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@SharkiesOTD how well does this number work?

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@OneNerdyOpinion You have been chosen by the Cat Distribution System. Congratulations, you are now an owner of an orange furball. Do not resist, the furball will claim victory eventually.

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@liddle_lefty Titanfall going to Apex

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@rosedoodles Wait you mean to tell me that people born in 2005 are adults now No fucking way I can't- No this can't be-

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@JasonKPargin Yeah no. Don't you dare touch this. He does a terrible job of explaining this, and he doesn't get a bit of it correct. Those little balls stay exactly where they're at, and act as a spherical check valve. Hence their name, check balls. They don't run through all of those

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@IranSpec "most advanced anti-air defense system" pfffffffffffff thanks for the morning laugh, it's not even close. See: Habitual Linecrosser.

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@ShitpostRock How confident in that statement are you?

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@haruspis I saw somewhere that the violence displayed to the one asking legit questions kinda triggered it all.

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@StarRailVerse1 literally fucking why

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@FrenlyFrenchBoi fuck yeah, that's how we ball

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@AryJeay I'm pretty sure they would find out what the stone age was if they did that. Within a month.

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@MelonMariposa What's even funnier is that their Discord probably isn't unmodified.

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@koomaxx She's pretty That's literally it

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@NotRealms Literally both POV's right next to each other.

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@Literary_Wolf @KaptainKrunch97 @EggscellentRacc @ZodiacdaGanda @PhantoFicti0n So... You're just gonna casually defend someone who eats literal shit? Not the play I'd make, but you do you...

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@Conservata18030 @Brettheepi @esjesjesj We learned more about autism than we knew in 1960, and there's a lot more people out there who are researching and screening for it. Because of that, the screening for it has vastly improved, and it's become far more detectable. I went thirteen years thinking I was bipolar

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@alexanmurphy @haruspis They jam one of their rifles into her gut and then Waylon tells the dudes to shoot her if she talks again iirc. Seeing the violence pissed him off and then their arrogance of asking for immortality set him off, I think

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@Dianexis Can't forget the war crime gases that you can make with $10 in stuff.

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@TOGAjano21 Literally doing the "don't mind if I do" shit LMAO We got drones that drop bombs We got drones that ARE bombs We got drones that see shit We got drones that drop soda! And now we got drones that steal shit All we need to do is use a drone to steal a drone and we've come

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@JarminKazz @GamesOverMovies @drmistercody Nah, X morse code should be _**_ iirc. It's all single shorts, so it's just a spam of E. LUL.

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@KirabakaArts You're right, we shouldn't be using an ar-15. Clearly we should only be using an mg42 for maximum efficiency.

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@Literary_Wolf @KaptainKrunch97 @EggscellentRacc @ZodiacdaGanda @PhantoFicti0n You're the one defending someone who eats human shit by "correcting someone". Not me. You planning on adding that you don't stand for that too, or...?

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@slynova88 @Punished_Maximo Yes, put them in a lore accurate US Army larper unit They'll sit for three hours and talk about admin shit Argue for two about it Walk twenty feet Continue the argument And close the day by getting nothing done

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@ShitpostGate so if I press it a dozen times I either get a dozen catgirls or 11 catgirls and become a catgirl I see no downsides

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@kzshii Finish your coffee and look again

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@Literary_Wolf @KaptainKrunch97 @EggscellentRacc @ZodiacdaGanda @PhantoFicti0n "Correcting someone on their denial of homophobia" While conveniently ignoring the human shit part. For someone who's thirty eight, you have the WORST sense of how to approach an issue. And yet you're over here calling us stupid. Lmao...

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@KamalaHarris Ma'am. If they are in the United States, and are an undocumented immigrant, that means they came in illegally. That is, literally, by definition, an illegal immigrant, AKA a criminal. What the hell are you even saying right now?

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@SarahJaneLeach3 So you're terrible at your job, then.

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@DocStrangelove2 For when the higher beings fuck around

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@MutedTaken Plenty of people do. Sometimes it's due to disability, or due to an injury, and having to be giga careful.

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@Callsign_Stag @JasonKPargin I should have seen this coming.

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@DocStrangelove2 Ah this scene again It lives rent fucking free in my head and I'm okay with that

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@_kiritorip God, I forgot just how good the movement in Apex is, when you look past the rest of the garbage in the game.

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@Merrydawg The fact that they thought we didn't know is fucking hilarious. Like, c'mon. You're gonna RANDOMLY pitch me a Home Depot ad, while I'm standing in a Home Depot, and think I won't notice? Lmao.

