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@alpacasw

3 years

My son lost his first tooth today and asked if the tooth fairy could bring bitcoin instead of dollars. Couldn't be more proud.

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@alpacasw

2 years

@BoozeBoozem @tplohetski @PlannedTheRide @statesman @KVUE These are cops, not good guys.

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@alpacasw

2 years

Bilaji playbook: 1. Own some significant amount of BTC (let's just say 1000 BTC (~$25M)). 2. Make bold prediction that price will rise and put $1M on line. 3. Know it will fail but it will cause market to pump. 4. BTC rises from $25k to $50k in 90 days. 5. Pay $1M, gain $25M.

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@alpacasw

4 years

In honor of Bitcoin Pizza Day, I will order 2 large pizzas for anyone who sends me 10,000 BTC.

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@alpacasw

6 years

True, but doesn't Bezos have a halvening scheduled soon?

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@itmilkyway

6 years

Jan. 16, 2019. Jeff bezos : $139 billion. Crypto industry : $122 billion.

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@alpacasw

7 years

If you had $10,000 of Bitcoin on July 31st, and sold your BCash on August 2 for Bitcoin, you'd have $37,500 today. If you held both, you'd have $33,250. If you sold your Bitcoin for BCash, you'd have $16,250. #REKT

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@alpacasw

6 months

@Chris_arnade The original "my account was hacked" excuse.

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@alpacasw

3 years

Elon Musk's takes is basically like going back to 2013 Bitcointalk.

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@alpacasw

3 years

Are the miners trolling us?

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@alpacasw

4 years

Sold all my btc, investing in the real store of value.

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@alpacasw

4 years

@NickSzabo4 @Timcast Also Target and other businesses have even more reason NOT to put stores in these areas in the future, making life worse for residents. Why pay more in insurance for a high risk area when you can go elsewhere?

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@alpacasw

5 years

@abike1999 @OnlyInBOS It's an average, so throw in a few super expensive dates, and it skews it. Median > Average. Some rich multi-millionaires in NYC spending a few k on fancy wine and dinners and broadway shows will skew it very quickly.

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@alpacasw

3 years

Kind of sad to see @chamath not go to Bitcoin 2021, I was a big fan of his work in Parks and Rec.

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@alpacasw

7 years

Someone is dumping BCash for Bitcoin. Still time to do so before you end up with useless Rogercoins.

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@alpacasw

5 years

@TheStalwart Simpsons fucking called it again.

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@alpacasw

7 years

SegWit2X is an upgrade that turns your $5400 Bitcoins into ones worth $800.

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@alpacasw

7 years

Bitcoin does not owe you anything just because you promoted it a few years ago. Bitcoin does not owe you anything because you failed to understand or plan how wide usage might change things. You don't owe Bitcoin anything either, and if you had the wrong idea, then move on.

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@alpacasw

3 years

@gaborgurbacs Have you seen Texas?

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@alpacasw

7 years

All five operational!

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@alpacasw

3 years

BSV Market Cap $3.06B, Blockstream Valuation $3.2B. Congrats on this. Seriously. @adam3us

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@alpacasw

2 years

@MikemanCommeth @HoustonChron You think AB is going to be upset if you stop drinking Bud Light and drink a more expensive brand they own instead? Maybe it was a genius plan all along, kill off a low margin brand that already was struggling.

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@alpacasw

7 years

Roger Ver would have wanted bike tires the size of city blocks.

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@MSNBTC

7 years

Old-fashioned bikes didn't use gears and to increase efficiency, the initial solution was to increase the wheel size. While shocks and gears seem like the obvious solution today, it was not obvious to many even most initially. #LightningNetwork

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@alpacasw

6 years

@krakenfx Time to delist BCH next.

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@alpacasw

7 years

Coinbase concedes that 2X is an altcoin. Thanks for playing @mikebelshe @OneMorePeter @rogerkver @evoorhees @jgarzik .

