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longman

@ALongmanP1

3 years

I'm on some other shit to the rest of you

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longman

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2 months

@xugaaze A flight to Australia is £600 from experience, you could buy 1.3 million flights to Australia with a billion

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@FDataAnalysis mesh error minimum quality not reached mesh error minimum quality not reached mesh error minimum quality not reached mesh error minimum quality not reached mesh error minimum quality not reached mesh error minimum quality not reached mesh error minimum quality not reached mesh er

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@FURIOUSSScs If anything I think it increases the legitimacy of CS as an esport, why aren't other pros blowing their major tournament winnings on coke, just like traditional sports

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there's a guy on this app who eats food in the shower i know you see this are you just searching shower food guy love the work friend

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@doulbedoink Counter strike pro freakazoid

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@brandnewcartier

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@coochiegurl420 suicide is so back on the cards

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3 years

Never forget that Cloud9 blew a 15-11 lead in the 2018 Boston Major to FaZe Clan giving Faze Clan its first and only Major in CS:GO history @RyanAtRBM

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@pollen196 logic going to be livid when he sees this

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@Memeulous

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@FindtheSunlight @JUNlPER @K_Red_Sugar the shadow government

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@ILuv2Dance @fiagirly ?

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2 years

@cloudeeuhh whenever I feel down I read through all of the incel openings, could always be worse

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@ALongmanP1

2 years

@purablon @xheenO_g @SomeKid42700918 @_UnknownOrbit During 2010-2013 there was literally mass hatred of seb, he got booed at most tracks the same as max does just now

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@rainf0restcafe6 just like I taught em

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@SkinnyTuna real version: I'm a software engineer Her: I could tell by the green stank cloud following you around

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3 years

@lannasphere @DoctorPissPants @jackharlow Our king

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@ArchieRL_ @ScrubKillaRL @Joreuz_ aw fuck dont think i locked the door when i left

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3 years

@RyanAtRBM @ropzicle Pronouns in bio. Checks out.

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@jefwun I genuinely think this is the best f1twt tweet of all time

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@ALongmanP1

2 years

@deadrubbergirl @GeitPinkie @KindSpaceWombat @mIadoluka @bambooney i moved to the netherlands 5 months ago from the UK and im shocked at how racist the Dutch are genuinely

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@DoingCigarettes stay scared

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@ALongmanP1

3 years

Drip

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@pitlimiteron @clappedsti oh

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@alamfiz I wish I had poop maps 2 years ago I could've matched this freak so well

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@ALongmanP1

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dipping a deep fried mars bar in the river clyde

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@RoatansFinest

2 years

Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩

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@_AKASOR inshallah you missbuy scout for one thousand eternities

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@bambooney

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@ALongmanP1

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@CaucasianJames Shoutout @Nubzz11

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@GRUGCEL I know you're low-key getting tan

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@ALongmanP1

3 years

@m4ntuu We fight behind Asda tomorrow at 3pm

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KTLA

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#BREAKING : Police are investigating an armed break-in in Bel-Air

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@ALongmanP1

3 years

@H0NEYRYD3R Another day of Twitter users inventing people and takes that don't exist then getting angry at them

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@ALongmanP1

3 years

@lannasphere this u?

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@ALongmanP1

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The beeping keeps getting faster

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@ALongmanP1

30 days

just bought a pc off of FB marketplace inshallah it doesn't explode

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longman

@ALongmanP1

2 years

@ItsSlumpii @FaZeUpdate @BLASTPremier @CODLeague @RLEsports @FNCompetitive I think the two major unquantifiables are that CS has been around for over 20 years, the meta and skill ceiling has developed so far it's insane. But on the other hand Rocket League has near 0 transferrable skills from other games, it's really hard to compare

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@ALongmanP1

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low-key getting tan

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@ALongmanP1

9 months

if day drinking is a crime lock me up

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@vooCSGO

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@ALongmanP1

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es ist over fur mich?

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4/09/2024 😍😍😍 @astonmartin

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@ALongmanP1

3 years

They said I was immature so I gru up

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longman

@ALongmanP1

1 year

now qualified to make orphan-seeking missiles for the shadow government !

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1 year

@Vetteleclerc

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@ALongmanP1

8 months

they're silencing me

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@ALongmanP1

3 months

this is every bloke in their 20s that thinks Dubai is sick

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@ALongmanP1

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@largacty1 @_HanTyumi America invented the HAMBURGer...

