sergio Ramos can go fuck himself

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@jackmaster

8 years

How about u stop moaning about people being on their phones all the time and get some patter that makes them wanna listen to you? 🙃

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@jackmaster

6 years

@ambivalent Can you put me on the list for berghain?

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@jackmaster

7 years

This Mastermix 2017 mixtape is almost done. There's no Streets or fuckin Texhnotronic on it though, deal with it. 😎

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@jackmaster

6 years

Just arrived in Barcelona for my 16th sonar in a row lol. Numbers party at Nitsa on Thursday night don’t miss it

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@jackmaster

7 years

@Parklifefest We are fuckin goin for it

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@jackmaster

8 years

Caught a Rattata Pokemon in Craig Richards' record bag at 10am in Fabric. Think it was the only thing in there I could ID to be fair.

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@jackmaster

7 years

If Wiley is a paedophile and no one is doing anything about it then that's pretty dark I don't care how good his bars are

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@jackmaster

8 years

Big men with little dicks jealous of ladies with talent, intelligence, integrity. Trying to shoot them down. Im off to bed haha

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@jackmaster

6 years

The Garden at @circolocoibiza is one of the most amazing, magical spaces in “clubland”. I feel so lucky I get to play there. Last night closing that stage was one of my best Ibiza experiences to date. Thanks all who came ❤️

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@jackmaster

7 years

I don't really believe in guilty pleasures but I am heavy dancing to la roux - bulletproof the now

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