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9 months

One day a man asked Alī ibn Abī Ṭālib how things were with his wife. He replied: “If your blood was to be lawful, I would have cut off your head with a sword.” [Ibn Kathir رحمة الله: al-Bidayah wal-Nihaya].

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Not celebrating is being a generational shithouse now, no wonder people don't like arsenal fans on here

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Generational shithouse

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Rice plays like he's tryna not crease his AF1s

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Don't run don't trip 😭

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Reece James when left unsupervised :

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1 year

Didn’t go for 40 as I wanted something mildly light 30 wings and chips instead👌🏾

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Reiss🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 vs Salah🇪🇬 p9 90: Goals: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Assists: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 GA: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Pass comp: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Progressive Passes: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Final 3rd Passes: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Key Passes: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Take-ons: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Successful take-ons: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Carries: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Touches: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Tackles: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Duels W: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Recoveries: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Penalties Won: 🇪🇬 SCA: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 GCA: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Levels.

LFC Transfer Room

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1 year

Luis Diaz vs Martinelli per 90: Goals: Luis Diaz🇨🇴 Assists: Martinelli🇧🇷 G+A: Luis Diaz🇨🇴 Pass completion: Luis Diaz🇨🇴 Progressive Passes: Luis Diaz🇨🇴 Final 3rd Passes: Luis Diaz🇨🇴 Key Passes: Martinelli🇧🇷 Take-ons: Luis Diaz🇨🇴 Successful take-ons: Luis Diaz🇨🇴 Carries: Luis

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Saka in la liga with real madrid juice is touching 45GA itl.

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VVD come get your Aura back

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2 years

Pass your girls like Tiki Taka that's why they call us MSN

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2 years

No ones given us exciting football apart from Arsenals opening 25 this season.

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5 months

Sakas gonna destroy this record fairs

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Mo Salah is the first player in PL history with five 10-goal, 10-assist seasons. 5 — Salah 4 — Frank Lampard 4 — Eric Cantona 3 — Wayne Rooney 3 — Didier Drogba

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Go Uni Vs Generational Talent

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Primary controller and tempo setter, main playmaker. Creation isn't even the focus of his role and he still tops the charts. This is the best interior in the world.

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8 months

🔐 Martin Ødegaard has created more chances from open play (43) than any other player in Europe's top five leagues this season

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@arabangelx They're not wrong tho Wear the hijjab properly and being a hijabi isn't just the scarf covering your hair but overall modest clothing and behaviour Wearing clothes that outline your figure isn't in line with it and then posting it for the world to see is most definitely not

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@rafsenal You don't have to give a shit to be respectful to your origins lool nothing about that is shithousery

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Low testosterone outfit.

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1 year

why don't guys dress up like this?? it's literally so cool, no?

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1 year

Multi phase controller gets less GA than a final 3rd expert with hero ball duties. Wow!

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1 year

@aar0n_nt level above 👍🏽

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8 months

Scored 6 winners/equalisers with 1 goal total yakna

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Game equalisers + winners this season Wirtz 3 Elliott 6

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@kopper1997 @afcjxmes You're not allowed to speak tho

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@abzMCFC___ Managed for 25 seasons I think, never really sticks around and creates dynasty's but he's also the best UCL manager of all time not really a league guy

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@iamcobbina No age check first touch nothing straight volley to row z

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@_pkhumble Don't get caught for puss Don't die for nyaassh

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@abzMCFC___ He's got the most UCL titles and the most UCL matches won in loads of diff eras with loads of diff trams, not really a discussion

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@rafsenal Watching nations league yk what do you think I am

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@AJ__SR7 Give me a porto and city hatty

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@iamcobbina I just deeped it ... You're Lukaku

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2 years

Stop focusing on food bruv

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2 years

What is Edu Gaspar COOKING 👀

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So all the Martinelli haters don't wanna speak on Trossard rn or?

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@lep1ncheurr 360 means you're facing the same way akh

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Would be a fool to give up on this, he'll be back

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he’s acc a shadow of himself

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@afc1008_2 @AFCRithikk @Sjthefirst9 Locatelli too

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@gothamcityrap Football shirts* are certi drip maun JID is just that guy

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@abzMCFC___ Doesn't make me wrong if what I said is a factual statement and you gave evidence to prove it. Saying Zidane is hilarious like 7 of the managers in that pic wouldn't have those 3 with that same team.

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@vsburna They're killing our boys bruv its happened to every generation we've had since I was fuckin born

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2 years

Gerrard robbed of 3 points btw. That coutinho goal should've been allowed.

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@CurranBoP You are extremely old but people are also unaware

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2 years

He's probably the worst signing in prem history 😂

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Underrated baller man

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@G7NNA @harjodh_17 Guy made an edit of himself yk

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3 years

@gothamcityrap You're lying if you say you haven't sung that lyric atleast a dozen times

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1 year

He can't be the face of football elegance man. His touches are cumbersome, the ball gets lost in his feet a lot, whenever he's faced with a player it ends In a scramble or him spinning around.

90s Football

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1 year

Zinédine Zidane vs Portugal at EURO 2000 🔥

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If arsenal had Alisson Chels 05 record would be trembling

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Ngl being so fixated on rap beef is mad wet. You realise you have your own lives right?

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Cesc being this wrong is insane what happened man

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Looool former Arsenal and Chelsea btw

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A1 🇵🇸

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How are we 2 pts off man

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@iamcobbina @LickshotLippy Take a 12 week estrogen cycle.

