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@Colin_Jeffrey

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jd/mba at nyu, tech lawyer. pro housing, unions, sauces, dips, cats, & 🏀 — go blazers go liberty go by foot not by car — life is about finding the right jacket

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Gotta quote tweet this so I can pin it, so people know what to do 👀
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if i am killed doing what i love (walking in my walkable city) by my enemy (cars) please politicize my death forever. make me a fuckin speedbump
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This is like seeing Sam Alito in a “Protect Roe v Wade” shirt
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Happy Pride, New York! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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@chuckles_live @GianmarcoSoresi Evacuating 1.1M people in 24 hours (including children, sick, elderly, ill) during a internet blackout, with no electricity, water, food, or fuel is simply and completely impossible
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Woman: “let’s meet like normal people and maybe be friends” Man: “we had one weird interaction 11 years ago that I’ve hyperfixated on… this must be because she wants to bone me for my job & money”
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Girl I went to college with dm'd me on LinkedIn to see what I was up to and ask if I was still around the area we went to school and if "I wanted to get coffee". I deferred the invite for "indefinite" but pondered why she dm'd me I remembered later I asked her out junior(?) year
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@causeofeuphxria @EzioHanitore @w0rldmap This makes The Untamed make so much more sense
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@LochinBarbara @JaredWeissNBA He’s trying, Barbara
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@NewEnglandSun @BeckTheGirl Its ok to say you’ve never listened to punk, grunge or music
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@1981spur @MrsErwin08 @KevOnStage Well we are a country that built its wealth, religious views and social structures off a couple centuries of hereditary slavery, fought a civil war and then started on another century and a half of state sponsored discrimination. So yea race is going to be a major factor here
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@Di_Diggety @KatyMontgomerie *looks at your timeline* What’s is having hate as a personality like?
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@Catholicizm1 Dude. You go in (like a normal person), make small talk (like a normal person), maybe even give the bottle of wine you brought over for dinner (like a normal person). Get crazy, say yes when she asks if you would like a glass of water.
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@showmeyourputs @BleacherReport @ShamsCharania Spanish flu most likely originated in Kansas dude. Read more, then tweet. Be unwilling to forgive bigotry, then talk.
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@Catholicizm1 What a sad, lonely world you advocate
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@travis_robert @GovKathyHochul Just landed in Copenhagen and the transit system is making me so depressed about what @GovKathyHochul has done to the MTA
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@mvpmahomes4 @Eric_Deshaun @50shadesofblac4 No, but he is the only one whose job is public safety, and we should hold him accountable for how he performs his responsibilities - especially when his failure to do so puts dozens of people’s health at risk and destroys his vehicle
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I didn’t know other cats also did The Lucy 🥹😍🥹😍
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These photos were taken nearly eight years apart 😂
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@The_Ref43 @andersleehere @SaraCivian Any civil unrest, in any context, of any kind, makes you a terrorist?! Slave revolt? Strikes? Marches? Context matters. We can’t be agnostic to the circumstances that surround action or allow ourselves to be undone by false equivalencies
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@Catholicizm1 Dude. Most of my friend’s wives are also my friends because I’m not a freak. Just like my friends’ husbands are my friends. When I go over to friends’ places it’s for things like dinner (normal, adult) and I bring something (normal, adult) like a good red (Gamay or Nebbiolo)
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@MikeBry12461737 @tonykchoi Not our own. It’s a group of neocons that made memes, raised 60M from Dems using those memes they spent on their own consulting companies to make more memes and raise more $ and then launched a media company to rebrand the Republican Party and win in 2022.
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@causeofeuphxria @EzioHanitore @w0rldmap Oh agreed! the tension was almost overwhelming. I wanted them to consummate for the safety of all involved. I completely didn’t realize the rabbit thing was anything more than aww rabbits. Also, aww, rabbits.
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@maggie29809081 @AOC Is Rahm Emanuel one of our own? If so I don’t want to be one of us.
