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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

@JackPosobiec Intentionally inflicting pain for enjoyment is literally what evil means.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

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@krus_chiki Just hold it like that and squeeze, according to reddit.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

11 months

@WillingWitness Everyone hating on this man doesn't seem to realize he probably saved the lives of dozens of other deer. Neutralizing infected animals is the only semi-effective way to tamp down the spread of things like blue tongue and rot disease

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Dexter's Greenhouse

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1 year

I'm obviously correct, and none of y'all are jumping in to help... so here's this: Aside from the seeds/clones already sold or promised, not a single person on X will ever get to touch my genetics again. Regardless of price. Want my shit? Come see me in person. I'm over it.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

@Darkminstrel1 @DocStrangelove2 Heirloom is the part that makes it truly sad.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

I was going to do a giveaway to get more followers, but then I remembered that fuck y'all. I'll just have my nephew randomly pick someone already following me.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

I love how many people I see breeding on here these days... Stay tuned, because over the next few months I'll be doing a new F1 run with fems(a big no-no) and walking everyone through the REAL do's and don't's that most modern "breeders" don't follow & info that's rarely online.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

$50,000 per clone, I know what I got!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

@POTUS I'd be amazed if the folks in the picture did the actual work. Actual construction workers(I know because I am one) despise what you're doing to this country. Almost everyone I've met in person wants nothing more than for you to stop destroying our nation.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Give a dude free seeds to start his own breeding project, am nothing but nice to the guy, and he blocks me because I had a simple and civil disagreement about something? Why are people such childish little pansies these days? This country is full of cowards.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Ghost Train Haze #3 Clones available for pre-order. 30 days or less to shipping. $200 each, plus proof of cultivation capability required. Sorry, but my name is on this cut. Only 6 available Cannabinoids up to 34% and terps/volatiles up to 6% depending on grow environment.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Ghost Train Haze, my #3 cut. After this set of clones, I'm retiring this cut. Super unique variety of RANK terps. Possibly going to sell a handful of these so it's not entirely lost, but I'm flowering the mother after these cuttings take root. 🤘✌️🥰 been a good one :)

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

@CeeDeeLqmb

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Gonna pick a random mother fucker or 2 from my followers today, as promised. Well, I'm not. Might not even be my nephew. Might just have some random truck stop lurker pick someone 🤔

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Dexter's Greenhouse

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

The "I don't give a fuck" attitude is here to stay. Yes, I think you're all pretty dumb. So am I. Yes, I will tell you how dumb you are regularly. Yes, I will use large amounts of profanity. If you don't like that, block me right now. I TRIED to be nice on here. No longer.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

@WNBA The WNBA rejoiced while the rest of us wondered why you knowingly and willingly broke their laws but got chosen over our servicemen.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Setting up 3 4x8 tents with all the fixin's. Not gonna lie, it's more work than I remember 🤣

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

@NatGeoTV @MarianaVZ Yeah, Planned Parenthood is the #1 organ/stem cell distributor in the world.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Every time I get on here I just see a bunch of people bitching about shit they did to themselves... Were the fuckin' WEED at, bruh? Make me smile at your plants, not rage at your stupidity. Here is my dog. Now be happy or go suck a dick. Choice is yours.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

@MattH_4America They've known of all the legitimate uses for cannabis for literal THOUSANDS of years. And it is still illegal in most parts of the world and about 1/4 or so of the US. This shouldnt surprise us.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Hi, I'm Dexter. If you don't grow Greenwolf then FUCK YOU! Nah, not for real. Unless you're into that? Anyway... Try Greenwolf. That shit is 🔥.

Green Wolf Genetics

@wolf_genetics

1 year

Little tester run of this new one! Oreo Kush Breath X Wedding Cake F4 It smells like cake and cookies that’s for sure Green Wolf Genetics

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Going to do a Miracle Grow experiment AGAIN just to prove a point. Be mad, haters.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

1. LST does not require tying them down. They bend over quite easily if they're healthy, and the recovery process of standing back up swells xylem for increased uptakes, contracts phleom for lower gravity loss during the metabolic period during lights off...

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

I guess it's time to plant all the seedlings... Tbh it gets kind of old. Home grow is cool, but it's way more fun when you someone to smoke and chill with while you garden... Don't mind the autos. They're experiments. Well, most of this is an experiment if I'm honest...

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Sold out. Thanks to the guy that retweeted saying it was over priced and I'm screwing people! You got me the last 2 sold lol

Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Ghost Train Haze #3 Clones available for pre-order. 30 days or less to shipping. $200 each, plus proof of cultivation capability required. Sorry, but my name is on this cut. Only 6 available Cannabinoids up to 34% and terps/volatiles up to 6% depending on grow environment.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

@Cobratate For years now you've proclaimed yourself to be in Romania because it is the "safest and most free". Now you claim you knew all along they're corrupt? Which is the lie?

