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Joined November 2013
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
7 days
Best @moonwalkfitness deep-dive yet, thanks for chatting @SolanaFloor ! The team insisted we make this a walking interview to stay on brand - @RealChrisFiore and @miakoddda put in WORK to block people from the shot and make sure the camera man didn’t fall while walking
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🚢LATEST: Walk and talk with @DeadCaitBounce , Head of Growth for @moonwalkfitness Hear her take on the future of health onchain, and how Moonwalk is simplifying onboarding in crypto
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
7 months
Found her
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β€œvery demure, very mindf-β€œ
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
11 months
If you’re ever feeling lost or lacking in motivation and purpose, watch Season 2 Episode 7 of The Bear Without question one of the best episodes of a show ever made Every Second Counts
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Breaking: OpenAI board in discussions with Sam Altman to return as CEO
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
4 years
If OnlyFans ever decided to IPO, what would its ticker be? $SIMP?
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
4 years
RIP to yet another person I went to college with 😞 She’s not dead, just a forex trader on Instagram
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
Grown men will literally live like this and think that it’s ok
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
9 months
You are not β€œin the trenches” You are in Microsoft Excel
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
7 months
Fuck
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
10 months
As someone who used to spend all day every day selling ETFs and other financial products to traditional money managers of all shapes and sizes, I can promise you one thing Even if bullish, most of you are drastically underestimating the long-run impact of crypto ETF approvals
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
10 months
You are not β€œin a bull market” You are 30 years old You are in a fight for your life
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
4 years
β€œSo first, I skipped leg day...”
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
2 years
Get outside
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
OnlyFans be like OnlyKidding
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
β€œThe market will regulate itself” The market:
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
You simply cannot make this stuff up
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
6 months
Women don't need to watch Crypto Fight Night to see grown men get tired after a single 3-minute round
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
Shots at 21 vs. shots at 23:
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
7 months
It’s like watching Jordan in his prime
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@blknoiz06
Ansem πŸ‚πŸ€„οΈ
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
7 months
β€œHey, my friend over there thinks you’re cute” The friend:
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
RIP to yet another person I went to college with 😞 He’s not dead, he just mansplained crypto to me after I told him what I do for work
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
10 months
Imagine scrolling Twitter and seeing your ex use you as clickbait that blames you for destroying his wealth😩
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
Sure sex is good, but have you ever used a small medical device to perform 240 different tests from a single drop of blood?
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way; subliminal messaging via Twitter
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
10 months
This has to be so freeing. Can’t imagine.
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
4 years
Ladies, if he is: - Overly obtuse - Sensitive to the assumptions that you make - Difficult to determine the true value of (& this value is often exaggerated) - Utterly wrong in every way most of the time He’s not your man, he’s a discounted cash flow valuation
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
I think I just met @greg16676935420 irl
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
4 years
Bitcoin... that’s hot.
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
Ladies and gentlemen... the selloff
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
4 years
Thank you to Molly for over 14 years of adding nothing but pure love and happiness to my life. Just wish that I could’ve been there for you today in person. Humans simply do not deserve dogs. RIP.❀️
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
6 months
NASA recently found signs of possible city lights on a planet 47 light-years away I wonder what the cost of living is over there
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
1 year
Yeah I’m into BDSM, why do you ask
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
2 years
β€œHave you ever worked in or studied finance?” β€œBarely.” β€œCan you define duration risk for me?” β€œNo. And I know nothing about investing.” β€œWell, you must know something given your nonstop tweeting about SVB.” β€œI know what I want to believe and what I
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
4 years
Is it possible to have PTSD from corporate America? Asking for myself
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
9 months
This is quite literally the last thing that reply guys need to be seeing
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
RIP to yet another girl that I grew up with😣... She’s not dead, she just joined a *pyramid scheme. *Multi-level Marketing firm
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
Anyone can commit securities fraud. What makes you legendary is doing it twice.
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Jordan Belfort
3 years
Anyone can get rich once. What makes you legendary is doing it twice.
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
4 years
Finally changed my Twitter handle, hope it makes at least one of you laugh
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
2 years
Deleting dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: in my 10-person multi-million dollar property shared with coworkers in the Bahamas
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
If Lehman Brothers was called Lehman Sisters instead this never would have happened
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
11 months
Another clip for the start of a new week Attention to detail Structure Every Second Counts
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
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I’ve talked about this a lot over the years but I’ve struggled with pretty bad anxiety and trichotollomania (a hair pulling disorder) since I was 10 or 12 years old Have been pulling my hair out uncontrollably ever since (with varying degrees of severity) and it’s something I’ve
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
2 years
At a gala and will have a drink for every like this post gets
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
2 years
Absolutely delusional that anyone would try comparing this to 2008
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
10 months
Maybe it's obvious. But just in case it's not, allow me to get your wheels turning. Chew on this... per @ThinkAdvisor : The Registered Investment Advisory industry (to be clear - this DOES NOT EVEN INCLUDE assets managed by massive broker-dealer firms, or a lionshares of the
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
4 years
@tobydoyhowell Saying less and listening more Asking a lot of questions Admitting when you don’t know something Admitting when you’re wrong and change your POV on a topic Using your resources/ asking for help instead in of figuring everything out on your own
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
People with large social media followings and zero investment experience shilling investments to their impressionable audiences
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Ramp Capital
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What feels illegal in finance but isn’t?
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
Paris is beautiful this time of year!
