RealLifeSquidward 💙🌎🌊🇺🇸 @EverydayAilment Twitter profile

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RealLifeSquidward 💙🌎🌊🇺🇸

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Yeah, so I may or may not have told some students the other day that girls aren’t turned on by racism and white supremacy...

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RealLifeSquidward 💙🌎🌊🇺🇸

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@BlackKnight10k Absolutely! Honestly, I can’t name one good thing the Biden administration did for America in 2020! Only bad things came from the Oval Office that year! They might as well not have been in the White House! 😂😂😂

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@PhillyMusician @iameliasw @johnlegend I also find it incredibly audacious to claim ignorance of the Democratic platform when the GOP platform committee literally passed a resolution saying they had no platform.

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@Angry_Staffer Please be “Squid Game.” Please be “Squid Game.” Please be “Squid Game.” Please be “Squid Game.” Please be “Squid Game.” Please be “Squid Game.” Please be “Squid Game.” Please be “Squid Game.” Please be “Squid Game.” Please be “Squid Game.”

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Fun Fact: Laura Loomer is a bitch.

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@TheRealHoarse @NICKIMINAJ I have no doubt that Nicki Minaj was the person who didn’t show up to work on the group project until two days before the deadline.

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@BlackKnight10k Frankly, there are too many Republican Pedophile Groomers and Traffickers being outed to keep track of…

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4 years

@Rtreatwilliams That is a point I have been wrestling with all day. And then I realized that this anger is misguided and perhaps we shouldn’t shoot the messenger. We need to remember where the buck stops.

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4 years

@donwinslow It’s happening! It’s really happening! They’re going to have to drag him out! This is the payoff I’ve been waiting four years to see!

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@joncoopertweets Harris is crushing it, and the Trump campaign has virtually gone dark. I am worried that they are going a step further and fabricating evidence for some new lie to try and stop Harris’s momentum.

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2 years

Just In: Following the arrest of Andrew Tate, Greta Thunberg on list of Nobel Prize nominees for discovering method for getting trash to take itself out.

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@mjfree Trump has spent too much time in the golf course and believes the lowest score wins. Old people get confused like that.

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2 years

Fact Check: 99% of all Fentanyl smuggled into the United States is brought in by U.S. Citizens. So maybe Republicans can stop yelling, “Border!” every ten second!

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4 years

@schroedinger_ @donwinslow He will do anything to get the cameras off of Biden and onto himself! 😂😂

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School shooting at a high school football game in Toledo, Ohio - less than an hour from my home. At least 3 people shot - not sure of the condition. Fuck our gun laws.

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Jack Sellers and the Maricopa County Board of Supervisers are my heroes right now! 😂😂

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@GeorgeTakei

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@OMBPress @ENERGY @POTUS @RealClearNews How ‘bout we change regulations so that no one has to wait in line to vote for longer than an hour instead?

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No longer shackled by the restraints of a campaign, Dark Brandon emerges stronger than ever.

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Reporter: Trump said he could have gotten the hostages out without giving anything in exchange. What do you say to that? Biden: Why didn't he do it when he was president?

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@Angry_Staffer Majorie Taylor Greene: “I intentionally threw gasoline on a fire, but I didn’t expect it to blow up in my face. Please accept this publicity stunt as an apology so I can resume my regularly scheduled hateful comments and fear-mongering.”

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It would be great if the DNC somehow pulled together the former advisers and cabinet members who refuse to endorse Trump. Then, at the convention, let them appeal to Republicans by asking each of them to tell a story about something dumb or offensive Trump did while in office.

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@funder @realDonaldTrump He’s just testing sound bytes for his four-night comedy special next week!

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@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump Amazing how Republicans will literally count anything EXCEPT actual votes or electoral votes to justify to themselves why Trump actually won the election.

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@donwinslow If you mean because someone actually Retweeted me, then yes.

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@MuellerSheWrote Awwww - They are so Patriotic! Look at how happily they would destroy the country in order to protect it!

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The best part of all of this isn’t the actors, organizers, or politicians giving speeches. It’s watching name after name scroll across the bottom of the screen, full of many $10, $25, $50, and $100 donations! #WhiteDudesForKamala #WhiteDudesForHarris #Kamala2024 #Harris2024

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@Mister_Canada_ No, and people should stop confusing power with greatness.

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@BlackKnight10k It’s really amusing to read MAGA comments asking how he bought a gun when he wasn’t legally supposed to be able to own one and wondering how he got ahold of one so easily.

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@Angry_Staffer The entire concept of bail is just another way to give wealthy people an advantage in the system.

