AKA "Samurai Ty". Failed Army Officer providing delusional cope masquerading as analysis. Ex ADA in Juneau. Armchair Warlord Parody. Hostomel Vibes Only!
Gang, BrOSINT are coping and seething so much right now as they find out that Russian bridges are far superior to NATO bridges. A few hours with a cement mixer and this bridge will be as good as new.
Gang. Finally we have it. It was an annoyance attack by cope drones. Russia largest, most modern ammo depot doesn't impact military operations, and the munitions stored there cost less than the drones. Cope, seethe and match, BrOSINT.
Gang, losing 3 of your top line fighter bombers in a single day is perfectly normal and to be expected as part of daily operations. Meanwhile, Russian aircraft continue to deplete NATO patriot missile supplies. Cope and seethe!
Gang, it's been a momentous 24 hours for Ayden, so I put together this memorial video in memory of his dignity. Forever gone, but always in our hearts.
Plus, if you look carefully, you might see a little silhouetto of a man.
Totally not worried about this Kherson feint; Having 25k soldiers cut off from supplies and being slowly attrition'd is normal. Any day now Russia will bring all that modern equipment it's been hiding since day 1 and flank attack into Odesa!
Gang, it's September and still nobody has ever been able to show the effects of HIMARS at all. I've seen no evidence on Russian propaganda telegram channels, so it simply can't be happening on the ground.
Gang. It's 2024 and Russia is finally marshalling it's troops from their bases in the deep rear, because "the real Russian Army hasn't turned up until now" is timeless cope & you can just reuse it endlessly. Cope, and maybe even seethe a little.
Gang, finally Putin is taking the gloves off, and sending the in Real Russian Army that they've been holding back in reserve for the past two years, for no reason at all.
Russian aircraft carrier crew sent to frontline in Ukraine - Russia has formed a mechanised battalion from the crew of its only aircraft carrier, the Admiral Kuznetsov.
Serious post. The one place I can put my anger at the beheading video is into supporting Ukr more. If you're struggling after seeing/hearing about it, remember you're not helpless, you can respond. Find a fundraiser, donate, it makes a difference. For me; $200 to
@LibertyUkraineF
There are no words that can describe my feelings when I see the terrible video of Ukrainian soldier being brutally executed. I can’t explain what I feel.
But we have to unite, and push even harder against russian brutes. Write to your Congress, donate to support Ukraine, fight
Gang, I can't believe it's October 2023 and people still take me seriously. I have been catastrophically, systematically wrong about everything since February 24th, 2022.
Here's some delusional cope masquerading as analysis:
@profwolff
Were the Russians winning they would not need to pull old tanks from storage, manufacture new ones, beg for ammo from North Korea, etc. Hmm, yeah, this logic doesn't work, does it? How on earth did you make Professor?
Gang. Nothing is happening in Kursk. Trust me, I have 2 1/2 years of fantasy map and sketchy telephone-game rumour experience. Nothing to see here. Please disperse.
Gang, remember that the Kerch bridge incident is simultaneously a) something that barely did any damage b) an accident c) easily repairable & back in action tonight, d) not a cause to panic, e) unprovoked NATO aggression and f) something that Russia needs to respond to with Nukes
Gang, I did not retreat in humiliation from Twitter, it was a planned operation. Losses of this kind are to be expected, and the entire narrative of a successful NAFO offensive was false. My return was a feint, I just conducted a voluntary planned withdrawal out of goodwill.
PSA: Will say this only once. The likes of Telenko & David D are not to be taken seriously. You can't laugh at Geroman & ArmchairW for critical thinking failures, then excuse the hopium/BS peddlers on our side. It's the same brainworms at work. All are totally out of their depth.
Why Gang, why?
Why would Zelensky travel internationally, visit friendly countries, build alliances & gather support for his country? Simply inexplicable.
True leaders get ostracised, hide in their room & don't have any real friends to visit. Or, that's what I heard at least...
Gang, Russia successfully defeated inferior NATO ATGMs & Mines by using it's far superior BMPs & tanks to absorb the explosions.