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@maryglow_ @KinyoubiMikoVT @NymeriaIris You realize that Nym posted first, and only posted the final image sent, and the completion, right? She already made it seem like the artist didn't work with her. The artist is just showing that they did work with her.

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@Depv_ This aged poorly and I'm incredibly mad about that

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@EmilyL73453 @gorgeousbrains Have you tried minding your own business

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@Ragland1836 You already got cooked, mate. No point.

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@9mm_smg Please tell me she did not just put RANCH on that spaghetti.

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@RuukaVtuber this image is getting a lot of mileage today, because that's this scenario yet again where the fuck are people even pulling this shit from lmao

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@Cameron33458584 @Conservata18030 @Brettheepi @esjesjesj I'm fairly certain it has. Given the fact that Aspergers no longer exists as it's own DX, and is now lumped into Autism Spectrum Disorder. The same screening they put me through, albeit unknowingly, I'm fairly certain is not the same screening they employ today for the same

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@FloridaThales Yep. Keep your fucking squid ink off the freeway and on the track. Sick of seeing this shit. Then the family blames the driver when they die... Every fucking time.

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@KyleNumber @TheWapplehouse Nope, bro wasn't breathing.

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@USofShaymerica @HazelAppleyard_ @handsumquis Hi, yes, high functioning autist here. I was also incredibly violent as a young kid. Way worse than this guy, arguably, and the only reason I would stop was because I saw blood. Autism does not make you immune to the consequences of your actions.

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@DocStrangelove2 If the IRS is enough to make the Joker get his shit together, I think the IRS shouldn't be fucked with.

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@DocStrangelove2 A GOOD Dredd sequel. Not some bullshit. Needs Karl Urban.

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@Shadzey1 Legitimately though, this dude has been pissing off Twitter for weeks now LMAO

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@PeterTwinklage As I said to someone else who posted this: This means literally nothing. He banned short barreled shotguns, bump stocks, and FRT's in Minnesota. He also instituted red flag laws in his own state. He also banned carry under a certain age, and then got slammed by a circuit court

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@RissaVirus Preferably not, pedo. Chippy's hungry, get in.

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@Jbanklestankle1 Ahhh now that's how you do it. You can hear the concern in his voice at first, but when he knows his kid is good, he does a double check, and then goes with it. Fucking love this one.

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@Finzy I cannot make this up, this is the dude you killed LMAO

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@DedpulNINL The way Patriot just got tired of Laos' shit and whacked him LMAO

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@ankkala @ShitpostRock Yes, they went after Among Us.

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@grymm_lee Deep Stone Lullaby.

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@LibertyCappy If they want an example: My sister accused her ex boyfriend of raping her. I knew something was off, because the dude was a genuinely good guy. A little on the sleepy and unmotivated side sometimes, but a good guy. Guess what? She lied. He didn't rape her. She admitted that

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@HLC_actual @Fat_Electrician @TheAKGuy @The_King_Trout This is fucking 100/10, I love it. I needed this morning laugh so much. I'm surprised I haven't summoned him myself yet LMAO

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@adamfare1996 "Eat leafy greens, it'll repair your nerves" This was in response to me bringing up my permanent nerve damage in my lower back, and the associated random pain that comes with it. Bruh...

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@DocStrangelove2 Not wrong.

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@215GtownKid @ItsAvery Nah, I actually went and read up on this. This is true, he manages a pharmaceutical company now. He lives completely lawfully. It's a good ending for once.

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@DiabolicalSpuds >asks a question >proceeds to hide the answers to the question Yes, this is how this works. Totally. Why would you do that?

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@Synphvny Oh legit? Got any proof behind this? I'd love to see it.

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@Cyndikate1 @lynde_atr This is just a TL. This person is not Jingo.

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@maryglow_ @KinyoubiMikoVT @NymeriaIris So you would have preferred the artist to just... Not mention names? Black the name out so nobody knew who they were talking about?

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@NoFilterGames @ScxttGS @3rdLag @justaddwatter My brother in existence, the conversation is PvE. Decide your topic and stick to it. Damn.

