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@AlistairHaimes
Alistair Haimes
4 years
Clubs open in Sweden; armed police in English gyms. There is something extremely wrong.
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4 years
Lady on the train panicked when I took off my mask after sitting down, but visibly relaxed when she saw I was having a coffee. Remember: I drink coffee to keep you safe, you drink coffee to keep me safe.
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4 years
Let me fix that headline for you: "UK sees only 2 covid deaths: lowest for six months". You're welcome.
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
4 years
UK sees highest number of new coronavirus cases since 22 May
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4 years
A reminder that bars and restaurants re-opened in the UK on 4th July, two months ago. No second wave.
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Survival rates of UK Chancellors are now somewhere between WW1 fighter pilots and wives of Henry VIII
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NHS shows #covid deaths in English hospitals at zero in the past 24 hours for the first time since the epidemic began. It's over.
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Today: "just one more push" 4 weeks: "not the right time, cases and inpatients too high" 8 weeks: "one last delay for booster shots for the vulnerable" 12 weeks: "winter"
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Hard to process that it's still 3 months until I can meet a friend in the pub, given that a year ago we locked down for 3 weeks to flatten the curve.
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4 years
Is it bad form to point out that Sweden has now gone nearly a week with no covid deaths, despite no lockdown and without closing schools or mandating masks? Source:
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• London, population 9 million, zero covid deaths. • Nationwide, 56 million, zero covid deaths under 60 years old. We've lost our minds.
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4 years
One mildly symptomatic child tests positive. His house, and all classmates (including my children), home for a fortnight. Parents (including me) off work for a fortnight. Can this be remotely sustainable?
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Alistair Haimes
4 years
Time to stop getting tested if this nonsense is true. If hospitals are emptying who cares what cases are doing?
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4 years
I'm trying to remember when I was last so ashamed of our country.
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Alistair Haimes
4 years
Lockdowns don't work, nor does track-and-trace. Simple.
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4 years
I voted for a conservative government headed by a libertarian prime minister. Please can I have my money back?
@Urban_Pictures
Urban Pictures
4 years
Clashes between police and anti-lockdown demonstrators in London. Protesters are calling for an end to lockdown restrictions. #lockdown #Antilockdown #antilockdownprotest @StandUpX2
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4 years
If vaccines really are our way out of this, then these headlines wouldn't go together.
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Nightclubs, bars, restaurants, cafés, playgrounds and everything else all open in Sweden. How much more evidence do we need?
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Only 3 UK covid deaths in today's release. Can we please acknowledge that in a country of 68 million this is negligible.
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"NHS Test and Trace figures show 75.3 per cent of transmissions happened in homes, with only 5.5 per cent in pubs, restaurants and churches"
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4 years
If the Swedish curve doesn't tick up it's going to get very awkward very quickly.
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Local (Bristol) doctor was pressured into putting covid as cause of death on a stage 4 cancer death, purely because they died with a high temperature (the *only* 'symptom'). They resisted but their senior insisted. They know it's wrong. How many like this in the covid stats?
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About the most irresponsible thing to say imaginable. Resignation-level irresponsible.
@DailyMailUK
Mail+
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Matt Hancock warns cancer patients will only be treated if Covid-19 stays 'under control'
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I hope they make a swift recovery from their asymptomatic disease
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
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170 people test positive for coronavirus at Cornwall meat plant, all of which were asymptomatic and unaware
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Pretty incredible that 80% of English covid patients admitted to ICU are overweight (32%), obese (37%) or morbidly obese (11%). Is this why Japan and S.Korea have got off so lightly? (population obesity rates 4% and 5% respectively, versus 31% in England)
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4 years
So the young and healthy have shut down their lives for a year to protect the old and vulnerable, but once the latter are vaccinated they can travel but the young/healthy can't? Sounds like a recipe for a revolution.
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Alistair Haimes
4 years
Please take 90 seconds to watch this 👇
@bbcquestiontime
BBC Question Time
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“It’s not deadly in a very large section of the population, so that presents us with this workable solution.” Epidemiologist @SunetraGupta says if the UK is “aggressively protecting” the vulnerable then education, jobs and the arts can resume. #bbcqt
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Lockdown is over when: 1. Schools are back with no masks. 2. I can order at the bar in my local (which has no outdoor space). 3. My daughter's tap-dancing lesson isn't via Zoom. Drives me absolutely barmy.