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@RonFilipkowski If she thinks that’s bad, she should see what the last guy did with the emoluments clause!

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@TheRealHoarse I may hate DeSantis more than I hate Jim Jordan - and when you’re from Ohio that is a bold statement.

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@zGuz @chrislhayes Well, Indiana also gave us Mike Pence, so there really isn’t a high expectation of intelligence or science-based decision making.

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My money is on Secretary of State. I think VP will be Josh Shapiro.

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Pete Buttigieg speaks 8 languages If the dude doesn’t become the vice president right now,dude should beSecretary of State

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@Baligubadle1 Every time I see that name I am morally obligated to post this:

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@cmclymer I am a teacher. I own zero stocks. I feel reassured that we are electing someone who sincerely knows what it’s like to live with the finances that I have dealt with my entire life.

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@MurseCarl @OhNoSheTwitnt Look, I don’t want anyone to suffer or die from Covid. But while I won’t gloat, it’s hard to feel bad for Trump after the Covid lies he has told. And I can’t help but calculate how many Republican Senators need to be infected to slow down a Supreme Court confirmation hearing.

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@kurteichenwald @boodiebooboo @GeorgePapa19 Only patriots and traitors now... “Only a Sith deals in absolutes.”

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@ChuckCjmmn Not a gif, but here is my response.

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@ReportsDaNews @INIZIO22 Even if they returned in choir robes holding candles and singing Kumbaya, January 6th was still an insurrection. Nothing from the present will change what happened in the past.

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@ZTPetrizzo @ResisterNell He got his information from the political equivalent of Borat.

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@nathaliejacoby1 A well-informed public.

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@rnarkhoppus @BradleyWhitford I am still baffled that he even has an approval rating at this point, let alone one holding above 40%.

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@AngrierWHStaff Hey remember LAST WEEK when Ivanka said her father likes to be surrounded by people who disagree with him and are willing to challenge him!?! Ivanka’s so funny!

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@OMBPress @ENERGY @POTUS @RealClearNews I had to double-check to make sure this wasn’t an Onion tweet.

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JD Vance had a rally with a large banner in the back that read “Kamala Chaos.” When the cameras turned on for his speech and everyone stood up, all you could read was “Kamala.”

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@BlackKnight10k It’s like nothing I’ve ever seen! I keep thinking about Obama - but his campaigns never had a “if we lose it’s all over” urgency to them.

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@pblank1211 @chrislhayes He’s just outright encouraging militia violence at this point!

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@bblock29 @GOP Probably because the top four states for pandemic job losses were also led by Republicans.

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@cmclymer On behalf of all of Ohio I would like to formally apologize for JD Vance.

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@AnthonyShnark @charliegirl0527 Someone is taking that whole, “I’ve invited Jesus in” part a little too literally.

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@TFStinks @DWUhlfelderLaw Well, the state is already sinking into the ocean. May as well speed up its demise. 😕

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@marceelias This is great news! Now if we could just get the GOP to stop closing polling locations in key Democratic areas!

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@BlackKnight10k It will take a lot before I can forgive the media for what they did to him.

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@jrpsaki @JBNJUS I’ll take “Things I couldn’t publicly say when I was WH Press Secretary for $1,000.”

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@Laurie_Garrett @HiraethResists I think the Trump Administration misunderstood the meaning of “Red States.”

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@BlackKnight10k THANK YOU! Here’s a thought: If Biden’s infrastructure and spending plans passed but people had no idea what was in the original plans, would they be bitching that it wasn’t enough?

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@AaronParnas @MeidasTouch At this point I think a criminal investigation is one of their prerequisites.

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@itsJeffTiedrich I know die-hard viewers of TMS who are boycotting over this. Somebody is getting fired.

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@KellieADennis74 @MayoIsSpicyy I am morally compelled to tweet this every time I see that name.

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@Unauthorizedbe1 I would ask for a copy of that lease. And the. I would start searching for a new place. That’s shady.

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@Angry_Staffer I don’t say this lightly because I get the precedent it sets. I hope Lin Wood is under FBI surveillance, because this crazy talk is going to get someone hurt.

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@DogginTrump We are 💯 on board with the pick! No whining or crying about how it isn’t Pete Buttigieg because he will be a phenomenal Secretary of State! Got it!

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@kayleighmcenany Every time I see this name I am morally obligated to remind everyone:

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@clarkyjustin9 What is this “Sex” you speak of? I have only heard vague rumors of such things.

