the worst part of the youtube essay boom is that youtube essays by and large were mostly made by guys with college degrees who were really annoying in a cool way a few years ago and now theyre made by just some guy who is going to spend 40 minutes explaining a basic concept
man if i was a feudal lord id be fuckin scheming bro id have delirious Plots … id be doing clasped hand gestures outside my liege’s doors while i eavesdrop and id do maniacal laughs to my lackeys about how im gonna betray the kingdom for my own personal gain straight up
after we watched a movie last night i saw my wifes butt out so i went over to touch it when i noticed out of the corner of my eye the floating disembodied face of cillian murphy on her phone and so i said "why are you looking at cillian murphy" and my wife said "idk who that is"
like “the purpose of conflict in narrative” in excruciating detail to pad out his 1 hour video essay abt like, if shadow is an effective foil to sonic, but he also doesnt know anything meaningful abt like narrative concepts or theory he just played SA2 for the first time
i get actively mad when i can pet a dog in a video game now. it only reads to me as either the dev being cynical and doing it for meme marketing or theyre reddit. thats how terrible it is out here
but simultaneously i cannot sort out which of these videos will have cool information in them unless i watch at least like a minute of them first and so i end up listening to like 5 minutes of a guy talking to me like im a child abt good vs evil in case theres heat lurking within
i know its been said before but it still is insane that the guy who used to come on the tf2 youtube videos as a side character and do a funny boston accent is like one of the most passionately thirsted after men on the planet like a modern frasier
like i think contra points sucks but at least im gonna fucking learn something if i put on her 2 hour video. this is part of why i think ppl so willingly will sit thru an hbomb video abt some video game they dont even slightly want to play or care abt bc he like does research
KAKASHI: we have to kill him naruto. because he’s weird
NARUTO: he’s weird because he drank the milk of loneliness
SAKURA: the milk of loneliness..
NARUTO: i would never kill someone who drank that no matter what
this is a really big problem if you can only own one shirt and also can only wear your one shirt you own one time with one outfit and that outfit mandates you wear a jacket or backpack with it, which is a really big problem
embezzlement, over taxing the serfs, assassinations…itd be a tuesday breakfast for me is all im saying. and id eat like big ass shitty pies all the time
everyone is like oh wine makes u sexy wine makes u horny. first of all youre a freak. second of all im always sexy so wine makes me conniving and increases my cunning
toriyama dying is like the guy who invented jesus dying. hes the guy who drew the pictures that were used to welcome other people into heaven. and also pictures u could replicate really big on the side of a restaurant and everyone thought it was awesome.
the second something becomes a trope or meme or trend i immediately doubt the authenticity of anybody participating in it especially when its a business decision that results in hundreds of RTs like clockwork from ppl that dont care abt anything
theres a new class of secretly kind of concealedly racist youtubers like theres a racist down the rabbit hole now a racist defunctland now youll just be watching creepypasta vids and theres like a racist creepypasta guy whos like “the ultimate SCP is equal rights”
my issue with demonias and blahaj and stuffies and shein goth hauls and shit is not the Money aspect its the prescribed taste its the lack of personal curation its the Entry Levelness of it its that the aspirational tgirl is extremely low bar of a fit that other ppl wear always
a crucial part of this is monday doesnt know or recognize any male actors. monday couldnt pick tom hanks, willem dafoe, ryan gosling, leo dicaprio, literally any hugely famous male actor out of a crowd. does not recognize anybody. not even their names most of the time
when jerma first started becoming popular i did like a triple take and now its like i do a triple take when star comes on my youtube thats whats nuts. total reversal
when i see sexy power im mostly convinced ppl like looking at naked bodies with random anime womens heads on them and dont specifically want to fuck power bc if they did i dont think theyd change most things abt her personality and physical mannerisms
re: argument that some media should be like beginner oriented or something, sure, agree, sometimes ppl need basic concepts explained to them. my issue, as elaborated on already in the tweets, is that the videos which are basic concepts are almost indiscernable from higher level
u could be 40, 50 years old, read manga ur whole life, still think its one guy who draws the manga. u could look at a page like this and be 100% sure kishimoto drew more than a little thumbnail of pain. that would be crazy
red dead redemption 2 would probably be most improved if instead of playing as arthur morgan u played as a clocky redhead , 6’4, C cup’s, instead of Pomade you buy hair dye, uhhh, and theres a crafting recipe to make menthol cigarettes
which im saying bc its like. you would think bc of how much everybody is talking abt cillian murphy lately monday would recognize any of that. or any of the oppenheimer stuff. but it simply isnt the case. and thats one of the things i love about my wife. i can explain male actors
i would be happy if everyone would meet hot sauce miku, hatsune miku's sister, hot sauce miku. hatsune miku died when her body was hit by a cigarette truck and ever since hot sauce miku has been an anti cigarette truck related death pop idol named hotsauce mustard.
my mf doom rap...
she ask me what that goo do
i tell her its magic like a goo based voodoo
who knew? i tell her to get a good view
check it out load up the boob tube
my shit is on gooloo, the goo based hulu
this is my new OC beef donburi an adoptable drawn by
@whoismonday
. she drew her and i said if anybody else gets to use that cat im going to go to their house and beat them up
if youre here to say something like "this tweet is MESSED up" ive got news for you buddy. it was a goof! i made the tweet & im a comedian. i did it for laughs. im aware you can tweet anything and i used that to my advantage. im pretty fucked up like that. go read a book
(very hot girl with sexy piercings): i spilled some mustard on my bernie sanders che guevara supreme shirt
me: let me get that 4 u.. it must be very difficult having such large breasts which catch so much mustard. btw did you know that racism is the cryptocurrency/NFT of politics
trans women need to learn how to curate their own taste instead of being in one of like 6 popular trans girl influencer camps im not trying to supplant my own style on any of u im saying literally go read abt art and fashion and better urself outside instead of aping style
history will vindicate me in 2 years when some t girl with a podcast and huge tits says all the shit ive been saying and u all want to fuck her and she parasocially flirts with yall in her mentions suddenly all my takes will be super normal and ur gonna forget me
NARUTO: maybe i never drank the milk of loneliness. but i once drank a different type of milk…orphan milk. and i have seen other people drink many types of milk. and the visions of people drinking milk live within me. so i believe in a world where anybody can drink any milk.
bros pussy like a point and click adventure
i was in that shit trying to find some treasure
i was in that shit clicking highlighted features
i was in that shit trying to haggle with creatures
i found a sheet of paper with a hint for a puzzle
mans pussy was spyfox hold the mustard
yall need to let go of the cis people cant properly date trans people shit or at least get away from me with that that shits immature as hell and doesnt help anybody its goofy as fuck extremely patronizing and very alienating primarily Only hurting other trans women
(in line at taco bell and the cashier is trans) agh fuck sorry im just having trouble pulling my fat money stuffed wallet out of my back pocket bc of all the shots i put into my butt and thighs this morning because im the same as you im you im the same as you were best friends