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Once substantial numbers of the vulnerable have been vaccinated, can there be any justification for maintaining the current restrictions?
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This is surely absolutely nonsensical, once the elderly/vulnerable/fat are largely vaccinated and most cases are in the young and healthy? How could the NHS *not* cope with cases that don't trouble it?
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Alistair Haimes
4 years
You could run this story every day if you wanted to
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
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Another new coronavirus variant found in the UK
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Alistair Haimes
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WHO paper, peer reviewed: covid IFR 0.05% (median) for under 70s.
@prof_freedom
Prof. Freedom
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@AK_Meier @AsgarMuller @holmenkollin @theotherphilipp @FrankfurtZack @RainerRoever @AlterSchwedee @Volksverpetzer @correctiv_org @GidMK WHO just published Dr. Ionniadis study. Conclusion "The inferred infection fatality rates tended to be much lower than estimates made earlier in the pandemic."
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Alistair Haimes
4 years
Sceptics might note that this news has magically appeared just when the parks are full because the data has got so much better. But as many of you have pointed out, I'm a credulous soul.
@SkyNews
Sky News
4 years
COVID-19: New Brazil COVID 'variant of concern' discovered in UK, health officials say
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Alistair Haimes
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653 covid patients in critical care across the entire country, less than a patient per hospital. How on earth can the NHS not cope easily with this number?
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Alistair Haimes
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Remember: masks on at all times, unless you feel a cough coming. Follow the science.
@Revolte_Fiscale
яévolte fiscale 100% SPIKE free 🇫🇷
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Les gens prenez exemple sur notre #pr ésident #macron . Avant de tousser, retirez votre #masque anti #Covid_19 #COVID19 #coronavirus
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Alistair Haimes
4 years
This is getting ridiculous
@DailyMirror
The Mirror
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Covid survivors could have potentially life-threatening allergic reaction to hair dye
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Alistair Haimes
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This is simply BS. I don't know any parent whose kids aren't suffering, not any parent who isn't really worried about their child's mental health: I know I am.
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Alistair Haimes
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If the schools stay closed, presumably the country can save on the expense of a Minister for Education?
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Alistair Haimes
4 years
That should make the review nice and easy
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Alistair Haimes
4 years
Sweden: #covid19 deaths per day. Marching relentlessly down to zero, just as we are. Still playing on playgrounds, collaborating at work and relaxing in bars, just as we aren't.
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Alistair Haimes
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There you go folks. Get tested, find cases, get locked down. Don't say you weren't warned.
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Alistair Haimes
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There has only been one death with covid aged under 40 in an English hospital in the past month, according to the NHS. One.
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Alistair Haimes
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I'm unclear: how flat does the curve need to be before I can take my son to watch rugby again? What metrics will unlock lockdown?
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Amazing how many curves turned at the exact same time
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Glad it wasn't a forecast
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@AlistairHaimes
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Take a bow; absolutely fantastic.
@DesmondSwayne
rt hon Sir Desmond Swayne TD MP
4 years
It is no good to say that "every other jurisdiction in the world is following basically the same policy". That would strike me as herd stupidity!
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Alistair Haimes
4 years
I think more people are now worried about grandchildren than grandparents, and should worry more about the young than the old.
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Alistair Haimes
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If masks work, can anyone explain why there has been no reduction in respiratory deaths since their introduction? Covid-related deaths continue the decline they were on anyway.
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If it "doesn't matter" about antibodies, what is the point of the vaccine?
@BorisJohnson
Boris Johnson
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Hi folks, I’ve been instructed by our NHS Test & Trace scheme to self-isolate for two weeks, after being in contact with someone with Covid-19. I’m in good health and have no symptoms, and will continue to lead on our response to the virus & our plans to #BuildBackBetter
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Alistair Haimes
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In parliamentary debate, somebody would have pointed this out. A good example of the benefit of scrutiny.
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Alistair Haimes
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Ignore cases. Only 1 death in a country of 67m.