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

From the looks of it, I probably won't be releasing my genetics. Again. Some of this shit is from parts of the world you haven't even heard of, but the "fuck off" response to a raffle for some reminded me y'all don't care about quality, just hype. Good day and happy growing.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

Touchdown. Thanks @buytheseed :) look forward to trying these, and more (:

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

@LoupeyGardener @GROWERCOALITION Agree.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

@JinjoJoey @ClownWorld_ More like $35-55 where I live, but yeah, nowhere near $192 lol

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

@mama_pause @elizableu If someone "gets off" on making life better for everyone else, that's a movement I can get behind.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Just a friendly reminder that if you are running packs that cost hundreds of dollars but AREN'T running @wolf_genetics ... You're setting yourself up for failure. Why spend half your income on beans when you can light your tent on fire for a benji?

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Fuck off!

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

@null_user_value @OfAthenry I'm a cement mason by trade, my friend. Concrete is $200 per cubic yard... Where I live, at least, concrete buildings are every bit of 4 to 5x more expensive for the same size building.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

The bottom leaves and purple show MANY hardships. I gave these girls a solid round of pH and deficiency torture, and now the final Veg test for @iBEX_Nutrition . I'll be almost completely destroying the root ball to see if they recover. Next a 30 day veg and then flower testing

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Gave a GTH #3 clone to a random dude in my local Hydro shop... He hooked me the fuck up on some soil and shit. Trade is always better than cash.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Lettin' the bitches get a tan before I put bigger shoes on 'em and lock 'em in a closet

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

@not_onions @KamalaHarris @JoeBiden Ain't nobody taking a damn thing. Especially once you get to the countryside. Most of these folks can Eyeball a squirrel at 50 yards.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

To all of my 1,400 and something followers... Fuck you. That is all. Carry on.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Everyone and their cousin seems to be releasing their own pollen chucking results. I think I may keep mine clutch until the frenzy is over. Maybe forever. No point in trying to compete in a market where the customers generally have no clue what they're even looking for...

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

@DschlopesIsBack The fact they turn off comments shows they know everyone is waking up.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

@null_user_value @OfAthenry Concrete rather than cement, but yes. The only issue is a 250k house of wood is the same size as a 2 million dollar concrete building.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

@BernieSpofforth Where I'm from they'll be met with thousands and thousands of rednecks with rifles.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

How do people keep getting grow light sponsors? I have over 10k paying customers and am well respected on most all grow websites/pages/groups I've been in, yet I keep seeing people get free lights and shit based on just a few posts and a couple hundred audience members...

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

This mutant truffle is a high maintenance bitch, lemme tell ya... I completely stripped EVERY leaf off this thing like 6 days ago... Fuggin' 'Ell...

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Tested and approved @petra_grow for the 2024 season I'll need at least one more. Maybe the backpack one, also.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

@kentuckyliz2 @TeamPelosi You advocate the slaughter of innocent children? That's a special kind of disgusting.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

@TwoStoned That's broccoli dipped in sugar or something... lol bro this isn't even funny at this point...

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Lol someone reported my comment saying "this cut is equivalent to ones selling for thousands" and X gave me a notification that says I'm now shadowbanned 🤣🤣🤣 Lol "free speech". Except when you grow weed. No rights allowed for those Devil's Lettuce farmers.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

They banned the growmies account because he did a funny. Follow his backup

Stoned but Awake

@StonedbutAwake

1 year

My @SolfireGardens grow now on day 30 of flower. 2x Baby Cakes (Right) and 2x Udderly Strawberry (Left.) 🍓 #growyourown #homegrown #420community #StonerFam

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Shit took a wild left turn so things are changing for a bit. I'll run something more legit soon. No details, because fuck you. Winners are: @HomeGrown4207 because the flag in his name @that_stonermom cuz she showed me a goat once. The 2nd was @DonutOperator but... duh.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

Different stages of veg, similar issues(on purpose) I bet you can tell which ones have gotten a dose of @iBEX_Nutrition

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

@valenceawest Intentionally and knowngly entering into a financial agreement that you cannot uphold should NOT be payed for by those of us that aren't so gullible.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

12,000+ years

Stoned but Awake

@StonedbutAwake

1 year

🤡 🌎

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Too many people on the interwebs are 100% ride or die confident in terribly incorrect information... Growmies... do it yourself and learn from experience. Taking advice from 99% of the people online will ruin your crop.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

11 months

Anything from him with "Wolf" in the name is special. Buy a pack or block me. Or neither. Fuck off.

