ASUVIR @Asuvir_Bleats Twitter profile

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8 months

Give me ten years, I'll clean up the strip. Give me fifty, and I'll bring forth an age of future technology. In a hundred, I'll be orb

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3 years

every feline fursona be like

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10 months

It's even funnier once you know "can it" isn't accurate It's the rudest version of "shut up" you can imagine

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2 years

Hey guys you want to join my cu- My group of nice friends?

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2 years

Got this heartwarming art from the ever so sweet @wereshiba ♥ azzy has a friend shaped Shiba backpack!

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5 years

@Sprigganns @uncleancasuals Hi, money of 19+ years here, I can confirm this, I too believe in dogs when I'm very distressed and anxious

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7 months

the final boss of wisconsin finally revealed itself

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10 months

It's literally like "I've heard enough and I'm tired of you just shut the fuck up already" Literally more like "your hole"

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4 years

So durianchop left twitter Congratulations adult furry twitter, for bullying, harassing, sending unsolicited porn to, and verbally beating down a *minor* who was very much wanting to create a SFW branch of the fandom in response to all of us bitching about minors looking at porn

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9 months

why has nobody drawn oscar fortnite like this yet

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4 years

Came out Dad still loves me Crying

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2 years

@Doc_Wolverine It sure would be a shame if information was out there on which people in congress got an abortion... or have a mistress or significant other who's gotten one, and just so happened to be so staunchly pro-life, why if that all got out to the public, yes, that would be a shame

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7 months

@BassetBites You have 24 hours to retuuuuurn the slaaaabbbb

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10 months

@speycs english is wonderfully expressive and has so many different ways of saying just one thing but i will admit it feels different when it's your second language there's an extra level of "fuck you" to "ta geule" that just doesn't translate it's like... "eat shit and die" levels

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4 years

i hope this poor kid recovers because this kind of response wasn't adult at all, in fact y'all sent them porn like you just took the training wheels off of your 4chan bike disgusting and completely unwarranted no matter how you spin it

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5 years

Me: are you sure you're gayer than me Cat furries:

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7 months

@PaulMcIcedTea the nokia 3310 of tablets long after humanity is gone visitors from beyond the stars will hold one in their gnarled clawhands and chuckle

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2 months

@happyroadkill me showing the elephant the gayest furry porn in have on MY camera roll

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3 years

LOOK AT HIM OMG OMG OMG ♥♥♥ thank you @wereshiba !!

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7 months

@realMax0r "noooooo you can't just take all the good shit from herbs and make medicine out of it, you can't keep this dude from dyinggggg" "yes."

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1 year

@Hbomberguy honestly i think all of these superconductors probably perform best at room temperature

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1 year

@Hbomberguy this is the 30% opacity texture on half of the forum signatures i made around '07 oh god

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2 years

@bestgirlyazy @G0ffThew ... WAIT WAIT A MINUTE IS THIS LOSS.JPG

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9 months

@north0fnorth estrogen got you a genuine smile you look great, and radiant as fuck cutest queen on the block

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10 months

@Cinnaposs this is from a skit actually, but i agree with the sentiment

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5 years

@gildedragon "Never tell your parents you're a wizard, every single time something bad happens in the house they ring me up and ask if I can 'uncurse' it for free."

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3 years

@AboWoofers imagine walking into a dorm room full of caffeinated college students or something as a 12yo and being like I AM IN THIS ROOM NOW YOU SHALL OBEY MY COMMANDS AND DO AS I INSTRUCT bruh you walked into my fucking room, get /out/

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4 years

@LeavittAlone @Legority at what point do any of these officers (or whatever the hell they are) look at themselves shooting, punching, kicking, flashbanging, teargassing unarmed citizens who exercise their right to free speech and the right to assembly and think "are we the bad guys"

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4 years

@mazzaful fluffies is a cute name and it's a great name for younger furs if i'm honest surprised this is apparently controversial? it's an innocent name and fits with the furry theme

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4 years

Furry culture is casually seeing porn of your friends and congratulating them on it

