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Physics/Math university student⚛📚 Astrophysics intern 🔭Roofer🔨 Certified goon 👹 Future water wars veteran 🔫 Homes for All organizer 🏠 He/him

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Joined January 2019
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Sosalism with Chief Keef characteristics
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In 1986 the American Physical Society booked 4000 hotel rooms in the MGM Grand Hotel and cost the casinos so much money that the APS was asked to never come back by the entire city of Las Vegas. The physicists didn't discover some genius gambling strategy, they just didn't play.
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@dieworkwear @jacksonhinklle Doing a phone interview with a tailor just to prove your op's suit isn't technically bespoke is next level hating.
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The hotel rooms, buffets, and alcohol were sold at a loss to get people to gamble more, but the physicists simply didn't gamble.
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@punished_cait I speak for all college bros when I say this. If a nice lady brought us chili, not only would we demolish the whole pot, but she would never have to mow her lawn or clean her gutters again.
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@Sin_Salt I didn't get a perfect score on a physics test in high school, because I wrote on my test that neutrinos have mass, but the textbook from the nineteen fucking eighties said otherwise. She said she'd have to take points from everyone else to give me points for my answer 😒
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@crocodilethumbs She replied 3 hours later with a shopping list. I don't even know where to find grueyer cheese.
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@shaun_jen Hey ladies, why would you date that tall, handsome misogynist, when you can date a misogynist that plays Warhammer 40k and breathes heavily while staring at you without saying a word?
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@Buchayze @yedoye_ I guess the French language didn't have jokes either.
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@TheyThemItalian Bensanity is all hype. No way he has the juice to sustain.
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@JimmyPop2357 That or the grad students were just broke
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@p0gg3rchamp @JoshUniverse_ @amy_ydgn @livandorder You just announced to the whole world that you've never fucked in your life.
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A whole lot of physicists found this post. Stop liking it and give me a job.
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@GoldyRiSA @dbslat "let's finna" Not how you use that word
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@ghostofkurta Guess I'll just
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@GoldyRiSA @dbslat This joke doesn't even make any sense. You're barely a person. You're an algorithm mindlessly regurgitating words and pictures that it scrapes from twitter without any clue as to what they mean.
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@GogolOvo @GMomurder I learned Japanese from girls and they had a intervention to masculinize my speech.
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@ClassicYou1 @theCJS What are you going to do to stop him?
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Seeing the bad faith reactions to Luna's tiny farm has destroyed my faith in a large part of the online left. How can I trust y'all to support black liberation when you can't even support Vietnamese rural families owning the smallest amount of land for farming?
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@barriedewet @reckin_2 @EuroAmerican22 Africa has more genetic, cultural, and linguistic diversity than the rest of the world combined. It's a continent of 54 countries with 1.2 billion people between them.
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@pjayevans I used to work at a bank. Me and the boys in the money kitchen used to invent new bills just for the hell if it. The $7 bill was my favorite.
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@butleriano @ettingermentum Didn't expect to see the Israeli-Yemeni hyperwar when I opened twitter today.
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@RileyStearns Imagine committing the perfect crime and then
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@jenbrained "severely autistic girls are never this abusive" I learned how to bob and weave thanks to my oldest sister's meltdowns lmao she's 4'11'' and hits like a fuckin freight train.
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@Nemo_Literam Billions must live
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@IlhanMN Arming extremists groups to fight Russia has never gone wrong before. Right?
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@GRUGCEL The duality of man
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@3bluemoreblue The people's all you can eat crab legs
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@Bruhsepheus Overnight warehouse guys are different because they haven't seen the sun for more than 10 minutes at a time in years.
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@keyofB_Platt @punished_cait We've interacted before and she knows where I stand on free chili.
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Leftist books be like: Table of contents Table of contents Forward Forward Forward Introduction Introduction Introduction Theory Appendix Appendix Appendix Glossary Works cited Works cited Works cited Works cited Works cited
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@Mista_MistyEyed @georainbolt @YWNReporter "Please ratio me I accept" Take this shit to the DMs we do not need to see your kinks on display
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@okayjia_ The damn crab was Jamaican!
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@GravelInstitute I am angry beyond words
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@dontallow @Sin_Salt The fact that they oscillate and experience time at all proves that they can't be light speed particles and therefore should have mass! Even though the mass(es) of neutrinos hadn't been measured at the time it would be ridiculous to just say "idunno prolly 0 lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
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@EclecticHams Auntie has opened a second bottle of Moscato.
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@ettingermentum Almost literally me
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@BriannaWu Israel should not exist. I hope that helps 👍🏾
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@pogorelov_ian May I suggest
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@durrsie_ Don't forget him
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@Buchayze @yedoye_ Nah. You just didn't get the joke. Happens to everyone.