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@alpacasw

7 years

Beware of the latest effort to try to scam Bitcoin users by attempting to label Bitcoin as Bitcoin Legacy. Bitcoin is Bitcoin. BCash is BCash. BCash cannot become Bitcoin, even if they try to relabel it Legacy.

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@alpacasw

2 years

@ReaganRebellion @LibertyAnders Also follow tips on how to shoot fish in a barrel and taking candy from babies.

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@alpacasw

3 years

Who could have guessed that million dollar ape jpgs were the top?

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@alpacasw

8 years

@RubinReport @pierre_rochard I wonder what made liberals more sad on this one, finding out it wasn't a gun, or that it was a Muslim dude.

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@alpacasw

7 years

Coinbase BCash market looks like shoppers racing to get inside on Black Friday trying to get a deal dumping their BCash.

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@alpacasw

4 years

@ScottAdamsSays Amish are fucking fit. Being strong as an ox and not a fatass works.

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@alpacasw

1 year

@BTCGandalf Bitcoin ideals are preserved, you CAN be your own custodian without any permission, you've always been free to trust anyone you want to do this for you. Paper Bitcoin has existed since Mt. Gox.

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@alpacasw

7 years

If you sold your Bitcoin for Dogecoin on Aug 2, you would have $29,305. Literally you could have made an extra 130% buying a currency based on a fucking meme than buying Rogercoins.

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@alpacasw

2 years

@OniPerez @ComicDaveSmith Mask mandates don't affect other people's body because they didn't fucking work.

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@alpacasw

8 years

@CharlieShrem @gavinandresen Yes, he's the reason there is a fracture in the community. Instead of mending it, he trolls devs.

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@alpacasw

3 years

1) I don't go out of my way to orangepill people who aren't ready, but if someone asks, I'm happy to help. Last year I had one of the most unique orangepill experiences.

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@alpacasw

4 years

@danheld Bitcoin has a 0% chance of hitting 0 since I will buy all the coins for a penny.

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@alpacasw

7 years

Also be aware of fake Bitcoins.

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@alpacasw

7 years

@alansilbert @rogerkver Roger's level of crazy seems to be proportional to the Bitcoin price.

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@alpacasw

8 years

@CharlieShrem @gavinandresen Don't you have an ICO scam to sell to 16 year olds?

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@alpacasw

5 years

Imagine if you had 1000 developers and all you could come up with was Cryptokitties and broken overcollateralized loans.

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@alpacasw

7 years

Bitcoin Cash is Bitcoin like Craig Wright is Satoshi.

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@alpacasw

7 years

Never Forget these enemies of Bitcoin who thought they ruled it: Mike Belshe, Wences Casares, Jihan Wu, Jeff Garzik, Peter Smith and Erik Voorhees

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@alpacasw

7 years

Well this rules out Cobra being Roger, since I've never seen Roger admit he was wrong.

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@CobraBitcoin

7 years

I was completely wrong about Halong Mining. Even though they’re secretive and mysterious company and raised some major red flags, it seems they’ve delivered functional hardware as promised. I’m extremely sorry to them for my attacks and I await my shipment of crow.

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@alpacasw

3 years

10) RIP Mr. Bill - the Bitcoin community never knew you but I hope we touched you and your family.

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@alpacasw

10 months

@anticarsls Right urbanism and dude has a mask outside.

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@alpacasw

6 years

5) @JimmySong was an absolute boss on stage. Ever since 2X failed and he started wearing that hat, he's turned into a new man and an absolute powerhouse in the industry. His call that most of this is buzzword junk is dead on, and I expect him to eventually be proven right.

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@alpacasw

7 years

There is no Civil War. This is just some island in the middle of the Pacific no one cares about or lives on is somehow in a Civil War with the United States because a single nut on the island claims it's the United States.

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@CNBCFastMoney

7 years

POLL: Which side of the bitcoin civil war are you on: #Bitcoin or #BitcoinCash ?

