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Daniel O’Reilly
10 months
My “Out Of Character” Tour is coming to a town NEAR YOU! Over 10,000 tickets already gone and a few venues already sold out! Grab tickets & RETWEET this & I'll pick loads of you to come back stage and say hi on the night! (Check twitter bio for 🎟️)
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2 years
Double Standard’s or Na? This has caused one hell of a storm in my Instagram comments section JAHEEZ!!what’s your thought! 🤔
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1 year
Sat thinking about how ITV dropped me over a joke & Schofields still on there.
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Daniel O’Reilly
10 months
I just saw a comment “I’d trust a XL bully around my children before Sam Smith…” And I’m not gona lie, I’ve got to agree 🤣
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10 months
I think I’m ready … 🤣 #MissfitsBoxing #Ksi #TommyFury
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1 year
Finally one of my tweets aged well 😅
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1 year
Sat thinking about how ITV dropped me over a joke & Schofields still on there.
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Daniel O’Reilly
7 years
Fuck me the kids are starting young these days 👀
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3 years
This is #matthanock this morning telling his wife he really did eat out to help out.
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Daniel O’Reilly
5 years
I saw @TheNotoriousMMA do the #BottleCapChallenge so I stepped it up a gear! TRY THIS IF YOU GOT THE NUTS! 🙏🥋
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Daniel O’Reilly
6 years
Apparently Roxanne has left the @bbuk house, in a wheelchair, after someone broke both her arm’s, her neck and spine & almost killing her when they gave her a high five. #PrayForRoxanne #roxanne #CBB
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Daniel O’Reilly
8 years
. @BBCSport having a dig at me here "No one providing Dapper happily" What's the BBC providing? The peado's? Twats.
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Daniel O’Reilly
5 years
Here’s the people that are going to save the planet, after they arrest this piece of broccoli. Reminds me of the last drama lesson of the term when the teacher lets you wear any costume you want. & do crack.
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Daniel O’Reilly
11 months
I’m sorry but I’ve Gotta go in on Sam Smith this is just wrong 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️ Can someone explain to me why he would put something like this out on his social media? Some of the people you lot try cancel & this is perfectly fine, in fact probably praised 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ We are doomed.
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Daniel O’Reilly
7 years
SHE SAID YES!!!!!
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Daniel O’Reilly
6 years
If Katie Price was to crack & do somthing horrific to herself because of media pressure The Sun would be completely responsible, 3/4 articles a day on her? We get it she’s a mess, what are you trying to do, kill her? Fuck me it’s bullying. It’s unreal they can do this to people.
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Daniel O’Reilly
5 years
Few years back 60,000 people signed a petition to stop me doing comedy. Today I piss in my own pool.
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1 year
It’s been some 6 months. It’s tough to look back on & see the state I was in, especially when I thought I was having a good time. The clarity from sobriety can be painful when you look at clips like this. Using drink & drugs to cope isn’t a problem till bad life experiences
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2 years
Makes a nice change the mrs coming home pissed after the football trying to get a shag, but you know what, I got a headache #WEURO2022
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Daniel O’Reilly
2 years
Congrats @jakepaul here’s some opponents suggestions for your next fight! Jean Claude Van Dam (only 62) Chuck Norris (Just turned 82) Sylvester Stallone (76 years young) Let’s keep this winning streak going, smashing it!
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1 year
Imagine 60,000 people signed a petition to cancel my TV show because it was deemed dangerous but an adult showing his penis to a little girl isn’t, strange stuff.
