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derek guy

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2 months

again, i feel like guys who have no interest in clothes don't understand that women commonly dress for other women. if you see a woman dressing in a very revealing way, they are prob doing it for their female friends.

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Imagine being excited to send your girl off to be a wh*re at a festival

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derek guy

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if you work 40 hrs/ week, you should be able to own a 1 bedroom apartment that's within a five minute walking distance to two good grocery stores, a bar or cafe, and a mexican restaurant that's not just some fast food chain

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Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum

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derek guy

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2 years

i honestly dont know how rich ppl end up committing crimes. if i had even $500K, i would live so peacefully, mind my own business, wear my little outfits, and just feed birds.

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1 euro = 1 dollar for the first time since 2002

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derek guy

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"why doesn't the menswear guy talk about women's clothing" listen to yourself

jordwalke

@jordwalke

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That menswear critic guy @dieworkwear oddly quiet today.

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derek guy

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me in my lil me in my lil fall outfit fall outfit at 8am at 5pm

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derek guy

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i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

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european countries used to go to war for control over the spice trade in india

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@SydneyLWatson

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If your food requires you to put dirt spices all over it in order for it to be palatable, your food is not good.

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derek guy

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heard the craziest story last night at a party. buddy of mine found this $8k couch in an abandoned building, took it home, & found it's haunted. the ghost of a Victorian child would rise off it every night at 3am and stare at him, blankly. he threw the couch on a sidewalk last wk

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derek guy

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i love this account

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

9 months

this is why you dont sit on your bed with your outside clothes

Interesting As Fuck

@interesting_aIl

9 months

The reason bus seats have wild patterns and vibrant colours is to hide how dirty they are

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derek guy

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if you're a young person, ask a middle-aged man what music they listened to in the 90s. let them talk for 30 mins. act interested and say "oh wow no way that's so cool." after that you can ask them for any favor

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derek guy

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1 year

King of Spain at the final day of Wimbledon. This looks great. Very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy. So let's talk about some of the reasons why it's great. 🧵

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

2 months

andrew, have you noticed you kind of dress like her?

Andrew Tate

@Cobratate

2 months

Fuck this guy. Total bitch made loser.

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derek guy

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what have i done

derek guy

@dieworkwear

2 months

i bullied daniel craig into sizing up

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@VivekGRamaswamy big ass shoes

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

7 months

Let's talk about some of the tailoring and choices in this photo, and how you can avoid making the same mistakes. 🧵

JWaller7

@Waller7J

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Good evening. Let’s take this country back.. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

4 months

Good morning! Who dresses better? Alpha males or little dogs? Let's explore. 🧵

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

2 months

im going to bully every rich celebrity until they dress how i want

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@dieworkwear

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i bullied daniel craig into sizing up

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derek guy

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her: you better not be a cunty wario when i get home

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@i_D

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Sailor hats are on the AW24 mood board at Prada. #PradaFW24 #Prada

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

1 year

god forbid a man has a hobby

Tiffany Fong

@TiffanyFong_

1 year

A Japanese man spent over $20K for this border collie costume. You cannot convince me this isn’t some weird sex thing.

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

5 months

crazy to be burning a pride flag while wearing suction fit jeans that are only considered acceptable today because men challenged gender norms 20 years ago

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

5 years

me on a cold day with my jacket open so you can see this fucking fit

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

2 years

this is how franklin d roosevelt dressed as a child

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸

@patriottakes

2 years

Man claims “wokeness” in Target’s boys section is “destroying masculinity” after discovering various shirts with rainbows including one with a cloud hula hooping a rainbow and a tropical themed shark shirt.

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derek guy

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1 month

These things still exist. In London, there are over 50 gentlemen's clubs. There's over that number across the United States. But "return to the past" trad accounts don't know about them because they are not part of the socio-economic class that's allowed into these clubs

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

1 year

this one for me

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@alextalktoem

3 years

Funniest twitter interaction you’ve ever seen ?

