Chad @CSonic235 Twitter profile

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Chad

@CSonic235

2 years

ever think how you can go to the park and just take a duck? who's going to stop you?

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Chad

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2 years

Inflation is tearing my family apart

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@AussieRion NOT taking questions at this time thank you.

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@UncleBill_D no

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@El_HebrewHammer My deodorant is my own personal choice, NOT up for discussion thank you.

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@suziihaia That'd be wasteful

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@Cheap_Knockoff Big fan of this one 😃

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@SidneyGJWong No. They are mangoes.

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@InternetH0F Oh hey it's me!

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Inflation is tearing my family apart

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@Dorialexander I've heard the exchange rate is awful this time of year

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@EmLynx regret to inform you this joke has already been made. better luck next time!

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@jim_slayton nope that's also for me

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@stilljoshy I appreciate the charity but I assure you it's unwarranted. I did not think this through

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@NikUnderscore @InternetH0F No of course not! It was a lady on reddit who posted the photo pointing out an error with her receipt. I just turned it into an dumb joke.

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@DanMickleson Disagree

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@ScootFoundation Well lookie here at MR NEGOTIATOR. you get what you pay for, buddy, pal. my family are falling apart

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2 years

@cajunlady123 everywhere is America no other country exists 🫡🤠

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@stickers66 @UncleBill_D They are not bombs, they are mangos. Please do not spread misinformation in my mentions, thank you.

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@ebilmeeki that information is between me and the mangos

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@ichaz66 The world's going to hell in a handbasket lemme tell you

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@cocoaaries_ I like to think I'm just naturally funny🤠

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@purpleSAVEDme 😳😳!!!

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@ShanghaiGooner you'll never get that time back muhahah

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@JamesHalcrow 459

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@GravyGravy91 I don't believe it's a genuine question, actually.

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@Blu_Succubis thank you for sharing

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@eminmien I'd like to inform you that this joke has ready been made approximately 948482734 times

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Chad

@CSonic235

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Great weather in Auckland today

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2 years

@HighdensityFTW @InternetH0F R.I.P. Here lies Chad Father, Husband, Creator of viral tweet.

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2 years

@DarrochSimon no.

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@CSonic235

2 years

Gonna be posting lots of animal pics over the next few days be warned. Exhibit A: Sage being grumpy bc her sis ate all her food. fatass

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@randycranin That's a very silly question

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@TheGigconomist @InternetH0F The first few were good. Got progressively softer and slimier as the days when on

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@Theredmilf @IchibanKakoii ok

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2 years

yanno I reckon this fella might be onto something

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@urlowest_stndrd @CSonic235 Show us the full Bill Bud … lol must think we are all gullible stupid fuck heads ..

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2 years

Viral tweet. Nobody's yet tried to get me shilling for weird vibrators or t-shirts. V disappointed and ashamed. Feel sick to my stomach what's capitalism come to?

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@aadeelkelmendi @TheOmniLiberal what did he get wrong tho?

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2 years

one of my favourite quotes, from Roald Dahl

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@chaoticitgirl @JamesHalcrow Nah most are building bridges and banking software tbh

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@UnwokeKiwi how many do you know that have had the vaccine and been perfectly fine?

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@RememberMeYeah Post your working or Leave.

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2 years

I'm reading a book a week in 2023. Classics, sci-fi, nonfiction, or anything people highly recommend. I'll keep adjusting the list. Start on Monday, done by Sunday. Might make lowkey videos of takeaways. If you want to read along, the current list is here:

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@NikUnderscore @InternetH0F <3

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@Slatzism if you want a real answer it's because good people can't overcome bad institutions. you can't work hard and create wealth in a country which won't respect your property rights or personal freedoms.

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@moarcontent @InternetH0F none of your god damned business

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@imsnuggleslol correct

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2 years

Starting my new business. It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.

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2 years

@sambgrover Too many negatives sorry

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@Bob247874 I don’t know what you’re surprised about, it’s a pretty black and white operation.

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@CSonic235

2 years

Just read something real dumb and was about to quote tweet it and get all mad. Instead I'm writing this. I feel much better now.