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4 months

@shenanigansen how are you gonna look at shen in a gorgeous dress and tell 'em they suck my hand, it glows with an awesome power

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10 months

Love you all but I'm muting this for my sanity's sake haha I'm missing out on notifs of my friends Happy holidays and tell a transphobe to shut up today

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3 years

@happyroadkill like damn yesterday i opened up my wallet to pay for some street food and guess what a hamas base was in there, unbelievable

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9 months

@mocheccino i had the same reaction to like, lackadaisy it's crazy to think it's a comic i read way back on tumblr, now gorgeously animated i'm so happy for em

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4 years

People without a goat fursona What's your excuse

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5 years

Foxes are well known in the fandom for being cute and squeaky but nobody talks about how they always loaf around

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2 years

there is no caption just appreciate this goat

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2 years

@honeymoss_ Mfw

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22 days

@Hbomberguy I don't understand why they're so mad at Haitians recently like what gives

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9 months

@Shayy_TV chara: he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me n- flowey: STOPITSTOPITSTOPITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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2 years

@Doc_Wolverine another shame would be finding out which one of these dust collecting asshats is heavily medicated due to some, call it brainworms? i'm sure there are several types of those, a darn shame if people knew how fucked up these guys are when making big shot calls

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3 years

@PiTheSnep @AboWoofers His manager went like "OK Google results for gayest Twitter account"

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3 years

today i've been promoted to Hat what a good day

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1 year

@shaun_vids blue blocker might as well be renamed to quality control & assurance

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@Asuvir_Bleats

5 years

Wise yeen knows you came to see the goods, wise yeen hides the beans until you prove you are worthy

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5 years

furries: ew feet furries: furries: wow look at those paws, good pawbs i sure love paws look at the beans they're pretty and squishy and omfg i love these paws so much have you every just wanted to have paws on your face i kinda want paws just all over me please step on me

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5 months

@kajamnik I'm hoping Gianni voices this No I'm praying

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5 months

@G0ffThew this joke is just mean like they had a few mean ones before of course but this feels different somehow, like they couldn't make fun of homer's intelligence in a way smarter than what homer himself would come up with which, oh fuck layers

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4 years

👀 🐐

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5 years

Fellas is it gay if you think about your boyfriend at work

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11 months

@mashtateos BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?

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4 years

never forget the furry who killed notch

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4 months

@happyroadkill Jesus has no feats that aren't higher than city block level, maybe low pop city level at most tbh Satan has reality warping idk it might be a stomp

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4 years

@rygel_spkb just another day in this prison rygel

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@GetGianni I LOVE BLUESKY CHARLIE I LOVE BLUESKYYYYY

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4 years

@angiewolfartist bro i need to ask you: what kind of shoes do you use when posting art cuz you're kicking so much ass with this they've gotta be some really good shoes

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5 years

I summon every fox, wolf, dog, feline, and raccoon furry in this tweet! Show how cute you are by posting your favorite art of your sona!

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5 years

I'm really curious: why did you choose your sona? What drew you to that species, why did you choose those colors, and would you change them in any way if you were given a free new ref sheet, blank start or with your existing sona just getting a little tune-up?

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22 days

@Tres_Salt @Hbomberguy Is there a wheel of racism they spin once a week or something

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@Asuvir_Bleats

5 years

"The dudeality of Man" (2019, painted on canvas)

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9 months

@_VioMarks_ It never stops being funny It took me two years to finish being flabbergasted at this

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5 years

30 and up furries, don't let the young furs try and cancel you 😤 take back your power ✊ @CobsTheFox

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6 years

Just discovered @StixilFox isn't a bottom. He's a switch.

