Al Murray - DKMS.ORG.UK 🇺🇦 @almurray Twitter profile

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Al Murray - DKMS.ORG.UK 🇺🇦

29 days

Arnhem: Black Tuesday, my new book, is out on Thursday. 24 Hours in the Battle of Arnhem: what would happen next? Listen to Stanley Maxted at 1500hrs @WeHaveWaysPod @ww2wtg @James1940 @PenguinUKBooks .

Arnhem: Black Tuesday by Al Murray | Waterstones

Buy Arnhem: Black Tuesday by Al Murray from Waterstones today! Click and Collect from your local Waterstones or get FREE UK delivery on orders over £25.

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Al Murray - DKMS.ORG.UK 🇺🇦

@almurray

3 years

YES THAT'S THE BEST PICTURE YES LET'S GO WITH THAT

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4 years

It’s disgusting that anyone would hunt these beautiful creatures for sport

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3 years

We spent two years drinking on our own, the fuckers

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4 months

Single Market Garden.

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@jeromestarkey

4 months

Video: British paras jumping into Normandy are greeted by French customs

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7 years

Headline dept high fives self

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16 days

Oosterbeek and Arnhem remember.

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4 years

One household?!?

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6 years

Brussels latest

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3 months

How late are we going to have to wait up to see Mogg go out?

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4 years

Please share, RT and best of all register. Blood cancer is a cruel and wicked disease: but you can help by finding out if you are eligible to donate blood stem cells @DKMS_uk

DKMS UK

We are fighting blood cancer. We want as many people as possible to join the blood stem cell donor register.

www.dkms.org.uk

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@almurray

5 years

Thank to everyone who’s responded so positively. We are doing everything we can for Finley and your support means so much.

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4 months

What a stupid cunt

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26 days

Trump's eating pets thing showed his classic lack of substance. No recipes, serving suggestion, accompanying wines. Ghastly man.

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@almurray

4 years

Going for the Riviera cat burglar coming out of retirement for one last job look

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9 months

What's odd about the Post Office scandal is having known about it for more than a decade thanks to Private Eye & it suddenly due to a drama being on everyone's radar. Why has it not been something the papers have cared about? (Considers nuclear test veterans scandal, rethinks).

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5 years

ALLOW PASSENGERS OFF THE TRAIN FIRST, MOTHERFUCKERS

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5 years

Today show typical BBC bias by not having someone on in favour of burning down cathedrals

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@almurray

7 years

@WillMcHoebag @Hopenlesmyth @KathyBurke Hey Ollie. Chin up mate, and remember, that bully is only picking on you because he knows you're awesome and he isn't.

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@almurray

5 years

A huge thank you to @GMB @benshephard and @ranvir01 for letting me talk about my nephew Finley and what you can do to help him beat blood cancer with @DKMS_uk . Sign up on

DKMS UK

We are fighting blood cancer. We want as many people as possible to join the blood stem cell donor register.

www.dkms.org.uk

Good Morning Britain

@GMB

5 years

Comedian @almurray is urging people to sign up to the blood stem cell register after his six-year old nephew was diagnosed with a rare and aggressive form of childhood leukaemia. Al explains what to do...

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7 years

Strong stable stable strong stable strong stable stong

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8 years

BREAKING: Boris/Gove plan in full.

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6 years

Not sure I want to connect with Phillip

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3 years

Thank you @hugoboss for achieving the impossible and making this schlub look smart #hugoboss

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2 months

Sun’s out, scum’s out

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6 years

Until Piers tells us what Meghan Markle’s dad thinks of the Greggs vegan sausage roll this issue will remain unsettled. #ohthetedium

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3 years

Steady Bob that's £800 a roll

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7 months

Fuck this

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@heraldscotland

7 months

Police Scotland’s officers are being told they should target actors and comedians under Scotland’s new hate crime laws.

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2 years

Fucking cowards

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7 years

Same

Michael Crick

@MichaelLCrick

7 years

Nigel Farage says he's not yet decided whether or not to run as a candidate

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8 years

Tell them you're a lying bastard?

