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@CeeCeeHermes

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✨ Part Time Snack, Full Time Annoyance ✨1/3 of #OFFTHECUFFPOD

📍London
Joined April 2010
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@CeeCeeHermes
BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 months
I handed my notice in today and the chaos that ensued could honestly sustain me for seven summers. Why is there now a call with the CEO in my diary?! 🤣
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
7 months
Someone shushed me in a meeting this morning and when I politely mentioned to her (this afternoon) that it was rude, she started crying? Ok man. Yes. Yes she is.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
4 years
For those who don’t understand Yoruba, he is saying: Even in this country, we’re not gonna rest, we’re not gonna stay silent because our voices here can be louder and heard more than the people back home.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 months
@Leeeeeorn I actually wanna hear what they have to say because nothing can change my mind. I’ll listen then tell them no thanks at the end 😂
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 months
The call has been moved to a meeting as “these things are better face to face” but my 1:1 for tomorrow got moved to today so my manager and I could go through 24/25 planning and forecasting.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
“Cuff It” came on in the office and someone turned it off cos they didn’t get tickets. This is the hater energy I support.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
7 months
@MoistKrakenette This is actually my brand of madness 🤣🤣
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
7 months
@DHyphenMac As in! I was just sitting there like 😕
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 months
@ProgrammingGal Awful vibes - sounds like you’re right for leaving!
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
8 months
Telling me I look good isn’t enough. I need a 2 min vn of you barking.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
7 months
@SkribzSt Honestly! Because?????
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
Do short men get a discount to DLT or…?
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
6 months
@MrTund For people that struggle with executive dysfunction & other MH challenges, things like this (although often more expensive) can literally be the difference between eating and not. It’s not just the food delivered, the instructions help decrease the mental burden.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
1 year
@dbcxptures The accent was buffering 😭
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 months
@jaelthevoice AS IN! 🤣
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
4 years
We know the mad people we are dealing with, If they don’t wanna listen, we’ll make them listen. They’ll listen by force. You’ve caused all our problems, what are we doing here in London? If we could earn the same money back home like we do here, we wouldn’t stay.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
4 years
We’re not proud to be here. I’m a proud Nigerian *then it gets muffled because of the man yelling* He finishes off by saying we don’t want any of the big boys here in the UK (governors, presidents etc) stay in Nigeria.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 months
@MightBeMariam Thanks you hun x
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
3 years
@kamzy_yp It’s the Fanta face and Coca-Cola hands fah me.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 months
Today is going to be…interesting 🤭
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
4 years
@_MKBeauty @EmanKellam I wish you understood Yoruba. The translation to English doesn’t hit as hard. Looool
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
I’m actually so shy for Kai, Ron & Tom. Moral of the story? Don’t trust a man who only has 3 letters in his name. #LoveIsland
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
Im getting the impression Kwame is…unhoused. #MAFSUK
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
7 months
@doyinworld I cackled 🤣🤣. Big aje energy!!!
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3 years
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7 months
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11 months
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
The McCrispy is just a McChicken with a lace front. 😒
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
IS LIV OK????? #loveisland
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
4 years
@Oloni Yep - just gotta fine the right one 🥰 7+ years and he still shocks me
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
@whereswunmi @findingmalo NAHHH WHAT 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@CeeCeeHermes
BIG JEAN (not the little one)
3 years
Quinting.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
1 month
I then asked what’s changed since my promotion request was denied 3 weeks ago…silence. I asked what, in their opinion would be the professional benefit of me staying somewhere my value wasn’t realised until I said I was leaving…you guessed it..silence!
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@CeeCeeHermes
BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 months
Shirt, trouser and hard sole shoe at a festival is unforgivable.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
1 month
It ended by me saying every situation, however unfortunate, is a learning opportunity.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
3 years
I’ve just taken an antihistamine because I can’t bring myself to tell my mum allergies aren’t the reason my eyes are red.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
Killing’ em in Krakow
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 months
How anyone can say lemon Fanta is the worst flavour when fruit twist is right there is beyond me.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
5 months
My upper body strength was comparable to wet spaghetti a few months ago. Shallout my coach for real!
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
3 years
The only thing on his grocery list.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
9 months
Something small for the boys.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 months
Bread and stew for breakfast and nobody can beat me. I even added meat sef.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 months
On Fridays, emails should be classed as assault.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
1 month
Today, these people learned there is no monopoly on madness. After the proposal was put on the table, I asked what has changed since submitting in my resignation…silence.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
4 years
Support bubble settings.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
4 likes and I’ll message my crush.