@SkyNewsBreak
Sky News Breaking
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Department of Health says 1,715 confirmed cases of covid-19 have been recorded across the UK today compared with 1,108 recorded yesterday and one death has been recorded taking the total number of deaths to 41,499 For more on this and other news visit
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UK #COVID__19 : your periodic reminder that celebrations, protests, riots; pubs, restaurants, shops re-opening; none of it makes any difference.
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And just a few months ago those of us who pointed out the risks of false positives in an environment of low prevalence were loony fringe sceptics. Happy, happy days.
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Alistair Haimes
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@doctor_oxford Schools are off, socialising forbidden and hospitality and retail is closed. How much more do you want?
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Alistair Haimes
4 years
Almost every headline now I just think: "so?"
@SkyNews
Sky News
4 years
COVID-19: Scientists label mutation found in Bristol as 'variant of concern'
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Alistair Haimes
4 years
I think evidence that cases are falling and people are being vaccinated has been broadly available for some time now. I've seen it and I'm not even on SAGE.
@BBCNewsnight
BBC Newsnight
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"We really need to see that cases are falling... [that] people are taking up the vaccine. Until we know that, we really shouldn’t be coming out of lockdown." Sage member, Professor Janet Lord, says "we need the evidence that what we've done so far is working" #Newsnight
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No. Once the vulnerable elderly have been vaccinated, it is up to everyone to take the risk they see fit. Apart from international travel, these passports have no place in a free society. We shouldn't need to trade some freedoms off against others: we should have it all back.
@FraserNelson
Fraser Nelson
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This is the best case for vaccine passports that you'll read. By Mary Wakefield, in the new @specator .
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Alistair Haimes
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Covid deaths, UK and Sweden. This could get very awkward.
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Masks work so well that we're in 2nd lockdown, a 5th of 2ndary kids are off school, and the 3rd lockdown is required until there's a vaccine.
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Alistair Haimes
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My daughter is confused that she cannot have a birthday party for the same girls who are in her class all day. I'm pretty confused too.
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The chart that should really be front page news.
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Alistair Haimes
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Yes, imagine how embarrassing it would be to be caught being a hypocrite, out partying when others were locked down but up on your high horse in public.
@BethRigby
Beth Rigby
3 years
Great scoop via @PaulBrandITV . After a week of denials about the Xmas party, this puts No 10 under huge pressure
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@AlistairHaimes
Alistair Haimes
4 years
Please could those who don't believe in the Sweden approach please explain the apparent lack of corpses in this photo
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Alistair Haimes
3 years
My twins pinged to isolate for the 4th time. Absolutely ridiculous. Can't see who this can be protecting now.
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@AlistairHaimes
Alistair Haimes
3 years
Bit I thought you said vaccinate the vulnerable then cry freedom? Has your account been hacked?
@MattHancock
Matt Hancock
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Everyone will be able to take a free rapid coronavirus test twice a week from the 9th April. Reclaiming our lost freedoms & getting back to normal hinges on us all getting tested regularly.
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What this lady needs is not an iPad
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Alistair Haimes
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This is pubs in Sweden. Note some people still alive
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Alistair Haimes
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Another email from school, another positive test in class, my daughter home again for a fortnight. With 3 children it is a rolling barrage: I've only had a few days this term without a child isolating at home. Driving me nuts now.
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Alistair Haimes
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So the new variant: • spreads faster but is no more likely to lead to hospitalisation, and • seems to be declining while old variants rise, and it *could* be deadlier. Got it, thanks.
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Alistair Haimes
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A new installment: UK cases versus the not-a-forecast, a.k.a. the "Vallance-tracker". Will keep updated and include in my Friday evening UK roundup.
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Alistair Haimes
4 years
Influenza and pneumonia back to average levels: so masks and lockdown don't work to reduce the spread of infectious respiratory viruses. The data is in.
@ONS
Office for National Statistics (ONS)
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The provisional number of deaths registered in England and Wales in the week ending 21 August 2020 (Week 34) was 9,631. This was ▪️ 239 more than Week 33 ▪️ 474 more than the five-year average for Week 34 ➡️
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See if you can pick out here the impact of BLM protests, VE Day celebrations, restaurants and shops re-opening; the eat-out scheme that led to restaurants being packed; primary schools going back, anything. It is a classic epidemic curve, our interventions have done nothing.
