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3 months
@sophiefernley Men got really mad at this tweet. Which only strengthens your point.
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@LesDennis You were right, Les. I’m not sure what misinformation you posted, but today at the Olympics two men have punched two women you’re apologising for speaking out against that. Wtf.
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@jk_rowling It's baffling when the Minister for Women and Equalities can't provide a straightforward definition of a woman. Women’s rights deserve clarity and focus, not convoluted answers. An adult human female is a woman - plain and simple. We need leaders who can address these issues
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@KatyMontgomerie @Soil1s4Future Oh come on Katy, you have some awful takes but this has to be one of the worst.
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@DavidPuckridge Yes, you’re right n the fact that MEN are the problem. However it’s important to note: TRANSWOMEN = MEN DRAG QUEENS = MEN DAVID PUCKRIDGE = MAN
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@DreyfusJames Absolute corker of a tweet, sir! From a straight ally - we support this message! We need to get back to LGB Pride. It used to be such a beautiful thing to see. Now it’s Kink-a-Dildo-a-Palooza with kids twerking at applauding adults and adults twerking in kids faces.
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@i_iratus @jk_rowling These are a multitude of words, verily, for one who lacks comprehension of their import. It doth resemble a stratagem oft employed by the masculine gender—a ploy to intrude with grandiloquence, wielding polysyllabic lexemes like a knight brandishing a sword, hoping thereby to
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@jk_rowling It astonished me that even after ALL the evidence is clear to the public, the Cass Review is well known now, there are people STILL saying “no, we should give these children drugs”
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@nicolelampert No, I totally agree with you. I hate that when something is trying to be pushed for women and they use the "...but SEXY" method. Rugby...but SEXY Why do they have to be in underwear?
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@TheLastLeg @Paralympics @parsonsandrew @C4Paralympics @ParalympicsGB @Channel4 @Paris2024 It was great seeing a bunch of bros shit on women YET AGAIN on your show. Misogynistic pricks. Can't believe you're still on the air. Actually I can - society hates women and you're egging them on.
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@DonnaDlm71 I'd much rather have my street smelling of weed and everyone being stoned rather than everyone being drun and being noisy, fighting and smashing things up.
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@NavtejJohal “Of course you can rape our children and blow up our concerts! And if anyone objects, we’ll even clean up after them for you!”
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@BuenoHames The search for Jay continues
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Just as a little background to myself - I’m Teddy, a 45 year old UK man, and dad to two teenage daughters. One of my teenage daughters likes fashion, makeup, loves to be glamorous and falls into a lot of typically female gender stereotypes. My other teenage daughter is a
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@citizentommy What a truly morally bankrupt person you are.
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@ThePosieParker That was brilliant, KJK. Thank you so much for being as vocal as you can. I have two teenage daughters (one of them a proud lesbian tomboy) and she doesn’t like constantly being told she might really be a boy. Thank you thank you thank you from this dad.
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@csplgbtqia Men can't be lesbians. In fact, no lesbian has ever been male. in the entire history of lesbians.
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@DieMadTerf In my experience, if someone goes out of their way to tell you how un-dangerous they are, it usually means they're particularly dangerous.
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@DailyMailUK Call this what it was. It was rape. The Dutch volleyball player that raped a 12 year old girl.
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@Glinner @joelycett Was this supposed to be funny? I remember when I first came across @joelycett and thought he was hilarious. Is this what he’s now been reduced to?
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@dmquillenr Suddenly? Feminists have been against women’s bodies being used as an incubator and buying and selling babies for years.
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@DreyfusJames The cheerful happy dancing vs the miserable far right bigots
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@davidmcgeoch9 A proud gay man at Pride, with the original and beautiful Pride flag that already represented everyone flying behind him. It’s a fantastic image. Why would that make us mad? (By the way, that’s not me admitting I’m a bigot, I just know a ‘bigot’ to you is anyone who won’t
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Isn’t it funny how Pink News, who do articles when @jk_rowling TWEETS something they don’t like, hasn’t mentioned anything at all about Neil Gaiman?