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@CSonic235

2 years

Exhibit C: Dusty being an weird young fella. You'd better tell him what he wants to know, or else...

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Chad

@CSonic235

6 months

Hello, this is Chad's mum. I opened up this app due to the notifications and would Iike to let you aII know his phone has been confiscated for the time being and we will be having a conversation about this account. The things he has been saying on this app are disgusting...

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Chad

@CSonic235

1 year

Just saw Barbie and thought it was pretty fucked up the film ended with her authorising the use of nuclear weapons against Japan

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Chad

@CSonic235

2 years

There are companies dedicated to filling your empty bookshelves with fake books which you'll never read (bc they're fake). This is to give the impression of being a sophisticated snob without the benefit of actually knowing anything.

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@mydogslife3 @ClintVSmith prices are falling. that's a good thing. who cares if developers make a few bucks along the way?

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2 years

I think most people use twitter wrong. It should be less like facebook and more like a big group chat. Come have a conversation w me, start a reply chain 58764 messages deep.

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Chad

@CSonic235

3 months

I find this comparison so amusing

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@CSonic235

3 months

Walked coast to coast today

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@CSonic235

2 years

@diaryofabpdkid @jessikatully

EmLynx 🍉 regulate openAI ⏳ team present

@EmLynx

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@CSonic235 My man you bought more mangoes than a guy in a middle school math textbook word problem

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we do a little trolling

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@EurydiceTurk1 Not sure what that is sorry

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Man goes to store. Man goes broke. Mangoes to blame.

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Just received a company update

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@inerati feel like we've been pressing this button for a long long time.

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If I were convinced there were vast conspiracies out to get me I would simply not do illegal things and get arrested. at least give them a challenge.

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@Hughost_Chavez @NikUnderscore @InternetH0F It is funnier that way I agree

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hog on the beach

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@qnaught @jdcmedlock @AlecStapp @ryangrim The joke

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Lock yourself in your bathroom without a nice cup of tea and try to sit for an hour. I'm at day 43 and counting. I almost cried today. Almost.

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Behold! I've created a spider-cat hybrid.

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@Noahpinion His name? Albert Einstein. Everybody clapped.

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Chad

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what kind of idiot sees that thing and goes “yep reckon I’ll climb you tomorrow”?

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Mr. Brightside 3:42

Eric Alper 🎧

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2023 is the year of the hat

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DUNE is a book about worms

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2 years

@AnarchoCanadian @SamHarrisOrg Out of context quote, buddy.

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They are using the term "𝗨𝗙𝗢" and we all know what "𝗨𝗙𝗢" stands for: 𝗨alien 𝗙space 𝗢ship

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2 years

planning to force the guests to my new years eve party to sit cross legged in a large circle as I recite zen philosophy at them for several hours. patience is a virtue.

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Why are Australia and New Zealand the outliers here? Fair skin in a sunny climate?

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Look at this intellectual 📚😼

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cycling without a helmet may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people pretend they're sophisticated europeans, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,

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2 years

Holiday animal pics exhibit B: Long range candid of Honey enjoying the sunshine. Relaxed and in her element. @notmynameNEmore

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2 years

Stop killing ducks to make duck tape!

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2 years

looking forward to microdosing a rainstorm this evening (taking a shower)

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11 months

watching the timeline slowly descend into alcoholism

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@CSonic235

2 years

imagine living like this

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Chad

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5 months

nope just hundreds of unhinged weirdos yelling at me for mango

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2 years

Just saw three "Land Value Tax would solve this" in a row all from different people. What an awesome website

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Chad

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this kind of idiot

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what kind of idiot sees that thing and goes “yep reckon I’ll climb you tomorrow”?

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@ichaz66 get Joe on the phone, we're taking this case to the top

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@CSonic235

2 years

I find it very strange you'd rather take the chance with a virus than a vaccine. Even if I grant you the unclear long term side effects, Covid has that too, plus an immediate >1% mortality rate.

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Chad

@CSonic235

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if you ever feel like such an absolute failure just be grateful you're not the last 30 years of br*tish government