@AlistairHaimes
Alistair Haimes
4 years
In England there are 305 covid patients in hospital, and we have 1,257 NHS hospitals. At peak there were 17,000 covid patients (about 15 per hospital); the NHS never needed protecting.
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Alistair Haimes
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Just had it confirmed that my children won't be allowed back for the rest of term. An *entire term* missed. My friends' kids in Stockholm haven't missed a single day of school. @GavinWilliamson , I will never forgive you or @BorisJohnson for this.
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Alistair Haimes
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Very well put. And good in BBC for reporting it.
@BBCLookNorth
BBC Yorkshire
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“I’ve not got that many years left of me and I’m not going to be fastened in a house.” Here’s how one 83-year-old in Barnsley reacted to the news that tier three restrictions will be introduced in South Yorkshire from Saturday. See more here:
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My bubbly 8-year old daughter has gone quiet the last couple of days, and has just told me she is depressed because she misses her friends. A month is enough. We are no closer to a vaccine, and nor will we be in a month. Lift lockdown now.
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Alistair Haimes
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UK v Sweden. Indistinguishable. Lockdown wasn't necessary. A £300bn bill and a missed school term for nothing.
@theblogmire
TheBlogMire
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Johnny stared at the chart for an hour trying to see how he could turn it into an apologetic for the necessity of lockdown. But no matter how hard he tried, a small voice kept on nagging at him: "Lockdown was a complete waste of time, wasn't it?"
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Alistair Haimes
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Stay Home. Protect the NHS. Die of things the NHS could have fixed.
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Alistair Haimes
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Everyone else is doing heatmaps, why shouldn't I do one too? Monthly all-cause deaths per capita, England & Wales, from ONS data. I have to say, winters never felt particularly dangerous in the late nineties.
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@AlistairHaimes
Alistair Haimes
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The Science
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
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“It’s not possible to stop everybody getting it and it’s also not desirable because you want some immunity in the population” Sir Patrick Vallance, the UK's chief scientific adviser, says main aim is to protect vulnerable and elderly from coronavirus
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Alistair Haimes
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UK: covid deaths in English hospitals. As of today, childrens birthday parties are banned. Tell me if you think that is proportionate.
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Alistair Haimes
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The Coronavirus Act was passed, explicitly, with the aim of flattening the curve to prevent the NHS being overwhelmed. It was *not* passed on a hide-behind-the-sofa plan until a vaccine arrives.
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Alistair Haimes
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All 3 of my kids at school, I'm in the office and I'm going to the pub tonight. Now we're getting somewhere.
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Alistair Haimes
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Is part of our problem that Neil Ferguson is qualified as a physicist and Devi Sridhar had 2 years of medical training before writing a dissertation on malnutrition, while Sweden's response is dictated by actual trained epidemiologists?
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Alistair Haimes
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After 3 isolations in autumn term, and now facing schools closed until Easter, my kids will have had only 1 month of school in the past year. A disgrace that reopening at half-term isn't a given, particularly with the vaccine programme for the elderly now almost complete.
@RtHonRobHalfon
Robert Halfon
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We need to get our children learning again - with clarity from @educationgovuk and an education routemap out of the coronavirus. The engine of Government should be directed towards opening our schools. We face an epidemic of educational poverty and mental health otherwise.
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Alistair Haimes
4 years
If I was over 80, I would want the right to decide my own level of risk to see my grandchildren; and I expect that calculation would be different based on my health at the time.
@gazcon
Gary Conway
4 years
99.5% of over 80s have not died with Covid. 99.9% of over 80s with no serious health condition have not died with Covid. Should they not be allowed to decide for themselves how to live and who to hug?
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Alistair Haimes
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So kids need to wear masks indoors but he doesn't. "Do as I say, not as I do."
@GavinWilliamson
Sir Gavin Williamson CBE MP
3 years
Great to catch-up with Sir Kevan Collins today for one of our regular discussions about plans for education recovery and how we’ll help pupils boost their learning & wellbeing after the impact of the pandemic.
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Alistair Haimes
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8 months ago normality was 3 months away. It is now 6 months away. We are in Johnsonian wormhole.
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