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3 months

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3 months

Why are people mowing their yards when they could have this!?

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Leto: I will send our coolest guy, Duncan Idaho. The Fremen will see how cool he is and become our army. Thufir (160 years old): Astoundingly clever, my duke. (interior, freemen seitch) Stilgar: and the rest of the Atreides - they are as cool as you? Duncan: Oh, absolutely

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@RobDenBleyker 11,000 people lost their jobs - so far

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@Calcolis The coolness dial on this axalotl tank goes up to 11, for when you need that extra push over the cliff

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@GodCloseMyEyes @CityBureaucrat

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@MZjosef Apex predator

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@kitten_beloved Women play life in 3rd person mode, like Tomb Raider. Actually explains a lot when you realize this.

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@wyatt_privilege 4’7” Marie Kondo is an extreme case. Not 100% how this is physically possible.

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Internet strangers - I’m proud to announce the birth of my 4th child, and first daughter. She and my wife are well 😎

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1 year

@Empty_America Powerful haunches are Lindy. Requires calorie surplus and fitness culture to fully explore the space though.

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2 years

@Parallax0_0 Yes, something like: “dear god, give this guy the sort of break none of us deserve but some of us sometimes get, amen”

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@Hired_Sellout My most popular tweet ever is a stale meme. Truly fitting.

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6 months

@TonySneedprano A virtuoso, and so young. I will follow his posting career with great interest.

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11 months

@bf_crane As long as I live I’ll never forget the opening passage to Harry Potter… still sends shivers ip my spine.

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1 year

I try to figure out why my wife and I invest huge amounts of our money and time into “hobby farming”. (I really dislike the term homesteading - the only guy on here homesteading is the Alaskan guy, what’s his face. He seems in legitimate danger of being eaten by a bear)

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It’s going to be funny in 5-7 years when there’s a gigantic glut of pawpaw fruit from all the weirdos planting them during covid.

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7 months

@DrWallkick That was actually Cormac McCarthy’s original idea for the book, but his agent thought a horrifying nihilistic western would sell better

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2 months

My vision is to pack this property so full of obscure fruit and nut trees and bizarre stone buildings that future generations marvel at my insanity.

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4 months

@Empty_America I work in a field that supplies fusion research. There are more commercial plays than ever before, and many new approaches, but funding is TINY compared to potential impact. Should be 20+% of GDP until solved.

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Any suggestions for zone 6 perennials that have a “quick payoff”? Things like asparagus and rhubarb - where I’ll get some excitement and produce in the first two years, but can coast with some management for ~10 years? Strawberries might count?

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7 months

Most places went quickly from “diarrhea in the water” to “river on fire”. Most places went quickly from “high childhood mortality” to “sub replacement TFR”. What should we RETVRN to? I hope to physically do a new thing while spiritually returning, but it’s hard 😑

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3 years

Big news - we just hit 1000 eggs from our microflock of 12 chickens over ~6 months of laying. It’s about 10 minutes of work work per day.

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3 years

@MorlockP Me cutting a great road through the law to get after the Devil: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me trying to stand upright in the winds that would blow then: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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3 years

$50 on FB marketplace for everything. I really only wanted the No.78 and 60 1/2, but one thing led to another and now I have a file and rasp hoard too

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10 months

@GramanhFolcwald A back to back viewing of The Duelists and The Last Duel is a great example of cultural decline

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9 months

@cruelsardaukar @burnerbcof44976 What do you think the average US GI weighed? Turbo oafs like these are a postwar phenomenon.

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@johndory1914 Trump seems to earnestly respect large tractors and trucks - but not an agronomy guy.

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2 years

@CryptidSchizo @acczibit All these galaxies just to make a sick skybox for earth? Weird flex God but OK

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8 months

@TonerousHyus @pegobry_en He’s in the EU, so…

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@LordCarsonEsq That’s just America now, outside of college towns and tier-1 city centers. TFR <2 and it’s consequences

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2 months

I’m in a meeting where the customers and engineers are being allowed to speak to each other directly. It is TRULY HORRIFIC. Don’t they know they need a PEOPLE PERSON to take information back and forth?

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I think the golden age of mass human beauty (post hunter gatherer of course) was the brief period after WW2 when people were getting good nutrition (esp micronutrients), but hadn’t yet become obese. Even well-to-do pre-ww2 faces = pinched and off. Weston A Price speaks of this.

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2 years

Egg situation is getting slightly out of control

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@BarnabasDull @Empty_America Women want him, men want to be him

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2 years

Farm n’ Garden goals for 2023: - get geese and ducks - install pasture fencing for sheep - get sheep - plant 200+ trees and shrubs in our silvopasture - scale up root vegetable planting to grow a year’s supply of pumpkins and rutabagas - more perennials in chicken garden

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@browserdotsys I assumed “failure” for this meant you drew the horizontal line too high/low and didn’t conserve the volume of liquid. Lmao at the actual results.

