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@hstarshot

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Former political strategist. I like to shitpost, make lo-fi music and post about politics from an independent perspective. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
I like to shitpost. Donโ€™t take everything I say too seriously.
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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Threatening John Deere with a 200% tariff is threatening John Deere customers with a 200% price increase. Donald Trump has no idea what heโ€™s doing and itโ€™s very obvious.
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Huge thanks @ChayaRaichik10 for reminding her followers that Tim Walz helped to make free pads and tampons available in school bathrooms! Another very nice, unexpected endorsement from the right! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Pretty ballsy for Lindsey Graham to call for Bidenโ€™s impeachment while under criminal investigation for election interference in Georgia.
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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Multiple search warrants in one day... Iโ€™d say AG Merrick Garland has released the Kraken.
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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Regardless of your politics, we should all agree that stealing money from charities is pathetically low.
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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
Notice how quickly the โ€œconstitutional conservativesโ€ forget that peaceful protest is a first amendment protected right when talking about Brett Kavanaugh. ๐Ÿซ 
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Iโ€™ve been telling these stupid anti-vaxxers to eat shit for years and I finally feel like we are days away. The anticipation. ๐Ÿ˜…
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I donโ€™t know what Florida Democrat is running against Matt Gaetz but today is a good day to announce.
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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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JD Vance comparing Kamala Harris to Jeffrey Epstein is a great time to remind you that the Trump campaign is literally flying Epsteinโ€™s plane around.
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Am I the only one that thinks itโ€™s disrespectful AF for all these so-called โ€œpatriotsโ€ to fly alternative USA flags? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Stupidity is the new pandemic.
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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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The GOPโ€™s proposed plan for 2023 includes raising your taxes and ending Medicaid, Medicare and Social Security over the next five years. Your vote this November is critical to putting the brakes on Republican tax increases.
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โ€œIโ€™m not anti-vaccine, I just donโ€™t like being told what to doโ€ is the new ignorant AF.
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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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The CDC is reporting that 99.5% of recent COVID-19 deaths are from the unvaccinated. We may not agree on politics but please, get vaccinated. ๐Ÿ’‰
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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Hillary Clinton would have made a great first female President. ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Kevin McCarthyโ€™s stunt last night perfectly describes the modern Republican platform: Try and stop the Democrats from getting a win; even at the expense of the American people.
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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Hey there muchachos, long story but some shit went down with some rich guy being a baby, Iโ€™m Liam Nissanโ„ข now or at least pretending to be. #FreeLiamNissan
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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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You want to hear a joke? Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
Stop electing uneducated people to positions of power. This is why we canโ€™t have nice things!
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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
To err is human, to err repeatedly is Republican.
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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Ukrainians have courage and grit that America used to have. Their story is inspiring and should serve as a reminder about what fighting for freedom actually looks like.
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Iโ€™m still in awe of Stacey Abrams. She didnโ€™t just impact Georgia; she impacted the country! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿปโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘
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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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The same people that tell you not to talk politics are the ones that will benefit from your silence.
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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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I suffer from an anxiety disorder. Iโ€™m sharing for the first time because if you do too; you should know there are many of us out here. You are not alone. โค๏ธ
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The Villages hosting Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz seems like a form of elder abuse.
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Adam Kinzinger deserves respect for his handling of Kevin McCarthyโ€™s threats toward him over the January 6th commission. Who gives a shit? Indeed. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Tucker Carlson is the virus. #FoxNews is the host.
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Not teaching kids about the history of racial injustices that were law in this country breeds generational ignorance.
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Hey my muchachos, be sure to start all tweets with โ€œHey my muchachos,โ€ we need maximum obfuscation from a certain โ€œfreedom of speechโ€ billionaire. #FreeLiamNissan
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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Happy Friday! Happier Friday if we indict Roger Stone, Matt Gaetz and Rudy Giuliani.
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Jim Jordan spent 5300 days in Congress accomplishing nothing and being paid over $2 million salary to do it. That doesnโ€™t sound fiscally conservative. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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CNN: I donโ€™t know why anyone would listen to Tucker Carlson about the vaccine over medical experts. Me: I donโ€™t know why anyone would listen to Tucker Carlson period.
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Did the Republicans think we forgot about pedophile Matt Gaetz, serial rapist enabler Jim Jordan and President Pussy-Grabber? ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Trickle down economics are a hoax by the rich and powerful.
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With reports that Russia is now shelling Europeโ€™s largest nuclear power plant in Ukraine, itโ€™s time for every country to reconsider what weโ€™re willing to accept. Putin wonโ€™t stop unless heโ€™s made to stop.
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Matt Gaetz claims sex crimes investigation is a witch hunt. Predictably right on Q.
