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The Republic of Texas
Joined March 2011
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
1 year
May 8 to Today 👏🏼
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5 years
The Supreme Court backed a Christian baker for refusing to bake a cake for a gay couple, Republicans rejoiced. Now Republicans at A&M are getting bent because a private business owner refused to bake a cake based on political beliefs. IT DOESNT GO BOTH WAYS
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
6 years
BBQ - slow cooked, all day Grilling - hamburgers and hot dogs They are NOT interchangeable
@chuck_kxngn
BBS Chuck.
6 years
Unpopular opinions: cookout edition
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@3rdWheelJordyn
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5 years
My boss: wow yall open against Texas State? Me: and y’all play La Tech Boss: they’ve been to 4 straight bowls! Me: and y’all haven’t! I may be getting fired by the end of football season
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JordynsGolfGroove
3 months
And Vols fans have been nothing but supportive of us. Hate this for them tbh
@tigerstripeslsu
The Tiger Stripes
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Texas/Texas A&M has pushed Tennessee’s natty to the back page.
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4 years
Fun Fact: they used the Aggie Wranglers for this video
@CountryChord
Country Chord
4 years
Midland | Burn Out
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2 years
Aggie football entering it’s Villain Era may be the best thing to happen to this program
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
7 years
Or the 4 stages of Aggie Football
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@3rdWheelJordyn
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6 years
It has been 0 days since Texas reinforced stereotypes
@abc13houston
ABC13 Houston
6 years
Horse in the bed of pick-up truck going 70 MPH on US-59:
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@3rdWheelJordyn
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7 years
Just wanted to pass this along 👍🏼 #MaroonWall
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
29 days
THATS MY CULT ❤️
@CollegeGameDay
College GameDay
29 days
THE ATMOSPHERE IN COLLEGE STATION 👏 @AggieFootball
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@3rdWheelJordyn
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5 years
H-E-B needs to run the state, the rest of the country isn’t worthy enough
@abc13houston
ABC13 Houston
5 years
H-E-B employee helps customer change tire during grocery store frenzy
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
7 years
Special Agent Fox Mulder is ready for Halloween #XFiles ❤️
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
5 years
I 100% believe if Saturday had been a night fake, a Kyle Field would’ve been full. That 2:30 kick was brutal, the SEC and CBS need to reconsider their “prime time” spot cause 2:30 in September in Texas ain’t it
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@3rdWheelJordyn
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5 years
Y’all never in a million years did I think I’d actually go to grad school
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8 years
Houston right now
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4 years
Poland was terrorized by a communist regime for years but kids here in America think it’s woke to like communism
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@3rdWheelJordyn
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2 years
Today we lost the best damn dog on the planet. Mulder lived a life of luxury and I’m gonna miss the hell out of him.
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@3rdWheelJordyn
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1 year
At 22:18 of the Johnny Manziel doc on Netflix, ya girl is in it
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5 years
So you didn’t get your cheesecake, it’s a CHEESECAKE. Big deal, get a friend to buy it for you if you want it that bad. Don’t go on National TV crying because you were denied service based on political views. That’s some serious snowflake BS
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
5 years
I’ll take an A&M loss if that means the Astros clinch There I said it
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
6 years
Do NOT compare my boy Ronnie to friggin Robert Francis O’Rourke
@daveweigel
David Weigel
6 years
When a look works, it works.
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@3rdWheelJordyn
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8 years
Dear Ags,
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5 years
Master’s ✅
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@3rdWheelJordyn
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5 years
This is why I don’t identify as a Republican, they’re just as big of snowflakes as the left. I’m an Independent. Work, pay your taxes, & vote, the govt is in place to protect you, not run you life. It’s unfortunate but the 2 predominant political parties fail in that regard.
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
7 years
For those who are asking about how they can continue to help out with pets affected by #HurricaneHarvy 👍🏼 #BTHOharvey
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@3rdWheelJordyn
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8 years
This just goes to show you, we are all like Myles Garrett. Fuego is life
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1 year
2 years ago, one of the most narcissistic humans I’ve ever been around bailed on me for a wedding. Can’t even count the number of times he bailed when I needed him to show up 2 years later? I’m so much happier, healthier, and know my worth. As a friend, partner, and person.
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
6 years
*doesnt drink water yesterday* *wakes up with a headache* *drinks caffeine all day, headache lingers* *finally drinks water* *headache goes away* Me:
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
3 years
Tell me you’re obsessed with your ex, without telling me you’re obsessed with your ex
@kyleumlang
Kyle Umlang
3 years
Introducing Amazon's next Best Seller: 101 Aggie Facts: Things Every Longhorn Should Know 📕 - #MrDataCFB #AggieFactThursday #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘
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3 years
He’s been filming the entire Aggie Band performance 🥺
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5 years
Christmas Party tonight!