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

5 months

just bought this and updated it 🥰

Zillow Gone Wild 🏡

@zillowgonewild

5 months

THE oldest home on the market in America right now is this Plympton MA, also known as “The Stephen Bryant house” which was built in 1669 (!!) Currently listed for only $800,000

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

5 months

what went through your mind when you decided to include your underwear in this photo?

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derek guy

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3 months

"she's the worst vice president in history" we literally had a vice president shoot someone in the face??

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

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Could you imagine having a 'Jar Jar Binks watch' today? It would be worth a fortune no matter the quality.

Tim B

@extrememaga22

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@dieworkwear Could you imagine having a 'George Washington watch' today? It would be worth a fortune no matter the quality. 100 years or more from now that watch will be worth a fortune. He's an American president. And the only ppl that will buy it are those that can afford it. Seethe

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

2 years

imagine being a construction worker and not being able to find carhartt double knee pants bc graphic designers bought them all

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

8 months

very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy

Interesting As Fuck

@interesting_aIl

8 months

Bro is dressed better than I am

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derek guy

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1 year

i joined IG for the first time last year and didn't know how it worked. followed a random woman and "liked" her IG story every time it featured her cat. didn't know this sent a "heart" into her DMs. after a year she was like "do we know each other??" was so embarrassed

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

4 years

urban visuals urban policies

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

10 months

A lot of people have a hard time separating body type from style. This outfit would not look good on anyone. He needs a jacket; the sweater would look better if it was textured; blue chinos are hard to wear. This same outfit would look bad on a skinny or athletic person. 🧵

my life is a living hell. every minute is torture

@on_da_spectrum

10 months

this is how I imagine ~80% of you are built

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

2 months

Lots of people asking me to comment on this photo, so I will explain why Trump wears these shoulder pads. 🧵

Ron Filipkowski

@RonFilipkowski

2 months

😂😂😂Look at the shoulder pads on the jacket tonight! Guy thinks he playing middle linebacker!😂😂😂

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

6 months

he looks like he's about to fight roger rabbit

Travis Kelce Fan Page

@traviskelce_fan

6 months

Travis at the Kentucky Derby!

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

1 year

me wearing my expensive online purchases only to realize the horrifying void is still in me

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derek guy

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6 months

I disagree that you dress like Cary Grant. In this thread, I will list some of the ways in which your dress differs and why such important details matter. 🧵

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1 year

we should make dressing up to see a movie more of a regular thing

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i bullied daniel craig into sizing up

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derek guy

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2 months

saw someone on here say that i make five figures a month off twitter. buddy, ELON MUSK doesn't even make five figures a month off twitter

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

3 months

ok. it's easier to buy a gun in this country than high rise trousers with a slightly wider leg that's not too baggy so they look classic and modern at the same time

John Strong 🇺🇸

@realjohnstrong

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@dieworkwear Stick to clothes

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me in a walkable neighborhood going to the grocery store to pick up two missing ingredients for dinner and not a single thing more

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

6 months

good tailoring allows for movement

Great British Getty Images

@shitbritishpics

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Racegoers fight each other as they scuffle on the second day of the Grand National Festival horse race meeting at Aintree Racecourse in Liverpool, north-west England (2024) #GrandNational

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

2 months

Kids never get it wrong. And even when they style clothes in a slightly off way, it only looks more awesome. But here is a guide on how adults can match patterns. 🧵

Marc Istook

@MarcIstook

2 months

I need the menswear guy to teach my kid how to mix patterns @dieworkwear

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

2 months

just realized andrew tate and kamala harris wear the same silhouette

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

7 months

here are two men with different builds, yet both look great in high-rise trousers

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@Patrick23709879

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@dieworkwear I dont think everyone can pull off the high-rise trousers

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

11 months

i've said this before, but i feel like there's a bell curve for optimal home size, and past a certain point, it feels like you're living in a commercial space (e.g., malls, shopping courts, resorts, etc). doesn't feel cozy or private.