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@blitztheumbreon @Sumguy18_ @JarminKazz @GamesOverMovies @drmistercody Because it's markiplier with lord farquaad's hair and chin laid over him iirc

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@HLC_actual Yeeeeeeeeees I sense Praying Mantis being made to look like a tea party in Iran's future if they nemo this shit

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@MelonMariposa I found where they pulled that from. It's a startup process that lasts maybe a second or two. Here's a frame from mine doing the exact same thing. I had to record it to catch it. Maybe don't run shit on potatoes, and then complain that it doesn't run well?

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@ValkyrieVtuber @UmariTomoe . . . OMFG.

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@UmariTomoe I've never played eurotruck simulator, and I'm kinda afraid to ask what that key does...

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@ASo1omons this image literally never fucking fails to be accurate

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@SandStoneArtis1 WHAT THE FU- THIS IS FUCKING 12D CHESS NOW!

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@drippp_BTC @gunsnrosesgirl3 That is. That's how Omurice is presented. Literally. That's how that's supposed to be cooked for that dish.

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@Jahk5225 @rageinthemist @PhaseConnect No, there's no other issues with it. I've seen this plenty with normal art too, it's just hands being a pain in the ass to draw.

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@Nikpapmath @InverseTheCons That's an entire arm. And a whole body. Not a finger. Bit of a difference.

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@ChadHal78252856 @Conservata18030 @Brettheepi @esjesjesj I'm fairly certain that the method they used to confirm my presence on the DSM scale a decade ago is not the same one in use today. A decade ago, it took about a decade (from age three to age thirteen) for us to find someone knowledgeable enough on ASD in order to even propose

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@endermanch why hit f2, just right click it (i have a 60% keyboard so f2 is cringe)

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@Nimbopill One of mine is literally just "retards that play games". And it's literally just a bunch of us from where I work that play games LMAO. the other one is chaos server, that's the name it's just myself, my sister, and our friend lmao

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@TheBattlecock That was not what I was expecting to happen-

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Imagine getting fed any kills for a goal. Couldn't be me.

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tiktok seen it so do yall🫶🏽 #ApexLegends @PlayApex

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@justice_Tyr22 Whisky is fine, but the pistol isn't allowed. No quitting, you got this. Probably means nothing in the end, because I'm some random dude that had this show up on his feed, but I'm a dm away, before you do anything rash.

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@noshichama I need a cloak...

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@SMB_Attorney We were here first, don't even try it

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@iiTzWasParsnip Simple

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@Rezolite @ObiWanKeMOANbi @Literary_Wolf @KaptainKrunch97 @EggscellentRacc @ZodiacdaGanda @PhantoFicti0n Goddammit you

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@mattmfm So... What's the community note for, then?

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@Hollowtide It really does. God, I want to go back to that time. It was just a better time in life. No worries, just school and HALO with the homies. Nothing better than that...

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@Qwerty_Soda We already did Look at literally any OG halo player Elites aren't elites They're split-lips And we're about to show them what the fuck is up

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@lolagrantss @jiwoonghusband @sammy4street @computer_gay The Black Sun, or Die Schwarze Sonne, is a Symbol used by the Nazi's. Currently neo nazis.

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@gaywaddledee @tavernofterrors @ShitpostRock Boop

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fun fact: after the game got big in 2020 we had to change the colour of the MedBay cross because we apparently violated the Geneva Conventions Act by making it red???? oops

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@ShitpostRock Somehow I don't mind the dialogue, I think it's funny as shit, some of the stuff they say But I'm also gonna be honest, I can't think of another game that makes me read something like that in their style alone, and not just some fuckin' microsoft dave shit That's just their

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@RonnieAdkins_ Honestly this looks like it would be fun to design and 3d print

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@Eryll00 @CedPiece @reyTempest_ @Ragnar_AY Not here to dick ride, but I just want to point out: It took the King of Curses having the only other broken ability in the JJK World, the Ten Shadows, along with a whole second existence called Mahoraga, just to win against Gojo. I'd say he qualifies.

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@Shadzey1 ... Don't mind me, just making sure "don't piss off certain people on Twitter" is on my daily to do list now.

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@LurchCake_ That is how pistols work, yes. Have you never shot one?

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@Ragland1836 Never said it was. It's not hard to not be a POS, either, but here we are.

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@SubToOptimus I'm 25. I can only name like, 12 or so states. I just don't really need to know the names of all the states tbh... I don't see why I'm an idiot for not remembering 55 different states that I literally never see

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@Femalegirl7 Yeah, I got laughed at. :/

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@ChristinaTasty The absolute mess that was ANTHEM lasted longer than Concord.

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@fine_9725 God I need this cake now, fuck I can TASTE IT

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