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6 years

Drones! Thousands of them!

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4 years

You scumbag, you maggot It’s spag bol with carrot

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2 years

Some of you may remember me talking about my nephew, Finley, who was ill with Juvenile myelomonocytic leukemia. He would have been 9 today. In his memory his parents have set up Finley's Touch, to help other families dealing with what his had to face.

Finleys Touch

Supporting children with cancer across Surrey, Sussex and Kent

finleystouch.org.uk

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6 years

It’s @Coldwar_Steve !

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2 months

More info for Nige from his prime source

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3 years

Part of a pilot scheme for doing what the fuck I like. Going well so far.

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3 years

How many lives have oven chips saved? In terms of chip pan fires that never happened?

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4 years

2021 straight out the fucking blocks

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2 years

Confession: I've not watched Sharpe before (reasons). Have caught an episode the Drama channel. It's brilliant isn't it??

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8 years

Paul Nuttall (out of shot) prepares for Dambusters raid

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6 years

Labour to vote on voting on a vote in case there isn’t a vote

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6 years

Ask the Gurkhas.

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5 years

JOGGERS! a simple nod of acknowledgement when I step aside out of your way as you thunder past panting and sweating would probably stave off the descent into anarchy by some three to four days.

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5 years

Roses are red You’re as young as you feel

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8 years

Until I can lick an ounce of lead paint off my 1 foot golliwog by the light of 100 Watt fluorescent bulb we won't have our country back

The Telegraph

@Telegraph

8 years

Return of pounds and ounces? Britain might allow firms to use imperial measures after #Brexit

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15 days

That's not how it goes

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6 years

Ignore him, ffs. If you’re still talking about cups of tea tomorrow, you’re falling for it again.

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@almurray

4 years

Only way to change comics joking about a Tory government is to vote it out.

Emma Webb

@Emma_A_Webb

4 years

75% of BBC comedy slots go to left wingers like Nish Kumar... Because for woke-compliant comedy, it’s not enough to be unfunny, you have to be anti-funny

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5 years

You’re all barred. Go home. Stay there.

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4 years

It's Finley's birthday today. He made it to today because someone somewhere signed up as a stem cell donor. An infinity of thank yous & blessings upon them from me and his family ❤️ Please do what you can for people with blood cancer and register today on

DKMS UK

We are fighting blood cancer. We want as many people as possible to join the blood stem cell donor register.

www.dkms.org.uk

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@almurray

5 years

Thank to everyone who’s responded so positively. We are doing everything we can for Finley and your support means so much.

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6 years

Leave means Leave

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6 years

Sunlit uplands latest

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8 years

Well Paul, the Pub Landlord is a pisstake. Happy to help.

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14 days

Well.

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5 years

Thank to everyone who’s responded so positively. We are doing everything we can for Finley and your support means so much.

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7 years

Pleeeeease impeach me, let me goooooo....

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4 years

HOW DO I MAKE FRIENDS WITH MATT FUCKING HANCOCK?

Byline Times

@BylineTimes

4 years

BREAKING 🔴 EXCLUSIVE: Friend of Matt Hancock Wins £14.4 Million PPE Contract The firm is owned by the wife of a horse breeder who has donated thousands to the Health and Social Care Secretary, reports @WritesBright 🔽

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4 months

Did Cameron not say what do you mean you're going back to London?

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2 years

Happy birthday to my dad, the Colonel, 85 today. @james1940 @WeHaveWaysPod #faaaamily

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@almurray

6 years

Surely he thinks no meal is better than a bad meal

Dominic Raab

@DominicRaab

6 years

Thank you to Tesco in Molesey and the Trussell Trust for partnering to encourage customers to generously provide food collections for families in our community, who are struggling at this time of year.

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4 months

I've left Normandy by mistake gif

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Paul Brand

@PaulBrandITV

5 years

BREAKING: After trying and failing to become an MP seven times, @Nigel_Farage says he won’t be standing in this election #marr

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@almurray

8 days

It's official! I've turned historian!

