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Deep Throat (TOTALLY A PARODY)

@DeepThroatIPO

1 year

Twitter's changed a lot since it became "X"...my engagement has plummeted 90% The only new followers I'm getting seem to share the general theme: "..if you want to see my vagina...click here" So, as a test, could you "like" this post just to let me know if you see it? Thanx

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3 years

For those of you playing at home, when the reverse repo facility balances begin to decline, it will be the harbinger of liquidity issues/imbalances on the horizon... i.e.) the streets will no longer be flooded with money... you may want to bookmark this

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@DeepThroatIPO

3 years

Saw this dusty bottle hiding on the back shelf at a local bar...asked the bar tender the price of a nice pour, neat She said "I think it's expensive.. ..probably $20" I said .. with my best poker face.. "ok..I'll try it" I hope she didn't get in trouble

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@DeepThroatIPO

6 months

My engagement has fallen off a cliff Years ago I'd get tens of thousands of impressions...even on the silliest, most innocuous posts If you are an actual human and can see this... please do me a favor and respond in some way, so I can see how bad the throttling really is Thanx

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4 years

BREAKING: JPM AGREES TO THROW JUNIOR BANKERS UNDER THE BUS AFTER AN INTERNAL INVESTIGATION CONFIRMS THE CHAIN OF EVIDENCE DEAD-ENDS WELL BEFORE THE C-SUITE.

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JPMorgan agrees to identify any bankers who signed off on $875 million in transfers to a former Nigerian official, who was convicted of money laundering

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3 years

@APompliano "Government" put a man on the moon in 1969 with unmatched entrepreneurial spirit Elon Musk rode a modified bottle rocket 50+ miles up, the equivalent distance of Cleveland to Akron, 50+ years later Seriously, why are "billionaires in space" publicity stunt things even "news"?

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@DeepThroatIPO

2 years

Jeezus H Christmas......for the love of god....please make it stop....

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@DeepThroatIPO

5 years

Well, today I'll take another shot at the 2020 Nobel in Econ. I've dissected BIS/TIC data. Here's the bottom line. $29T in Global USD Bank deposits. $20T of it is "owned" by foreigners, and it's leaving US Banks. It's the "Repo-Apocalypse Now" RT🤓

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@DeepThroatIPO

1 year

I doubt that value concentration like this has ever happened before....$9.7T with a P/E of 37 22% of US Stock Market cap is concentrated in the "Big 7" Tech Companies.... i.e.) ..on an EPS basis, those 7 stocks are valued at 2x what the other 3, 558 businesses are valued at...

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@DeepThroatIPO

3 years

@LukeGromen Bonds are not in a bubble... We're just at a point where, for the first time in history, everything is rated AAA and there is absolutely no risk of default on anything ever again...🤓

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@DeepThroatIPO

5 years

"...the person who tested positive was only the 32nd person we've tested in New York State.... they are testing 10,000 a day in some countries... this is a national scandal..."

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@DeepThroatIPO

4 years

@MissMeganDawn Well...that's probably correct... But I'd suggest that there were a lot of people who didn't vote for anybody in 2016.... It's looking like they're going to vote this time around...

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@DeepThroatIPO

2 years

@zerohedge BREAKING: SPANISH DEODORANT SALES SKYROKET

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@DeepThroatIPO

3 years

1/ Hey Tony @SecBlinken ...IMPORTANT:EYES ONLY!...I couldn't agree more...speaking of sanctions, I thought I'd try to lend a hand here...When you are chasing rats (I had a tough childhood...bear with me for a moment) they often scurry to places you would never, ever expect.

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The United States will be addressing this matter in the UN General Assembly, where the nations of the world can, will, and should hold Russia accountable and stand #UnitedWithUkraine .

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@DeepThroatIPO

3 years

@ScottAdamsSays The reset started twenty years ago ... it's a gradual, boiling frog process that few people see or understand... 2022 will be yet another year where we fail to muster the political will to reverse it...carry on

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4 years

@RudyHavenstein "we all knew about it.... We all know what he was doing" .... Cindy.... you were married to a United States Senator.... and you and John did nothing about it....??...really? ... the word "accomplice" comes to mind....