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Sending two of our worst Senators to Israel doesnโ€™t exactly seem like a recipe for good relations.
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Iโ€™ve violated my own HIPAA rights by telling you that Iโ€™m vaccinated. I will buy myself a beer as an apology. ๐Ÿป
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Frankly, Anaheim did put America first today.
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Kevin McCarthy is the type of coward that begs for help during a domestic terrorist attack, gets denied and still worships the man that did both.
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If the tables were turned on January 6th, Republicans wouldโ€™ve responded swiftly and harshly. Democrats, gloves off already. ๐ŸฅŠ
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Gloves off, Democrats. ๐ŸฅŠ They think weโ€™re weak. Prove them wrong. #VoteBlue2022 ๐Ÿ—ณ
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Imagine being such a loser you that you come to the defense of serial rapist, Bill Cosby to โ€œown the libsโ€.
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It is deeply ironic that people that fear Communism continue to march around with large guns making us look like a Communist police state that they fear.
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When you hear 21,000 people in Florida were diagnosed with COVID-19 today, remember that ~382 just received a terminal diagnosis. Thanks DeSantis.
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Hey Liamโ€™s muchachos, itโ€™s been fun but some shit went down and basically Iโ€™m Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ again. I was just taking Liam Nissanโ„ข out for a test drive. #FreeLiamNissan
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Dan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Want to hear another joke? Rand Paul.
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One year ago, I started this account; motivated by a sitting President lying about an election. History taught me what that meant and it almost always ends the same way: violence. I now have 30K people connected here and Iโ€™m grateful for every one of you amazing people! ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป
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Make no mistake, Republican leadership is well aware we have a climate crisis. They lie because they donโ€™t care. Iโ€™ll give you one guess why...
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Randomly announcing โ€œIโ€™m not into golden showers.โ€ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ
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Ron Johnson is what you get for feeding a Kremlin after midnight.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been permanently suspended from Twitter for spreading misinformation. Cue the โ€œconservative voices are being silencedโ€ takes. ๐Ÿ™„
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Matt Gaetz is the frat boy that you warned your friends about.
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There are 20 Republican Senate seats up for election in the mid-terms and some of them are winnable. If youโ€™re a blue dot, letโ€™s connect. Iโ€™m partnering directly with candidates to amplify their messages. ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป
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Michael Flynn just outed himself as anti-First Amendment. Yeah dude, we know. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
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I learned today that freedom of religion is apparently a woke ideology. ๐Ÿ˜†
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The former President all but asked the DOJ to โ€œstand back and stand byโ€ for his coup. #LockHimUp
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Republicans that support the capitalist free market sure do like to blame President Biden for gas and lumber prices.
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Iโ€™m not going to defend Andrew Cuomo just because heโ€™s in the same political party. Itโ€™s not a goddamn cult. This shit isnโ€™t hard.
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Kevin McCarthy wonโ€™t even be in the House, let alone Speaker, if we elect Bruno Amato... thatโ€™s worth $5 to me.
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Stacey Abrams is proof that one person can make a difference. Change has a new role model. ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘
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Mammas don't let your babies grow up to be Matt Gaetz.
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An absolutely wild side effect of my COVID-19 vaccine is not dying from a virus thatโ€™s killed 4M+ globally. Donโ€™t give up your shot. ๐Ÿ’‰
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The Catholic Church covered up sexual predators for decades; some sins canโ€™t be washed away.
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Iโ€™ll always be thankful for Nancy Pelosi starting the โ€œKevin McCarthy (Q-CA)โ€ trend in a press release ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
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I got a vasectomy years ago. Imagine that suddenly being a criminal offense.
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Those attending the ceremony for #ReinstatementDay will be required to show proof of vaccination.
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Texas is trailing top U.S. states by 20% points in COVID-19 vaccinations. ๐Ÿ’‰ This isnโ€™t a border issue; itโ€™s an education one.
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Barack Obama was an amazing President for the United States! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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If youโ€™re looking to sabotage the Presidentโ€™s COVID-19 vaccination goals for political clout at the expense of public health then you might be Senator Rand Paul.
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Somewhere a hysterical person just pulled their accomplice into a closet and shrieked โ€œthey know about the burner phones!โ€ while frantically waiving their arms. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Sidney Powell has a new biggest fan. His name is Merrick Garland.
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I stand with our military, their families and POTUS after what happened in Afghanistan today. ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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A 2013 study indicated that the U.S. could see $83.5 billion annually if we #TaxTheChurches . Adjusted for inflation thatโ€™s about $98 billion annually today. Separate church and state! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
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Itโ€™s completely normal and not at all insane that the President of the United States wanted to execute a staff member. #BunkerBoyTrump
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