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@jodyavirgan It would be amazing to have one policy pass that felt like anything but performing triage on a dying body
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@Dbwagner104 Best cats; game over
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@DickidDaveson @WajahatAli He protests state sponsored systemic murder (at personal cost) and you really want to jump in and get on the record that your impression of him is that he could have been less difficult about it?
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@QuantumBackflow @SomeMoreNews Good! We are on the same page since Lincoln Project explicitly wants the senate to be red. Remember these are neoconservative republicans... and we just gave them even more money to oppose us in GA. Same team... but they aren’t on that team
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@Lana_M_Turner Not helping us. It’s a group of neocons that made memes, raised 60M from Dems using those memes they spent on their own consulting companies to make more memes and raise more $ and then launched a media company to rebrand the Republican Party and win in 2022.
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@WhatFreedomwas @DrewPavlou I don’t think we need some mysterious excuse to hate a rapist tbh
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@jonathanaverett @WNBAUncut Do you watch ball? I’ve seen CC twice this season vs the Liberty. She will be great but her game is nowhere near the top of the league right now - and that’s OK, the W is beyond stacked at the minute
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@ReddogOHIO @AnimalbeingBros Wait when did you meet lucy???
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@DoctorGonzo__ @JGitto Bro, I’m making fun of a suburban guy like you being afraid of the city. We have the great restaurants because it’s where wonderful, beautiful, interesting people live. You come to sample sale because you’re a scared suburban bb
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@yongqianme @not_a_heather Lets hook you up with NBA League Pass, there is still time
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@NewYorker Just to confirm, we are talking about the governor of a state where 1 out of every 583 residents has already died of Covid-19?? (33,337/19453651)
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@projectethos5 @USA_Polling @state_secession Oh you’re so cringy & awful & predictable
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@flexghost1 @tonykchoi @ParkerMolloy We don’t want to sit in the Iraq war with the founders of LP that brought it to us. Time and memes should not wash away what the neocons did when they were empowered. Plus even they don’t think they were effective... because that wasn’t the goal
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@joeymc1984 @squillis_billis @showmeyourputs @BleacherReport @ShamsCharania Well: A) its not a flu B) its not at all a scientific consensus that it originated in wuhan, just that thats where it was first detected C) regardless, a term can be racist if used with an intention to be so
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@Ad_insta_ @morehappygirls @steveflatman @DoctorAjayita Hey man we are playing bingo, can you point out where you are on here and help a buddy out?
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@Mahjabinno @Rainmaker1973 People have cells this beautiful and complex but then are like "hey the world is flat right?"
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@1981spur @MrsErwin08 @KevOnStage All white people regardless of their personal views live in a system designed by white people to protect white power and interests. It’s like being a dolphin and living in the ocean, you can’t escape the context of your existence. 1//2
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@Emmieloug @Black24Boi @ProjectLincoln They know they weren’t trying to bring republicans over 👇👇 Check the receipts
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@JayLouis @russ48239 @UndraftedJ Arguing that because another country committed war crimes it was ok to commit war crimes against their civilians is not the argument you think it is…
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@flarpmaxx1 Well sure this isn’t as important as things you made up, but it is important in the realm of real things
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@lbrgtgb @kungpaohunny @dadabritney @MarkStrok2 @headlikahole @liamgetmoney @gardenetta @almondmilkhunni If someone is being a shit head and you take it personally and defend them... you’re the weakest link and the prophesy is fulfilled 💁‍♂️
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@1981spur @MrsErwin08 @KevOnStage The initial tweet you’re responding to addresses this. White people feeling oppressed despite being able to freely walk away from an attempt to invade the capitol building and not realizing their freedom is a product of their position, context and privilege in our society
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@Gamavazquez87 Dude just cause you weren’t personally getting exposure to a thing doesn’t mean it isn’t a thing. The Atlanta WNBA team is owned by (soon to be former) Senator Loeffler. Their advocacy was major news and made a important difference in Georgia’s jungle style election
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@cbucksrules @Riley_Gaines_ I wish you could choose empathy and wisdom over hate and Hufflepuff memes
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@BellaPelagia @nytimes And democrats should want him out so they can have a gov that doesn’t: A) lead a response that results in 1/406 New Yorkers dying; B) try and hide his responsibility for some of that human loss; and C) use his position to proposition public servants he has hire/fire power over
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@realjamitchell @bomani_jones Jason, I could rent you an apartment filled with rats and black mold. No one forced you to rent it. Of course this would be against the law because we lay down certain acceptable standards (warranty of habitability in this case). Similarly, NCAA is allowed to forgo legal...