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3 years

@RudyHavenstein @OccupytheFeds Well..what jumps out at me is...why does a FED Governor feel compelled to have a material ownership interest in and income from multiple "Asia Group" LLCs. (pg 7 & 10), a DC consulting firm, where value and amounts are not disclosed?..probably nothing

The Asia Group | Business Consulting & Advisory

The Asia Group leads at the intersection of public policy and corporate strategy, informed by cutting-edge analysis to enable your success.

theasiagroup.com

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3 years

@wolfejosh BREAKING: DALIO STATES EMPHATICALLY THAT HE IS "NOT AN EXPERT" ON ORGAN HARVESTING, CONCENTRATION CAMPS AND/OR SUSPICIOUS SLIP AND FALLS OFF BALCONIES AND/OR UNSOLVED CITIZEN DISAPPEARANCES Apparently ..he's just trying to follow the rules and make an honest buck... Good to know

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@DeepThroatIPO

4 years

More good news for financial markets.... Nearly a third of all new frauds...ummm... I mean IPOs... are being underwritten by the Chinese Communist Party...

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@pstAsiatech

4 years

Twenty-four of the world’s top 50 underwriters this year are from China, up from 15 in 2019. Together they held a combined market share of about 31%, compared with 18.5% last year. That’s the biggest share in records going back two decades.

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@DeepThroatIPO

6 years

The PBOC released its annual "Financial Stability Report" Friday night....it's a real page turner. The Chinese have "created" US$50.1 Trillion in "Junk Financial Assets" in just four short years....Holy crap! Feel free to re-tweet.... HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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@DeepThroatIPO

3 years

Although I've not heard a lot of things in my life... I have not heard this...so true...

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3 years

Be prepared.

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@DeepThroatIPO

1 year

@DiMartinoBooth ...anytime I've ever made an offer on a house... It's been at least ten percent less than the ask.... If that bid is not at least considered.... I can only assume that I am trying to buy: 1) The wrong house 2) From the wrong seller 3) At the wrong time ... Or all of the above

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1 year

@TheBondFreak ...so where are these deposits going?...as you know...I have my guesses...

How to Wreck a "Big Old" GSIB Bank... - DeepThroatIPO

As you all know there’s much discussion, hand-wringing and consternation surrounding of all the complex goings-on at Silicon Valley Bank, Credit Suisse, Signature, First Republic, et al, et al....

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@DeepThroatIPO

3 months

...so...I made a couple of pithy/snarky comments about Tesla last week and my engagement dropped to zero... Please respond/like this post if you see it...

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@DeepThroatIPO

4 years

Although it doesn't happen all that often...one of the most gratifying things in life, is when brilliant, talented, successful people pay attention to what you have to say and appreciate your work... I'm grateful...

🇺🇸 Kyle Bass 🇹🇼

@Jkylebass

4 years

Ant Group’s accounting is a complete disaster. The “related party” transactions look to be fraught with CPC kickbacks and a web of Chinese characteristics. Jack Ma’s “Chinese SOE banks have a pawnshop mentality” probably did Ant in. #accountingFraud

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@DeepThroatIPO

4 years

@BradHuston @zerohedge @JanetYellen .."and since the IRS is a Treasury function, reporting directly to me, we will also be conducting 'selective enforcement' on tax filings regarding offshore vehicles and funds flow... Oh, and see you at next quarter's meeting... and my speaking fee just tripled... Any questions?"

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@DeepThroatIPO

4 years

@JackPosobiec @DarrenJBeattie Many years ago, one of my sons, who is mildly autistic, said something to me that changed my life..... he said: "Dad...just because you are smart, that doesn't mean that you are right...."

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@DeepThroatIPO

5 years

Seriously folks.....in the history of finance....has anyone ever seen the "middle" of the UST Yield Curve collapse like this in three sessions? Monday/Tues & Today vs 1/31/20. Why?....long end rock solid? ...Thoughts? Theories?...asking for a friend..

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@DeepThroatIPO

3 years

@charliebilello Why does everyone put China on these lists?.... it's almost like Economists think their numbers are real or something..

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@DeepThroatIPO

3 years

Holiday reading! TSLA/BABA/FSB/CIMA quiz next week! @coloradotravis @SantiagoAuFund @doumenzi @profplum99 @Jkylebass @WallStCynic @herbgreenberg @adamscrabble @chigrl @John_Hempton @LukeGromen @DiMartinoBooth @jposhaughnessy @TonyNashNerd

It's not about Tesla...or Alibaba.....it's much bigger than that.... - DeepThroatIPO

…it’s about financial IED’s (Improvised Explosive Devices) with “Chinese Characteristics” embedded in America’s financial markets. As you know, the primary value proposition I try to bring to my...

