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Death asked if I could keep a secret. I said no, I will share it with everyone. Death laughed and showed me things there is no language for. Then we laughed. 01

Whistler, British Columbia
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@GuntherEagleman Swim Thick. I believe this explains 100% obesity.
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@DUC916KEN A tazer would have made that easier.
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@MarioNawfal It's a feel good shooting video. Glad to see some child predators are dealt with.
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@StolenFreedoms @VidsBanned Give the Indian citizenship, deport the perp even if he's American.
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@ElijahSchaffer I'm in Canada. It's a criminal offense to notice what you're suggesting.
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@GigaBasedDad Dude, don't forget to sign your card! Security is important.
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@AlboIsPM So it took 13 hours for you to come back and post? Yup, you are a politician.
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@Humanbydesign3 Say what it is or don't bother posting. I'd unfollow but already don't follow.
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@TheFigen_ Full video slowed to 1/100 speed. (22'57") Must be CGI. Anyone know?
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@FarmGirlCarrie Yes, yes I do.
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@GarbageHuman23 Consider me NOT horny.
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@toobaffled Not this election cycle, but eventually he'll stop voting. Democrats "suddenly" need illegals.
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@ukrainiansquad No. Never did.
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@CatchUpFeed There is a pill. It's called a reality pill, though it can be hard to swallow.
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@Leonarda_Jonie @Gentilenewsnet Probably. Victims gotta victim.
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@Rainmaker1973 He's probably fast because he got beaten up at school a lot.
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@liberal_party Arson is not climate change.
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@WallStreetSilv I drive a school bus. Kids are increasingly seeing through what is going on. They're starting to stand up.
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@BenBankas That's offensive on many levels. {follow}
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@goddeketal I couldn't add five.
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@Humanbydesign3 @RjNol The guy in the tent that you won't find pictures of.
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@ThebestFigen Watched this on the shitter, about to jump into the shower. My shower has a bar of soap I use for body and hair. Full stop, the end. This video is completely foreign to me.
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@TaraBull808 If it's real then it is also nice to see so many Democrats all in one place without masks and not setting anything on fire.
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@liberal_party I swear that every post from this account pushes me toward the Conservative party.
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@ukrainiansquad Not warriors. CHILDREN.
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@ukrainiansquad Never did support Ukraine. (Canada)
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@yashar @realJennaEllis Oh good, the FBI is on the case. I'm certain they'll be helpful. {sarcasm}
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@GandhiAOC That's exactly the sort of thing my mother would have done in the 70's/80's. FFS, vinegar and salt won't kill anyone.
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@real_shirelass Churchill was a massive war criminal, far worse than moustache man.
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@MichaelCra21717 @GuntherEagleman Swimming is physical activity. It's food and pharmaceuticals.
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@IdiotsInCamera Frame by frame
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@ryangerritsen No. No. They're chanting, "From the rooftop to the street."
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@TGrammie2 @kylenabecker By design. They end up on the bench by design.
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@Sadie_NC @PecanC8 I'd personally take in three dogs for every single illegal that leaves.
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@nftbadger I paused. His upstretched arms seem to dislocate his shoulders, or simply negate them.
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@myhiddenvalue Ibogaine gave me my life back after complex PTSD.
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@classicsgroyp @libsoftiktok Also racist. I'm fat phobic, bigoted and racist. Probably antisemitic too depending on the current definition.
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@KatKanada_TM Useful idiots are three boosters in, give or take. They'll be turned violent as well before this is done. I think it's too late for them at this point.
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@FadeHubb By that math I am already owed billions.
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@AMERICAUNI_CORN @GuntherEagleman Yoiks. I didn't look it up. Won't be looking for more. I also had no idea it was anything.
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@_Useless_Tree_ @SharpFootball Heck, it was BBC that knew about building 7 twenty minutes before it came down.
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@WHOWPRO Masks are a form of psychological control. They could be made of metal, not about a virus.
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@Xx17965797N Left arm did nothing noticeable, but the right?!! I felt my sinus drain, it worked. I've tried again, seems to work. Im shocked and very pleased.
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@Sadie_NC Not looking and too old to consider another child, but wouldn't date a vaccinated woman. Both shedding and their inability to think critically makes them a hard pass.
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@OccamsDagger @WriteEditPJ Do you feel the same about kids taking martial arts? They're just learning to be killers? No. They are learning respect for firearms. It's a good thing.
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@NatCon2022 Buried up to the neck at low tide. The ocean is right there.
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@aussiecossack Flash forward four days...
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🇺🇦🇷🇺‼️🚨 MUST WATCH: Freshly mobilized Ukranian soldier is desperate and doesn’t know what to do. He published this video so his colleagues can be identified by their relatives. -> The reality of the forceful mobilization! People are grabbed like animals off the streets and end
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@RadioGenoa Clearly doctor.