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@cantstop_rosie Are you the guy who was all “I must be a woman cos I’ve got tits”? If so you’ve absolutely deserved that.
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@Oluwanonso_Esq This is a joke tweet, right? Right?
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I'm just a sex realist who hasn't been on twitter in a year or two in much capacity, looking for new mutuals. Anyone?
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@natachakennedy It’s pointless me typing out my reply when it’s already been said so perfectly here:
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@natachakennedy males getting assaulted by males in male spaces is not the responsibility of females to solve by sharing their spaces.
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He actually tweeted this
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@MsYellowHat @metpoliceuk I’ve lost count of the amount of times police have had their photos taken with men (pretending they’re women) whipping up crowds at extreme left rallies, Jenny.
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@theroxyepoch @barton92012 You’re posting memes now, Tickle? Really? After dragging a woman through the courts for three years, you think this is some kind of joke? Sall Grover didn’t just lose years of her life - she raised a newborn while fending off your absurd claims. You’re whining about your
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@GeorgeForth Cheating isn’t just about intent. It’s about whether the playing field is level. Armstrong had an unfair advantage and won; Petrillo has an advantage and competes. The outcome doesn’t change the fact that it's not a fair race when the rules are bent. A win or no win, it’s still
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@KatyMontgomerie From what I’d heard, they were sacked from the bookshop for violating the conditions of her employment rather than her beliefs. Do you have anything to back up your assertion?
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@HelenWebberley Why were you struck off again, Helen “Frankenstein” Wobberly?
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@OldRoberts953 “Keir We Go Again!” And that’s also what he always says in the last frame when the problem crops up.
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@JoeBangles11 @JamesBlunt The cheese, @JamesBlunt , for gods sake tell us the cheese!!!
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@GBNEWS Is this like when he said there want a crime problem in London and then got his phone nicked from someone in the street?
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@carolvorders Carol, why are you fine with the huge increase in violence and sexual assault from immigrants? Is it because you’re rich and so don’t live on a council estate so you don’t see the problems? This is what we call luxury beliefs, Carol.
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@amayadeakins @jk_rowling @legaltweetz I read the study you linked. It says that hormone therapy knocks down some of the physical advantages men have, but let’s be honest - it doesn’t level the playing field, which is what really matters in sport. From that study, even after four years on hormones, TiMs still have
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@FondOfBeetles @RufusHound @born_crying @lemon_charlotte @AndrewGold_ok Z-list misogynists getting Hilton’ed on Twitter is my heroin
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@redheadranting The amount of people who tried to tell my tomboy lesbian teenage daughter that she’s a boy
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@10DowningStreet @AnnelieseDodds @FCDOGovUK @educationgovuk Spreading one minister across two critical roles? Women's rights need undivided attention, not a split focus. Also, clarity on defining a woman would be helpful.
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@ryannafc If that’s you in your profile pic, that’s not even your hand. That looks like a man’s hand and your profile picture looks like Joe Lycett when he was 10.
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@JoosyJew I'm absolutely creased at their attempts at bad-ass staring
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@sharrond62 Exactly. Inclusion doesn’t mean bending the rules so far they snap. Sports categories exist for a reason - to ensure fair competition. Letting male-bodied athletes muscle in on women’s spaces isn’t inclusion; it’s exclusion in disguise. Women fought tooth and nail for their own
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@KilclooneyJohn I’m gonna live foreveeeeer I’m gonna learn how to fly!
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@LottieHistory I usually wait until there’s a few episodes out the way before I start watching. E wise I like to binge. This is the third time I’m worried I’m not going to find someone funny on my favourite show. First time was Nish Kumar but we had Bob Mortimer and Sally Phillips on that
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@wizardofozxx You really need to remember that most people don’t support terrorists like you do. Most people aren’t antisemitic like you are. You support a state that is wildly homophobic and treats its women like animals.
