Depressed Mordecai @BlowOnMyMike Twitter profile

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Depressed Mordecai

2 months

GOAT DAY. August 12th my pride and joy was born. You were and still are perfect. My sweet baby is 5 now. I’ll never miss a moment 👦🏾💙

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Making the mother of your unborn child happy >>

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As a man what makes u agree to this like yea babes we can have matching mermaid outfits

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This shouldn't be funny but I'm dying

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Him and Giddey did a jersey swap

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When I wait until 3:34am to ask her what he meant by that

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"that's a good woman you with my nigga, congrats..."

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Please spare us your dice game advice and ethics

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glosan al gaib ✨

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4 months

what are u willing to do for dat NCAA25?

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7 months

vine is not funny when u rewatch it i’m so sorry

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Anne Frank 1944:

Still Knigga.

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1 year

WE WENT OUT SAD TO THE GERMANS!???

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3 years

If y’all didn’t have babies with women you don’t even like it probably wouldn’t be a hard concept to grasp.

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Wayne: Lighter flick on C5 Me:

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Pussy was just $102 in November. It’s $15K now. Pussy booming like Bitcoin

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Zion went to war by himself and died.

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We get to be the adults in the worst time

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“Y’all scared of Kirk Cousins???” Brother my coach is Dennis Allen. I’m scared of everything.

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You motherfucker motherfuckers eating Penguins now?

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They said Derek Carr on that Epstein list @Saints

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6 years

Bitches be quick to say "you used to fuck with my homegirl." Ok and y'all share clothes I thought that was you.

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6 years

Tyga when he see that tweet

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10 months

Almost forgot to tweet this

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2 years

Why is Blac Chyna fighting the day before she get her kids?

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They shot JFK when Jackie Kennedy ugly ass was right there looking like a sloth.

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You’re a rapist. Shut the fuck up

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Y'all disowning your son if he gay? That's wild. Y'all terrible

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@TheOXGod @wendizzle__

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@notorious_bunz It’s crazy. Niggas too worried about what other people think lmao

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3 years

They’d have to escort me off the premises if my son made this play

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3 years

I’m just gonna leave this here without commentary.

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6 years

Boy fuck you. Go eat that Bay area food

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6 years

Crawfish boils, jambalaya and red beans and rice. Just a few of the things I'll miss most about Nola @Zatarains #0Doubt #ad

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5 years

Yes indeed 00.00

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Me walking in a castle on Ghost of Tsushima

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The Anonymous Nobody

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What’s the male version of #RentDue tweets?

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@Deorro 😂 Usher was throwing money with his face on it at the club

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You can’t even be excited about football fr when Derek Carr yo QB

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The Avengers carrying Tony away after Thanos slumped him

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The Vikings surprised 99-year-old Millie with tickets to her first playoff game today. Now the NFL is sending her to the Super Bowl 🙏

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Me giving my vote to Biden/Harris

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⚜️The B-U-N™⚜️

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Usher start singing to my girl and I see her going crazy imma start doing adlibs for him loud as hell so she remember

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@notcapnamerica Olenna

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Woke up alive. Thanks for nothing North Korea

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Cam gone have them people with $0K

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Every New Orleans Saints touchdown or sack will provide $1k each to the Hurricane Ida relief fund -- courtesy of Jameis Winston and Cam Jordan!

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What’s your biggest concern about your favorite NFL team right now?

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Ma your MCM don't know any negro spirituals. He be mumbling

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@_sforsierra It’s been a while since she had all her teeth. Be nice

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4 years

Still Dre not better than Back That Azz Up. Not ever. Damn sure not in 2020 😂

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1 year

Nigga saw Cam not miss and picked Jaxson Hayes

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Imagine if Cam Johnson went to the Pelicans? Theo Pinson: “I heard you didn’t miss a shot when you worked out in Phoenix.” Cam Johnson: “If I missed one in Phoenix, I missed zero in New Orleans.” Via: Run Your Race

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Every time they bring up JJ McCarthy

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"If she 12, I'm 12" twitter all need to be arrested

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7 years

Ja Rule had that in his drafts since 03

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This how y'all look saying "It's fuckboy fall"

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3 years

It’s really the Saints fault that Hurts even a starting QB

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2 years

My 8 year old not good enough?? - Niggaryen #HouseoftheDragon

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Damn Boosie album went double plastic

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Randy Gregory during the offseason

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LMFAOOOO It’s no way regular people getting a hit in baseball

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Bey got New Orleans women to shut up. Powerful niggatry right there.

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3 years

“Y’all do this every offseason. Omg give it a rest”

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3 years

If I win a trip for two I’m going twice

Rev up those fryers…!

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How single are you?

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3 years

I hope they jump you

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3 years

The bill came to $1017.68 here comes these two like “i only got a drink” Then sweetie why did you comeeee!?! Never will i go to dinner with bitches other than my friends again

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100 RTs and I'll fuck massa wife

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@lanelllawson @mzjoneznyabonez

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When you got McDonald’s and your siblings asking where theirs at

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That Nigga not y’all daddy. Please stop it.

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6 years

Me at Boogie funeral

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5 years

This shouldn't be funny but LMFAO

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6 months

When you listen to all of em so you don’t have to play sides >>

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6 years

“What would you do if I tried to kiss you? 🙈🙈”

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@thatgirlbamz And it’s damn near 30 years old. I know you can’t go over 40 with the A/C on without it cutting off.

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Everything ain't a fucking conspiracy. Niggas just fucking evil.

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@SaintsSoulja @Rubethedude

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6 years

Or he had fucking Fairy Godparents

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Timmy Turner didn't have Fairy Godparents, they were Prozac and Zoloft. Prozac makes you calm (like Wanda's demeanor) while Zoloft makes you giddy (Cosmo's demeanor). The drugs wearing off was when they would disappear or poof away. Dawg

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5 years

Peak CTE is thinking you fixed your CTE

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It is fixable. I fixed mine. There are plenty of methods in this world that allow the brain to recover from severe damage. That is also why I would allow my kid to play football.

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3 years

Women gambling and talking about parlays now. What happened to real women smh

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8 years

Y'all want niggas to spoil you because your daddy never did 😶

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9 months

Saints not going nowhere with Dennis or Derek. Idk why yall can’t grasp that lmfao

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10 months

Goodbye Dennis

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1 year

He talking about Russell athletic. Bar went over yall head lol

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Well this aged quick. “I got it out the field f*ck Russell”

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vine is not funny when u rewatch it i’m so sorry

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onlyfans but just talking money onlybands.

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