If I’m
@McIlroyRory
I don’t play again unless I get $1,000,000,000 and a 5 page, single spaced, 10 font New Times Roman apology letter from Monahan.
#merger
#golf
BOYCOTT THE MASTERS!
You think the term "The Masters" was applied to a golf tournament in the former slave state of Georgia by...coincidence? After baseball moved its All-Star Game out of Atlanta, The Masters, its sponsors, and its tv networks are next.
#BoycottTheMasters
I tell this to all the young kids. Get a caddy that smokes/vapes. I had an epic caddy named “The Judge” and if we weren’t sure he always fired up a “wind gauge”.
My dad took my grandpa “Papa Jim” to maybe play his last 18 today
@SdccClub
. First time out of the house in 3 months. He shot 91 and busted his age by 1. 🤜
The worst break in the history of sports for Casey here… an absolute
#pissmissile
that goes into someone else’s pitch mark dead center of the fairway…
#THEPLAYERS
I’m all for playing the
@usopengolf
on cool private courses we’ll never see otherwise. I don’t care if the winner is -20. Play Pine Valley, Cypress Point, and Fishers Island. Play them all.
I played the
#HondaClassic
in 2012 and was warming up next to Miguel Carballo the 1st alternate. He was loose and BS’ing thinking he wouldn’t get in. 30 seconds later Ian Poulter injures himself walking to the 1st tee and Miguel is in a pairing with Tiger and Westwood 😂.
One is chasing the career
#grandslam
next week
@TheMasters
the other made an ACE which “sailed magnificently into a rather strong wind, with approximately 5 feet of cut, whereupon it bounced twice and then went clank, into the hole” both
#slotted
.
What if Bobby Knight filmed a golf tutorial about how to play out of sand traps and we got to see the outtakes? It’s pretty much exactly what you’d expect. Which means you should watch this.
Katharine Hepburn with the best scene in golf cinema history…
Nothing worse than a golf movie where the main character has a terrible swing and we’re supposed to believe they won the US Open.
#golf
So the move here on this
@JonRahmpga
scenario is just to end the tournament and call it a 54 hole event. I’m not sure how this tournament is even watchable tomorrow...
I love Pat Perez even though he stole my sour punch straws on a flight to Japan when I was 10 while I slept. He’s well liked by his colleagues and I’m happy for him he’s 46 and paid his dues. The dude is honest about why he is making the leap and still has a ton of game.
#FTP
Special day to be able to play a few holes with my 92 yr old grandpa this afternoon. Grateful for everything he’s taught me plus he can still hit some 💣’s.
#WTDRP
2 Majors
1 Fed Ex Cup
24
@PGATOUR
victories
and a creepy 2011 photo resulting in a 100 yard restraining order from schools and Chuck E Cheese’s.
@attbyronnelson
There are like five guys I’ve played with that could go missing for 10 years, never touch a club and then finish T3 after being discovered in a jungle the week before.
DJ is definitely the most athletic golfer I’ve seen .
My grandma passed away yesterday and my grandpa lost his bride of over 75 years. My dad got to take him out to
@SdccClub
to play a couple holes today for the first time in a long time. Golf is good for the soul…
I was just informed that I have been assessed a 2 stroke penalty for unintentionally grazing the sand in my backswing on hole 15. While I’m gutted, I can’t wait to get after it tomorrow.