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@TillyLovesBooks “Fired purely for standing up to trans rights” What? No, tell the truth, you said you were going to rip up all of an author’s books and throw them in the bin, because you had a different opinion on a subject to her. You’re insane.
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@ThomasWillett9 It’s not that at all. That’s what it started as. Now it’s a celebration of kinks and a protest for supremacy.
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@nikkiirose Wow, literally wanting to burn someone because they haven't pandered to you specifically. You lot are DEFINITELY mentally stable.
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Why is @BoyGeorge blaming @jk_rowling for Peruvian politics??
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@salltweets Sall, you’ve shown unbelievable courage and resilience throughout this entire ordeal. I’m gutted by the decision, but so incredibly grateful for everything you’ve done. On behalf of my daughters, and every woman who values her right to safe, women-only spaces, thank you. Your
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@janeclarejones Alright Jane, here’s the thing—yes, white men make up the majority of sexual offenders in the UK, but that’s because they’re the majority demographic in the country. You’re making it sound like being white makes someone more likely to commit these offences, which is an absurd
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@DaisyIsNotHere Looks like you have a loving family, and massive well done for being mega strong and making it through to the other side. As some people have already said - you weren’t mentally ill, you were lied to and severely let down by a lot of people around you. Stay strong!
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Like my bio says, I believe in the importance of acknowledging the difference between sexes, the importance of solidifying women’s rights, and an LGB ally. This is mainly fuelled by the fact I have a daughter, who is a lesbian. I want her to feel safe in female only spaces, and
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@jessiegender That's all well and good, but then who decides what makes someone a fascist? Because some people think that believing in the reality of biological sex is fascism which, of course, it isn't.
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@SomeLatinWord @helenstaniland I'm going to go ahead and assume you mean that fake screenshot of "Waterstones Leeds" retweeting Irvine Welsh? 1) It's not hate speech to ask someone if they know what a woman is 2) The screenshot is fake and widely debunked
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@janeclarejones We all know what the far right is, but slapping that label on everyone who doesn’t fit a narrow ideological box is a lazy shortcut that shuts down real conversation. The problem here isn’t ‘hairsplitting’ - it’s the overuse of terms like ‘far right’ to dismiss people with
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@MickPuck Social media companies aren’t people Mike. Hope that helps.
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@jk_rowling Looks like the Avengers of Feminism had a fantastic dinner! Love to see these powerhouses together, each one championing women's rights in their own unique way. Here's to strong women, may we know them, may we support them, may we eat dinner with them!
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@_celia_bedelia_ “The overwhelming majority” Please sir, may I have a source?
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@legaltweetz Particularly that middle paragraph, if you replaced ‘trans women’ with ‘males’ (because that’s what they are) it reads like this: “They claim to be fighting for women’s rights. Yet they exclude males from the conversation. Feminism is inclusive of males.”
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@mimmymum Please learn to read
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@AprilsFoolish 1) because everything is transphobic, including trans people 2) but you are a fucking man.
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@DreyfusJames Spot on, James. A Minister for Women & Equalities should have a clear, unwavering definition of what a woman is. This confusion does no one any favors, especially in a role that's supposed to champion women’s rights. Time for some straight talk.
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@Sacro @jk_rowling If you don't know what those three words mean, I'd suggest this debate is not something you should be involved in.
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@drivelcast @vizcomic “To the makers of Dulux Once: I think the word you’re looking for is ‘Twice’”
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@_harrymcbeth Because "the boats" might not be the reason people voted for Reform. The Tories have ruined the country and Labour have no chance of fixing it because they pander too much to the hard left. A lot of people didn't want either, so they looked to alternatives.