BBC The One Show

@BBCTheOneShow

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Comedian-turned-historian @almurray joins us to share a fascinating WWII story he explores in his new book 📚 Find out all the details on #TheOneShow tonight! Got a question? Email theoneshow @bbc .co.uk 📩 or comment👇

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5 years

Irish backstop

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6 years

Hope the inventor of the skip intro button on Netflix is on a yacht in Monaco supping martinis

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7 years

Tory Party/UKIP latest

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8 years

UKIP Farage Carswell Nuttall latest

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1 year

Well, that should do it

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5 years

Pay in Euros doesn't post to the UK

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3 years

Fuck you, is what I think Arthur. The boy is mortally ill.

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2 years

What if no one presents it?

Ian Wright

@IanWright0

2 years

Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.

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@almurray

4 months

A call so dazzlingly bad one has to look away for fear of being blinded

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6 years

Priti Patel is dazzingly thick

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4 years

There’s no pub either

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4 years

My mind is absolutely blown by the fact that @almurray isn't bald, and only shaves his head for pub landlord 🤯

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4 years

The stuff we’re asked to give a shit about

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9 months

I'm all for National Service now I'm too old to do it.

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7 years

Time for @LordBuckethead to go the Palace I think

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6 years

BROCOLLI GOES OFF THE BOYLE

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@almurray

6 years

You’re an MP. You’re the political elite. Literally. Have a word with yourself.

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@stevedouble

6 years

Sadly I am coming to the same conclusion. The very reason many voted to Leave is being demonstrated. People want to know their voice and vote matters. Not be told the political elite know better. Not delivering a true Brexit will do huge and lasting damage to our democracy.

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@almurray

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I'm 56 but still get that strange pitching inner feeling that at the start of September that the old year is ending and we are back to school. Expect without the status of going up a year any more.

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6 years

Check out these ferries I've got

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6 years

Eldest dropped back at uni. A tender moment. Money for gin handed over.

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4 years

Is the hold up that no one’s wife owns a chain of hotels?

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9 months

Rorke's Drift. Even smaller than you think it will be.

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@almurray

6 years

Watch the fucking thing before you make your stupid fucking mind up

f3aok🇬🇧

@f3aok

6 years

@almurray What a stupid topic for a program Why does everyone hate the english? History channel must be short on ideas.

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10 months

Thinking of setting up a crisis management PR firm called Whatever You Do Don't Do That Interview.

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7 years

BREAKING: No One In UK Has Seen Suits

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4 years

Ok thanks for clearing that up

Britons overseas have no right to our help, says Foreign Office

British citizens arrested overseas through no fault of their own have no right to the government’s assistance or protection, even if they are tortured or held a

www.thetimes.com

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3 years

Christmas is go. Might hang this on the tree

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8 months

Steve Wright: a titan of radio. Survivor of the great radio reboot too. Mr Spoons 😢

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@almurray

2 years

Once again I find myself controversially in the don't hit the comedians camp for some reason.

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2 years

Well done lads.

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7 years

Terribly sad news about Sean Hughes.

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6 years

This is great content

Reform UK

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6 years

I thought @almurray was a decent bloke until i saw him in an actual pub and he is a proper lefty . where do they breed these folk

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6 years

Real Men don’t get annoyed about ads.

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3 years

No Mr Bond I expect you to what the fuck are you wearing?

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7 months

Just been to Gunnersbury Museum to look at the sci-fi exhibition. Charming collection of props, models and costumes from the BBC's golden age of visual fx. An actual Tripod.

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@almurray

3 years

What next after Super League? Manchester United just on its own, kicking a ball against your windows, demanding cash.

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@almurray

5 years

As the D Day commemorations start I think it’s worth remembering this was just the start of eleven months of hard fighting, not just one day. #wehaveways

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2 years

This will of course be drowned out by the inevitable World Cup racket, but finally these people whose lives were blighted because they did their duty have been recognised by a state that refused to do its duty to them. Congratulations to everyone who campaigned for so long.

Mirror Breaking News

@MirrorBreaking_

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BREAKING Britain's nuclear test veterans FINALLY granted medals they've deserved for 70 years

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