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@ALongmanP1

2 years

@Danny5789 @boygrrI @MrBeast

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@ALongmanP1

2 years

@Dion95818930 @Torpedo_______ @basedman33 they're just being a twitter user

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longman

@ALongmanP1

9 months

had a lil arrhythmia and the boys were straight on their shit

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longman

@ALongmanP1

1 year

@FDataAnalysis I'm getting formula student flashbacks

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longman

@ALongmanP1

2 months

preparing to move out and im gonna miss the gang man

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@ALongmanP1

2 months

throwback to early COVID when my white facemask made my camera unable to distinguish between my skin and pure white fabric

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@ALongmanP1

2 years

@Durden112 @historyinmemes is that yung lean

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longman

@ALongmanP1

3 years

ive waited so long to post this

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@ALongmanP1

3 years

@kittenhaver @notchaselyons Just suck it back up afterwards 👍

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longman

@ALongmanP1

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my phone knows what's up 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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longman

@ALongmanP1

9 months

not to scare u guys but it's longman day

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@ALongmanP1

3 years

@bambooney The scorch marks left by the population of Dresden probs not appreciating Reddit rn ://

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@ALongmanP1

3 years

@RyanAtDust2 @zc_henrique Studying why you don't have to internationally relate to the french

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longman

@ALongmanP1

3 years

Just asked for someone's playlist and they sent this

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@ALongmanP1

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hitting translate on a hebrew tweet and wondering if it's an actual view or just copy pasted from mein kampf

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Amplify proud Zionist Jewish voices.

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@ALongmanP1

3 years

SIUUUUUU

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@ALongmanP1

3 years

you ever get so high you ever so high you get that you get scared you get high so that you get scared

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longman

@ALongmanP1

3 years

only talk cryptically to women, confuse the enemy

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@ALongmanP1

1 year

@ChadDraven craziest character on the internet is the ice age baby but a rapist

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@ALongmanP1

3 years

@notchaselyons 60 years of slavery isn't bad when you get to call some pixels this tho?

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@ALongmanP1

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referring to her eyes as big naturals

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@ALongmanP1

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Richard Hanania

@RichardHanania

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@squirrelpsps Tattoos on women are generally disgusting.

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@ALongmanP1

2 years

@Uber_Support @s4m31p4n @Benadryl this driver was talking about a "hat man" and that he shouldn't have taken a "heroic dose"?

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@ALongmanP1

3 years

@pollen196 They all start harassing children?

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longman

@ALongmanP1

10 months

I love following attractive women on here just to look at the reply guys like going to the twitter zoo

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longman

@ALongmanP1

8 months

This orange? It's for you bro, I circumcised it just for you bro

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@ALongmanP1

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@talibanmommy

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@ALongmanP1

2 months

is it an american thing to immediately kick your kids out as soon as they finish school

Tired Peasant ☭🇵🇸

@HorrorGorl

2 months

Having a child is for life. Not for 18 years

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1 year

I've gotten worse

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@ALongmanP1

1 year

@shanethecnfsr im beginning to see a lot of parallels between him and hitler

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longman

@ALongmanP1

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@harrisondubay @skytopjf engineering and like 3 Indian men that saved me

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longman

@ALongmanP1

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grabbing a handful out of each bin at subway dumping it on a plate and calling it an Israel breakfast

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@ALongmanP1

1 year

@josiahhughes @ytnotions u my old English teacher for sure spudboy

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@ALongmanP1

3 years

life good :)

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@ALongmanP1

2 years

@coldhealing the off switch is under her hair

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@ALongmanP1

3 years

@theDoubleOD @kelly_scraps Fr I'm about to cry my (6ft2 caring and compassionate) ass to sleep

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longman

@ALongmanP1

3 months

little archie, big archie

reverend mother g money

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little gab, big gab

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longman

@ALongmanP1

2 years

@pepegaCJ @JinxDarling_ Oh really? Help my Coinbase wallet is stolen my Bitcoin nft stolen lost access to Coinbase wallet stolen nft stolen crypto stolen Bitcoin can't get my bitcoin

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longman

@ALongmanP1

2 years

@AntonLuca97 @CammieRacing it's also a wheel for a simulator but you didn't know that did you

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longman

@ALongmanP1

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guys I have horrible news I am no longer unemployed

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@ALongmanP1

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have I ever talked about how much I love actually using condoms guys

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longman

@ALongmanP1

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just won a bajillion bucks on the slot machine

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longman

@ALongmanP1

2 years

@xheenO_g @purablon @SomeKid42700918 @_UnknownOrbit ye tbf my memory of that era isn't amazing I was a bit young so I just liked him because his car looked cool

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longman

@ALongmanP1

2 years

@feebux Real