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@CeeCeeHermes
BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
I can’t even explain the levels of JOY I felt last night watching Big Brovaz 🥹 The nostalgia! Shout out @Room187UK each and every time!
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
1 year
Before the Henny took hold.
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4 years
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
3 years
The whole TL tryna put 2+2 together from @Oloni ’s thread. 😭😂
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
3 years
Lookatar
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
4 years
I was going through my camera roll and came across this piece of #BlackGirlMagic @YinkaDinka @YazzyPresents
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
3 years
My friend referred to @mrvans7 and @folsforever collectively as ‘Vans & Converse’ and I haven’t been able to breathe since 😭😭😭 #OFFTHECUFFPOD
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 months
Just realised I didn’t take the salmon out of the freezer before I left this morning. Sleep for dinner it is.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
1 year
Shallout to everyone doing their thing but @Room187UK is nobody’s mate!
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
@victoriasanusi Like, let’s be honest. His behaviour is giving “no fixed address” 😭
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
8 months
@PreciousGNSD Hey! I’m just exercising my freedom of speech.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
4 years
@TazerBlack In a Pantene Pro-V?! 🤢
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
One thing I love about el jibiti events is everyone is just there to have a good time. Not a north face or tech fit in sight 😍
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@CeeCeeHermes
BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
A small sum of £1,497,000 would do me really well right now.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
I once told my parents I was pregnant. After the initial shock wore off, I said I wasn’t preggo but I got my tongue pierced. They were annoyed but just happy I wasn’t with child. 🤣
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
@MrBenjaminB Pesin can’t enquire again? 🤷🏾‍♀️
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4 years
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
It’s only just hit me what I’ve achieved with this new job. 🥹 2020 was a violent year, but in hindsight, the panasonic forced me out of my comfort zone andthe growth I’ve experienced since then has been remarkable.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
4 years
My baby brother just landed a job as a software developer for Lloyds...in the middle of a panoramic. I love that kid man 😭
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
3 years
Glithenin’
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3 years
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
3 years
Us. That’s the tweet. @_nenz89
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
1 year
I was in the function crying at a 90 degree angle so I didn’t ruin my makeup.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
1 year
If I tell you I find you attractive, and your response is that I don’t look like your exes, I’ve got no choice but to believe you want me dead. #MAFSUK
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
9 months
The first 48 🇬🇭
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
3 years
Talk to me nice.
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2 years
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
3 years
When I first started my business, I used to DREAD the photography but with some YouTube and a lot of patience, I’m getting better! 😭🙌🏾 I love how the shots came out for my new organisers - check it out!
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
This is the kind of shit they send me 😭 #OFFTHECUFFPOD
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
3 years
There’s not a single problem I have right now that head and a million pounds wouldn’t fix.
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4 years
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
Kai & Ron are the newest members of Destiny’s Chaldish. #loveisland
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
If it wasn’t acceptable to drink from 9am, the bar wouldn’t be open from 8 🤷🏾‍♀️
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
4 years
@iamkoshiek @Gert_LeNinja Even by UK standards this is very nuts. £653,000 for a studio?!
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
That barber was barbing for his life.
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Ty 🇯🇲✨
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
3 years
My @benjart hoody came before I even ordered it.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
3 years
Wishing everyone a prosperous week ahead 💕
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
4 years
We’re big people now. Bring a bottle doesn’t mean wine. 🤨
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
3 years
I got this on Amazon and it’s hands down THE best party game. Does what it says on the tin. 😅
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
4 years
@DeezyStark If you’re backed into a corner, “I’m currently interviewing for roles paying between x & y” is a non combative way to get out.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
3 years
@iamkurupt3rd @clarah_fransis @TiwaSavage @4everBrandy I feel like the joke of it all has truly gone over your head, regardless, have a nice day sir 🙂
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
3 years
A yardie man just stopped me to tell me Im sexy like woah, a naturalist, ever ready and my prettiness sweet him bad.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
4 years
Lakeith Stanfield. Today is the day I see it.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
4 years
4/20 bundle coming soon 😁 - Grinder - Rolling Tray - Ash Tray - Stash Jar
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
1 year
Pls. The money is finished. All I have to give is kind regards.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
4 years
P. S. A.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
That toast was giving war rations. #LoveIsland
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 months
Calling readily available items of clothing “pieces”. It’s from Zara hun, calm down.
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What is your semi ick? So something that aint completely icky, but slightly.
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
Jacques will cry blood when Paige’s thot forms from anger. #LoveIsland
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
2 years
I put £80 on my oyster at the start of the month and it’s down to around £5. I wfh 3x a week. WE NEED TO RIOT!
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BIG JEAN (not the little one)
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@shellybelly_x My pleasure
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