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jovan

@ehjovan

6 years

the year is 2012... you wake up in a cold sweat... everything was a dream... Obama is president... Kanye still cares about black people... you rub your eyes and hear “Oppa Gangnam Style” in the distance... you get another chance in the simulation...

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1 year

ill never forget doing this in the middle of a concert and coming back to that ratio

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6 years

KIM SAID CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP LMFAOOOO

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6 years

me: bye twitter me 45 seconds later: so anyway heres another thought i could’ve kept to myself

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6 years

too many suicidal teens for a tweet this fucking stupid

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6 years

Beyoncé performed almost 2 hours and still sounds amazing... jay-z has to rap 12 lines and sounded like he was about to have an asthma attack... men really are pathetic...

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@ehjovan

6 years

i think maybe just maybe its because he’s looked 44 his entire life

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@fall0nxx

6 years

Clueless came out 23 years ago today and I wanna give a shoutout to my mans Paul Rudd for barely aging

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jovan

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6 years

straight men make fun of people for believing in astrology but they believe 3-in-1 body wash shampoo and conditioner is effective

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jovan

@ehjovan

6 years

at this point we could replace cops with literally ANYTHING and be more safe

Tom Gara

@tomgara

6 years

A cop in Maryland shot a groundhog after it lunged at him, making him fear for his safety.

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6 years

*white woman breaks dress code* the internet: is this feminism?

Marie Claire

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6 years

Kristen Stewart, Icon, Took Off Her Heels, Walked the the Cannes Red Carpet Barefoot

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6 years

this is how my coworkers look at me when i say “i want to die” because i forget thats only normal online

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5 months

awww hes kinda giving gay little monkey

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Troye Sivan #MetGala

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1 year

when 4 people start texting me at once i start wanting to die is that normal

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@ehjovan

6 years

republicans about to be naked...

The Hill

@thehill

6 years

Levi Strauss teams up with gun control group: "We cannot stand by silently"

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6 years

girls who delete all their photos off instagram once a month

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1 year

when you realize ariana grande is 5’2”her being obsessed with taking others peoples boyfriends makes sense like that is evil gnome behavior

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@ehjovan

6 years

there was a time we completely shit in holes. we’re addicted to our toilets.

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6 years

when you open the group text and the topic is you

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6 years

this is a cinematic masterpiece

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6 years

twitter is NOT the place to be happy and in love keep that on instagram its 24/7 depression hours over here

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6 years

bare minimum twitter getting ready for the summer olympics i see

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6 years

me tweeting vs. me opening texts

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6 years

they better stop calling kanye “bipolar” hes just a narcissist none of my manic episodes made me a fucking republican

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6 years

god should’ve finished squeezing his head

ABC 7 Chicago

@ABC7Chicago

6 years

Indiana teacher says he was forced to resign for not using transgender student's preferred name:

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6 years

alexa... when did “me” become a gender

The Telegraph

@Telegraph

6 years

Is it time for a #HeToo movement? Meet the US men fighting for male rights

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6 years

bisexuals how are your rolled jeans and well fleshed out personalities doing on this saturday

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jovan

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1 year

i’ve swallowed worse warm fluids

This is Jackson

@Jack254__

6 years

Two slices of pizza are equivalent to swallowing 3 spoons of warm oil. Do you feel like eating pizza now?

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6 years

the office

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1 year

in college i had a crush on someone so bad i found his linkedin and would read his posts at night like newspaper… wonder if ill ever be down that bad again it was kinda beautiful

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@ehjovan

6 years

you ever speed walk just to flex on the elderly

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6 years

incompatible and resentful

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@ehjovan

6 years

what if nothing ever makes me truly happy

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@ehjovan

1 year

“pull the trigger piglet” changed my life

The Foolish Vizier

@socialaskan

1 year

What’s a tumblr post that’s so embedded in your head that you can’t help but make shorthand reference to in real life? For me it’s this one

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6 years

fine i’ll say it... ariana grande and pete davidson are that annoying weird couple in high school that were always kissing in the middle of the hallway making you late... we only let it slide because the next celeb couple is hailey baldwin and that 7/11 cashier

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6 years

did his head get bigger

Capital

@CapitalOfficial

6 years

I'm not ok. @ShawnMendes #CapitalSTB

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1 year

living with white people is so crazy ive been negotiating to prevent a 3rd dog in the house like im closing on a billion dollar deal

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@ehjovan

6 years

and truth be told i miss you... 😳 ☝🏽 /||\☝🏽️ _/¯ ¯\_ and truth be told im lying 😂 👇🏽 || 👇🏽 _/¯ ¯\_

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@ehjovan

6 years

this has dark energy...

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@ehjovan

6 years

can yall just go register to vote

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@ehjovan

6 years

white people really be trying to feed sharks... talking about immigrants taking their jobs... you don’t even want your LIFE sis

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@ehjovan

6 years

black twitter was so distracted by kanye west that white twitter had the time to make one of the worst memes ever created and thats how we got “gorls”

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6 years

“my sister was my first kiss” twitter is at it again

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@ehjovan

6 years

good morning girls and gays if they wanted to be with you, they would, its time to move on

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@ehjovan

1 year

are none of you embarrassed when you admit you’re a low value notification in some guys phone

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@_baebysal

1 year

happy national gf day to girls doing girlfriend duties in a situationship <3333

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6 years

every single day i lose another friend to kpop twitter... one day they’re here tweeting about life the next day they’re jiminsballsack with an icon i cant recognize...