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5 years
Y’all are mad about Harry’s being torn down but don’t understand the hurt of the Hall of Fame being shut down right before you started A&M
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JordynsGolfGroove
8 years
Jokes on him, it's been spring in Texas for a month
@cbs4rgv
CBS 4 News
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Groundhog sees its shadow; Six more weeks of winter predicted
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@3rdWheelJordyn
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5 years
Jimmy Fallon is officially dead to me
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JordynsGolfGroove
5 years
Jason aldean cheated on his wife
@gilliam_layla
layla gilliam :)
5 years
luke combs and jason aldean showed me how a girl should be treated...miranda lambert and carrie underwood showed me what to do when they don’t treat you right
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I drank 2 gallons of water at this game, was in the south end zone bleachers. Turns out? I was running a 101 fever the entire game and missed the next 3 weeks of school with severe bronchitis Then I changed my major
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JordynsGolfGroove
1 year
Got to meet Coach Fisher today!
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7 years
@davidduchovny Mulder says BOO-YA
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7 years
Damn I love Texas, we take care of our own #TexasForever
@Harri8t
Harriet Taylor
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Police moving cattle to higher ground just outside Dayton, TX with team @contessabrewer @CNBC
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If I had a son I’d pay his barber extra for this tbh This is GOLD
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
7 years
Turns out he's an Aggie! Class of '83 👍🏼
@CloydRivers
Cloyd Rivers
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A former US Special Forces soldier-turned aid worker, ran through gunfire to save a child from ISIS. A real hero. 🇺🇸
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7 years
Now y'all need to pull tickets and STAY the entire game
@Ben_Baby
Ben Baby
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Texas A&M announces the student section at Kyle Field is sold out.
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
2 years
Mulder’s vet sent me a condolence card and this, yes that’s his paw print and yes I’m SOBBING 🥺❤️
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
3 years
I’m breaking my social media hiatus to ask for all the prayers and good vibes for my middle brother. He is on a tugboat and is moored in NOLA. They’re tied up well and are “safe” (according to him) but still they could use the prayers, good vibes, and mojo
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
3 years
Thank you @HEB for carrying the @DosEquis mini kegs 🥺❤️
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7 years
@ocdthinkin @TxDPS Texas has shown its true colors this week, so much unity and selfless service by many. Makes me even prouder to be a Texan
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
4 years
YALL MY GRANDPA IS IN REMISSION FROM LEUKEMIA 😭❤️
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@3rdWheelJordyn
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4 years
Sometimes I get dressed up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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4 months
We put the cult in Agriculture And we accept it Articles like these aren’t new Proud of my school and our traditions (even the weird ones)
@WhiskeyRiff
Whiskey Riff
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It doesn't have to be so weird... #TAMU #Aggies
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
10 months
I can’t go into detail right now, however, ladies please please please learn how to defend yourself Carry a weapon (and train with that weapon, pepper spray, a taser, and learn how to throw a mean haymaker And how to cause a scene It’ll save your life like it did mine.
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
1 year
The rest of the baseball world is about to find out just how toxic Texans are to each other I can’t wait It’s officially Rangers, and DFW hate week
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
5 years
Did I really come all the way to CStat for my pillow, lunch with @mrsthang01 , and a @PastelitosCo cheesecake? Yes yes I did
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JordynsGolfGroove
5 years
@PeterBurnsESPN @egarcia_2018 Actually he was a QB turned WR turned back to QB
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1 year
From Mulder’s vet 🥺❤️
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7 years
Mulder sure is a handsome pup 😍
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@3rdWheelJordyn
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5 years
This morning my Uber driver asked if I had a Valentine, when I said no he opened the center console and gave me a Hershey kiss then said “boom I got you girl, you don’t need no man to make you happy on Valentine’s Day, you be your own Valentine” 😭❤️
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
5 years
Living my best life
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4 years
Everyone wants the pandemic to be over but doesn’t want to take the steps necessary for that to happen. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
5 years
Payday is the biggest emotional roller coaster of the month. The pure sadness of seeing my money go to bills but then the overwhelming happiness that I paid my bills Then the realization I’ll need to eat ramen the rest of the month to make it to next payday
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
2 years
@ParkerMcCollum Talk to your buddy @MorganWallen and see if y’all can add a date 👍🏼
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3 years
We interrupt this social media hiatus (Lolol again) for a gameday pic
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3 years
Aggie Twitter really hit Doomsday mode this weekend didnt it
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3 years
I bet Nick Saban sacrificed that bird at halftime
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10 years
Just started the new Netflix series Bloodline, it's great👍 Kyle Chandler is an amazing actor
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5 years
Friendly reminder that I was cool 4 years ago and worked the CMA Awards Trisha Yearwood told me I had pretty hair and I tripped in front of Kenny Chesney Needless to say it was a memorable night
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JordynsGolfGroove
11 months
Me and the homie headed back on our bullshit
@365Aggie
Aggie Sports 365
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This dance is going to live in my head rent free. What a moment!