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Noo, I'm definitely not jealous of her house! 😜

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derek guy

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2 months

Some of you are so lacking in self-awareness you don't realize how you look to normal people. Mocking someone with ALS—someone who has been a champion for people suffering from this cruel disease—makes you and your side look like assholes to anyone who's not terminally online

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

1 year

might be a bad color for pants

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11 months

Texas 2024 South Natty Champs

@mr_blah_blah_

1 year

I want examples of how a 33 year old man should dress lmao

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

1 year

Very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on amphibians.

Kermit the Frog

@KermitTheFrog

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I'm so glad it's November – I can finally start wearing my Fall wardrobe! This outfit is the entire wardrobe... as a frog, I don't need much.

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

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a lot of you are not into fashion, you are into skinny bodies, athletic bodies, young people, the idea of wealth, and images of new york city

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@lostbydestiny

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Boys what’s stopping you to dress up like this ??

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derek guy

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@JoeyMannarinoUS not sure what her daughter has to do with anything. she seems nice, normal, and even stylish. whereas it looks like you applied broguing to your shoes with toothpaste

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today, on father's day, i'm thinking about how my dad escaped three wars and worked as a janitor only to see his bloodline die out bc his son discovered menswear forums and spent the next 20 years arguing about pants

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twitter is crazy bc you can be a nobody who lives alone with a cat telling a billionaire who ran for president that they have big ass shoes and millions of ppl will see that comment and thousands will cheer

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@dieworkwear

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this guy used to follow me and i blocked him bc he posted racist things and wore ugly shoes. seeing that he got arrested bc of these shoes is so hilarious.

Brandi Buchman

@Brandi_Buchman

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Jan. 6 rioter tracked down by FBI thanks to fashion: Feds

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where do you guys eat if you hate indian, mexican, ethopian, vietnamese, chinese, and other cuisines? i know you're not going to the french laundry every day. so is it just red lobster??

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me all me at 3am day looking at clothes

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it's weird to me that Andrew Tate markets himself as a defender of traditional masculinity but dresses like an early 2000s "metrosexual" gay dude

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@dieworkwear

1 year

i think you can enjoy the fact that beautiful things in the world exist without needing to own them

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They’re so many comments on this TikTok berating the price this artist has set for these hand beaded bags. She is charging $990 and has stated they take 15-17 hours to construct

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The Redheaded libertarian

@TRHLofficial

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Gentlemen, is this true.

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i dont know who needs to hear this, but your identity is not your job. your identity is a sick ass jacket everyone recognizes you by

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@dieworkwear

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This list is terrible. When people say that men should never wear a particular item of clothing, their view is often shaped by fear and prejudice. It's also often an issue of them not knowing how to style something. I will run through some examples on this list. 🧵

John LeFevre

@JohnLeFevre

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Here are 40 things a man should never wear: 1. Flips flops unless you’re near a pool or beach. 2. Flamboyant pocket squares. All it says is you pay $1,200 a month for a car you can’t afford. 3. Statement socks. They don’t give you personality or style. 4. Cargo shorts. 5.

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my mom is really into celebrity, and every sunday, i call her and tell her about the famous people who got mad at me. it makes her excited

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fellas is it gay to be in love with your wife?

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used to be that you'd go to a party and get stuck into a convo with someone like this and think "wow this person is really dumb, i need to find an excuse to get out of this convo" but now all these people follow each other on twitter and have built mini-kingdoms

Layah Heilpern

@LayahHeilpern

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The submarine thing is suspicious. It seems very far fetched that a bunch of billionaires would take such a risky trip to check out the titanic ruins. I mean surely they have more pressing things to do as billionaires... And now they've disappeared. Sounds like an escape plan.

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it's so funny to me that elon thinks we're going to do banking on here. imagine going to the bank and a guy makes fun of your outfit while three people call you slurs

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@dieworkwear

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all my tweets are about wearing nice little outfits — fair wages to buy nice outfits — housing to store those outfits — free healthcare so you can wear outfits — dealing with climate change so you can wear cool jackets — walkable cities so people can admire your outfits

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why do so many people have a hard time understanding what "walkable" means?

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do you want my hand-me-downs? i think our clothes might be made with the same dimensions

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am i crazy or do these gloves fit perfectly?