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@FormerlyFormer A profession where you get tossed constantly is going to select for lightly built guys. All the big & husky bull riders are dead from fall damage.

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4 months

I have normal size adult hands and i have never seen a strawberry this powerful

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2 years

Ok I’m a scythe guy now. I bought the Austrian scythe set on Lee Valley on a whim, because I want a quiet and manual way of knocking back tall grass and reeds. With minimal experience I’m able to clear grass/reeds faster than a string trimmer. It’s really fun!

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@The_Heirlooms @bog_beef @Maarblek @hellbilly_elegy Have you heard of the wildest part of this mascot

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2 years

My home is the rump of a large 19th century farm broken up for horses and subdivisions. Our main field has been continuously tilled for the last 140+ years. It’s crazy to dig a post hole and find not 1 worm in ~10 gallons of soil.

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2 years

@no_grave_ = embarrassed about being a functional heterosexual adult.

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7 months

@bog_beef Widescreen is a result of lower T levels - it’s prey vision

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2 months

@itshalves @powerbottomdad1 Every time a goal is scored an additional ball should be added to the field.

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7 months

Hoo boy, the 4th trimester with our 4th child is very rough. Obviously I will “hang in there” but the few social/enjoyment outlets I had are off for the moment. Living a zero pleasure lifestyle sucks. We also stopped going to church because it was barely workable at 3.

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@Empty_America 4th century AD Roman fitness models - ehhh if you kind of squint

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2 years

@FredRKozlowski . @PaulSkallas discussed this long ago. A movie that depicted modern behavior even semi-realistically (hours of screwing around with screens) would be unwatchable.

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6 months

20 years ago in hs, My AP bio teacher was a wonderful woman who had worked as a lab microbiologist for yrs and pivoted into teaching. She treated the class like an office, which included setting up a coffee maker and letting us ~16-17 YOs get completely ripped on coffee all day

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Putting on an experimental psychic amplifier helmet that dims the lights in the whole neighborhood and makes my nose bleed so i can astral project 75 feet to the garden and check for ripe tomatoes

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@PaulSkallas Im confident these guys are micronutrient deficient (pinched faces) + early smoking + dehydration. Then post-war you get just the smoking + dehydration look. Then a brief period, ~1980s-ish, where it’s mostly dehydration.

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2 years

Making things on a computer is so easy and frictionless that “tech people” think they are gods, and if they turn their will to it, cold fusion / artificial wombs / space colonization are just around the corner. NONE OF THIS IS EVER COMING.

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9 months

Fellas, we have to RETVRN to not taking care of our children.

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DIY tile backsplash

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@kitten_beloved Obligatory YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT ‘OLIDAY CHEER??

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1 year

@AlexGodofsky Fresh cherries in winter would have been miraculous pre-refrigeration. Obliquely related to material abundance but… wait am I being trolled?

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1 year

@powerbottomdad1 again, Dril predicted this

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9 months

@Delikwu @politicalmath @whywudimakethis You think it’s different, and he thinks it isn’t. If only there were some sort of objective, written standards that helped society navigate these situations. And then we could pay people to enforce these. Sounds crazy, I know.

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2 years

The coolest part of our property IMO is the swampy corner acre, dotted with small springs.

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1 year

I just want to vent about how difficult small-scale (a few sheep) rotational grazing is to implement. Is there a scheme that actually works without insane amounts of labor? I have a roughly trapezoidal 5 acre pasture I’m trying to subdivide.

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@Empty_America Whenever I see a 6' tall, heavily built homeless person - an absolutely marginal human being with uninterrupted access to 120% of their caloric needs every day of their lives - I think, "this is our Great Pyramid, this our Taj Mahal, and no one sees it!"

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3 years

@VarangianSkull My dude, this stupid comic has brought me much peace with that exact problem

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2 years

I had a grand idea for pasturing chickens on our new property. It didn’t quite work as imagined. 1. Part of our property is a multi-acre field that’s been farmed for the last 100+ years. The soil is already quite rocky here. Very little organic matter going on in there.

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Is there a specific name for the phenomenon where highly-functional people espouse a behavior that is obviously bad for less functional people to copy? It’s not quite “luxury beliefs”…

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2 years

I’d like to be doing real work, but fake work pays better.

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1 year

@TwistyOnline You need a damn degree in linear algebra to know which is the better deal

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3 months

Our much more seriously Evangelical relatives are going to visit and *they don’t drink*. Fine, but there’s something extremely funny about non-drinking Christians. Have they read the NT? Wine miracles, MULTIPLE wine parables, wine at the last supper and so on

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The greatest thinker of our time is a part-time bus driver posting from rural New Mexico. God truly works in mysterious ways.