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@DeepThroatIPO

5 years

My first foray into the "Economic-Thriller-Whodunit" genre. There are $2.2 Quadrillion reasons to read this, long painful epic. It's also the height of irony that the CPC modeled their master plan to destroy America after a 1987 Charlie Sheen movie...🤓

The Stealth Nationalization of America's Banks.....an "Economic-Whodunit-Thriller-Novella" -...

As the self-proclaimed creator of the Financial Comedy genre, I feel occasionally obligated to continue my quest, taking cutting edge, ground breaking economic and financial research to the “I’m...

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@DeepThroatIPO

5 years

@MariusAdomnica @dhh Either they don't understand vehicle depreciation... Therefore they don't understand they're losing money. Or, they understand it and still need to pay the rent, so converting the vehicle depreciation to cash keeps a roof over their head.... Welcome to the gig economy...

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@DeepThroatIPO

4 years

@DiMartinoBooth We live in a very old neighborhood.... Lots of 5,000+ sft. homes for sale... most would-be sellers are empty-nesters.... their property taxes are $20k to $40k a year.... They are finding out they don't have as much wealth to "access" as they thought they had a few months ago...

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@DeepThroatIPO

3 years

@Investingcom So, the CCP lists $DIDI on the NYSE raising USD$4.4 Billion....2 days later they declare the business illegal..pocketing the money....knowing they've cashed out of their other US ADR holdings...lead underwriters GS, JPM & MS @SEC_Enforcement = crickets

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@DeepThroatIPO

3 years

Large Cap Chinese stocks up strong today....

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@DeepThroatIPO

4 years

Wowwww....the 7 biggest companies in the world, by market cap, are all tech, & controlled/run/supported by the Chinese Communist Party Moreover, the CCP doesn't even have a usable currency...They did it all using USDs!!...an incredible turn of events that probably can't end well

Jack

@JackPScott

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Largest companies by Mkt Cap by decade.

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@DeepThroatIPO

4 years

I thought I'd take a minute & tweet out the F-MAGA-BUTTS year end "Pearl Harbor" figures/reconnaissance... ..$9.786 Trillion in Market Cap concentrated in 10 stocks, the equivalent of 24.2% of all publicly traded US Equities P/E of 47 There is no precedent.. Happy New Year!

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@DeepThroatIPO

1 year

Fun fact on valuation: If $NVDA had (and actually paid) a 4% dividend yield...it would wipe out shareholder equity in about 6 months...

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@DeepThroatIPO

3 years

@SecYellen ..you understand that most of the mess we're in right now is actually your fault...don't you..??

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@DeepThroatIPO

3 years

Today's Quiz: Why does a company that has been declared "illegal" and has had it's app removed from circulation in China, still have a US$59 Billion market cap on the NYSE 2 days after the IPO? (wrong answers only)

Investing.com

@Investingcom

3 years

*CHINA TECH CRACKDOWN WIPES OUT BILLIONS FROM DIDI, OTHER U.S.-LISTED CHINA FIRMS - $DIDI $BABA $BIDU $PDD $YMM

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@DeepThroatIPO

3 years

@zerohedge @TESLAcharts This can only be accomplished if you have a closed, non-floating currency that nobody off the mainland uses AND you maintain beneficial, anonymous control over at least $35T of Western currency denominated, liquid financial assets that you can cash out anytime.. Uhh Ohhh...

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4 years

@Jkylebass ...but when they build you a gigafactory in Shanghai "for free", even though it can be nationalized in a Hong Kong minute... You somehow learn to live with the irritating idiosyncrasies of doing business with the Chinese Comedy Party... "Gigafactory secured..."

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@DeepThroatIPO

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@Stimpyz1 @DiMartinoBooth @Quillintel @SoberLook @DeutscheBank Agreed...the FED is terrified of Mr. Market pricing US Debt Securities at fair value... let that sink in for a minute

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@DeepThroatIPO

4 years

I can't disagree with anything you've said Raoul... This is a MUST-READ. My only comment might be, that you are looking at this through the lens of a technician...you might consider thinking about it more like a detective trying to solve a bank job... since that's what this is..

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The Dollar Wrecking Ball: I hear the narratives that the Fed is printing money...Brrr... and that is going to cause a dollar collapse. I worry that this narrative is very wrong. My strongly held view is that the dollar is the pinnacle of all the macro issues we face. 1/

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3 years

If you look around the poker table and you can't tell who the sucker is... More likely than not... It's you...