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'Body positivity' TV show has adults standing fully nude in front of children
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6 years
She’s arrived, she’s healthy, so is mummy, 9hrs, what a woman 👶🏻❤️
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1 year
Amount of stick I got for talking about this last week, bringing up the hypocrisy of being sacked for a joke when so much worse was going on. This was common knowledge in the industry. What’s not common knowledge is the age of the lad when they met.. Put it this way, the lad
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1 year
The BBC have a nonce working for them? Shock!! How are they still funded by the public? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤯 #bbc #bbcpresenter
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Daniel O’Reilly
1 year
My dad passed when I was at my lowest, I’d lost everything, our home, our money, my work & I was heavily dependent on drink & drugs to cope. When I was trying to rebuild myself I focussed on the things he used to say to me, that I drank to much, that I needed to buy a house, I
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Daniel O’Reilly
4 years
Here’s the press breaking social distancing rules to report on Dominic Cummings breaking social distancing rules 😂 I ain’t watching the news anymore it’s a bunch of twats reporting on a bunch of twats, so if they open the pubs let me know!
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Daniel O’Reilly
2 years
For everyone asking how I broke my leg, it was of course, by being a legend.
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Daniel O’Reilly
5 years
When someone climbs on top of a train to save the world.
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Daniel O’Reilly
3 years
Look @BBCNews today saying the supermarket shelf’s are emptying, “food shortage coming, look!” This footage is defo from this week, you can tell by the huge winter jackets they are all wearing 😂 #asda #foodshortages
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1 year
When’s ITV issuing an apology for covering up what Phillip Schofield was doing with the young runner, the young lad he’d been working on for years. The damage controll they created to protect their brand that had the nation supporting him coming out when the truth was much
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Daniel O’Reilly
10 months
Today I’m 1 year sober, 365 days, for the last year I've been thinking about making this video, what I’ll say, how I’d feel. This is my story, please share it, you never know it may inspire someone you know thats struggling right now. #Sober #Sobriety #Addiction
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Daniel O’Reilly
2 years
A powerful moment on my new podcast “Menace To Sobriety” now live. I asked Kirk To be my first guest as he is genuinely passionate about helping people and his exact is truly inspiring. We talk mental health, addiction & suicide, tap the link below👇🏻
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Daniel O’Reilly
3 months
Just had my 3rd daughter, yes, me, the guy that got thrown off TV 10 years ago for being mysoganistic now has 3 daughters. Sweet, poetic, karma, & I wouldn’t have it any other way. Nothing teaches men about how precious women are & how dangerous the world is for them more
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Daniel O’Reilly
8 years
Just made a video going in on some well known Facebook "Pranksters".. Shall I post it? Do we like beef? RETWEET to see it Fave to leave it 🙈
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Daniel O’Reilly
7 years
Seriously tho, my bird would have my ball's & her eyes, then I'd have to unfollow her on everything, including MySpace, turn the radio over every time one of her tunes come on or the car would plunge into an lake. Mayweather will feel like a walk in the park when he gets home 😂
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Daniel O’Reilly
1 year
Holly Willoughby “When people was telling me Phillip was doing a runner I just thought he was leaving early”…
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Daniel O’Reilly
2 years
I feel ya pain Chris Rock, here’s the last time I took the piss out of someone’s wife, got sparked clean out 😂
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1 year
And that ladies and gentlemen, is why I decided to go sober, to be fresh & happy for my girls! This weeks had launch parties, boxing events & a trip to Cannes film festival. I’d be in absolute bits now if I was still on the sauce! 7 months and counting 🔥 What a blessed man I
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1 year
Dealers across the UK today getting the emergency alert test today 🤣😂 #emergencyalert #comedy
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Daniel O’Reilly
4 years
Kid Franky’s Back....
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1 year
When your pal comes back from the toilet and you ask him if it’s any good 😂
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Proper Apple on the rocks and 3 pints of Forged Irish Stout comin’ right up.
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Daniel O’Reilly
5 years
Throwback
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Daniel O’Reilly
7 years
Girls will never understand the burden of random boners, just got one on the train & couldn't stand up for 14 stops, fuck knows were I am.
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Daniel O’Reilly
2 years
Bored of all this man hating so I thought I’d chuck my 2 pence in! TAKE COVER!
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9 months
Sad news, I was tuned into his journey. Rest in peace Matthew Perry, dedicated to using the battle he was fighting with his own demons to help other’s 🕊️
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Daniel O’Reilly
3 years
Looks like #matthanock has the new cheating variant, not only are all these sleazy old politicians running buisness into the ground & fucking the countries mental health, they are having a right laugh doing it. Time we stopped letting them take the piss. Posh twats.