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M I C R O P L A S T I C S I N B I O

Guardian news

@guardiannews

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Microplastics found in every human placenta tested in study

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the older i get, the more i realize that the most luxurious thing is being able to live in a walkable city. wearing a nice little outfit and walking 15 mins to buy just enough groceries for a single dinner will make you feel like Mrs. Dalloway going to the market

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none of my business

Brilliant Maps

@BrilliantMaps

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Lake Baikal is the deepest lake in the world and contains more fresh water than all 5 Great Lakes combined. What do you think is down there?

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@dieworkwear

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vaccines gave me autism, which made me super knowledgable about menswear and now i have a million followers

gainzy

@gainzy222

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yea we wear the same 3 shirts, but we’re unvaxxed and ur quadruple boosted

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The year is 2034. Supreme Leader Harris has instituted communism and appointed me Outfit Czar. You hear a knock at the door. The government has come to confiscate your dress sneakers.

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Alain Delon passed away tonight and I'm again reminded that we're losing a generation of men who possessed an incredible sense of style. But what made Delon's style so extraordinary? Let's explore. 🧵

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I feel that there's a misunderstanding of the Met Gala and its purpose. 🧵

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it's weird that AI art is almost indistinguishable from what a human would produce and yet everything i've seen so far has the aesthetic value of one of those paintings where a dolphin is jumping with a moon in the background

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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Outlander Magazine

@StreetFashion01

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Timothee Chalamet filming his movie “Marty Supreme” (2024)

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2 years

i'll never get over how skinny jeans have become so normalized, they're now worn by conservatives lamenting the decline of traditional masculinity. you don't even have to go as far back as the early 2000s to see how this used to be taboo for men

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Aside from the fact that this guy sells online courses on how to get rich, I will explain why it's obvious from his clothes that he's not an aristocrat but rather a middle-class striver. 🧵

Bayne

@bayneframework

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I did not once mention Barron and yet everyone instinctively assumed I was referring to him. Us, Aristocrats, have always stood in the center, undefeated. You can make your little jokes, but you cannot un-peasant yourself.

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this is me btw. when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to

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I will tell you what I notice. 🧵

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Grond

@DoctorGrond

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I'm tired of people laughing when they see my coat of arms.

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stop thinking you need a relationship to be happy. sometimes all you need is affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood where you can wear nice little outfits and get food

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@ElijahSchaffer this comment only makes sense if that was a ratio, and that's not a ratio. observe. your shirt should not be so tight that people can see your nipples

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all i want is an affordable home in a walkable neighborhood where you can wear a nice little outfit and go get a churro and cup of fruit from street vendors

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my impression is that men with a bad sense of aesthetics don't understand that many women don't style themselves to attract men, so your opinion is irrelevant

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cryin

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1 year

i saw a therapist last yr bc i kept feeling like everyone hates me, and my therapist kept saying, "just bc you feel something doesn't mean it's a fact," and about a year later, NBC has a headline story that says "everyone hates this guy"

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1 year

it's actually very reasonable to not want to commute for three hours per day and we should figure out a way to organize cities so that fewer people have to do that

𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆🇺🇲

@Endthemisery1

1 year

Omg, poor baby has her first job. Like..she has to commute?? Like...she has to cook dinner?? Like...no time or energy to work out?? Like..she's working in person not remote??? Like...She. Has. To. Work. 9. To. 5 ??? What????🙄

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when i was on a menswear forum, a n00b claimed his shoes were handwelted, so an older forum member bought a pair of the shoes for $400, ripped them apart, and proved they were not handwelted, thus triggering a series of events that brought down a shoe factory in italy

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we're in this weird moment were gender norms are being challenged, but also becoming more constricting. many men wore things in the past that would cause great panic today. John Wayne in tiny shorts in Acapulco (1959); Stallone in crop tops in the film Rocky. Both masculine icons

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derek guy

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if you are in the audience at the debate tonight, please shout "collar gap" when there's a moment of silence so it gets picked up on tv

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