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@DeepThroatIPO

3 years

@Investingcom So, the CCP lists $DIDI on the NYSE raising USD$4.4 Billion....2 days later they declare the business illegal..pocketing the money....knowing they've cashed out of their other US ADR holdings...lead underwriters GS, JPM & MS @SEC_Enforcement = crickets

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@DeepThroatIPO

3 years

@SantiagoAuFund ..really attractive women have always been able to drone on incessantly, unimpeded, about utter nonsense.. ...nobody can stop them or interrupt them...their gibrish is hypnotic ProTip: Best to just nod politely and walk away before you accidentally end up married to one of them

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@DeepThroatIPO

4 years

If you've not yet had a chance to read the 880 page CARES Act. rushed/signed into law last Friday, here's the summary....It's the greatest political power grab in history & signals the end of the Western Financial System & Democracy as we know it...Enjoy!

The CARES Act....The Beginning of the End of Western Democracy.... - DeepThroatIPO

Well, after I had seen the thunderous, unanimous passage of HR-748 in the Senate on Friday, followed by Nancy Pelosi’s giddy “we worked night and day to get this bipartisan effort done…we’ve brought...

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@DeepThroatIPO

5 years

@AJA_Cortes @adamscrabble The trades.... Electrician, plumbing, HVAC, mechanics, construction, etc..... hands down...

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@DeepThroatIPO

3 years

11/ Finally...Ooopppsss... Forgot to copy Joe, Gary, Jay & JanYell on this...I learned along time ago that when you propose a strategic initiative it's best to include the whole team...as always, let me know if you have questions… @POTUS @SecYellen @GaryGensler @FED @FBI

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@DeepThroatIPO

4 years

@DiMartinoBooth It won't...ever.... Just like Amazon/Walmart/ e-commerce has destroyed shopping mall and retail real estate values.. Work group connectivity is destined to destroy downtown office space values.. all the tools are in place...the traditional high-rise office is a costly dinosaur

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@DeepThroatIPO

4 years

@chigrl I have 50,000+ miles on this bike.... vintage 1984 Bianchi.... Paid about $600 for it as I recall...$16/yr to stay in shape... that's what I call "the time value of money"

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@ScottAdamsSays "....any amount of debt can be 'inflated away'....20%+ inflation for 5 to 10 years should do it.....the key is to keep your job ....and not accidentally start a world war while you are doing it...oopsie daisy." Sincerely, Rudy Havenstein Former Reichsbank President

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4 years

@LukeGromen "When the people find that they can vote themselves money... that will herald the end of the republic." Ben Franklin

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@DeepThroatIPO

3 years

This is actually pretty funny.... Looking forward to the JP Morgan roadshow and the

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@DeepThroatIPO

1 year

For most analysts it's difficult to seamlessly pivot between "financial comedy" and the "financial horror" genre'...but I was inspired by the recent, ongoing banking debacle...and I think I may have hit this one out of the park! Hope you enjoy my work..

How to Wreck a "Big Old" GSIB Bank... - DeepThroatIPO

As you all know there’s much discussion, hand-wringing and consternation surrounding of all the complex goings-on at Silicon Valley Bank, Credit Suisse, Signature, First Republic, et al, et al....

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@DeepThroatIPO

3 years

3/…as I'm sure you know, Cindy and a few dozen of her friends are in charge of regulating about $16T of Western Currency denominated financial assets (mostly USD) on her little island. About 1/3, or $4.5T+/- are controlled by Russian & Chinese ShellCos with ugly custody chains

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1 year

BREAKING: Ro Khanna announces 5 point plan to establish thousands of offshore ShellCos and trusts controlled by independent administrators hired by attorneys who, by strict legal definition, have no direct legal relationship with lawmakers, fiduciaries or family members of same

Watcher.Guru

@WatcherGuru

1 year

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US Congressman introduces plan to ban Congress & their spouses from trading stocks.

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@RampCapitalLLC Alibaba....because the price would tell me whether democracy will survive.....or if I should start learning Mandarin..