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@ehjovan

6 years

why was robin even the leader of the teen titans... what were his powers? short and mad?

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1 year

im sorry but some stuff yall do is normal…

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@ehjovan

6 years

you do look like the type

Post Malone

@PostMalone

6 years

i just peed

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@ehjovan

6 years

goodnight girls and gays you don’t need anything besides a therapist and an orgasm... stop obsessing over things you won’t remember in 3 weeks... tomorrow we clean that damn bathroom

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@ehjovan

6 years

ever since i saw that tweet “you’ve never been to a lesbians funeral” ive been convinced lesbians are immortal and thats why they’re the first letter of LGBT and nothing will change my mind

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6 years

if yall dont send this grown man back to touch my butt tumblr

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6 years

well tell it im deaf

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11 months

the best friend you can have is an unemployed one…. always there when you need them… waiting…

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6 years

2013 was best twitter era

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6 years

me 30 minutes after someone finally dates me

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

6 years

Ariana Grande's boyfriend Pete Davidson has gotten tattooed her initials and her iconic 'Dangerous Woman' bunny ears.

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6 years

straight people really use alcohol bottles for decoration like its some martha stewart shit and not a red flag

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6 years

*picks up mic* me: men *the crowd boos* me: exactly

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6 years

tryna love myself this much...

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6 years

me: goodnight ❤️ me still tweeting 2 hours later:

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WAIT INSTAGRAM QUESTIONS AREN’T ANONYMOUS??? COULD MY LIFE FALL INTO ANYMORE PIECES?? I TOLD MY FRIEND HER DOG LOOKED LIKE ROADKILL... NOTHING HAS BROKEN ME LIKE THIS...

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my dad avoiding child support

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6 years

i cant wait until im married so i can try sex

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6 years

what taylor swift song is this

News24 🇿🇦

@News24

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Teenager marries dead boyfriend in coffin | @YouMagazine

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6 years

greasy skin twitter its your time

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how glass skin became the latest korean beauty trend to take over your instagram

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6 years

wait it can do what now

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6 years

Therapist: you know untreated anxiety and depression cause brain damage, right? Me:

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6 years

Apply for that job. Date that person. Buy that plane ticket. Block your dad. Send me money. Move to that city. Do all the things that scare you, they’re worth it.

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6 years

this is homophobia

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6 years

mariah is skinny. fuck blue lives.

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@TomiLahren

6 years

I’m disturbed Kat McPhee is proud of disparaging our law enforcement officers. Pretty sick.

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6 years

sucking your bros cock is not homosexual its empowering and trust building and one of most masculine and heterosexual things you can do

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6 years

tryna suck the insulin outta nick jonas...

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6 years

*innocent baby drinking milk* vegan:

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6 years

good morning girls and gays unpaid internships are an exploitation of your labor and creative ideas by a generation that claims we want everything for free and doesn’t know how to relate to us without a meme

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6 years

post malone is younger than justin bieber... white people age like someone just rolled a fucking dice

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6 years

i spent 1000 years hating my body until i realized it was pointless because im trapped in this flesh prison forever so i might as well suck it up and find little things i like about myself like my ability to breathe without coughing sometimes

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6 years

she didn’t say slavery was a choice she broke a fucking window leave Britney alone

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2018 Kanye is making 2007 Britney look quaint

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goodnight girls and gays remember skinny is a feeling not a size

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this isnt a simulation we live in hell

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6 years

maybe love is real...

Good Morning America

@GMA

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“You look amazing. I’m so lucky.” #RoyalWedding

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“And I’m 1% African” Demetria Devonne Lovato

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What is your favorite quote by a black woman?

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THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

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that baby is why im pro-choice

Jim Acosta

@Acosta

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This very cute baby at the Trump rally in Florida needs a “Team Real News” onesie.

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we need to start eating cats and dogs so vegans shut the fuck up

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yall mfers will say you have social anxiety with purple hair and a steven universe shirt... like girl you make me anxious too...

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how yall making mac millers death about ariana grande after 45 seconds

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@ehjovan

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groups of girls: powerful, gorgeous, beauty enhancing, safe and supportive groups of guys: intimidating, scary, usually musty, oppressive

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@ehjovan

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YOU CAN SEE THE HOW THE COCK HAS HER HYPNOTIZED IN HER EYES JUST WHAT DOES HE DO WITH THAT

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this gif saved my life

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white people treat watching the office like an IQ test

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big duck energy

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taylor swift tried to warn us about kanye... she was the wokest of us all...

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it wouldn’t be a situationship if you were prettier and more interesting

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the mosquitos waiting for me outside all summer

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white people really be naming dogs shit like josh... thats a dog not your damn cousin

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i dont think there would be gay marriage without glee seasons 1-3

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6 years

goodnight girls and gays... 8 months ago i dropped out because i got broken up with during a manic episode... got a plane ticket to nyc with $22 leftover and lived in a basement with my bff... tomorrow reporters are coming to watch me smoke weed so never give up on any crazy idea

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i really dont see why god made mosquitos like damn weren’t white men bad enough

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@ehjovan

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yall really be smoking ”cucumber” juul pods... bitch go drink some water

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the simulation needs a reboot

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humanity

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good morning girls and gays... its mother’s day and mental health awareness month... today we show extra appreciation to all the moms that struggled, but did the best they could during a time mental illness wasn’t something you openly talked about

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