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
Californians when the weather drops below 70 be like
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
6 months
I AM LOGGING OFF FOREVER PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP ALSO I AM NOT HIS GF
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
7 months
Send $WIF to zero with haste Sorry @blknoiz06
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
6 months
Crypto Bahamas was two years ago btw What a stamp in time
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
Shoutout to @lexfridman who is one of the only people on earth that I’d ever listen to for a 2-3 hour podcast
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
4 months
Happy… Fourth of July?…
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
Somebody pls get this man a new shtick, I’m bored
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My name is Jordan Belfort. I’m a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was 3 shy of a million a week
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
Hi @BillGates if you’re interested in a girlfriend / caretaker, please DM. Per my resume, I’m proficient in Word, Excel, & PowerPoint. I have diamond hands, and hands well suited for diamonds.πŸ˜‰ I love to spend money, so I could even run your foundation. XOXO DeadCaitGates πŸ’‹
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
4 years
Please stop whatever you’re doing and look at my dogs
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@DanManCarney For me that period of life is called β€œI’ve had enough drinks to forget about my asthma”
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
6 months
A dating app for people who work in crypto called Pump and Dump
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A dating app for people who are nice to each other called Tender
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 I’m all in πŸšΆπŸ»β€β™€οΈ
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
A live shot of me working from home... RIP to my spine
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
Find someone who loves you as much as men in finance love golf
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
1 year
Hot take: Don’t work from 22-29, there’s too much to lose. Your love life will thank you.
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
Because my non-nerdy Instagram followers will never understand this shirt like y’all do. Shouts to my fellow nerds. SatoSHE
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
People truly be like, β€œI hate capitalism” - Sent from my iPhone
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
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The hustle porn people will never tell you this but taking time to yourself is crucial for longevity and mental health Bringing friends along is a bonus!
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
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@blknoiz06 This is really really creepy bro, still time to take it down
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
2 years
Say it louder for ppl in the back @kylascan
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
Caption this
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9 months
She’s my aunt
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
7 months
The Michelin star chefs did not give me food poisoning you guys I’m fairly confident
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
2 years
It’s kind of sad how much of a difference it makes career-wise in finance if you’re able to talk about sports
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3 years
Tax szn soon come… find professional help.
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
4 months
"Muscle contraction is medicine" As a society much of the movement once embedded into our daily routine has been stripped away, which is why it's more important than ever to make efforts to move your body throughout the day This @hubermanlab pod ft. @CaseyMeansMD is well worth
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
It’s brutal out here Just when I thought my guy @ParikPatelCFA was done with ratioing me
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
7 months
One of the most perfect burgers I’ve ever had
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
4 years
Imagine willingly working in compliance. Like, do you hate yourself??
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
8 months
SOMEONE JUST SCREAMED β€œNICE NATURALS” AT ME AS I WALKED DOWN THE STREET THANKS SYDNEY SWEENEY ?
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
2 years
When people ignore all the red flags
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
4 years
Men will literally try calling the market top repeatedly, at the first sign of any negative sentiment, instead of going to therapy.
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
Ladies and gentlemen... the sell-off.
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
4 years
Are people finally realizing that it's boring? *ducks*
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
5 months
Star Atlas goes so hard jfc @staratlas
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
2 years
1/ Very excited to announce that I’ve joined the team at @RealHxroLabs as their new Head of Marketing and Communications!
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
9 months
Thinking fastπŸ’¨ and slowπŸ€” Follow-up commentary on questions I’ve received about #BTC ETF approvalsπŸ‘‡πŸ» How it works: To create new shares of the ETF, cash is sent to the fund itself. Once the fund receives cash it will purchase #Bitcoin Β  ASAP. So, any net flows into a spot ETF =
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
10 months
As someone who used to spend all day every day selling ETFs and other financial products to traditional money managers of all shapes and sizes, I can promise you one thing Even if bullish, most of you are drastically underestimating the long-run impact of crypto ETF approvals
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
Consistently publishing content is hard. Being on video daily is hard. Trying to remember what you’re talking about without a script while you’re still learning for yourself? Hard. Enjoy my blooper reel from the last ~month. It’s mostly me swearing, sorry in advance to my momπŸ˜‚
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Today is my first day with the @moonwalkfitness team! For years, I've been a proponent of getting steps in every single day and, more importantly, where those steps can take you. Geographically, physically, and mentally. Moonwalk is a gamified fitness accountability tool that
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
2 months
β€œSydney Sweeney isn’t that attractive”
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@TLEbirdarchist COPE SLURPING RAW SLOP πŸ˜‚
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
Wait stay calm everyone… he has carrots
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
6 months
Wake up Open Twitter See a bunch of people who hate themselves calling me fat and ugly Exit Twitter Remember that closing this app is always a choice πŸ˜‚ Time for my daily walk and lifting sesh. Going to be a good day!
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
4 months
I’m looking for a man in politics Under 70 Mentally sharp Morally sound
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
2 years
Crazy to think about how many people of average intelligence I’ve seen successfully convince others to think they’re brilliant solely based on their being well spoken. And how many gigabrains I’ve met that people won’t listen to because they can’t effectively communicate.
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 months
New favorite Chicago burger just dropped πŸ“ Bavette’s
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
4 years
22 years on this planet and I have yet to come up with a good response to β€œwhat’s up?”
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
3 years
It’s way too early for this
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Caitlin Cook | Moonwalk Fitness 🌘
2 years
Hey, we saw you from across the metaverse and really liked your vibe
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