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@muffin81109087 @FanMahome Okc is a much better team than this lakers team…
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@kinisman @laika_cosmonaut @TheWorthyHouse This joke would have missed when I was in the 8th grade goddamn
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@usafvet1240 @jdcmedlock Lmfao here is how far I walked in nyc today. I went from Gowanus up through Boerum Hill, Fort Green to Bedstuy, and on to Bushwick for a movie at Syndicated and then back the same way home :)
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@Dbwagner104 The Sequel: Cat Foot Attack Trap
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@_weedthenorth @LevyNeptune_ @SenSanders A president of a (more) vulnerable population that tries to repeal the affordable care act and publicly minimizes and questions to dangers of a pandemic (to that vulnerable population) does bear responsibility for the outcome...
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@Lana_M_Turner I suggest googling the founder and a reading a bit about them. It’s basically the Bush admin. Check out the attached for instance
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@Phil_Lewis_ I only went to college in Boston for 4 years and Danny, it turns out that one of America's most segregated cities that fought tooth and claw to stop desegregation in schools for 15 years, then whitewashed that history away, is still actually quite racist
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@12edwood79 You think a Harris admin would be the same as the team that repealed the Clean Water Act? Dude… what waterborne chemicals are you imbibing
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@AmusedSponge @BonesAndEllie I’ve seen a lot of lies on this app but man, this takes the cake
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@aaron_fillmore @DwyaneWade The windows of a fucking Costco at midnight are not trying to overturn the election by invading the Capitol building
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@pitterpatterbud @nytimes What is actually race pandering? 1. Shining a light on the murder of 100s of Americans 2. To whitewash the history of the murder of 100s of Americans so that white Americans don't feel guilty
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@cleo_omondi @nytimes Is whether or not its worse than something else have anything at all to do with it be awful and reprehensible in its own right? No.
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@realjamitchell @bomani_jones It’s hard to imagine we are looking at an academic athletic program. instead it’s a business that is using its misclassification to avoid providing the compensation & protections required of any other business. NCAA is the rat & mold apartment. We have standards for employers.
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@corpsole2 @Redistrict How many times did Biden mention it during the debate?
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@witmar6 @nytimes feeling attacked by a historical discussion is hate and divide. You should feel empathy and a desire for justice for the Americans who were killed. Question is, why don't you? Why do you feel attacked by this and not defensive of your countrymen who were murdered?
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@JerseyFreshest @holy_schnitt Moved to nyc in 2012, love the subway, and can say with confidence that if you’re afraid of the subway at 9:45 pm something is wrong with you, not the subway 9:45 is like mid dinner time dude, when did you move to jersey
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@ecareyo Fuck thats a good sweater
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@catsplacess Cats :: Our Cute Alien Overlords
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@bigmoutherapist @neffnet @pourteaux Omg a racist who is also stupid. People say you can’t find a perfect circle in the wild but you’re out here proving them wrong
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@EIGHT88_x @averagecupofjo If a server was “bad at serving” you need to still tip In many states employers are allowed to pay far below the min wage for tip workers. Your tip isn’t extra for good service, it’s literally peoples’ paychecks regardless of whether you subjectively found the service adequate
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@WordpeckerUSA @FLOTUS @WhiteHouse Did an AI write this ridiculous post? Ok so the 1816 Nutcracker wasn’t a ballet, it was a short story, it wasn’t from the US, it was Prussian, the ballet is an adaptation from like 1895 and isn’t even based on that version of the story, but the Dumas version from 1844…
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@Par2ivals_World @AOC Counter point: if Neo-Nazis disagree with you, they're Neo-Nazis.