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@alpacasw

5 years

@Timcast

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@alpacasw

7 years

I love how the faux-bitcoin twitter account and Roger encourage everyone to use their centrally controlled block list. Remember the first rule of cults is to make sure you cut off access to outside information.

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@alpacasw

7 years

Holding USD since 1968 would have yielded a -86% return. Holding BCash since December would yield a -84% return. Literally as bad as stuffing money in a mattress for 50 years.

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@alpacasw

7 years

Roger now bribing people 10 cents to download his low-rated scammy BCash wallet. Try collecting from any other wallet and denied. Roger know's which addresses are yours, such private!

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@alpacasw

5 years

Florida will make Italy look like Singapore.

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@nbcbayarea

5 years

Crowds of spring-breakers and party-goers continue to crowd beaches in parts of Florida despite rising cases of #coronavirus infections across the U.S.

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@alpacasw

2 years

@AnnLesbyPhD Shaun King

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@alpacasw

11 months

@Chairman_Meowed @nexta_tv You think he volunteered? These are slaves fighting slaves.

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@alpacasw

5 years

Coinbase: We are the worst exchange out there. Blockchain: Hold my shitcoins.

CoinDesk

@CoinDesk

5 years

JUST IN: Bitcoin wallet provider and blockchain explorer @blockchain just launched its first crypto exchange platform, the PIT. Report by @La__Cuen

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@alpacasw

7 years

Segwit2X is now dead:

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@alpacasw

7 years

Now we know the true @Blockstream plan! 1) get segwit 2) implement lightning 3) hire apparel expert ( @Excellion ) 4) pivot to apparel company. WE ARE ON TO YOU AXA!

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@alpacasw

3 years

@Timcast Smart to just give a verdict tomorrow morning so the mob can go away tonight.

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@alpacasw

1 year

@greentexts_bot

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@alpacasw

4 years

@AlexBrangwin @MikhailaAleksis Joe Rogan is worth a lot more than a bunch of dead weight SJWs.

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@alpacasw

11 months

@venturetwins This is why Montessori techniques are far superior. 2 / 1? How many 1's fit in 2? 2. 3 / (1/2)? How many 1/2's fit in 3. 6. 1 / 0? How many 0's fit in 1? No answer.

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@alpacasw

2 years

@Eric_BIGfund Someone is selling $1,000,000 of Bitcoin per second too. Wonder if it's the same person even!

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@alpacasw

5 years

Now I know why @RussellOkung is in Bitcoin, he's gonna own the entire NFL.

Eyes on the prize: Russell Okung aspires to be first black NFL owner

As an entrepreneur active in several technology companies, Chargers LT Russell Okung has huge aspirations after his playing career ends.

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@alpacasw

6 years

Congratulations on this. Seriously. @ProfFaustus @rogerkver @jihanwu

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@alpacasw

1 year

For $10 I can send any amount of money anywhere in the world and it will arrive in 10 minutes. And people tell me this is too expensive.

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@alpacasw

7 years

BIP148: "Miners - you're fired" BIP91: "FUCK YOU, I QUIT FIRST!"

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@alpacasw

2 years

@phil_geiger @nic__carter That and the VC incentives.

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@alpacasw

4 years

Sold all my stock today when I realized they can keep doing splits on it.

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@alpacasw

5 years

@NateSilver538 Kirkland Signature

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@alpacasw

7 years

@pierre_rochard The divide in Bitcoin comes down to those who think Bitcoin exists to increase freedom vs. those who thinks it exists to make them rich.

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@alpacasw

6 months

What @rodarmor did was fantastic - he got a bunch of degens to all go broke at the same time trying to out-degen each other. All poof, and a way to smooth out the halvening impact to miners.

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@alpacasw

6 years

Congrats on this. Seriously. @DanLarimer @brockpierce @rogerkver @jihanwu

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@alpacasw

2 years

@OostveenVan @GGrimalda @Autostadt @VW @ClimateHuman @JKSteinberger @CharlieJGardner @DoctorAnanas @Agisilaos_K @guardianeco @GeorgeMonbiot @JackTall @KevinClimate Na, they just enjoy a good laugh.