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2 years
Put this up for mens mental health, the response on it has been crazy, so sad so many lads needed to hear it. Shame so many of you are unappreciated.
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Daniel O’Reilly
3 years
🚨THE VIDEO WITH SOUND🚨 Finally we can hear #matthancock moisturising his secretary 💦😬😳😱 #sackmatt #londonprotest #MinorityReport
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Daniel O’Reilly
3 years
When The Pubs Finally Open....
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Daniel O’Reilly
7 years
If your experiencing what you think is your lowest point right now it's life's way of preparing your for what's next, so you appreciate it, when it gets better, so you enjoy it. Take the bad, use it as a place to start from. Smile through it, anticipate the happier you.
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7 years
How's she gona crack America when she couldn't even crack @chrishughes_22 😂
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EXCLUSIVE: Katie Price's big plans to crack America revealed
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7 years
Nutter, I wouldn't cum in anything below a 6.
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Liam Gallagher
7 years
We come in 3s.
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Daniel O’Reilly
6 years
78 year old man gets arrested for defending his house and life. Suspicion of murder? He’s a suspected of being a hero more like. If he gets done for that this country really is in a snowflake PC mess, especially if scum has more rights then our grandparents. Well done old fella.
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Daniel O’Reilly
10 months
Can everyone stop with the Jeramy Beadle comments on my last post it’s my daughters arm ffs
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When you wake up & remember we’re in the FINAL & ITS COMING HOME! #EURO2024 #England #ThreeLions
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3 years
#EURO2020 Anyone else wake up like this this morning? #ItsComingHome
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4 years
A virus so deadly we’re going to wait till Thursday to lockdown.
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Daniel O’Reilly
4 years
The Mrs just landed herself a 6 month 🍆ban.
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1 year
6 months sober today, the hardest & most rewarding thing I’ve ever done. I wasn’t the father I wanted to be, I was either drunk or in between sessions & it wasn’t how I wanted my girls to remember their childhood. Anyone struggling with an unhealthy relationship with drink &
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9 months
Big NEWS! We are having ANOTHER baby 🤣 Here’s a little video of us telling the kids, was a bit emotional but funny. I’m so happy, we all are, happy happy tears all round 🥹❤️ 🤞🏻For a boy, ive so much knowledge to pass down & im already outnumbered!
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4 months
So, what happened in BLACKPOOL? Well it kicked off, so strap in, cause I’ve finally got the footage. Where can I start, what a show. I thought I’d give you all an insight into my head from processing what happened over this weekend 🤯 cause if this happened at the start of the
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Daniel O’Reilly
7 years
CONGRATULATIONS DAN & SHELLEY!!!!!!!! What a way to make an exit! 😍
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Daniel O’Reilly
2 years
Thought this wasn’t allowed in Qatar, legends. #QatarWorldCup2022
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4 years
Men Everywhere After Boris Johnsons Update Last Night! 😂😭🤦🏻‍♂️ (DappersInstagram)
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6 years
Everytime I see a graveyard I think of my dad,not coz he’s in one, coz he always used to point & say: “How many people do you think are dead in there son” “dunno dad, 100“ “All of them you twat, it’s a grave yard” 25 years I said “100” for him,now I snigger “101 you twat” 😂
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5 years
No DNA Test Needed Here 😂
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Daniel O’Reilly
6 years
What a day, got two kids now. Absolutely perfect times, wish the old man was here to see it. Have a great Xmas people, be happy, there’s always something good around the corner x
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9 years
So this actually just happened 🙈🙈 (Snapchat: Dapper29)
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2 years
Morning Lads, I don’t know who needs to hear this but well done mate, another week in the bag, your doing great, don’t be so hard on yourself, if you know someone that needs to hear this, spread the word. Join 23k lads in “Men And Their Emotions” group FB if you want to talk.