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@barriedewet @reckin_2 @EuroAmerican22 White people: green grass in a fucking desert Black people: not wasting water on fucking grass lmao
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@sweatystartup @seandsweeney If people who provide necessary services cannot afford to live where they provide those services, then the free market is clearly not working. Unless you think brutal socioeconomic stratification is a good thing.
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@theoooeooo @skatie420 Have some self respect
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@Cpl_Dont_Know Had to have my wisdom teeth pulled out and just raw dogged that shit without anesthesia, because it was too expensive.
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@Dystopiantics @lakeeater This is a certified Le Pédophile Raciste classic
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@deemolitionT You do not have to worry about "tankies" coming to Poland. Not even the Polish want to be in Poland
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@bxieus President Xi. You may fire when ready 🫡
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@autogynefiles If the Supreme Court is so powerful, then why won't it fight me?
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@Dripkasi4L "NATO isn't perfect, but it's done very little militarily in it's history, and it's certainly never tried to invade and annex neighboring countries." Lol. Lmao.
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Sneaky little dude
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@davidlparsons "Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth." - The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
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@JamesGr37454646 @samah_fadil @BCSMZG You're the one who asked her to go
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If a person's entire contribution to the left is arguing with other leftists on the internet, then they are not a serious person and their opinions can be simply disregarded. Hot takes are not praxis.
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@NakedSavior Every tornado season in the Midwest
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@ferrarimanf355 @hayxtt Yeah bitch we're all communists here
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@_rawrell The Spanish enslaved indigenous people on a scale and level of brutality that had not yet been seen on Earth. They were so filthy that indigenous people bathed them so they wouldn't stink up the place.
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@DoomVizion Tio gonna draw that pistol like this
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@_alialkhatib A doctor didn't think my mom's neck pain was anything to worry about, but luckily her friend was there (and some kind of brain doctor or something) and screamed at the doctor to run test. If she wasn't there that aneurysm would have killed her.
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@ettingermentum You don't actually buy your first flat cap. Your dad gives you one and you put it on a shelf thinking you'll never wear it, but every year it calls a little bit louder like the green goblin mask.
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@SloppyMike87 @hunter_hhhh Germans are not beating the humorless allegations
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@PunishedFredda Looks like blue hair and pronouns leads to more children than based chad cartoons
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@smilingnodding I'm sorry. I thought you was corn.
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@CoalaKuddle @crocodilethumbs -Dry white wine just get cheap kind Oil French bread 🥖 Celery 2 white onions Mushrooms 🍄
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@KCTenants has stopped 717 evictions let's fucking goooooooooooo!
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@theoooeooo @skatie420 "I'm still getting your impressions" fake internet bullshit. No one cares. Go outside. Talk to your neighbors. Call your parents.
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@etherealhippie @painyal Or it was a funny way to protect her identity from the vultures on this site.
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@MargBarAmerica I live in an apartment and everyone has to check every package because FedEx mixes up our shit all the time.
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@snake_ape @furby_hancock A contraption? Ok grandpa 🙄
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@delmoi @jeremythunder You'll take my flamethrower guitar from my cold dead hands!
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@weneededthis @Cpin42 All 4 of these guys are sock accounts.
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@Rockybalbonga1 "I need you to explain to me, in your own words, why this is funny to you"
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@yugopnik The Wikipedia page for Serfdom in Tibet is a war zone. "We have mountains of testimonials from people that were whipped half to death, records of mutilation as punishment for crime, and pictures of children being used as slaves" vs "nuh uh".
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@PLDroneOperator Getting stitched up over a yen bag of grass is crazy
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@RichSeviora @dieworkwear @jacksonhinklle @KathrynTewson I'm not knocking Derek. This is why I follow him. This is what I want to see.
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@JordanUhl Tucker Carlson reporting "you can no longer rail Minnie Mouse in a sundress"
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@120Gigs @miraiwillsaveus Right after Maya Ibuki
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@contrariandoosh @nathanielrobl @gbennylola Do you just wake up everyday and decide to be insufferable?
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@Whatapityonyou Luke Skywalker wasn't even the hero of that movie! He was an old man mentor!
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The Spanish replaced the practice of sacrificing humans to the gods with sacrificing humans to the mines and the plantations. The Aztecs could never dream of killing as many people as the Spanish did.
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@ReZylution @sydniverse We need to gate keep harder
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@Schizophrenesia You were beating off when you made this
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Material conditions absolutely determine how people develop their morality and if you think otherwise you really need to do some more examination.
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Emerican Johnson dropping takes like "material conditions determine what's moral" and "my morality stems from dialectical materialism" like come on dude 😭😭
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On second thought, ultras, social fascists, and anarkkkrackers (nothing but respect for principled anarchists) don't actually do anything. They aren't a threat to black liberation in the slightest.
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