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@ThomasWillett9 No, Thomas. Trans “women” are male. Every single one of them. They’re as male as me, as male as Dwayne Johnson, as male as David Attenborough, as male as Dylan Mulvaney, as male as Jeffrey Marsh. They’re all very very male, and describing them as males is 100% clear, accurate
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@EvaLovesDesign The English countryside is breathtaking in summer
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@MothinAli The community started it too, Ali. It was great to see the videos of you doing what you can to stop the rioting, you got right in there and I was pleased that you were trying to stop it and hen the rumours were that you were joining in. But remember, this community, the
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@DuncanHenry78 Ugh, that was a reply to me and I just couldn’t answer it. I’ve spent days trying to reason with her and ask her not to paint a whole group just because of the actions of a few but she’s went fully down the rabbit hole. I remember when Jane Clare Jones supported women, rather
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That last sentence sends shivers
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A man who is HIV positive raped her six times without a condom.
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@thehistoryguy He’s gonna go right Up Pompei
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@RussInCheshire You’re right. There were also pictures of her published immediately and her race was obvious to everyone. Give it some minge, Russ.
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@DreyfusJames He’s honestly one of the funniest people to ever be on Twitter. Some of my favourites:
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@janeclarejones @BasedHoopart @sarah_owl3 Because I didn’t reply? I took myself out of this conversation, therefore I wasn’t being notified. Do you really want me to answer all of them? Will that make you happy? Will you make yourself a badge saying “Witchfinder” and let everyone know that the ever-perfect Jane Clare
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@helenstaniland Aye, Helen, you’re bang on. This situation is an absolute farce. This isn’t just about a bit of discomfort – it’s about safety, dignity, and respect. These are the folks who’ve been on the front lines, especially through the pandemic, and this is how they’re repaid? It’s all
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“Notting Hill Carnival: the Greatest Community-Led event on the planet! Come and celebrate culture and have a wonderful day out full of fun and merriment!” It looks fucking horrendous tbh
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@ACLUNorthDakota Yes. Let them play sport. With all the other kids of the same sex as them.
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@_celia_bedelia_ Yes, you are a danger to women, because you support males invading their spaces.
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@bibiruse @SlayzKiana Are you saying you don’t like people pretending to be like you when they’re not really?
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@AprilsFoolish But they’re not harming anybody, why do you care so much? You’ve probably been wanking to non-trans women for decades and you don’t even realise. People pretending to be trans porn stars have been around for centuries and they’re going nowhere. Stop trying to genocide them.
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@janeclarejones I get that you’re trying to be precise with your labels, but the reality is that these terms often get thrown around too loosely, especially in heated debates. When you say you’re only turning away the far right and their apologists, I think you’re missing how much broader the
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Something I've noticed abotu Twitter since I rejoined - my replies to people always seem to be seen, but my tweets on my own timeline (such as this one) only seem to get around 50 views. Why is that? Let me know if you can see this one?
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@BasedHoopart @sarah_owl3 @janeclarejones And if Jane Clare Jones directed all of this at Tommy Robinson I’d understand more, but she just seems to be directing it all at other women. “Feminism”.
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@Herbiecpfc @Jackalbion96 I can tell you have no idea what fascism is.
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@williamsonkev “People with genuine concerns about the abhorrent recent behaviour of immigrants are massively outnumbered by gullible sheep who’ll support terrorism because the TV and David Tennant told them to”
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@F1NISHL1NE @NicolaAdamsOBE No, he’s a man who was born male with a DSD giving him ambiguous genitals. He then went through male puberty, then punched a woman in the face and got cheered for it by dickheads like you.
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@godblesstoto I think you asked your question and then answered it in the same tweet 🤣
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@helenstaniland My kids often mock me when I use “taped” to mean “recorded”, or in more modern terms “saved on the Sky Box” Like I’ll say “hey kids I’ve taped a documentary on ghost stories of you want to watch” “There’s no such thing as tapes any more, Dad”.
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@michikoconuts @StrewthQueen I dont' think that either Annie Lennox or David Bowie were even slightly confused. They knew exactly what they were and challenged our ideals without anyone saying Lennox was a man or Bowie was a woman.
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Do any of my followers see this tweet?
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