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4 years

You kiss your boyfriend with that mouth? Do you? You kiss em real nice? You make him feel appreciated? Do you? DO YOU? You better make sure you kiss him with that mouth of yours, you make damn sure, where I'm from we kiss our homies on the mouth, you make him feel loved you hear

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5 years

@tigertower_ "omg just respond wtf"

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4 years

@JimMFelton @aeon_blu good lord i didn't know we were allowed to show public executions on twitter but here we are then

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11 months

@ChanderDeerfox YOU GO BACK THERE AND APOLOGIZE TO THE NICE ROBOT FRIEND

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@Asuvir_Bleats

5 years

I love my kitty he's gentle, mature, understanding, nurturing, cute, sexy, lewd and wholesome, nerdy, clever, awesome, funny, witty He's the guy I want and need and crave and don't deserve but have and he's everything wrapped in one guy ♥

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5 years

@jaivirdi @royallyAri Man when was the time when water resistant was like oh neat but now backpacks need to protect your vitals like we're living in a sandbox game and lunatics have their turn on the controller every day

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4 years

@happyroadkill Sure it's bad but imagine the make up sex these guys will be having

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4 years

AMERICA WHY THE GOD DAMN FUCK IS YOUR MIDWEST NOT IN THE MIDDLE NOR THE WEST

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5 years

@gildedragon "What do you mean you want _me_ to 'astral project' *you*? That DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. Did you /buy/ your degree in metaphysics?"

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3 years

Goat puppy is ready to receive your delicious candy wrappers this spooky season! Thank you for being awesome @wereshiba ! ♥ 🐐

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@Asuvir_Bleats

5 years

Today's my birthday, and so I get to wear my flower crown! Hitting that big old 3-0 good lord how did this happen and how do I stop this, becoming an ageless immortal goat? SCIENCE FURRIES HELP ME art gifted by @AsmodeusFallen and made by @toffeethatdeer ♥ (thank you again!)

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4 years

Look at the cutest @faunbutt art I've been gifted by @ArchieInSpace ♥ ♥ ♥ loooooooook thank you so much ♥ I love the designs on these clothes!

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11 months

Feeling cute Surprise appearance of my idiot finger trying to photobomb me

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4 years

Show me your favorite art of your sona 👀 no NSFW and please credit!

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3 years

BINARY IS FOR CODE NOT GENDER

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5 years

"Say, how about we finish this coffee off and hoof it back to my place?" 🎨 by the GLORIOUS @RamenShark

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7 months

dogs are scary, dude

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5 years

Fox furries when you call em cute be like

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3 years

The chance of a goat ending you is low but never zero

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4 years

@covencryptid it's also an attempt at getting you to stop thinking about what exactly MAP stands for (in their context) so it helps with normalization MAP sure sounds a lot less horrible than pedophile which is the point

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10 months

@G0ffThew me reading the quote three words in

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9 months

@cultofthelamb @MassiveMonster bro my heart, my god damned heart

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5 years

J U S T 1 M O R E C O F F E E

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2 years

Ultra gay azzy by the ever so awesome @AxomUma ! We found a shot where he wasn't eating the flag which was a challenge!

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1 year

@NoodleVEVO when noodle posts it's like christmas your birthday easter thanksgiving and the deathday of your most hated person on the planet all rolled into one one day that year feels good man inject noodle into my VEINS

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5 years

Talk to your friends, don't take them for granted Maybe sneak in a hug and tell them they're your personal hero or why you think they make every day interesting or exciting and fun They can't know until you tell them

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5 years

A group of crows is called a murder, a group of lions is called a pride, but did you know a group of furries is called a hug?

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5 years

Artist: *draws paws* Me: Me: bigger Artist: *draws bigger paws* Me: b i g g e r Artist: *sweats nervously and creates a 50000x50000 image of nothing but paws and a stick figure* Me: B 👏I👏G👏G👏E👏R👏

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5 years

Am I gay you ask? *checks pants* Very

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4 years

god damn it @TraaaashPanda WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

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6 years

@dogbomb1 Bye, I can't believe I've only seen you for a few days yet I feel like crying Shine on you crazy diamond

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6 years

Anyway time to do something nice on this shiny new account, I'm releasing a very important, damning document on someone in our community who claims to be not cute, which is demonstrably wrong. @StixilFox Content warning for cute things.

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5 years

my heterosexuality: so- art: you're gay now furry art: WE HAVE DECIDED TO PROMOTE YOU TO ULTRA GAY LEVEL OMEGA WELCOME ABOARD

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