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@itsJeffTiedrich Now that I’ve tweeted this, it really bothers me (1) that there are die-hard regular viewers of “The Masked Singer” and (2) how many of them I know.

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@DrDinD @TheZanetta Now can we have the article titled, “What to Know About All of Donald Trump’s rape accusations, Felony Convictions, and Indictments.”

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@Cleavon_MD @donwinslow @realDonaldTrump Hope he recovers! No one deserves to suffer like that. And when he recovers, I hope he tells everyone how horrible his experience was and how much more we need to do to combat this virus.

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@sarahcpr He is literally killing the Republican Party in Georgia by holding this rally.

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My dad has Covid. He is fully vaccinated. He is beating himself up because he has had cold symptoms since Sunday, legitimately thought it was a cold, and had lunch with some unvaccinated friends on Tuesday. “Arrogance,” he kept saying. “Stupid damn pride and arrogance.”

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@Matt4VA I remember the drudge and dread of the 2016 nomination. It was horrible, especially with the Bernie dissenters. This is phenomenal! They’ve made the convention fun!

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I have never seen so many people react to the loss of an icon the way people are responding to the death of Betty White - This is up in Robin Williams gut-punch level here.

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@chrislhayes The electoral college is the greatest agent keeping the Republicans from moving closer to the center and keeping the Democrats from being truly Progressive.

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The electoral college is Affirmative Action for white rural people - the same people who decry affirmative action.

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The Electoral College disenfranchises many people. Trump supporters in California have no voice and Harris supporters in Alabama have no voice. Why not vote by majority vote?

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@BaddCompani Let me get this straight: Trump is getting tired of the government tracking his real currency, so he is inventing his own fake currency to shield himself.

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5 weeks ago my wife officially beat cancer. Today she was finally able to get her first dose of the Covid vaccine!

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@AesPolitics1 Donald Trump: Under 70 million. Harris: Over 80 million. He will lose votes this time. And I am not saying they will flock to Harris, but I think many of his supporters will simply stay home or vote for RFK.

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@ImSpeaking13 I am morally obligated to post this every time I see that name:

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@14ATX @BlackKnight10k I hear the laptop was gifted to Hunter by Dominion! 😂😂

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@JanekKayley Question: Not to get too personal, but are they expressing regret or are they just saying, “Well, this happens sometimes.”?

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@RexChapman @thebluebohemian Trump is so morally bankrupt that he cannot help but assume the rest of the world operates the exact same way.

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@itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump When he says we are “rigging the election” he means we are turning out in droves to vote against him.

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@TheFungi669 Lauren Boebert said that Detroit has the highest murder rate in Minnesota. This was 4 days ago. But sure - let’s try to talk about Harris’s education.

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@nathaliejacoby1 Hey Nathalie! I’m at 2,432 and would love to hit 2,500!

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@Krystar13 I don’t want my students to find me, and I don’t want to have everything I say overanalyzed by my community/administration. Anonymity gives me freedom to say what I actually think.

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@TheRealHoarse The great he greater point is being missed here. How is this not testing the waters? If they can get away with this now, then what will they get away with on Election Day? What is to stop them from surrounding and blocking access to polling places?

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A few days ago while waiting at the airport. Boomer: I can’t believe Pelosi is still making all of us wear these damn masks on planes! What good have they done anyone? Me: See my wife? She was going through chemo for most of 2020 and 2021. Mask mandates probably saved her life.

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@AZ_Brittney Not as happy as I would be to see Walker disqualified from the election. Please tell me someone is suing him for declaring Texas as his home state in his taxes.

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HOW do these people get elected!?! (I looked this up - It’s legit!)

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@OhNoSheTwitnt Especially white people in the suburbs. He wants them to remain perfectly calm always.

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@BobGolen @shannontheodude It looks like Marty McFly’s parents!

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@sweetser_kyle I really wish more Republicans were like you. You have no idea how much I respect that you’re putting yourself out there like this.

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@Rtreatwilliams People can feel free to disagree with me and I completely understand. This is my personal choice.

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@sarahcpr Symptoms may include mild reason and acute awareness.

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@chrislhayes As Republican Congressmen everywhere prepare their next, “I didn’t see the video,” response for tomorrow.

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@GregMolidor Start recording and fuck with them for as long as I could tolerate it.

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Funny how Trump would t comment on his taxes when they were under an imaginary audit, because now that they are subject to a very real investigation he seems to have a ton to say.

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@EverydayAilment

3 years

@nathaliejacoby1 My first thought: Do they understand he lost and Biden won fairly? Because of not, we have nothing further to talk about.

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