Equally, Russian infantry defeated useless NATO cluster munitions in their thousands. Another bust.
Bottom line? Avdiivka has been a huge RU success.
Gang, what did I tell you? The T-62 is far superior to any of the NATO tanks that Ukraine has access to.
I proved this beyond all doubt with some basic tank maths, and now BrOSINT is coping and seething.
I'm looking at you
@OAlexanderDK
Gang, NATO Challenger 2's, Leopard 2A6's & M1A1s are completely ineffective. Russia has the far more advanced T62. Basic battlefield maths shows that if you add up all the numbers in the western tanks (2+2+6+1+1 = 12), they are worse by a factor of 50 (62-12 = 50) than a T62.
Gang, don't doom. This so called "raid" into Belgorod hasn't achieved anything of purpose, and Ukraine definitely hasn't made off with any important equipment...
Gang, reports of absolute carnage as Russia's retreat turns into a rout are completely, utterly false. Russia is just shaping the battlefield. In fact, I believe that Russia is currently advancing on Odessa. Don't doom.
Small PSA. I've realised, spinning Russian victory out of defeat is about to become increasingly hard, which only increases the odds of you mocking my hairline. My hairline is cursed, but that's another story. Anyway, even I don't have enough copium for this so I'm out (again).
Russia is somehow shooting down all the HIMARS rockets. These explosions are actually Russian fireworks, celebrating the HIMARS shootdown.
I saw a HIMARS once (when I was fetching coffee for HQ) so I'm way more credible than
@MarkHertling
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CC
@CalibreObscura
@LivFaustDieJung
"...And Fellas behold! For the almighty Lockheed Martin above did sayeth to thee... Go forth with thy glorious F16s, and thine Javelins, and bringeth the word of the almighty down upon those who seek to stealeth our washing machines..."
(NAFO 5:26, Book of Lockheed Martin)
Gang. 2 1/2 years in, Russia isn't really at war, & Putin still cares about justifying himself. The continued advance of those completely destroyed Ukrainian Brigades is intact a Putin masterstroke.
If my analysis pans out, we can finally expect the real Russian Army to turn up.
Gang, there is no way that a HIMARS strike just turned an entire Batallion of Russian Mobiks into a fine pink mist, because I once made coffee on an Army Base near HIMARS, and therefore I can tell you authoritively that HIMARS is ineffective.
Gang. Also, HIMARS have very little effect on the battlefield, because destroying bridges famously doesn't impact battlefields. Not when you can repair them in a few hours with a cement mixer.
Some serious feinting going on around Kherson right now. This is just a shaping operation. Russia has Ukraine right where it wants it. Russia only sent in a small portion of it's professional army so far anyway. 90% casualty rates are perfectly normal & acceptable.
Gang, I am a master of the Battle Damage Assessment. 2000lb bomb. Right there. This is why my superiors kept me hidden safely back in HQ. "Too special to risk having on the battlefield", they said. Clearly they were talking about protecting my talents.
Gang, NATO Challenger 2's, Leopard 2A6's & M1A1s are completely ineffective. Russia has the far more advanced T62. Basic battlefield maths shows that if you add up all the numbers in the western tanks (2+2+6+1+1 = 12), they are worse by a factor of 50 (62-12 = 50) than a T62.
Gang, I've no idea who made this video about my bestie Donbass Devushka, aka real Russian girl Sarah Bils from New Jersey, owner of my favourite propaganda channel
@DD_Geopolitics
Whoever they are, it would be awful if the world saw this, so whatever you do, do not like & share.
Gang, Russia will not withdraw or be defeated near Kherson, they will just conduct an amphibious reserve assault from the west bank of the Dnipro to the east. And remember, 90% losses on river crossings are perfectly normal.
Gang, all this speculation about NordStream, but nobody asking What Moskva Doing?
We haven't seen it since it went on it's special underwater operation, and now this?
Not a coincidence.
Gang, after seeing the IDF 14 days into it's ground offensive with 35 soldiers KIA, how can these wannabe tacticians on this website slag off my beloved Russian Army? IDF has rookie numbers. By this stage, the Russians would have been doing 1000x times better on the KIA counts.