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@DeepThroatIPO

3 years

I don't understand why this isn't the headline of every financial publication on the planet. $11 Trillion in Caymans Assets, 25,000 ShellCos, half of 'em brand new. THIS IS A PEARL HARBOR...with Chinese characteristics DO SOMETHING! @SecYellen @SEC_Enforcement

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@DeepThroatIPO

3 years

@DiMartinoBooth 25,000 entities regulated by a few college kids. Half of them newly formed in the last 6 months. These Shellcos are not Robin Hood day traders. These represent the end of democracy...

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@Jkylebass This is the equivalent of establishing a beachhead.... except it's done with building permits, kickbacks and willful ignorance ..... I suppose it's less dramatic and newsworthy than a beach full of dead soldiers.... But the Chinese know it's less costly and just as effective....

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4 years

@chigrl My favorite stat is that $TSLA is currently priced at 1,291 years worth of trailing 12-month earnings.... This is actually a huge improvement since they've managed to lose nearly $4.5 billion in the prior four years... But who cares?... they're going to build flying cars soon

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@NorthmanTrader ... the article is behind the paywall.... But let me guess... Both buyers were offshore LLCs with funny sounding names?....or perhaps Chinese individuals, who've never been to America, represented by counsel at the closing?... am I close? Money laundering is a team sport...

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3 years

@chigrl @militaryhistori I think he meant to say "white people" ...not sure...

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@Jkylebass "Bend over America... The Chinese Communist Party is here to help!"

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@TESLAcharts He's always been ahead of the curve in hindsight...

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@chigrl Finally.....a government official who has the strength, conviction and courage to step aside from his highly lucrative and prestigious government job...just so he can spend more time with family and pursue other interests.... after making a fortune insider trading....baby steps

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1/I wonder who bought the 11.5 million Tesla shares between 9:30-9:45 AM on Tuesday and who sold the 8.3 million shares at 9:30-9:45 AM on Wednesday??...11.5 million shares at an average price of $850 = $9.8 Billion (10% +/- of the pre-run-up market cap) moved in 15 minutes.

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@DeepThroatIPO

4 years

@WallStCynic Harkening back to my years as an auditor.... I can't remember a time when I walked into a controller's office and asked him/her: "Hey is there any fraud on your watch?" ... and they replied "OMG...My books are a mess, my staff is clueless and I have no idea what's going on!!"

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3 years

@onlyyoontv @CNBC "China logistics firm in Guangzhou"

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4 years

@man_integrated Such old school thinking....the new, emergent model has been to run your entire supply chain, and ops through Communist China while masquerading as a US Company funded by US Banks $JPM, $C, $GS, $BAC, $WMT..🤓

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@DeepThroatIPO

2 years

@ben_mckenzie The crypto model is simple...all you have to do is: 1) Put up a website & tell everyone you're a billionaire 2) Use a lot of technical jargon on social media 3) Get people who don't know any better to send their $$ to a jurisdiction with no extradition treaties 4) Repeat

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@coloradotravis State A would steal all of State B's technology, launch $Trillions of fake securities on State B's exchanges, and eventually wreck its currency and economy. State B's dumb-ass leadership would be oblivious and have no idea what's happening.... How'd I do?

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@DiMartinoBooth The Indian people have to trade bitcoin through Iranian VPNs after converting their Rupees to USDs on their HSBC app... ... I guess it's more than inconvenience than a ban...

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@chigrl "Earnings?"....what are these "earnings" of which you speak?....as I recall, "earnings" was some sort of a financial concept that mattered a long, long time ago.... but my memory is foggy and faded from years of Central Bank abuse...

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@chigrl ...I doubt that the study of history will be allowed... ...the official manuscript will be written, distributed and unchallengeable...and we will be told that we are all better off as a result..

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@CaleCrypto To get a feel for your expected returns, just take some banded stacks of $$ bills that you personally feel are significant to you, put them on the driveway in front of you, set them on fire and watch them burn... That should be a fair approximation of the ROI

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1/What we have is a silly/fraud HK listed company, incorporated in the Caymans, which does business solely on mainland China, but for some reason US Underwriters saw fit to help them issue $29B (2020) of non-RMB debt as well as additional equity and OBS risk to dopey foreigners

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@Jkylebass The most disturbing thing about this tweet... is that we actually have to have legislation to prevent Americans from doing business with regimes that want to destroy America...and there's a chance that it won't pass

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1/ Here's an interesting FRED Chart...I compared GDP, M3, the "Debt" (National Debt plus FED Balance Sheet) and the FED Funds rate. All indexed to 100 as of 1/1/2005. The GDP/Debt/M3 relationship had held constant, for decades, with interest rates being the brake/accelerator

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@elonmusk ...my 1994 Ford Explorer had both heat and air conditioning...it ran reliably for 452,000 miles before I donated it to charity....no software or high tech pump-o-rama jargon needed...