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@ElijahSchaffer How about a steak? Hamburger? Anyone wash hamburger? Same with chicken. No.
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@jess_traviss @DUC916KEN And shaved 25 seconds off the video.
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@liberal_party I didn't need another reason to vote Conservative.
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@HotepJesus Gaddafi had the Amazonian Guard, an all female security team. They were pretty bad ass. The SS female security looks a bit green.
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@JebraFaushay Good speech. Watched beginning to end.
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@Tuuruu2002 @GoatRoper911 Depends on the judge. Guy with knife was backing up, retreating. That was self defense.
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@CoryBMorgan @ABMarkThomas1 I make over $60k and can't afford bacon. Forget real estate on $60k.
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@fightwithmemes Including YouTube
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@JebraFaushay Agreed. Jill is so elegant, cover of Vogue material. Donald Trump is a billionaire. Melania shouldn't look like she pulls her outfits off the rack at goodwill.
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@TonySeruga You'd be Seth Rich'd.
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@TrueNorthCentre That might get me to move back to Quebec. I fought separation the last time, would support it now.
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@liberal_party Oh, is there space for me in Canada again, or am I still a misogynist racist Canada doesn't have space for because I refused a medical experiment?
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@AreOhEssEyeEe Blocked official, CBC and NBC.
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@AnthonyCumia He's a kid and I believe special needs. He's out of bounds.
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@Maddy_Dychtwald Always? Even boomers age and die.
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@MAGA__Patriot Was that actually said on CNN?
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@LibertyPillMeme @EndWokeness I would take my child "on vacation" somewhere like Costa Rica (I've lived there before) where this nonsense isn't tolerated, then I wouldn't leave until they were an adult.
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@kenklippenstein That happens when you end your calls with, "How can I stay mad at you? I can't, that's how. Talk soon, clicking send on that transfer now."
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@PierrePoilievre It's especially hard to start a family when your twelve year old self cut "their" penis off, a real challenge.
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@Leonardaisfunny Doesn't have to be this OR that, it can be this AND that. Let them sort it out without outside assistance.
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@sergioa94679493 It's a terrible argument. Most of us have had a cup of coffee on an airplane.
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@MJTruthUltra @LoneStar_Lou And very soon questioning the official 9/11 narrative could be illegal. 🤐
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@Leonardaisfunny Meunchausen moms notwithstanding.
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@ExcclesiaLatin Only 2% of white Americans owned slaves. At the same 40% of another group owned slaves. Which Americans owe reparations, Chief?
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@BGatesIsaPyscho The video playback speed increases, look at camera movements.
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@SBC1776 @idontexistTore @VP I didn't get vaccinated. It cost me tens of thousands in lost income and prevented me from leaving Canada, flying, taking a ferry, and etc. Prosecute everyone who pushed it.
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@frogNscorpion If I had a rental property and someone told me they'd been kicked out of every place they've lived I'd keep looking.
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@Matt_Pinner Older in fact. My first computer was the brand new Commodore Vic-20. My first IBM was an 8086 with a 2MB hard drive and a monochrome monitor.
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@iluminatibot I drive a school bus. I can't touch my phone when I'm driving, but can use it to play music on the bus. This song is in the punishment Playlist.
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@adopt_furbabies @DUC916KEN She didn't have tusks and a trunk. I anticipate she'd feel it.
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@RakeMichae44963 @TaraBull808 Trials are expensive. She should get a tax rebate.
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@EscanorReloaded 800 million multiplied by two hours to cremate per cadaver spread out over two years suggests they had 91,324 ovens rocking 24x7. I'm not buying 800 million. No sir. 91,324 ovens
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@SomaKazima It's going to be a painful walk to the bus what with the car being repossessed.
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@Partisangirl @RepBrianMast Oh no, not my gentiles!
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@TheMossadIL From the rooftop to the street, LGBT will be free.
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@liberal_party Bite me again with your false narrative. Go ahead. Go ahead.
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@Rothmus I once owned a successful hot dog cart, The Weenie Wagon. I would mock anyone over 12 who put ketchup on their dog. Adults get mustard, relish and onion, or a chili and cheese dog.
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@SBakerMD @joeroganhq 25 years in the business. Hungry people get grumpy, especially diabetics. A little bread improves the mood and costs very little. The rest sound like bunk.
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@nypost I'd like to see arrests following Epstein's passing, but OK.
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@QudsNen And so it begins...
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@CheeseheadBrian Who's going to tell him about AI?
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@f_pitt2000 @MemementoGuy Gave up two hours into it.
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@OopsGuess @jacksonhinklle Does the CIA control the Taliban and the DOD control ISIS or is it the other way around. Regardless the US isn't trying to defeat them.
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@GarbageHuman24 Never used to be like this. I blame food and pharmaceuticals.
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