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@ibrahimaalfc @abzMCFC___ That's still a fanbase? Plus Lille. General prem fans nowadays rate him more than they did back then too

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Grabbed the Addie of a Baddie juss like that

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This might be the worst lineup I've ever seen in the T5 leagues

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@abzMCFC___ Oh no he lost 1 of his 5 UCL finals (the most any managers been to!) He'd easily win those UCLs be serious

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Ø>Pedri

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1 year

These Ø > Pedri tweets are genuinely doing my head in

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** *** **** ****

Arsenal Pics That Go Hard

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Ramsdale has a chance to get back into the side after today.

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@Artetalution 70 more in wingback

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@3715Edward @vsburna

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@cmbftbl Kit suits him, got sumn to prove, has what we need I hear it

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@rafsenal Was on screen for 3m while we waited for someone to come down to run a movie buddy

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@Trujista I told you he's better than KaneKaku 3 years ago and got laughed at

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Martinelli hattrick and I'll lob Coque on the TL

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Sesko gonna completely outdo what Hojlunds doing rn too, which is very exciting. Arsenal really gotta sign him.

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Guys think I'm a premtard off this one tweet when all they do is watch la liga, I've watched more leagues *consistently*, than you can name. Getafe low block as if arsenal don't play against the deepest blocks in world football right now. And yes, Sakas alot better than Vini.

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@adamvoge Honestly Adam it's embarrassing! How dare we win against these teams

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@dreezabz He's a T3 CB itl so

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@abzMCFC___ @False_CF__ Didn't sane racially abuse him for being dark skinned

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@Holding532 He played half those games as a fb/wb

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Let me make this clear, once you have children your feelings, wants and desires become secondary/irrelevant. In no circumstance does a father have a valid reason to leave his child (unless the child is guaranteed a better life ), most definitely not to pretend to be a woman.

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Chris Tyson’s Ex wife says that their son misses his dad and that he constantly asks her what happened to him and where did he go.

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"Isn't better at senior level" hype

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@tiredharv wasn’t better at youth level isn’t better at senior level, foden has as many final motm awards as saka has real trophies

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@dreezabz In the league

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@dreezabz Wide defending box defending physically elite really good ball player actually smart with the way he moves and covers, he's Vidic in 2023 with a passing bag

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@user8837374784 Blame Raf for being weird for interactions

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You can have him in 25 years bro we got a dynasty to get going

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🚨💣 Real Madrid are seriously considering Mikel Arteta to be Ancelotti’s replacement. @tgm46

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@vsburna And Martin Ødegaard 👀 Was class today

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Oh brother this is gonna get me cooked 😂

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@aar0n_nt @alfiebiggs03 Titi faster w the ball than Mbappe and a higher level of trickery

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Saliba monsterclass to this.... VVD come get your Aura back

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@abzMCFC___ Make a million chances and hope that lamppost can bag the scrappy tap in or a header

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He doesn't start for arsenal

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How many midfielders better than Pedri? I can’t think of many, he legit has a case to be #1 in the world amongst Modric and Kroos

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15 year old Pele doing the first ever rabona football has ever seen. Iconic.

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@TrujistaSancho As he should, our DM

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Mentally corrupted and molested. You do not need expression, you do not need support. You need help. Gender dysphoria is a retardation of the mind.

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TS🍇🇧🇷

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@B4NKAl @biel_m04 Need Saliba to join in and COOK

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Been a ghost all game ffs

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Chelsea fans in the quotes and replies I love you all 😭💕

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@iamcobbina You spend that on Morley's alone

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@vsburna @AfcAli2__ Unai had the vision the mad bastard

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@midblock_ Patino has the tempo aspect Mainoo doesn't. It most definitely should be him, arteta better have the plan of dreams next season

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@LickshotLippy Half the "Left midfielder and right midfielder" games were wingback too yk

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6 months

Rather than maximising this, we pick Kai Havertz.

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All of Martinelli’s 15 PL Goals in 22/23

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You'd be a midtable RCB in a low block back 3 you weapon

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agreed until he said he could be a world class LB

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@damedontleave @nonewthing Hes gone for good

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@_BobbyGunn @aggzzx There's not really anything comparable to him, it's like Saliba at CB being the best CB profile of all time except it's all positions. He's a unicorn the way Zlatan had everything in his profile but he's got hype and predicted goathood like a Santos Ney had

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@aar0n_nt @alfiebiggs03 Meh Titi cooked every elite defender of his generation who was acc good at defending, walker isn't. Obviously physically and 1on1 he's been an elite unit so he'd get majority duels, it'd be a battle on that side for sure. Won't be a cooking but won't be locked up either imo

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Europeans Elites and GA monsters Bukayo Saka chills amongst them. Soon to be both simultaneously

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@LickshotLippy She's white akh she prolly 35 😂

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They're tryna put anyone in an inverted role 😂

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Mudryk Nkunku Madueke Enzo Mount Lavia James Colwill Badiashile Fofana Onana

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It's obviously mahrez

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You're playing full-back and you have to face one of these wingers. Who are you picking? 😅

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Took the ball outside with his left foot while it's planting mid step. To go left, in order to beat the keeper and get the ball, what do you have to do with your next step? Your right foot needs to come inside so you can push off it and change direction. Not a dive.

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@themodernera2 @TTrain1ngday At futbol? Yes

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@dreezabz Highest line itl but fairs

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@TrujistaSancho Bro passed his autism test 😭💕

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@LFC_Trujista @afcjxmes LFC in the name Man city in the media Assna in the heart Palace on your face

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