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@Jkylebass @SullyCNBC @SquawkCNBC ...on a positive note...sales of knock-off/fake designer parkas in the secondary market are skyrocketing..

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4 years

@adamscrabble Not to be Mr Conspiracy theorist, but deploying the National guard to a community will generally trigger an exclusion clause on most ISO commercial insurance policies, shifting the cost of the damage from the insurer to the insured. Governors are being lobbied as I type....

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@MichaelMcGaughy ... This is inaccurate...he can absolutely get his money out... if he chooses to employ a cadre of party members who will wire the money to their Csyman accounts and further transfer it to US banks for a modest 50% handling fee...

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5 years

@zerohedge You rarely see a situation where the second greatest, publicly traded Ponzi scheme in history owns a third of the greatest Ponzi scheme in history.... and both are foreign listings on US exchanges. We live in unique, amazing times... Thank you Wall Street.. you guys are the best

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4 years

@chigrl @RedboxWire It's incredible to me that we have become so politically dependent on the Chinese Communist Party that we now have to rely on them to actually pull the decoupling trigger for us....

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@DiMartinoBooth NINE STOCKS.... THE EQUIVALENT OF 25% OF THE MARKET CAP OF ALL PUBLICLY TRADED US EQUITIES... $9.3T....P/E 46

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4 years

@robert_spalding The more things change, the more they stay the same.... In the 1930s it was GM, Ford and the Swiss banks... Today, it's Amazon, Walmart, Apple, social media and the big US Banks.... all trying to make a buck to the detriment of democracy..

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5 years

If anyone ever had a question as to what might lie ahead for Hong Kong protesters should their efforts fail... These documents describe their presumed fate in stark terms... They are fighting for their collective lives ..

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China has detained up to a million Muslims, a campaign it calls a benevolent and routine effort against the pull of extremism. But 403 pages of Communist Party documents we obtained reveal how officials plotted to carry out a ruthless, coercive clampdown.

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Excellent insight Tuomas... ".....historians will identify the onset of the global economic crisis as 16 September, 2019. It was the first clear sign of the potential for a violent unwinding of the massive speculative financial positions created by central bank meddling."

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As promised, here's our take on the #repo -problems. It seems that QE:s have caused much more distortions than many thought. All comments are highly appreciated! @bondstrategist @BradHuston @DiMartinoBooth @JeffSnider_AIP @Amdalleq @Frances_Coppola

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4./ ..so, Cindy needs help. She and her team have to try to regulate 28,168 entities (12/31/21), 2/3rds of which were formed in the last 5 years, amazing, isn't it? She can't possibly keep up with all the AML and that silly “Know Your Customer” (KYC) rules with her tiny staff

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2 years

Going in for what I'm told is some minor surgery shortly...wish me luck...

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@JCOviedo6 ...why is his whole family looking at that dove like they haven't eaten in weeks?

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5 years

I just re-read Rob's epic... It's even better the second time through. Best beach book of the season by far... required reading for fans of democracy everywhere....a straight forward easy read ... a true Sci-Fi-horror-thriller-page-turner.... Unfortunately it's also very real

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@Redpainter1 @soledadobrien Or my late Mom, who was the first female vice squad detective on the Milwaukee Police force (circa 1954) when women were told to stay home with the kids...at age 90 she told me she didn't enjoy arresting people but it was part of the job....kept a 38 snub in her purse...RIP Mom

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@elonmusk Thanks for taking my question. My feedback would be that in your 10ks you should probably disclose the amounts/terms of the funding you've received from the Chinese Communist Party for the Shanghai giga-factory. It's clearly material and I've not seen it in your filings Thanx

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@adamscrabble As you say... It's all about the news cycle...

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@adamscrabble As you know...I've never been a conspiracy theorist, I believe in data. However, if this was indeed a military-grade-designer-virus developed to cause Darwinian "selection" on those who are seen to be non-productive or a drag on an economy, who might develop such a device & why?

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@JanetYellen Thanks Jan... nice of you to recognize the problem, but I'm not understanding how the last $6 trillion of asset purchases and repo helped American small business at all... perhaps you can come up with something else?... soon?...

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"financial analysis" today..

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