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Daniel O’Reilly
7 years
Ok calm it down Daily Star, it was just a snapchat story, she wasn't lost, she was getting a round in.
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. @dapperlaughs loses his daughter during trip to the pub
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4 years
If you’re out doing this you’re a twat.
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Daniel O’Reilly
7 years
No doubt the bomber was on a watch list.. Or previously incarcerated for terror related crimes. They should be hung as soon as they start.
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8 months
This really annoyed me, hope this serves as some awareness of the narcissistic victimhood attitude some men have to deal with. Before you start I diddnt say all women, just the narcissists 🤣 #nella #ImACelebrity
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8 years
It's a girl! I'm a Dad! Welcome to the world Neve O'Reilly! Mum & baby fine, thank you @IRaeOfSunshine here's a note to all those interested
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4 years
This is what it’s like going down the pub now @BorisJohnson makes complete sense mate.
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1 year
Whats wierd in the world today? Well, this, & the mad thing is ill be criticised for pointing it out, this is the norm now apparently 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️🤯
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Daniel O’Reilly
4 years
Groups no bigger then 6 please people, unless your at work, or in the pub, or protesting, because covid’s cool like that.
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9 years
So I'm thinking of throwing a free for all DVD launch party.. Next week.. Free of charge.. For you lot RT if you'd come! #PreOrderDappersDVD
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Daniel O’Reilly
5 years
In this game you got to be able to take it as well as give it & this lad had me going good and proper 😂🤦🏻‍♂️
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6 years
As much as it’s being knocked, my cheesy proposal with a paper ring light my fiancé’s heart up, so it’s all good, 3 weeks away from this... Was enough to enjoy the eviction x
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Daniel O’Reilly
2 years
My guy could be in a full blown scrap & not spill a drop of Stella. Wish the wife had hand movement like that.
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2 years
Double famous drinking Stella now a days 😂😂 BOSH ❤️
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6 years
Yer, and a million pound gaf, couple of buy to let’s, brand new summer house, a naughty villa, 4lt Merc C63, film out, album out, club brand, e commerce business, radio show, clothing brand, influencer management agency, production company, 2 dogs, a baby & a pregnant Mrs. You?
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1 year
One for the troll’s 🎣Thanks for the motivation, keep it moving.. 💨 #KarenTheMclaren
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9 years
The difference between men & woman before sex.
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7 years
The old man must be up there pulling some strings for me, things finally feel nice again, baby Neve wakes up and say's "Da Da" now, work is finally going well again & the Mrs is happy. I honestly think you need to have the worst lows to appreciate life. It will always be ok.
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5 years
Imagine dedicating months to learning somthing new, spending hours useing the fight to talk about suicide prevention after my trainer buried his best mate, raise money, then walk in a cage scared & fight as an underdog to be called disgraced @MirrorFighting morbid wankers.
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6 years
Had the scan... Good job I LOVE this stuff because we just found out we have ANOTHER little princess on the way 😂❤️😩 #ItsAGirl #OutNumberd #Blessed
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5 years
“Married Island” What They Got To Look Forward To🤦🏻‍♂️ ((Remind You Of AnyOne?)) #LoveIsland
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Daniel O’Reilly
3 years
Had to do a video on #matthancock caught double jabbing at work while we social distance!! One rule for them another for us! Schlonghead! Time to wake up people!
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5 years
Meet Kid Franky ......
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6 months
Funny how you never see climate change protesters out in the cold, must be having a week off, with climate change 🥶🤣
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6 years
Baby Neve finding out she’s gona be a big sister x
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6 years
Who’s up for a stag do then?
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4 years
Throwback to the good old days when you could have a laugh. Think I might bang these old school classics out all weekend! Maybe some of the NAWTY ones, cheer the cancell brigade up 💦
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Daniel O’Reilly
7 years
Don't worry about your results kids, GCSE's are like STD's, everyone will believe what you say without wanting to see proof.
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4 years
This is men on lockdown everywhere (Based On Real Events)
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8 years
First vine I ever did, showing my daddy vine #RIP #first vine #selfie
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