Journalist and sports fan • University of Illinois Class of 2021 • Former leader of
@ltownporters
⚓️ •
@di_sports
🗞 and
@LiveUI7
🎥 alum • Diehard Illini 🧡💙
@DudePerfect
Imagine being the college kids who live there now, hearing a knock on the door, and it’s Dude Perfect wanting to relive the good ole days.
My blood is still boiling over that crap from Iowa. So here’s what I suggest we do to help Krush:
Donate $30 each to the Krush Foundation. At that rate, their loss is wiped out after 200 donations, the same number of kids in the road party. Let’s get them to another game.
@CoachUnderwood
This transfer would’ve been unimaginable five years ago. Thank you Coach for bringing us back and for keeping us there with transfers like this!
I can't say I knew Simone Radde on a personal level, but I am deeply saddened to learn of her passing. My heart aches for her family as they deal with this unspeakable tragedy. May Simone rest in peace.
#SmilingForSimone
- I'm gonna help this hashtag go viral
I’m standing in line, waiting to buy some milk, minding my own business, and this dude straight up cuts in front of me and accuses me of standing too close to his girl.
Bruh its a fuckin checkout line and I’m just standing in it. Do not ever disrespect me again.
Every year I read the
#LastNightAsAPorter
tweets just to see how terrible the latest graduating class is (even tho I graduated 3 years ago)
3 years ago it was a fun, harmless night of roasts and memories. Now it’s a night of full-on assault and savagery. 😳
I am so excited to announce that I have been named a co-chair of
@Illini_HotShots
and
@Illini_Aces
for the 2018-2019 collegiate athletic season, as well as a co-sports journalist for
@IlliniPride
. Thank you to the Pride exec for choosing me to fill these roles.
Go Illini!! 🔶🔷
BREAKING:
After posting a 1st place score of 14.950 on still rings last night at the U.S. Gymnastics Championships,
#Illini
alumnus Alex Diab has been named a member of the senior national team and has qualified for the 2021 U.S. Olympic Team Trials happening later this month.
@B1Gwbball
@IndianaWBB
I can respect the coach and the program but I kinda feel like Shauna Green should’ve at least shared this award with her.
Does taking a program out of the basement and into the middle of the pack not count for something?