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
4 years
Dont 👏🏼 let 👏🏼 people 👏🏼 live 👏🏼 in 👏🏼 your 👏🏼 head 👏🏼 rent 👏🏼 free 👏🏼
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
7 years
Here's your weekly update of how much Mulder has grown
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@3rdWheelJordyn
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4 years
Now that it’s relatively well known, I’m happy to announce that I’ll be hanging around the Houston area permanently and have accepted a job in Downtown Houston!
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@3rdWheelJordyn
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3 years
Good Morning Aggieland 😍
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4 years
forgot my mask today & the pro shop won’t let me in, the guy braced for me to throw a fit but I just said “oh I’m terribly sorry, I’ll wait for my buddy who has one to get us checked in” The look on his face was priceless, I guess he thought I was about to go full Karen on him
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
5 years
Y’all done went and got me riled up this morning. Thanks for listening to my rant, keep the markets and their people free.
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8 years
*in the therapist's office* Doc: I see here where you marked you have trust issues, wanna talk about it? Me: okay so Aggie football
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JordynsGolfGroove
7 years
How much of a diva is Mulder? Well he won’t get into the truck on his own so I resort to drastic measures to get him in 😂
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
4 years
. @DosEquis y’all have outdone yourself with this one. For $20 you can bring draft beer into your home. Y’all hit up your local @HEB @kroger and @Specs1962 for this gem
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JordynsGolfGroove
10 months
I’ve always openly rooted against tu since I could talk. Can’t break 30 years of that habit
@KayceSmith
Kayce Smith
10 months
Fellow Aggies: it’s not cute to openly root against Texas today or to say they’re not that good. It just looks salty. They’re playing for a conference championship. They beat Bama. You don’t have like it, but it’s fact. Let’s just beat them next year. Being bitter ain’t it🤷‍♀️
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@3rdWheelJordyn
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5 years
I know what y’all are thinking “Jordyn you actually know how to dress up?”
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5 years
Best part of living in Austin? Instead of flipping off a tsip when they cut me off in traffic, I just give them a horns down The reactions are priceless
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
5 years
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MULDER ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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JordynsGolfGroove
5 years
Did Bregman just call out A&M students not standing??
@brianmctaggart
Brian McTaggart
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Bregman: "Don't come unless you want to stand for nine innings. We want it to be loud and rowdy."
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5 years
Not a bad view for the next couple days
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3 years
Best night of my life since 2019
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3 years
We lost my granny last week, she was my Astros and NCIS watching buddy, roommate in grad school, and so much more. 2021 has not been easy or kind.
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5 years
Things I should be doing: - cleaning - packing Things I am actually doing: - eating Taco Bell - watching Criminal Minds
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JordynsGolfGroove
8 years
Myles Garrett = National Gem. 12/10 must protect the preciousness
@GigEmGazette
Gig Em Gazette
8 years
Myles Garrett on @SportsRadio610 this morning. Says he wants to get a degree in paleontology after his NFL career is finished.
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3 years
At my favorite bar on my birthday Drunk off my ass. What a birthday
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5 years
When you’re a strong independent doggo who don’t need no owner
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9 months
Friendly reminder that when this drops, keep the same “cancel” energy for EVERYONE on that list. No cherry picking based on political sides of the aisle and celebrity status
@starboydiablo
diablo
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Me waiting on that list of celebrities who were associated with Epstein #EpsteinClientList
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5 years
When you find out another one of your ex boyfriends has married the girl he dated right after you This brings the total count to 6
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5 years
3 years ago today I graduated from A&M, for the first time lol, what a wild ride it’s been!
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Today is the greatest day of my life @drpepper invited me to join Pepper Pack after an extensive application process #PepperPack
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5 years
My Valentine is kind of a jerk
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4 years
Did I grab an extra blanket? Yes. Is my fan still on? Also Yes.
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JordynsGolfGroove
5 years
I haven’t had a @PastelitosCo cheesecake yet, I can’t wait to have one. Y’all give this hardworking Ag, @isdianaokay , a follow and buy the heck out of her cheesecakes!
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JordynsGolfGroove
4 years
New coworker is protesting work conditions, claims there aren’t enough treatos
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JordynsGolfGroove
8 years
#InternJordyn made it 🙌🏼
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5 years
Heck no I don’t I done GRADUATED
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JordynsGolfGroove
3 months
Can yall imagine the roastings we’d get if our AD waited at a CEMETERY for a coach 😭
@pumpthabrakez
HouseDivided
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Just ran outta time at the hotel in Omaha, then had no time on the plane ride, the bus or when they arrived at the stadium. Had CDC waitin in a cemetery…had to go 😂😂😂
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@3rdWheelJordyn
JordynsGolfGroove
5 years
My ex Snapchat messaged me “you’re on the list of things I miss” today How’s y’all’s day going?
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