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@GPT_Neanderthal @ChrisExpTheNews One and half denarii?? Why not just have them come in and carry off of the furniture!

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3 years

@im_1776 @L0m3z LOLing thinking how completely incomprehensible this is to any of my IRL friends or family. I may as well shown them the Voynich manuscript. Still rocks tho.

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New drop of Chipdrop chips just dropped

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It’s emotionally rewarding? We’re getting closer to God? We’re exploring what it means to be self-sufficient? We’re offering our children more experiences and lifestyle options? We were radicalized by BBC Victorian Farm?

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Hate Japanese beetles but they do make decent free chicken feed

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9 months

@Empty_America Marrying your secretary was an excellent way to keep class from becoming caste, but we made it taboo

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@LandsharkRides “Email” comes from the Hebrew אִמָּא-אֵל, ima-el, mother of the almighty

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@telmudic Bear hugging my meltdown children seems to work, but I’m going to try forcibly toweling them today and report back

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3 months

If you’re a “gifted kid” with a little bit of self-awareness - you quickly bump against the limits of your own intelligence. Realize there’s a whole class of savants and prodigies above you. That a 145 IQ and $5.25 gets you a Frappuccino.

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6 months

Still shocked to learn that sheep can & will eat pine needles. Might have to take off work tomorrow to fully process this.

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4 months

Children need to be medically graded by difficulty like bouldering problems. A lot of people out there giving parenting advice when they have a single V0 daughter.

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6 months

@KrisMBarnard I think about this often - economic engine of a small town? Historically it was either resource exploitation (mine, etc) or a settlement of small scale farmers. Now the sort of small towns people like are driven by a college or bedroom for a nearby city.

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My key lesson on “small scale silvopasture” is that a) it’s a bad idea, and b) if you’re going to do it anyway you need to establish mature trees first

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The hardest part of discussing Gene Wolfe online is that the most schizo posters are the most prolific and present their demented arguments with incredible confidence. The best (me) lack all conviction while the worst (them) are full of passionate intensity.

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@LandsharkRides In all my years of physiognomy research, i have never seen a profile this dwarven. Truly incredible.

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@JoshRainerGold Counting along: 0, 0, 0, 0, 0 …

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4 months

My first elderberry cuttings rootedly nicely after ~7 weeks in damp potting soil outside. No hormone, they just want to LIVE

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1 year

I never thought I'd be "a type of guy" guy, but in my late 30s I find myself a remote work gentleman regen hobby farm dad. That's definitely a type of guy now. Possibly some WAG can write the handbook now before the moment has entirely passed.

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2 years

So this is the only fossil-fuel civilization the Earth will have, right? Not enough life left in the sun for another Carbonaceous period to recharge easily accessible shallow deposits?

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@MostlyMonkey It was the best-engineered trollpost I’ve seen in a long time. Very nice.

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2 years

I have a zone we call “Pear Island”, a stand of invasive Callery Pears in the middle of a marsh. We joke about grafting them with edible species - is this insane? Regardless I’m not sure where to start - what scions, what types of graft, what timeline. Zone 6b/7a

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2 years

New (to me) tool day. Hoping this will help with swamp management, no longer driving my tractor into there after the unpleasantness

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3 months

The harvest is truly plenteous, but the laborers are few, and keep eating the cherries

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7 months

Unhinged Vent: infancy of our 4th has been extremely difficult for me. The 18 mo spacing with no.3 (whoops) means we have 2 kids that need 100% attention to not die. All the coping strategies I’ve developed over the years (long walks, heavy workouts, sports, involved projects)

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Guess who accidentally got his wife pregnant with a 4th child 😎

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2 years

The beautiful 19th century mini curtain wall across from my parents house was “fixed” with fiberglass lathe and plaster years ago, immediately fell apart, and had looked like shit ever since. Some lesson there about Lindy materials more aesthetic even in decay

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@skooookum “john von neumann’s favorite hobby was drunk driving” needs to be engraved on a giant granite memorial

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@LandsharkRides Hate to say it but…

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@TheREALeataTREE @GarrettPetersen Totally against the rules, you could get ejected for behavior like that

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@Empty_America It's funny that you mention it. Growing up in the 80s-90s, "Japanese takeover" was basically a movie genre. Our loss was inevitable (American worker so lazy!), and we'd all be working for a zaibatsu doing mandatory morning calisthenics. Don't see that much anymore.

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@kitten_beloved How do you pronounce TPOT out loud? “Teapot”?

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9 months

The New Sun is Gene Wolfe’s epic 4 part fantasy series about the Eucharist. Wizard Knight is his 2-part fantasy series about the Eucharist. The Long Sun is his gripping 4-volume meditation on the Eucharist. Short Sun… Eucharist and paper manufacturing.

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