Gang, Ukraine lost 10 million troops & 5,000 brigades attacking Bakhmut. I know this because I saw 1 destroyed tank, then compared the Russian MoD's 100% trustworthy press releases to what's happening on the ground...
...and you know how I know what's happening on the ground...?
Gang, all the NATOids are living in fantasy land. Here in the real world, Russia has expended merely 5% of it's power, tripled it's Army, expended it's production lines & learnt how to defeat all of NATO's advanced weaponry. Meanwhile, the US has already lost 50% of it's arsenal.
Look gang, don't doom. Russia simply accomplished it's goals in Balakliya. They only needed to occupy the ground long enough to de-washingmachine-ify the region. Once they'd liberated all of the white goods, they withdrew in good order.
Gang. You all saw Zelensky's announcement of something big coming.
He was talking about my return to Twitter.
I have a desperate, irresistible urge to humiliate myself with insanely bad takes that prove to be wrong again & again. The cope calls to me in Russia's hour of need.
Gang, trust me, I'm an expert on cope-propaganda; the Russian Army is inflicting 100 to 1 losses and is advancing on Kyiv as we speak. Cope & seethe, BrOsint.
Real talk. Can I suggest unfollowing this attention seeking 💩 already?
I'm hardly a moral authority, but creating panic about nuclear attacks to generate engagement ain't it. And "he's just translating" is no excuse. He knows exactly what he's doing.
The SBU has detained Gonzalo Lira (aka Coach Red Pill) in Kharkiv under Art. 2 and 3. 436-2 of the Ukrainian Ukrainian criminal code
In layman's terms, he has been arrested for disseminating Russian propaganda and calling for attacks upon Ukraine
Gang, I'm predicting it now, we're about to see a huge Russian breakout from Kherson all the way to Kyiv. I have never been wrong in any of my predictions before, and the total opposite of my predictions has never happened. Don't doom!
Gang, you heard it here first. The Ukrainian offensive has culminated already. That's why we've seen hundreds of lost Strykers, Marders, CV90s & Challengers strewn all over the battlefield.
Because, for like the 15th time already, the offensive is over.
Cope & seethe, BrOSINT!
Gang, according to my analysis of this footage from the ArmA 3 region of Kursk, Russia is winning.
As I am clearly an expert, able to distinguish fake footage from real footage, be sure to follow me for a totally accurate picture of what's actually happening.
Gang, don't worry about the bridges, Russia had a pontoon up within hours, and HIMARS are all destroyed and ineffective. Probably Ukrainian combat engineers anyway.
Gang, BrOSINT are coping and seething so much right now as they find out that Russian bridges are far superior to NATO bridges. A few hours with a cement mixer and this bridge will be as good as new.
Gang. Anyone got an udpate on this? It's been over a year and I still don't know what the deal is with these Shiba avatar losers. They seem really sketchy, and kind of organised.
Gang, losing 20% of your operational AEW&C fleet in 1 day is perfectly normal & to be expected. It's exactly like the time I carried 5 cups of coffee to the Divisional HQ & only lost 1. "Dear God Weaver, you didn't spill the whole tray this time" - proudest moment of my career!
Gang, update. No missiles hit any targets. Actually it wasn't 21 helicopters destroyed, it was 2.1 helicopters, which were all repaired within 3 minutes and 42 seconds using paperclips and a ball of string.
None of this changes my assessment. UKRBROS continue to cope and seethe.
Gang. Despite the laughable attempts by BrOSINT to paint this as a painful blow to Russia's war effort, this is probably just a Ukrainian grain silo fire anyway. We'll see what else I have to say later. Until then, cope and seethe, NATOIDS.
Gang, look. I know it's ridiculous that I'm denying these ammo dump strikes amount to anything significant, but I really went all in on the "HIMARS is useless, not a gamechanger, i'm more credible than General Mark Hertling" line, and I can't back out now.
I picked this image because the guy has hair, and a woman seems interested in him. Two things that are incompatible with the life of a top tier Twitter Military Analyst such as I.