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@NYMag You’re all sick. Publishing a detailed description of abuse and working with an abuser for the fucking clicks? How do you sleep?
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@Gerty2000vlts @PaulaCoyscot By bullying people on the internet for smiling in photos and having jobs? Thats kind??
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@MushtaqBilalPhD @Owen_Stephens AI bot begone! I cast you out
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@timjhogan Listening to a nominee and not having to wince constantly would be so nice
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dem social media team since Biden dropped out
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@werter34r @Jonnyleeconway @buymoriaking @FrankCarcaterra @Redistrict I think they are making the point that he is now the swing vote in the senate and the senator that will be lobbied hardest by both parties given the 50-50 split.
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@perfectsweeties + when you leave the cardboard circle on the bottom and now the pizza is undercooked but somehow still burned and you also almost set your place on fire and why even get out of bed
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@JasonBeeferman @KathyHochul Idk crazy idea… can we try running policy in the economic and cultural capital of the country off something other than fumes & midtown vibes?
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@psychotrip2 @jurfinkel @blainecapatch Can't spell grift without the gift
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@farmergirl99337 @MSNBC Oh I forgot! Dem handbook page 23: "believe women and hold powerful men accountable except whenever politically inconvenient." Thanks for the reminder Carolynn!
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@cornell_pj @CaudilloNuclear A: ew, just ew B: this isn’t true C: what if you never peak at all? 👇
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@squillis_billis @showmeyourputs @BleacherReport @ShamsCharania People use the spanish flu as an example of why its ok to use the racist term wuhan flu (or other derivatives). The point is that even the rationalization is itself factually wrong
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@MattZeitlin Active… he did a 5 minute press conference, two radio interviews where he supplied the questions, and one tv spot where he said he just wanted to give it a college try Look around, people are scared, we need a candidate that can actually campaign
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@gantz_adam42893 @yashar As a lawyer who went to Tufts and NYU, good schools are great at producing people without the perspective, skills, or lived experience to pass modern progressive policy. Walz is my guy.
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@DannyGleesak @Precision80 As a lawyer, you don’t get it, as a person, I think you’re sick and need help
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@PenaCartel @CultureCrave Ok but why? Its not like the Romans had classical music (they really, really didn't)
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@not_in_tune @1followernodad It’s fucking on time Ben
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@DerekMi83400090 @nytimes what inspires you to comment about cars in a discussion of the murder of 100s, the erasure of a community and the whitewashing of that very recent history? what exactly are you saying Derek?
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@DavidSchenet @jaketapper No one owns music dude and we don't know anyone else's lonely nights
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@danzu72 @kasie @jeffzeleny @CNN Dude don’t embarrass us like this
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@imcoolchristian @LucieLou08 Is trying to make fun of people’s appearances Christian behavior? Dude I went to christian school and I don’t remember the part where Jesus said “and make yourself a little, terminally online person with tired, mean jokes”
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I just want a party that tries to win instead of Losing The Right Way endlessly
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Realized it's not excitement for Kamala that I'm feeling it's this moment of hope that the Dems might take drastic measures to do something outside of How Things Are Typically Done for once in my life. Imagine that? What a high. Of course they most likely will stay the course.
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@brame_madeline @NYWFP Why are you bringing a car into Manhattan?
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@MikeJam72144692 @richmintz God I wish it was Europe tho, and you know, we had actual nice public spaces
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@MikeBry12461737 @tonykchoi They didn’t change republican votes (note data shows 97% - a higher % than 2016 - of republicans voted for trump), they put up billboard in Times Square (you know, major swing state 🙄). It’s about their power and future influence... in the Republican Party.
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