Green Wolf Genetics

@wolf_genetics

11 months

Snow Wolf ❄️🐺 Snow Bunny (GSC x Mendo Breath) X Wolfsbane Grown By: Dave Lee (🔥you crushed it brother 🔥) Bred by: Green Wolf Genetics @PhenoWolf Seeds here: 👇👇👇👇

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

👀👀👀

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

If you're reading this then fuck you. Also, everyone that has something coming from me will have it shipped out this Saturday. Now go eat dicks and step on legos.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

@Rothmus

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

@iluminatibot Anyone to so much as SUGGEST this in real life would be very smart to never cross my pass. Leave our kids out of it, or deal with homocidal parents.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

@KamalaHarris Sure, take guns from law abiding citizens. That'll help bunches. Don't do anything about the root of the problem, just remove peoples ability to defend themselves. Surely it'll work.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

I've narrowed it down to these, but now I'm stuck... What's my next surprise flower run, guys?

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Just dropped a few autos... Anyone have any tricks for making them Veg a bit longer than they want to?

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Another @wolf_genetics took off for me :) Say hello to Piss Fritter.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

@SkolFoodie @null_user_value @OfAthenry Laying brick is insanely expensive lol

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

From that to this in like a week. If you haven't tried @iBEX_Nutrition ... You should. No, I'm not affiliated. No, I get nothing from saying this... but I'm solidly convinced that iBEX is among the best available.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Just doing a thing

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Anyone that posts shit like this goes on my short list. What does that mean? I haven't decided yet but it's def a good thing. Love these kind of posts, man.

Vet 420

@WeedVet

1 year

So cool to see nature doing her thing… on the left was last evening after the plants were done chasing the sun to the west This morning they are back pointing east in anticipation of the rising sun Keep growing friends

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Who knows how to work discord? Also, who wants to run mine? Idk how that shit works, don't too much care to figure it out...

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

A few shots of my stress test experiment. Mendo Bendo taking everything I throw at it.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Auto + photo = fast flowering? Come on guys, autos don't flower any faster than photo's... they just FLIP TO FLOWER faster, not actually finish flowering faster. Stop falling for B.S. like what FastBudz be telling y'all...

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

11 months

Same strain. One is slightly whorled/fasciated. The stem rub on these @WoWCrypto plants is VERY promising.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

@KarlousM People have focused so long on THC that they've bred out all of the other cannabinoids that used to effect the buzz. Old weed may have been 5-10% thc but it was another 10 or so in what are now considered rare cannabinoids.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Anyone ever take a dab so big it makes you cough until you puke a little?

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

From a 10 pack of seeds, 9 of them were insanely potent and super frosty. The tenth on looks like this. The lack of trichomes is astonishing. I've been wrong before, but I'd bet money it's a bunk pheno... Dang...

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

@wildtiktokss

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

IYKYK Popping the whole pack tonight. Hopefully I get a new mother out of it.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

11 months

Yup. Definitely sticking with it. People prove repeatedly they aren't worthy of life, let alone my genetics. The promised ones have packages in the mail. After that... not a single person on the internet will ever touch my stuff. Fuck all of you.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Decided to fill a 4x8 with autos. Ethos Vs Speedrun. Ol' lady filled the pots for me :) Preggo and still staying busy :)

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Fuck yes

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

@MrAndyNgo @MnUrising @jordanbpeterson @ellagirwin Happens to be that most of JP's following are fighting age men. Good luck, I guess. Lol this ought to be hilarious.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Bruh... attack of the fucking bots, much? Anyone else been getting random ass bot accounts liking their shit?

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

They're. Sold. Out. Messaging me random shit about how $200 is over priced will get you blocked, not listed.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

My whole flowering tent is FUCKED at week 6... My life is super fun sometimes.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Well this is fun... Almost as bad as trimming lol

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

#NewProfilePic

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

@POTUS The overwhelming majority of Americans understand how big of a deal this would be. It would benefit the lower and middle class, and SEVERELY dig into the pockets of the very wealthy. Which is why you're against it, right?

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Got busy with gardening and then family shit. I'll get that truck stop lurker video tomorrow. Got one winner picked, another on the way. Fuck it maybe 3 who knows.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

Forgot I had this pic lol

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

@jeffcharlesjr Whichever side abolishes the government in its entirety is the side I pick. All government is evil. All of them, everywhere.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Daily Reminder: I am twice as stubborn and 5x as much of a dick as you think you are. I WILL piss you off. If you laugh instead of cry... we can be friends.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

These mystery packs are a killer deal

Green Wolf Genetics

@wolf_genetics

1 year

Mystery Packs Still available! Might have a golden ticket inside 😉

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

2 years

@TheLivAlexander 100% guarantee I can match or surpass that quality for much less money. There is no such thing as weed worth $1k an ounce.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

This @HerbiesSeeds DoSiDos is off to an awesome start 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

This must become an international sport. For the sake of humanity.

Pastor Alex

@PastorAlexLove

1 year

This is the future the atheists want

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Oh fuck my veg tent got thrips. Can't decide if I want to fight them or trash it and re-run it.

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Everyone thinks because some science-y fella said you can't stabilize Whorled Phyllotaxy... I'm going to do it. Just for shits and fucking giggles. I don't fuck with "can't".

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Dexter's Greenhouse

@DextersGarden

1 year

Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe. Shut the fuck up, it's a joke.

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