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@alpacasw

6 years

@Annika98 @CollegeFix 1270 SAT score is pretty weak sauce for a decent state school, let alone Harvard.

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@alpacasw

3 years

@BlueBoxDave @prestonjbyrne Any place that requires proof other than a place which is intentionally for those vulnerable no longer gets my business.

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@alpacasw

5 years

Trump can say Bitcoin. Brian cannot.

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@alpacasw

2 years

@michaelmalice The best way to stop unjust laws is to make them unenforceable.

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@alpacasw

6 years

Consensus thoughts tweetstorm 1) Consensus had some of the best parts of this industry and the worst. It was amazing to have one place have so many people I've interacted with over so many years get to finally meet, or reunite with. There is so much good going on.

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@alpacasw

5 years

USDC: We paid off the right regulators.

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@alpacasw

6 years

I think this cuts to the heart of the silicon valley anti-hodl mindset, they weren't early adopters and are bitter they can't get the gains early adopters did, simply by recognizing good money.

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@alpacasw

2 years

@coryklippsten As I said after meeting Vitalik in 2014, normies cannot tell the difference between genius and severe autism.

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@alpacasw

7 years

New Pieter Wuille Fact: Pieter once fixed a vulnerability a month before it was even disclosed.

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@ummjackson @petertoddbtc @_chjj We merged the fix for this in June, a month before he discovered the attack, just no release since. Testing takes time.

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@alpacasw

6 years

I'm betting on wall street figuring out the value of Bitcoin before silicon valley

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@alpacasw

7 years

Bcashers believe committing fraud without consequence is the goal of economic freedom.

Nikita Zhavoronkov

@nikzh

7 years

What Core maximalists are against is economic freedom. Economic freedom means people should conduct their own research before buying anything while taking all the risks and knowing that their government won’t help them if they fail.

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@alpacasw

7 years

@beijingbitcoins @Bitcoin Did you forget to switch accounts before posting?

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6 years

August 1, 2017: @shaolinfry with the help of @LukeDashjr and many others successfully took on @JihadWu leaving to so much butthurt that @rogerkver ragequit Bitcoin. Only a few months later would 2X Garzik itself to cement the victory and bull market for Bitcoin.

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@alpacasw

7 years

Bitcoin Cash Bank is now closed. Transactions can be processed at normal business hours tomorrow.

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@alpacasw

3 years

@michaelmalice It's not about persuading. It's about getting people who already agree riled up so that's the only issue they will vote/donate from.

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@alpacasw

2 years

@Timcast When you want to be head of an HOA but can't afford a house.

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@alpacasw

6 years

3) Most of these happened away from main consensus events or at after parties. The conference itself was an incredible amount of noise. The demo floor was full of dumb and useless projects, combined with scams. Was pleased to see bitcoin dot com booth empty constantly.

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@alpacasw

5 years

@AndrewYang It's not yours to give.

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@alpacasw

7 years

Never forget

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@alpacasw

6 years

Openbazaar explained.

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@brianchoffman

6 years

Sometimes I spend hours programming and then just wonder who the fuck needs this…but then I realize I don’t fucking care. I program because I enjoy it. I don’t really give a fuck if anyone will ever use this.

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4 years

@AdamSinger I think I made a similar post in 2011 about the people who didn't get rich when BTC went from $0.00001 to $1.

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@alpacasw

8 years

I'd believe Craig Wright was Satoshi before I believe BitMain didn't use ASICBoost.

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@alpacasw

6 months

Bitcoin is not under attack. A pair of arrogant and incompetent developers who openly courted criminals and operated in a way to be easy to be caught, antagonized law enforcement, and jeopardized the safety of their users are under attack. Know the difference.

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@alpacasw

7 years

@jimmysong Bitcoin Cash seems like a scam to capitalize on the stupidity of /r/btc

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